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I have a penis. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]FranciBambi 12 points13 points ago

This just isn't funny. Not because I'm butthurt, it's just got no wit behind it. Sorry, guys.

[–]Disco_Bloodbath 69 points70 points ago

More like: I have a penis, blame me for stuff. I have tits, don't take me seriously. Moral of the story: everyone loses.

[–]bmw940 55 points56 points ago

I have a penis, blame me for rape. I have tits, blame me for rape.

[–]s0merand0mchick 7 points8 points ago

Now we're all sad.

[–]Pantsuz -2 points-1 points ago

YOU sir are smart.

[–]ToastyNathan 0 points1 point ago

Sarcasm?

[–]Pantsuz 0 points1 point ago

yep

[–]nebbish 78 points79 points ago

Bitter, sexist bullshit

[–]SayceGards 15 points16 points ago

Here we go again...

[–]zeldafan934 10 points11 points ago

The story of every MMO.

[–]Swedishsensation 7 points8 points ago

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28698607.jpg

[–]Onzez 3 points4 points ago

Because then you would be obese.

[–]zenmn 0 points1 point ago

Or.....you know.......the much more obvious: Transgender

[–]Drlnsanity 1 point2 points ago

No, I think obese is the more common answer.

[–]bobwire42 0 points1 point ago

Zenmn is clearly not from America...

[–]25february 9 points10 points ago

i fuckin hate shit like this

[–]teamspike93 4 points5 points ago

Because women have never been blamed for anything. Oh, except original sin. Forgot about that one.

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 23 points24 points ago

Yeah poor oppressed white males age 18-35, boy they have it hard.

I'd say post this to r/fullretard, but hasn't it already been reposted enough?

In all seriousness though, get a fucking clue.

[–]lmYOLOao 4 points5 points ago

And nobody said anything about race or age groups.

[–]Reaperdude97 0 points1 point ago

Ya, yes of course. You guys have it so hard. We just have small things like compulsory military service.

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[–]Kriieod 8 points9 points ago

http://www.finaid.org/scholarships/20110902racescholarships.pdf

Bullshit.

[–]rossryan 1 point2 points ago

Hmm. It might depend on what he means by scholarship, as in an actual scholarship or any form of financial aid / grant.

[–]Kriieod 1 point2 points ago

Financial aid is primarily based on income. Scholarships are primarily based on merit. I'm tired of people crying unfair when if they just put more effort into school they would have scholarships as well.

[–]jvflagg 1 point2 points ago

WOW, this was a great find. I wouldn't have guessed that it was quite so out of proportion. Thanks for this a lot. :D

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 7 points8 points ago

Uh huh, the recognition your friends get is because they're minorities, and but for your unfortunate skin you'd have graduated cum laude by now.

Or perhaps you live in a self centered, deluded fantasy land, who can say?

Oh wait here's a fun idea, post the name of the college in question and we'll pull up their diversity stats, test out this oppressed white guy theory of yours.

Own your fail sparky.

[–]Java980 0 points1 point ago

No one say anything about race or age groups.

On the the rest of it. Males have it harder in some areas, women have it harder in other areas. You get a fucking clue. But, that isn't enough for most people on either sides. Feminists, by far doesn't mean all of them, swear up and down men have everything perfect, and women are still being forced down. Some MRAs try to claim that men have all the problems, and women don't have any anymore.

Down vote me, claim I'm lying I honestly couldn't give two shits. Both of these opinions are based on my own experiences with both groups. Now, I doubt this changed anything. Have a good day ya fuckin' cunt.

[–]Reaperdude97 13 points14 points ago

inb4SRS

[–]AnnArchist 0 points1 point ago

lol they probably posted it.... so they could faux outrage... so you werent ib4srs

[–]pogiface 0 points1 point ago

Yeah Adrian Chen is probably writing a story about it now while everyone in SRS gets off on it

[–]moodychurchill 3 points4 points ago

I have never been given free stuff because of my tits. Now that I think about it, I have never been given free stuff. Where is all this free stuff?

[–]pogiface 3 points4 points ago

At the bar

[–]Drlnsanity 1 point2 points ago

Are you an obese man?

[–]moodychurchill 0 points1 point ago

Nope

[–]worker_parasite 6 points7 points ago

"I'm white and I'm a man. How many advantages can one person have? I'm a white man, you can't even hurt my feelings.

[–]nickudell 1 point2 points ago

I'm really itching for the rest of that quote. Don't hold out on us!

[–]Pureos 0 points1 point ago

Its from louis CK, im not sure the exact show but if you search around youtube youll find it.

[–]pocket_eggs 0 points1 point ago

You could also be healthy, alpha, tall, extroverted, intelligent, good looking or at least ugly in a manly sort of way, straight, born in the kind of family that will provide the irreplaceable good education in the early life. Did I mention lucky? I ought to have started with that.

[–]9Flame 7 points8 points ago

This is the full retard extreme from the male perspective. Here is the full retard extreme from the female perspective: I have tits, treat me like an object and only care about what I look like. I have a penis, I am the boss and can do/say whatever the hell I want.

Moral of the story: All of it happens 'sometimes' and depending on each different situation, but just because it happens doesn't mean you get to be sexist and generalize an entire gender (either of them). You are going to experience the negatives that your gender has, but the trick is to realize that the other has just as many even though they are different than yours. (And it's probably not near as bad as you make it out to be in most cases). I'm sure you can find horror stories from both sexes here on reddit alone that will touch on these very subjects.

Do not be so closed minded.

[–]mookaberry -1 points0 points ago

Well said.

[–]Drlnsanity 0 points1 point ago

Everyone needs to feel a bit hard done by every once in a while.

[–]Arxl 0 points1 point ago

Funny how the title is I have a penis and the thumbnail is the woman.

[–]illfuckstartyourhead 1 point2 points ago

And you still clicked.

[–]FranciBambi -1 points0 points ago

Danger clicks make the day exciting.

[–]the_pie_guy 0 points1 point ago

I too have a penis.

[–]drawingdead0 1 point2 points ago

I blame it for everything.

[–]Drlnsanity 1 point2 points ago

Beat it.

[–]7FoldSamurai 0 points1 point ago

No one wants to be defeated

[–]Scarbane 11 points12 points ago

/r/MensRights

[–]MarijaneMushiesMolly 3 points4 points ago

blame the small dicked men, worship the large cocks, give everything to the well endowed women, ignore the plain undesirable women.

[–]ortcutt 6 points7 points ago

Can't there be a special subreddit for "humor" posted by butthurt, sexist men? One that I don't subscribe to.

[–]akakaze -1 points0 points ago

/r/funny is the main humor sub. It is going to include diverse opinions. Maybe try being less butthurt yourself. You know, be the change you want to see and all that.

[–]Drlnsanity 0 points1 point ago

Unbelievable, you can take the organ referred to in the title, but not a joke.

[–]ortcutt 0 points1 point ago

I am a straight man, so I'm not taking any penis. Don't assume that all people who hate sexist, unfunny non-jokes are women.

[–]7FoldSamurai 0 points1 point ago

Dont worry mate, you're not impressing anyone, and your post is not going to get you laid.

[–]Drlnsanity -1 points0 points ago

I did not assume, I made an educated guess.

That joke is still funny for people who are not as serious.

[–]BlackbirdSinging11 4 points5 points ago

You must live in a strange land...

[–]Enpoli[!] 6 points7 points ago

And we will call it.... This Land...

[–]zeshtorm 0 points1 point ago

Barely

[–]sporkems 1 point2 points ago

No good will come from this comic.

[–]starcraftre 1 point2 points ago

Give me a restraining order.

[–]digbus 1 point2 points ago

this is a repost, stop posting it!

[–]d4ni3lg 0 points1 point ago

Why is reddit so fucking sexist of late?

[–]e8ghtmileshigh -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]Pantsuz -3 points-2 points ago

Seriously. Bitches think they get free stuff because they have titties. Titties. Whoa, huh? What? I forgot what I was typing about.

[–]RoadToSerfdom -1 points0 points ago

I now see the fundamental difference between republicans and democrats.

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