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My friend just posted this pumpkin carving on Facebook (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Tesla6009 79 points80 points ago

For the people who don't get the reference.

[–]ch4dr0x[S] 171 points172 points ago

For the people who don't get the reference.

[–]crstamps2 177 points178 points ago

For the people who don't get the reference.

[–]Tesla6009 141 points142 points ago

For the people who got the reference.

[–]m4ttj00 2 points3 points ago

You're doing god's work, son.

[–]trash-80 7 points8 points ago

For the people who don't get the reference.

[–]LibraryNerdOne 5 points6 points ago

I forgot how shrill his voice was.

[–]fairwayks 1 point2 points ago

This link was the most helpful as I am one of the people who did not get the reference.

[–]CitizenZiro 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I think I might have laughed harder at that than anything ever

[–]JoseFernandes 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit that is uncanny.

[–]Stickygod -1 points0 points ago

For the reference who didn't get the people.

[–]lethargicwalrus 7 points8 points ago

Apparently I didn't have a childhood.

[–]birdisword 24 points25 points ago

you suck.

[–]AngraMainyuu 0 points1 point ago

90's kid for life!

[–]LibraryNerdOne 17 points18 points ago

80's kid for life!

[–]Orin87 11 points12 points ago

I think we can all agree that the decade you were born in won't change during the course of your life.

[–]sourpatch_kid 3 points4 points ago

Life for life!

[–]heathersak 0 points1 point ago

NO. My body is my body, and IT IS MY CHOICE!! (read it in Krang's voice = better)

[–]Darkpane 2 points3 points ago

By chance are you referring to the 1880's good sir?

[–]LibraryNerdOne 0 points1 point ago

1980's my good man.

[–]Thecrumblingcookie -4 points-3 points ago

Adulthood, income, and being able to buy whatever silly shit I want without having to explain myself for life!

[–]heylookitsmykel -1 points0 points ago

I'm getting sick of these kids who won't shut up about the stuff they watched as a kid with a lot of TV time.

[–]heylookitsmykel 0 points1 point ago

Why does he suck?

[–]Nytek1 1 point2 points ago

Agreed.

[–]Hottshott_88 1 point2 points ago

We have the same friend, if only I would have cashed in on that karma train.

[–]joystickfantastic 0 points1 point ago

U shouldn't have to explain fuck em if they don't know their loss

[–]lethargicwalrus 5 points6 points ago

I whooshed pretty hard.

[–]Ianiks 3 points4 points ago

It looked like Meatwad.

[–]Orin87 1 point2 points ago

This here my demon face.

[–]urbaneinthemembrane 2 points3 points ago

If there is an afterlife, I want to spend 15 minutes playing Krang vs Meatwad in the style of Capcom vs Marvel.

[–]Acuate 5 points6 points ago

Ahh i thought it was MODOK

[–]Or0ku_Saki 3 points4 points ago

I get the reference...and I'm tired of him sending me on menial tasks...

[–]LambLegs 0 points1 point ago

Well, you've sucked at killing a rat and four turtles. Do that and you'll get bigger tasks.

[–]HaikusfromBuddha 3 points4 points ago

A Sinister night

anger rages deep within

A cold shredded past

[–]chargerz4life 4 points5 points ago

am I the only one who thought it was a poorly carved modok?

[–]Orin87 13 points14 points ago

yep

[–]imbignate 2 points3 points ago

COWABUNGA!

[–]EutecticPants 0 points1 point ago

I feel sorry for them.

[–]HamptonsBatman 0 points1 point ago

Kind of thought it was a cartoony Dalek or something. I may have had no childhood, but what an adulthood!

[–]gahee 1 point2 points ago

I thought the carving was a Squidbilly... :/

[–]shamallamadingdong 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was supposed to be meatwad from aqua teen hunger force..I've never even heard of Krang. Sometimes I hate being younger. D: I'd be getting the judgement of shame from my boyfriend and his friends right now. I'm sure I'll get it from reddit too! Heh.

[–]CupcakesAtWork 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't remember the name of this character. Was thinking it might be Mother Brain, but now that I remember Krang, I also remember how different Mother Brain looked.

Thanks for the source!

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[–]GordonMcFreeman 0 points1 point ago

Y so agro?

[–]QualityEnforcer 46 points47 points ago

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[–]7oby 12 points13 points ago

So it was on tumblr first? Looks like while his friend posted the pumpkin carving, he didn't make it.

Congrats, you are now a favorite bot.

[–]pseudolobster 5 points6 points ago

Yes. Specifically this tumblr: http://mikev.me/post/34548008923/krang-o-lantern

All the references on the internet seem to point back to this mikev as being the origin of this.

This has been posted about five times today. This was just the most successful thread. Also the first to be hosted on imgur rather than a blog that points to the source. That probably had a lot to do with it.

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 43 points44 points ago

My uncle was the voice of that little fucker! And he played the voice of April's boss as well. I only talked to him once but when I did he told me to watch him and not the turtles in krangs voice. It was epic.

[–]apatten 2 points3 points ago

Pat Fraley talking about voicing Krang

[–]ColZechs 0 points1 point ago

He was also the voice of Baxter Stockman, wasn't he?

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 0 points1 point ago

I believe so

[–]Dreddy 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap! AMA! What else did he do? Toxic Avengers? Biker Mice? Dinoriders? Any of other classic borderline 80/90's?

YOU NEED TO POST A VIDEO OF HIM DOING THE VOICE!!!!! I would make several accounts to upvote!

[–]apatten 1 point2 points ago

Posting this here too so you'll see it: Pat Fraley talking about voicing Krang

[–]Dreddy -1 points0 points ago

...and from out of nowhere a man came... and he delivered.

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 0 points1 point ago

I wish I knew. Sadly he was an uncle removed by a divorce on my mom's side. But it was still pretty cool while it lasted. Sorry to get up the hopes...

[–]Unrelated_Response 11 points12 points ago

SHHRREDDERRRR...

[–]didileavethegason 13 points14 points ago

WHY DO YOU DEFY MEEEEE I WILL SEND YOU BACK TO DIMENSION X

BEEBOP! ROCKSTEADY! DEEEESTROOOOY THEMMMM!

[–]MrBrownThumb 9 points10 points ago

Awesome! Probably the most unique jack-o-lantern I've seen on here this week.

[–]xOrcax 8 points9 points ago

Took me a second...and then BAM! -- Brain flooded with childhood memories.

I miss those days... sniff

[–]molingrad 21 points22 points ago

Nobody knows who Krang is!

[–]kaidance 7 points8 points ago

we do

[–]atmospherical55 1 point2 points ago

You guys needed me!

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[–]Odin043 0 points1 point ago

old enough to know what AWESOME is

[–]Movie_Monster 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the many reasons I have a 30 rock t-shirt.

[–]Tokyo630 5 points6 points ago

Fuckin Krang

[–]EMBigMoose 4 points5 points ago

The source is Mike V Design. Props to oneeyedjamie from /r/tmnt for the source.

[–]awe300 3 points4 points ago

I'm sorry, all you other pumpkin carvers. You can go home now, he won.

And I know, I am the pumpking

[–]DeathAngelNick 3 points4 points ago

I thought Squidbillies then read that it was Krang and felt stupid.

[–]Maniacal_Artist -1 points0 points ago

Don't feel too bad. My initial thought was Meatwad, until I saw the actual pumpkin.

[–]xdropkicknickx 3 points4 points ago

Squidbillies was definitely my first thought with this one

[–]BuckeyeBentley 5 points6 points ago

Runnin' this thang, money insane, busy gettin' brain like Krang

[–]drdecal 2 points3 points ago

childish upvote! check.

[–]KevorkianStimpack 2 points3 points ago

Best pumpkin.

[–]SC2aNDRoM 2 points3 points ago

Shreddddddarrrr, get me those turrrrrrrtles!

[–]ldhotsoup 2 points3 points ago

The object that is commonly called a pumpkin that is krang is full of the krang that is inside of the object that is commonly called a pumpkin.

[–]ClockworkINTP 0 points1 point ago

I don't even know man, I don't even know

[–]ldhotsoup 0 points1 point ago

I'll just wait for someone to come along who actually gets it, then.

[–]goochnorris 0 points1 point ago

People who would be commonly called getting it are not in this place, krang.

[–]Wildcard1222 2 points3 points ago

You and hornytoad69 need to get together and figure out who is reposting whose work.

http://www.reddit.com/r/horror/comments/12cun9/im_not_this_talented_but_i_wanted_to_share/

Get back to me so I know who gets the upvote and who gets the downvote+comment that reads "REPOST! Karma whore"

[–]tellevee 0 points1 point ago

Here is the real source:

http://mikev.me/post/34548008923/krang-o-lantern

[–]CaNANDian 0 points1 point ago

It's not a carving when you add a whole different fruit in there.

[–]kalimashookdeday 2 points3 points ago

I remember as a kid the only thing I wanted was this toy - that's all I wanted. Of course Zach, the kid who lived down the street and who's rich ass dad worked for Pepsi got that toy - but nooooo, not me. Parents were always like, "Damnit son, go down the street and play with Zach. We bought you a damned action figure". It was a GI Joe missing an arm from the $1 bin at Goodwill.

But honestly, though, fuck Zach. Mother fucker had a go-cart, never let none of us ride on it. Zipping around the neighborhood like it was something to fucking do. Mother fucker.

[–]spoonfulofchris 1 point2 points ago

Did he have one of these too?

[–]Hoooooooar 2 points3 points ago

SHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDER, WHERES MY BODY!?!??

[–]MayorEmanuel 4 points5 points ago

Stop talking about Krang!

[–]Blockacheese 0 points1 point ago

Thank you

[–]partytimeusa 2 points3 points ago

This is great!

[–]foxyou 3 points4 points ago

Watermelon, what are you doing in that pumpkin? Go home watermelon, you're drunk.

[–]A5-Raser -1 points0 points ago

oh man !

[–]nhwoodsblues 0 points1 point ago

I AM INVINSIBLE!

[–]Kamho -1 points0 points ago

this is awesome!!!

[–]thickrickdick 0 points1 point ago

2012 Champ. Hands down.

[–]ziggydog 1 point2 points ago

Something to replace turducen.

[–]F5_supermonkey 1 point2 points ago

but where do you put the candle?

[–]RGCBigKrit 0 points1 point ago

Krang!

[–]spring_chicken 0 points1 point ago

I get the TMNT reference, but that guy always reminded me of this guy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083624/ (awesome, cheesy horror movie from the 80's - perfect if you can find it for halloween)

[–]umiguess -1 points0 points ago

It's official, I'm old.

[–]SollyBoy 0 points1 point ago

This is glorious.

[–]making_sense_of 0 points1 point ago

Wow I love this!! "When are you going to get me a bodyyyyy?!"

[–]meh65535 0 points1 point ago

No .. more .. Krang !!

[–]v1kingfan 1 point2 points ago

This has got to be one of the best pumpkins I've seen on reddit

[–]BracedPolecat 0 points1 point ago

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! >repeat

[–]iamichi 1 point2 points ago

More pics here.

[–]batfiend 0 points1 point ago

Holy mother of Krang.

So obviously this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[–]StopIMAHipster 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking meatwad

[–]quinncyjones 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit... I think I'm either friends with someone who is friends with you on Facebook or I'm friends with you on Facebook. :O

[–]dramafreak219 0 points1 point ago

woah

[–]hergy7 1 point2 points ago

Here is the artist's site http://mikev.me/

[–]dublr2000 -1 points0 points ago

If you don't recognize Krang when u see him...u suck..lol

[–]norderhaug 0 points1 point ago

Is that a watermelon inside the pumpkin?

[–]TheDigitalOne 1 point2 points ago

Huh, I thought it was an Ur-Quan talking pet from Star Control II

[–]FlacidTurtle -1 points0 points ago

That's what I imagine giving birth looks like when I see an obese person smoking a cigarette.

[–]ThomMeyer 0 points1 point ago

Worlds greatest pumpkin? I think so.

[–]HootyAye 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the best pumpkin carvings ever!!!

[–]SlickBusiness 0 points1 point ago

I miss the old days :'(

[–]YourkidscallmeDaddy 0 points1 point ago

That's TMNT right? What shredder really was?

[–]gsabram 0 points1 point ago

nah shredder was a dude. Dats Krang.

[–]YourkidscallmeDaddy 0 points1 point ago

Ah, wasn't Krang from the original TMNT? The only one i payed attention to was the TMNT from like 8 years ago. Shredder never died cause they didn't kill the alien that was controlling the robot body from the chest cavity.

[–]utilitybelt -1 points0 points ago

"No. MORE. KRANG."

[–]9ren 0 points1 point ago

pumelon

[–]Allthese 1 point2 points ago

Build me a body!!!

[–]you_are_not_prepared 0 points1 point ago

SSHHRAYYEEDURRRR!

[–]Timboslice82 -1 points0 points ago

(krang voice) shreeeedddddeeerrr

[–]Danreed07 -1 points0 points ago

its honey boo boo!

[–]zompires 1 point2 points ago

Meatwad get out of that pumpkin. You are drunk.

[–]ruwhereuare 0 points1 point ago

absolutely awesome!!!

[–]OptimusYale -1 points0 points ago

For those that are too young, they will clearly see this as a honey boo boo pumpkin

Props for Krang :D

[–]bbush 0 points1 point ago

Totally rad!

[–]androidsdungeon0 1 point2 points ago

Come on guys. Nobody knows who Krang is! No more Krang.... Krang...........Krang.

[–]avoidthenoid94 -1 points0 points ago

OMG I LOVE M.O.D.O.C.K

[–]SubmittedToDigg 1 point2 points ago

Is krang carved out of a watermelon?

[–]PantheonBear 0 points1 point ago

Yes!

[–]chasingsnow -1 points0 points ago

Quato?

[–]rsmjr 0 points1 point ago

OH shit! Thanks for the reference! I knew that was familiar!

[–]mistalanious 0 points1 point ago

NSFW but definitely worth watching and it's a slow load.

Cum in my mouth

[–]mickeysharma 0 points1 point ago

looks artistic, A bit scary...

[–]Dreddy 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah, that looks amazing! You just need to add enough vegetables to build his robot!

[–]sinedup4 0 points1 point ago

No more Krang!

[–]GunfighterWinesnob 0 points1 point ago

thats awesome, what is that? watermelon?

[–]iamelvis 0 points1 point ago

Katy S??

[–]Ginrai 0 points1 point ago

Wish I could upvote this more than once.

[–]movieguy6 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS SO DAM COOL!!! best pumpkin ive seen yet.

[–]Gotterdamerrung 0 points1 point ago

I for one welcome our new Overlord, Pumpkrang.

[–]fett4evr 0 points1 point ago

i posted this on facebook as well yesterday. where do you live?

[–]natelanz 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was meatwad from the thumbnail.

[–]NocturneZX -1 points0 points ago

Dammit, I thought that this was M.O.D.O.K.

[–]Cojax -1 points0 points ago

That Honey Boo boo show is getting way too big. Someone needs to stop this.

[–]antisnoopy -2 points-1 points ago

As much as I love the content:

Stealing your friends FB photo for Karma? -Permission to steal before? If it was my art and my "friend" whored it to the masses I would be pissed.

Pissed!

That said. Like the content. Continue your whorish, stealing ways.

[–]skaagz -1 points0 points ago

OH SHIT! Dope honey boo boo carving.

[–]Brain-Dip -3 points-2 points ago

Meatwad, why are you so mad?

[–]lethargicwalrus 0 points1 point ago

That's like that dish with a chicken within a duck.

[–]CupcakesAtWork 1 point2 points ago

Turducken. It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.

See also, Pig-Turducken.

[–]qream 1 point2 points ago

I'll hold out for Cow-Pig-Turducken.

[–]BorgImplants 0 points1 point ago

a watermelon within a pumpkin... let's go deeper...

[–]BryanMcgee -1 points0 points ago

MAybe a pumwaterange? Orange in a watermelon in a pumkin. Funny right? right?!.... right?...

[–]LeckMich -3 points-2 points ago

Im having a really hard time deciding what to carve on my pumpkin! Its stressing me the fuck out. Anyone have any ideas on what I should carve?

[–]LeckMich 0 points1 point ago

Thanks Reddit for those amazing ideas. Really appreciate it.

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