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[–]AntiLuke 522 points523 points ago

I like how the last one made sure to place the reflections for all the extra suns.

[–]AATroop 208 points209 points ago

They take this stuff seriously.

[–]Thelazychild 51 points52 points ago

Your username screams for "pun-ishment".

[–]Thelazychild 29 points30 points ago

...Worth it.

[–]I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS 29 points30 points ago

It was actually a stroke of genius on your part... God I love puns.

[–]not_quite_creative 57 points58 points ago

More like a stork of genius

[–]justaluckyguy 13 points14 points ago

upvote for username

[–]Randomacts 10 points11 points ago

Yes, this is god speaking.

You like puns?

Good, good..

It is noted.

[–]crawfish2000 2 points3 points ago

Your auto correct changed the word 'penis'.

[–]PointsOutTheUsername 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Mac_Anu 3 points4 points ago

That went in a completely different direction from what I was expecting.

[–]irondieselvingiant 56 points57 points ago

Every thread. there's always someone like you who has to say something like that to make me go back and check the damn picture again.

[–]subdep 8 points9 points ago

You didn't miss the boob reflection in the water in photo 3, did ya?

[–]Demojen 2 points3 points ago

Now that's attention to detail. Only thing he forgot was the cancer.

[–]N0V0w3ls 3 points4 points ago

And at last I see the light, and it's like the fog has lifted

[–]yellephant 0 points1 point ago

As a man whose fiancée professes to be badass and Jersey and Irish, yet watches the ever-loving fuck out of Tangled and How To Train Your Dragon, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi did a great job in that movie...

[–]skasse_ 2 points3 points ago

I like how the reflection doesn't match in the first one as well.

[–]Acolyte666 -1 points0 points ago

But they didn't add the light or radiant energy all of those extra suns would give out.

[–]freshmillions 232 points233 points ago

extra long fingers wins

[–]zman0900 61 points62 points ago

Finglonger

[–]KingPhine 11 points12 points ago

The other ones are nice... They're just not very long

[–]DogCandy 1 point2 points ago

*Finglongerer

[–]eloquentmonster 15 points16 points ago

The 90 degree turn is a nice touch.

[–]yes_thats_right 8 points9 points ago

Individually I thought that they were all as good as one another. Sequentially, I absolutely loved the last one where the sun is everywhere but in between his fingers.

[–]Mechanixm 17 points18 points ago

Long fingers is the champion, I agree.

[–]America_Owns 18 points19 points ago

I fucking lost it when I saw the long fingers. My roommate came in to see what was going on, he didn't get it.

[–]Fracted 25 points26 points ago

Really? Your roommate sounds great tell us more useless information about your roommate!

[–]JewboiTellem 40 points41 points ago

This one time I saw a really funny video on youtube about a cat and called my roommate over to look at it, but we both just ended up watching it for three minutes in awkwardness because I'd already gotten used to the funny parts and he wasn't really amused by the video but felt obligated to not be a dick. Afterwards he gave a fake half chuckle, a thanks and went back to his desk.

[–]Chitinid 4 points5 points ago

A few weeks from now: http://www.thisonetime.com

EDIT: Never mind, it already exists, it just barely has visitors.

[–]DentD 2 points3 points ago

MY GOD, it's exactly like every time I show funny internet videos to my IRL friends and family members. I wish more people understood our humor.

[–]JewboiTellem 25 points26 points ago

One time my roommate set his alarm to PM instead of AM and slept in til 11AM, missing his 9 o' clock class. He looked at his clock in puzzlement, then got up and took a shower.

[–]dayna-mite 2 points3 points ago

This commitment is golden.

[–]JewboiTellem 33 points34 points ago

This one time my roommate made popcorn and kept it in the microwave for like 15 seconds too long so it was all burnt. He offered me some after he took it out and I declined.

[–]ecmmyers 0 points1 point ago

Still a better love story...

[–]JewboiTellem 17 points18 points ago

This one time my roommate talked in his sleep. He said something about "no" and "away" and the whole ordeal only lasted around ten seconds and I was already surfing reddit on my phone in bed so I didn't mind.

[–]albequirky -3 points-2 points ago

he probably doesn't even lift

[–]JewboiTellem 22 points23 points ago

One time my roommate brought back a girl to the room while I was sleeping and started fooling around with her and I got wicked depressed because I've never had sex but then I thought about a super funny Facebook screenshot so I took out my phone to look for it on reddit but they could both hear the clicking and movement of my phone. They both became uncomfortable and left to go to her room.

I proceeded to masturbate to pony porn.

[–]raiter 3 points4 points ago

I'm laughing my ass off at every one of these. And actually laughing, not just exhaling a little harder than usual.

[–]IHoldSteady 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Christ, dude.

[–]JewboiTellem 24 points25 points ago

This one time my roommate walked in on me with his girlfriend while I was masturbating, and he said, "my bad," and closed the door. I was really embarrassed so I closed out the porn browser and started my homework.

[–]soilednapkin 1 point2 points ago

Normally I just wank in private.

[–]JewboiTellem 15 points16 points ago

This one time my mom offered me a brownie, and it looked pretty fucking good so I snatched it greedily and took a bite out of it. What made it even better was the glass of cold milk right next to me.

Cold milk to complement a warm brownie - there's really nothing better.

[–]Vanadoss 132 points133 points ago

I like the subtle warping of his eye in the second last pic.

[–]carpii 25 points26 points ago

and his nose.

God, dont forget the nose

[–]Vanadoss 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure he looks like someone I've seen in many a picture on Reddit, just can't find the exact same shape....

edit: this is not an invitation to create lots of the same facewarp

[–]tinkyXIII 2 points3 points ago

Don't you tell me who to deform in Photoshop, you uncouth ruffian!

[–]CaNANDian 13 points14 points ago

subtle?

[–]ponimaju 10 points11 points ago

yea man it's his sentence he can use whatever adjective he wants you observant guy

[–]Kulhu 82 points83 points ago

That's the moon.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 50 points51 points ago

That's no moon... Oh wait, you're right.

[–]Caringforarobot 11 points12 points ago

Damn it, im too sick to be laughing this hard.

[–]passive_fist 3 points4 points ago

did the robot make you sick?

[–]doomsday_pancakes 64 points65 points ago

[–]ani625 1 point2 points ago

He looks so... brushed.

[–]knightofmars 1 point2 points ago

Totally fake, you can tell by the reflection of the non existent sun on the water.

[–]Nolano 47 points48 points ago

I don't understand why people still try to get help from 4chan.

[–]MuchJokes 97 points98 points ago

Here's a hint: the people that ask for help are not in want of help. They just want a giggle at what others on 4chan will come up with.

[–]iamjakt 72 points73 points ago

What? you mean these people would just organize in a circle and manually stimulate each other like that?

[–]danE3030 21 points22 points ago

A ring of men rousing each other? Surely not!

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

I much prefer an oval shape.

[–]Laruae 2 points3 points ago

Certainly better than mechanical stimulation...

[–]KingToasty -2 points-1 points ago

Hey man, don't be robophobic.

[–]Cooler-Beaner -2 points-1 points ago

I thought that was what Fark was for.

[–]omnicarrot -2 points-1 points ago

Still can't quite figure it out. Gimme another hint.

[–]MeowNeko 15 points16 points ago

I can guarantee the person who posted that thread was not the person in that photo.

[–]srs_house 3 points4 points ago

Well, if you're an attractive girl willing to strip for chemistry answers...

(I can't find the screenshot. The chan archive has the text, though.]

[–]pl4yswithsquirrels -1 points0 points ago

This happens?

[–]Boxy-B 8 points9 points ago

Anyone else see John Belushi in the face warp one?

[–]hatandcane 0 points1 point ago

haaaaa

[–]romanjormpjomp 9 points10 points ago

I liked the part where my laughing turned to snorting and I realized it is time for bed.

[–]zacky765 33 points34 points ago

I saw this thread, I absolutely lol'd. There were more than these, but these are the best.

[–]carpii 17 points18 points ago

not just a lol, but an absolute lol?

respect for absolute lolling.

[–]patejam 26 points27 points ago

|lol|

[–]patejam 4 points5 points ago

lol, |0| is 0

[–]MrTeddybear 5 points6 points ago

I agree. Absolute lolling means both positive AND negative lolling. Well done.

[–]Vidyogamasta 1 point2 points ago

No, it means only the positive laughing, with any negative laughter being converted to positive laughter.

[–]endlessPI3 23 points24 points ago

obligatory mention of r/4chan

[–]TheDarkDoctor 5 points6 points ago

obligatory link

[–]HogBacon 16 points17 points ago

just typing /r/4chan works as a link

[–]endlessPI3 -1 points0 points ago

too lazy

[–]CyanogenHacker 3 points4 points ago

To type an extra slash?

[–]motorsickle 0 points1 point ago

fuck that extra slash.

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately most submissions in there are pretty lame.

[–]JimmyKeepCool 2 points3 points ago

Why would you ever ask 4chan to do something for you?

[–]cuddles_the_destroye 3 points4 points ago

because lolz. Also what are you going to do instead, not ask 4chan to do stuff for you?

[–]LetMeShopThat4u 40 points41 points ago

[–]WhoooMan 89 points90 points ago

You didn't move the reflection on the water.

[–]KittyCanScratch 224 points225 points ago

[–]gtsomething 79 points80 points ago

For some reason, I didn't see it coming.

[–]MisterWonka 11 points12 points ago

You made a huge mistake.

[–]SolvingYourProblems 21 points22 points ago

Perfect.

[–]jayshekk 2 points3 points ago

pretty good

[–]Lizardizzle 1 point2 points ago

Technically correct.

[–]--lolwutroflwaffle-- -5 points-4 points ago

It's probably my eyes, but it seems a bit off to the left.

[–]DisturbedForever92 2 points3 points ago

He asked for the sun not the moon...

[–]gmorales87 -1 points0 points ago

and the stars.

[–]Demojen 15 points16 points ago

[–]tidder_reverof 12 points13 points ago

No reflection. GG

[–]DisturbedForever92 7 points8 points ago

Pretty sure that's the moon though, not the sun.

[–]Demojen 25 points26 points ago

Oh you're absolutely right!!

Let me fix that.

[–]Moklok 3 points4 points ago

Perfect. now all you need is some instagram filters and a "thoughtful" message, probably something about trying to chase your dreams.

[–]Demojen 2 points3 points ago

[–]Reapist 2 points3 points ago

We just stepped into Battlefield 3, folks!

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

AAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]krulltheking 11 points12 points ago

hahahahahahah i laughed so hard. i am not high

the one with all the suns lol

good post

[–]jackfruit098 0 points1 point ago

I have never laughed so much to any post on Reddit. The look on that poor chap's face with the Sun Tabloid between his fingers... Priceless! :D

[–]fintter 0 points1 point ago

Is that not a play on SUN photoshopping muckshots to make evil pepole look more like Gollum? I recall some such instance with the batman movie shooter.

[–]jackfruit098 -1 points0 points ago

I wouldn't know, but I can see now that it probably was a brilliant attempt to show that photo-editing and tabloids/media go hand in hand. :D

[–]theredbaron1834 3 points4 points ago

5 FTW!

[–]Jaxkr 1 point2 points ago

The fourth one is my favorite.

[–]panchaaa 0 points1 point ago

perfect

[–]LondonTiger 0 points1 point ago

i love the last one hahaha

[–]rybo17 -1 points0 points ago

You left out all the nsfw ones that were in the same album posted to /r/4chan a couple days ago.

[–]biotroll 0 points1 point ago

4chan at its best.

[–]ohdalulz 0 points1 point ago

Only thing you forgot was Capri Sun

[–]tokentoken 0 points1 point ago

i think i laughed too hard at this.

[–]dennisj9 0 points1 point ago

First time I have laughed out loud from a post in weeks.

[–]aDarkerKnight 0 points1 point ago

Never change, /b/

[–]lolwhatsausername 0 points1 point ago

Moar.

Seriously, I would like to see more of these.

[–]bluesjammer 0 points1 point ago

The one with the elongated fingers definitely freaked me out for a second.

[–]richlizard24 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a butthole.

[–]Ci6181 0 points1 point ago

Should probably photo shop that vest while we are at it. Give the man some selves

[–]VirtuallyUnknown 0 points1 point ago

i haven't had perpetual laughter like that since breakfast July 17 2012

[–]shadowq8 0 points1 point ago

and this post made me subscribe again

[–]ReyTheRed 0 points1 point ago

I'm disappointed that his face wasn't put between his fingers and the sun put in place of his face. 4chan is slacking.

[–]samm727 0 points1 point ago

uhhhh, someone may have already pointed this out, but thats no sun.....thats the moon

[–]FungDynasty 1 point2 points ago

That's no moon... it's a space station.

[–]legacyin123 0 points1 point ago

I like the face melt in "The SUN"

[–]diskhead1 0 points1 point ago

My favourite is how his face is slightly warped with the red newspaper logo sun. i was like, da fuck happened there?

[–]blu_olivz 0 points1 point ago

lol I didn't even notice that. What the hell?

[–]jewish-anal-master 0 points1 point ago

Its funny cause on the actual thread the first reply is a guy doing a good job of it.

[–]fivepercentsure 0 points1 point ago

I think /b/ is a lot like a Genie. You gotta be very specific, otherwise you end up with something ... Like this obviously.

[–]airmasszero 0 points1 point ago

5 and 7 fucking crack me up, holy shit

[–]abhinavn 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck did you do to his face in 6th !?

[–]DtheK 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised /b/ didn't photoshop a penis there.

[–]quaste 0 points1 point ago

Where's the nerdy one with a sun wurkstation?

[–]roguent 1 point2 points ago

http://www.photoshoptroll.com/ in case some of you don't know this one yet :)

[–]NoMamesWei 0 points1 point ago

Funny

[–]DrMonocle 0 points1 point ago

[–]ccolumbus 0 points1 point ago

these are my favorite threads of all time. they literally never fail to make me laugh.

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

Did he honestly except 4chan to do it normally?

[–]Vahnya 0 points1 point ago

What's worse is you didn't even get this from 4chan, you got it from tumblr.

[–]MarijaneMushiesMolly 1 point2 points ago

and not a single cock between your fingers.

EDIT: a victory when posting on 4chan for photoshopping help

[–]drummer1059 1 point2 points ago

This was posted here like 2 days ago. OP is indeed a giant faggot

[–]YouAreAFuckHead -3 points-2 points ago

it wasnt kiddie porn so they got pissed.

[–]MrGoodbytes -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Every time I try to take a photo... 2coms 2pts 1mo gifs
Nailed it. 115coms 1371pts 3dys funny
When you think a post is going to hit the front page but it just gets 1 comment and a lonely upvote 6coms 17pts 1mo funny
When you try your best and you don't succeed 8coms 35pts 2mos pics
Nailed it! 1com 0pts 2dys funny
"Am I on it?" 21coms 310pts 10mos funny
Catch the sun...Right... 9coms 119pts 10mos funny
Missed a little 0coms -4pts 26dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]cwmisaword 2 points3 points ago

See, this would work if it wasn't an album containing related, but different content.

[–]MrGoodbytes 2 points3 points ago

Bah. I thought at least one of those had the /b/ stuff. The album was posted just a day or two ago. Hm.

[–]DarkRend 0 points1 point ago

Boy, I sure do love it when people don't put an X-post!

[–]LIIEETeh -3 points-2 points ago

You deleted the funny ones...

[–]N69sZelda 3 points4 points ago

then post them up.