Got stuck in the ice but a local kindly gave us a push off

skatercasper · 2012-10-30T17:58:50+00:00

No he's trying to get rid of you for fucking up his home.

tevert · 2012-10-30T18:46:08+00:00

GET THIS DAMN ICEBREAKER OF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!

Jakerop · 2012-10-30T19:52:44+00:00

Don't take cred for someone else's picture

Minerva89 · 2012-10-30T21:44:18+00:00

Fucking. Christ. I had the worse day at work today, and the work computer we share in the microscope room has this on the background. I stared at it all day. Now it's here. HERE, of all places, on reddit, my sanctuary, my safe spot, my oasis. There's nowhere left to hide.

hateshypocrites · 2012-10-30T18:54:01+00:00

anyone else really depressed by the fact that there is a good chance that two seconds after this picture was taken the bear was in the water being run over by the boat :(

Sentient_Waffle · 2012-10-30T21:09:34+00:00

I hate when people make titles as if they were there, when it's obvious they weren't, even if they think the title "wasn't meant to be taken seriously".

Just make another title. Don't try to take credit for other peoples photos or whatever.

3idvet · 2012-10-30T22:01:57+00:00

Nice lie because this is a fucking repost Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
stopping trespassers one at a time	7^coms	19^pts	1^yr	pics
And Stay Out!	9^coms	83^pts	1^yr	pics
Poignant picture of a polar bear encountering an Icebreaker ship...	411^coms	1409^pts	11^mos	pics
Hey you, stop ruining my lawn.	1^com	11^pts	1^yr	pics
A polar bear vs the Lindblad Expeditions ship	6^coms	19^pts	1^yr	pics
Stop.	49^coms	361^pts	1^yr	pics

source: karmadecay

maketho · 2012-10-30T21:31:41+00:00

Fuck you OP

m00t_vdb · 2012-10-30T19:40:22+00:00

OAB.

ScorpMclovin · 2012-10-30T21:50:16+00:00

Canadians, even their bears are willing to lend a hand

muckit · 2012-10-30T22:51:53+00:00

This seems really sad to me.

astro2039194 · 2012-10-30T21:28:30+00:00

OP, off is the general direction I want you to fuck

sloflyer · 2012-10-30T20:52:53+00:00

Something about this famous photograph tells me that you weren't on that boat and you didn't actually take this picture...

http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-day/polar-bear-ship-norway/

slippp40 · 2012-10-30T19:01:41+00:00

repost

Daxapotamus · 2012-10-30T20:04:28+00:00

What I think the polar is saying to the ship

iLoveHouseMusic · 2012-10-30T20:40:56+00:00

no, hes actually trying to get out of there

americanbiker91 · 2012-10-30T20:58:39+00:00

The ship didn't get stuck. The Polar Bear did. He is the chosen one...

brendendrew · 2012-10-30T21:13:27+00:00

Well, that's one way to break the ice.

nicholsml · 2012-10-30T21:32:24+00:00

The polar bear is obviously pissed. He was busy cutting a hole in the ice that looks just like a polar bear. Then this boat comes along and tries to crush his work of art. He's just trying to hold the boat off and trying to save his art.

Long live polar bear art!!!!!

anapolis43 · 2012-10-30T21:43:35+00:00

Maybe I'm ignorant, but it amazes me that a polar bear that has no idea what a boat is, sees one slowly cruising by and decides to go fuck with something that is thousands of times bigger than it is. Damn, that thing's got balls.

kos99 · 2012-10-30T21:46:11+00:00

Rescue that poor sap

this_sort_of_thing · 2012-10-30T21:48:03+00:00

"Hey, help me up"

"I'm fucking surrounded by water and it's freezing here"

jonathanrdt · 2012-10-30T21:50:11+00:00

"Take me with you!"

Turbin3Blad3 · 2012-10-30T21:57:44+00:00

Did you name him "Raiden"?

Tier4 · 2012-10-30T22:01:26+00:00

It's funny until you realize he is trying to murder the cameraman

Jaspers47 · 2012-10-30T22:11:25+00:00

Put it in neutral!

mul4mbo · 2012-10-30T22:11:59+00:00

"Bitch, I'm a bear."

Planechaser · 2012-10-30T22:12:55+00:00

I thought he was hanging off the side of the ship..

josephterrelporp77 · 2012-10-30T22:15:08+00:00

He's not helping, he's asking for a fucking ride.

Stjornur · 2012-10-30T22:15:20+00:00

He was trying to crawl up and eat your soul. Those puppy are only a distraction.

YeOldeEnglishKnave · 2012-10-30T22:15:49+00:00

Has anybody else noticed how the break in the ice to the left of this picture looks like the outline of another polar bear?

tamarockstar · 2012-10-30T22:17:01+00:00

The caption should read: Got stuck, bear trying to find a way to eat us

brussels4breakfast · 2012-10-30T22:18:18+00:00

I have a feeling the bear's intention was to eat you not push you.

daileyjd · 2012-10-30T22:19:09+00:00

my sagan their thirst for blood is un-quenchable

CosmicBard · 2012-10-30T22:22:39+00:00

No he didn't, because this is an ancient fucking repost, Mr. "I think it's super keen to put Xs in my name."

chrisgeo · 2012-10-30T22:23:49+00:00

Whoa, whoa, whoa....

Back the truck up.

exqc · 2012-10-30T22:23:56+00:00

I was about to ask if this was the Aurora Australis, but then I realised that this was a polar bear, not a penguin...

BrainStewie · 2012-10-30T22:24:06+00:00

Polar bear is a petty cool guy.

baconhampalace · 2012-10-30T22:25:48+00:00

"Sorry to bother you. My car broke down just outside your house. Do you think I could use your phone?"

Fraen · 2012-10-30T22:27:44+00:00

FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE: HAHA

Carn_Revan · 2012-10-30T22:27:48+00:00

Canadians...

Shadkowz · 2012-10-30T22:30:16+00:00

If only they had that kind of service on the titanic.

mgdick · 2012-10-30T22:32:41+00:00

Jerry!!! Put it in reverse, you dumbshit!!

pmazza · 2012-10-30T22:35:12+00:00

TAKE ME WITH YOU

ShipyardShellShock · 2012-10-30T22:37:06+00:00

That bear definitely has some plans for human munchies in the near future. He's not pushing, he's climbing...

allberklee · 2012-10-30T22:38:45+00:00

HEY! You with the camera! Get down here and GET IN MY BELLY!

AWGA · 2012-10-30T22:42:00+00:00

Is that the Batman bat to the left?

settier21 · 2012-10-30T22:42:49+00:00

I thought this bear died on an episode of Planet Earth.

IameAuhSomme · 2012-10-30T22:45:02+00:00

Are you Michael Nolan?

Konstiin · 2012-10-30T22:46:23+00:00

FAKE!!! The polar bears don't have a home anymore, all of the ice has melted.

laschupacabras · 2012-10-30T22:47:08+00:00

This is a reposted picture from a long time ago and you are not the original content generator. Is your life so empty that you have to beg for fake internet points by lying to strangers?

quincy_taylor · 2012-10-30T22:50:04+00:00

Looks like a Degagnes vessel. Red blue and a yellow stripe

original_greaser_bob · 2012-10-30T22:50:19+00:00

NOW POP THE CLUTCH AND FLOOR IT!!!!!!

ThePooksters · 2012-10-30T22:50:33+00:00

Was this before or after the bear killed everyone on board?

badphish94 · 2012-10-30T22:50:34+00:00

"Dude, cmon! It's already melting fast enough without you breaking that shit up..."

jimyin · 2012-10-30T22:53:00+00:00

Well this is just about the saddest picture I've ever seen in my life.

Bear: "No, please. Stop breaking the ice. Please, go away or I will die".

Man: "LOL, post that to /r/funny. Silly bear".

Ass_Explosion · 2012-10-30T23:01:25+00:00

Polar bears are just about the scariest animals to walk the land, I want one.

lickslips · 2012-10-30T23:04:24+00:00

You didn't take that picture it's was from an article in National Geographic! YOUR A FUCKING FRAUD

chugfratchugfratchug · 2012-10-30T23:05:29+00:00

Run, newfag, run!

That nigger is gunna eat you

TheCornerBro · 2012-10-30T23:05:58+00:00

Twist: The boat is actually running the bear over.

F5_supermonkey · 2012-10-30T23:06:57+00:00

this is actually pretty good.

DigitalCoffee · 2012-10-30T23:10:52+00:00

This is so old

godlesspinko · 2012-10-30T23:10:59+00:00

SAVE ME.

mcbair · 2012-10-30T23:18:07+00:00

He is probably trying to figure out a way to eat your face

Scriptonaut · 2012-10-30T23:18:36+00:00

So you just google a cool picture and claim it as your own? You, are the reason this site is going to shit.

STOP IT

stocking_wars · 2012-10-30T23:20:27+00:00

Downvoted for stealing another's work and failing to give them credit.

Pitrestop · 2012-10-30T23:22:38+00:00

You've just taken Greenpeace's new campaign photo!

YoungFoeBreaker · 2012-10-30T23:28:25+00:00

I think he's asking you to stop killing off his species...

thoudini · 2012-10-30T23:32:53+00:00

cmon just, just... just go, ok?

whoopsipoopedagain · 2012-10-30T23:37:04+00:00

hi res please?

dumlucks · 2012-10-30T23:38:31+00:00

This post gives me a chance to tell one of my favorite jokes:

Q. How do you catch a polar bear?

A. You cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas around the edge of the hole. Then, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

Futt_Bucker · 2012-10-30T23:39:00+00:00

That polar bear is probably pissed more people are back.

007T · 2012-10-30T23:39:21+00:00

BOAT
STAHP
MY CUBS ARE UNDER THERE

supanachos · 2012-10-30T23:40:39+00:00

You see him as a kind and gentle polar bear trying to help, but I bet that bear is probably thinking that you would taste fucking delicious.

lil_buddha · 2012-10-30T23:43:36+00:00

And all he wants is your flesh.

Kolbein · 2012-10-30T23:44:06+00:00

Thats not you, thats a boat, you silly

ghal4 · 2012-10-30T23:44:35+00:00

No. He's just trying to eat you.

fluffylumpkins · 2012-10-30T23:46:45+00:00

GOD DAMMIT, I LOVE POLAR BEARS! SHIT!

Joaneeh · 2012-10-30T23:47:52+00:00

This kicks the shit out of Roadside Assistance though...

ihasakiwi · 2012-10-30T23:53:54+00:00

WHAT ARE THE ODDS???

Diss1dent · 2012-10-30T23:55:56+00:00

This picture itself does not bring me enough happiness to compensate over the fact that Polar bears are not doing so well because of the ice melting.

Kaitb96 · 2012-10-30T23:57:40+00:00

Good Guy Polar Bear!

themichelinman · 2012-10-30T23:58:44+00:00

Cargo ship

what r u doin

cargo ship

STAHP

johnnyh0215 · 2012-10-30T23:59:07+00:00

I don't see anything...just a boat.

redditwithafork · 2012-10-31T00:00:34+00:00

No, I think he just smells your pussy. jk.

che_singh · 2012-10-31T00:02:06+00:00

Why would you try to pass off such a famous picture as your own?

tarsdplooger · 2012-10-31T00:02:58+00:00

Thanks for the rapid die-off of my species!

vespa59 · 2012-10-31T00:05:36+00:00

Take me with you! My house is melting for some reason!!

BeefyMcPissflaps · 2012-10-31T00:12:08+00:00

Looks like you bearly escaped getting stuck.

okaythenmate · 2012-10-31T00:12:30+00:00

Awesome picture dude. Polar bears...as dangerous as we are told they are, they still adorable looking.

SlyFox711 · 2012-10-31T00:15:46+00:00

Repost? Yup... It's a repost

aza102 · 2012-10-31T00:18:23+00:00

"give me the meat you're made out of"

Epershand · 2012-10-31T00:21:06+00:00

Motherfucker is hungry.

robertras · 2012-10-31T00:23:31+00:00

Is this the national Geographic Endevor? My brother took a cruise on that ship up through svalbard and Norway, and has a lot of very similar pictures (except at a higher resolution). If so, limblad is awesome

Zentaurion · 2012-10-31T00:28:43+00:00

Hey yo, take the handbrake off!

RzK · 2012-10-31T00:29:03+00:00

This ice is melting!.. PLEASE help me or I will drown!

CaiserZero · 2012-10-31T00:29:10+00:00

Alternatively: "YOU SHALL NOT... PASS"

radted411 · 2012-10-31T00:31:28+00:00

So like us, so like us.

tusocalypse · 2012-10-31T00:33:56+00:00

He/She would kill you and everyone you loved.

Verdris · 2012-10-31T00:58:58+00:00

Yarr, the icy waters of the repost sea be a harsh mistress.

tiffas1121 · 2012-10-31T01:03:44+00:00

Good guy polar bear

bluebonnetcafe · 2012-10-31T01:04:56+00:00

That is a "you look delicious" expression on his face.

Snoogliebear · 2012-10-31T01:07:21+00:00

He's pushing you the fuck away from his land

batfiend · 2012-10-31T01:12:58+00:00

FUCK YOU BOAT!

squishypp · 2012-10-31T02:04:35+00:00

Didn't that dude get shot up on Lost?

GurglingKitten · 2012-10-31T02:06:42+00:00

"Take me with you. It's cold as shit down here."

cheeseheads92 · 2012-10-31T02:11:46+00:00

remhawk99 · 2012-10-31T02:13:34+00:00

GG bear.

zakcarroll1 · 2012-10-31T02:23:23+00:00

does anyone else see the bat symbol in the ice?

grahamce · 2012-10-31T02:31:27+00:00

Did Batman scare him off?

Akumetsu33 · 2012-10-31T02:38:24+00:00

I smell bullshit REPOST. WHY ARE WE STILL GIVING THIS JACKASS KARMA FOR LYING HIS ASS OFF WITH A PHOTO THAT HAS BEEN REPOSTED A MILLION TIMES?

AlexWagner · 2012-10-31T02:41:20+00:00

STAHP

leche08 · 2012-10-31T02:55:35+00:00

He's trying to push away the SS repost.

Im_Jellen · 2012-10-31T03:22:17+00:00

How do you actually get out of this?

skinfrakki · 2012-10-31T03:24:59+00:00

You shall not pass!

eightsevenone · 2012-10-31T04:01:01+00:00

i think he's asking for a ride because his living room is melting.

hop208 · 2012-10-31T04:13:30+00:00

Either the boat is about to run the polar bear over or the bear is saying,

"Take me with you! The ice is all melting! I'M GOING TO FUCKING DROWN!!!"

darkangelx · 2012-10-31T04:24:34+00:00

Stahp, get outa mah house!

tictacballsack · 2012-10-31T05:00:18+00:00

It looked as if the boat was ice, and the bear is pushed on his front legs because of an explosion in the water. Just me? Okay.

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