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[–]skatercasper 928 points929 points ago

No he's trying to get rid of you for fucking up his home.

[–]Sdwmaster21 388 points389 points ago

Get off my lawn

[–]lethargicwalrus 193 points194 points ago

Get off my ice.

[–]TroublePanic 180 points181 points ago

Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

[–]Slainte_Claus 73 points74 points ago

You're not my dad!

[–]nahall-e 71 points72 points ago

ooooooooooooo!

[–]terrag0110 61 points62 points ago

ey what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking lawn - and DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU. get that kid off my ice you little wankers

[–]MonstersArePeopleToo 46 points47 points ago

last one there's a penis pump!!

[–]vuxa 35 points36 points ago

Holy cow I'm totally going so fast AH FUCK!

[–]Flip3k 21 points22 points ago

Hey kid! I'M A COMPUTER

[–]terrag0110 17 points18 points ago

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

[–]Stevecore444 8 points9 points ago

G.I. Joe!!

[–]Flip3k 10 points11 points ago

Who wants a body message?

[–]Brosby 8 points9 points ago

Huh? BODY MASSAGE

[–]ItDoesntMatta 3 points4 points ago

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING!

[–]midgetsjakmeoff 4 points5 points ago

Holy cow, I'm totally going so fast. AW FUCK!

[–]ManWithKeyboard 2 points3 points ago

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

[–]RizzoFromDigg 4 points5 points ago

GET OFF MY PLANE!

[–]SANDEMAN 9 points10 points ago

FUCK YOU I'M A BOAT

[–]I-Am-Dog- 44 points45 points ago

All dogs can be traced back 40 million years ago to a weasel-like animal called the Miacis which dwelled in trees and dens. The Miacis later evolved into the Tomarctus, a direct forbear of the genus Canis, which includes the wolf and jackal as well as the dog.g

[–]YMCAle 23 points24 points ago

Cool.

[–]MashimaroG4 10 points11 points ago

We need dog facts, how do I subscribe to your newsletter?

[–]mccreac123 13 points14 points ago

[–]I-Am-Dog- 9 points10 points ago

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 3 points4 points ago

That's Trayvon Martin, btw.. LOL reddit has such a short attention span.

[–]sinferno[!] 4 points5 points ago

thanks dog

[–]NoNeedForAName 7 points8 points ago

This is the dumbest, most irrelevant shit I've seen in a while, but I feel like I might learn something from you. Result: you break even. I'll neither upvote nor downvote you.

[–]Verbose_Slayer 39 points40 points ago

humin, wat r u doin?

humin, stahp!

[–]Gmoore5 4 points5 points ago

It was not a kind push, it was a, "get the fuck out of here", act of aggresion. He is making a statement. We should all learn from this.

[–]tevert 284 points285 points ago

GET THIS DAMN ICEBREAKER OF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!

[–]lethargicwalrus 41 points42 points ago

If it weren't for those goddamn humans...

[–]Solitaryfein 26 points27 points ago

Damn kids and your short sleeve shirts!

[–]Jakerop 476 points477 points ago

[–]Team_Smell_Bad 66 points67 points ago

This pic out of that set is sweet! I love watching huge animals jump, the physicality blows my mind. Like watching a bull elk jump a six-foot fence or tiger jumping twenty vertical feet...my mind is not made for that.

Edit: I don't mean to say the tiger has a twenty-foot vertical. My bad. There was a story in NC a few years ago where a tiger escaped from a feeding hatch in a cage that was something like 22' high. So the front paws get that high, meaning they can jump vertically 12'-14' high, which there are plenty of reports of them clearing 14' fences. Here is a video of a 600-lb tiger just playing around.

[–]DriizzyDrakeRogers 11 points12 points ago

Do you have a pic or vid of the tiger jumping twenty vertical feet? I would really enjoy seeing it.

[–]Atersed 74 points75 points ago

[–]ozzballz 13 points14 points ago

Wow great idea whomever decided to set that up. Love the look in the cat's eye as it is about to swat.

[–]ilovepie 6 points7 points ago

This is the most amazing moving pictures without sound I have ever seen.

[–]Athene_Wins 12 points13 points ago

yea how come tiger jump so big?

[–]nickdude77 14 points15 points ago

how come tiger jump so big

Really asking the important questions in life.

[–]DemetriMartin 3 points4 points ago

This tiger attacked a guy on an elephant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n-3cFIuQBc

[–]_CitizenSnips_ 16 points17 points ago

Hmm I am usually for this rule, but it seems to me OP was making a joke moreso than a claim.

[–]DatsNos 13 points14 points ago

Exactly. Never did I think, "Wow, OP is actually on a fucking icebreaker of all things out in the middle of the arctic circle." This whole "I saw this here once like... 10 months ago, repost!" shit is getting old. Just about every time I see these claims, I've usually never seen the image.

[–]HUEtotheHUE 9 points10 points ago

Does this mean... Is OP the almighty, hand made by god.....

[–]Andalia 14 points15 points ago

why would I care enough to look a picture from someone up just to see if its a repost

[–]AddNine 7 points8 points ago

Because Karma

[–]AdmiralSkippy 3 points4 points ago

It was a year ago, I think it's acceptable for it to be reposted.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 4 points5 points ago

Anyone with half a brain can figure out that the "us" doesn't mean OP and the title was just to give the picture context to be funny.

[–]kostiak 1 point2 points ago

But the wording is so good, doesn't he deserve a bit of karma for it? Most reposts don't work that hard..

[–]Minerva89 34 points35 points ago

Fucking. Christ. I had the worse day at work today, and the work computer we share in the microscope room has this on the background. I stared at it all day. Now it's here. HERE, of all places, on reddit, my sanctuary, my safe spot, my oasis. There's nowhere left to hide.

[–]98PercentChimp 22 points23 points ago

YOU MONSTER!

[–]Youngadillo 53 points54 points ago

Bit NSFW

Quick question: Where do you work?

[–]catvllvs 10 points11 points ago

John Thompson studios... the 666/bukkake division.

[–]HeroOfCanton 16 points17 points ago

I think you meant extremely NSFW.

[–]stillinlovewitredead 3 points4 points ago

i watched that for a good 5 minutes

[–]hateshypocrites 74 points75 points ago

anyone else really depressed by the fact that there is a good chance that two seconds after this picture was taken the bear was in the water being run over by the boat :(

[–]flangle1 55 points56 points ago

I am now, thank you.

[–]danE3030 13 points14 points ago

Fwiw, icebreakers don't exactly move swiftly and polar bears are excellent swimmers, though that wouldn't help him much if he was forced under by the boat and/or caught up in the rudder.

Still, I would guess the bear was probably fine.

[–]BiggiesOnMyShorty 15 points16 points ago

I'm guessing the bear had at least an hour of warning considering it's a giant ship breaking through ice. Those don't really sneak up on you.

[–]Ghostalker474 9 points10 points ago

plays Jaws music

[–]joshjje 4 points5 points ago

Well, the bears name is Austin Pawers.

[–]clydefrog811 4 points5 points ago

No, because the boat was stuck.

[–]Sunshine-In-a-Bag 4 points5 points ago

Yeah it's not like they could wait for the bear to move or something...

[–]Burns_Cacti 14 points15 points ago

The longer you stay still in ice the more is going to freeze around you and make it harder for you to get moving again.

[–]Sunshine-In-a-Bag 4 points5 points ago

Fair enough, they could scare the bear away using loud noises.

[–]dlove67 54 points55 points ago

Like a large ship breaking through the Ice?

[–]GuyIncognit0 7 points8 points ago

Good plan, now where do we get a goddamn large ship to break some ice?

[–]RileyCoyote 2 points3 points ago

I'm more depressed by the fact that they're running out of ice to climb on to, and are drowning :c

[–]Sentient_Waffle 28 points29 points ago

I hate when people make titles as if they were there, when it's obvious they weren't, even if they think the title "wasn't meant to be taken seriously".

Just make another title. Don't try to take credit for other peoples photos or whatever.

[–]3idvet 72 points73 points ago

Nice lie because this is a fucking repost Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
stopping trespassers one at a time 7coms 19pts 1yr pics
And Stay Out! 9coms 83pts 1yr pics
Poignant picture of a polar bear encountering an Icebreaker ship... 411coms 1409pts 11mos pics
Hey you, stop ruining my lawn. 1com 11pts 1yr pics
A polar bear vs the Lindblad Expeditions ship 6coms 19pts 1yr pics
Stop. 49coms 361pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]LawyerTurtle 21 points22 points ago

and this has confirmed OP is in fact, a faggot

[–]SKaR_271 1 point2 points ago

initiate faggot OP gifs

[–]varemia 10 points11 points ago

Am I the only one who thought the title was just a clever joke? Still a repost that only front-paged twice, but he wasn't saying "this is my boat and check out this polar bear I just saw."

[–]NoNeedForAName 0 points1 point ago

People tend to leave out the subject in their titles, and especially pronouns, just like this when they want it to look like it was their picture. That way they can always claim that they didn't claim it was their own. By leaving out that subject people tend to read "I" or "my" or some other first-person pronoun as the implied subject.

[–]HurricaneHugo 2 points3 points ago

That was my thought too...

[–]Arghem 1 point2 points ago

Too late, they've already made off with all the sweet sweet karma.

[–]maketho 16 points17 points ago

Fuck you OP

[–]m00t_vdb 1 point2 points ago

OAB.

[–]ScorpMclovin 2 points3 points ago

Canadians, even their bears are willing to lend a hand

[–]muckit 4 points5 points ago

This seems really sad to me.

[–]astro2039194 8 points9 points ago

OP, off is the general direction I want you to fuck

[–]sloflyer 9 points10 points ago

Something about this famous photograph tells me that you weren't on that boat and you didn't actually take this picture...

http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-day/polar-bear-ship-norway/

[–]slippp40 2 points3 points ago

repost

[–]twinn47 13 points14 points ago

Please don't: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

[–]Delaywaves 9 points10 points ago

Well that's totally gonna happen.

[–]NoNeedForAName 2 points3 points ago

Normally I'm with you, except when people treat reposts as their own original content. In those cases, the greater evil is the motherfucker trying to steal someone else's work.

[–]iLoveHouseMusic 0 points1 point ago

no, hes actually trying to get out of there

[–]americanbiker91 0 points1 point ago

The ship didn't get stuck. The Polar Bear did. He is the chosen one...

[–]brendendrew 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's one way to break the ice.

[–]nicholsml 0 points1 point ago

The polar bear is obviously pissed. He was busy cutting a hole in the ice that looks just like a polar bear. Then this boat comes along and tries to crush his work of art. He's just trying to hold the boat off and trying to save his art.

Long live polar bear art!!!!!

[–]anapolis43 1 point2 points ago

Maybe I'm ignorant, but it amazes me that a polar bear that has no idea what a boat is, sees one slowly cruising by and decides to go fuck with something that is thousands of times bigger than it is. Damn, that thing's got balls.

[–]kos99 0 points1 point ago

Rescue that poor sap

[–]this_sort_of_thing 0 points1 point ago

"Hey, help me up"

"I'm fucking surrounded by water and it's freezing here"

[–]jonathanrdt 1 point2 points ago

"Take me with you!"

[–]Turbin3Blad3 0 points1 point ago

Did you name him "Raiden"?

[–]Tier4 0 points1 point ago

It's funny until you realize he is trying to murder the cameraman

[–]Jaspers47 0 points1 point ago

Put it in neutral!

[–]mul4mbo 0 points1 point ago

"Bitch, I'm a bear."

[–]Planechaser 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was hanging off the side of the ship..

[–]josephterrelporp77 0 points1 point ago

He's not helping, he's asking for a fucking ride.

[–]Stjornur 0 points1 point ago

He was trying to crawl up and eat your soul. Those puppy are only a distraction.

[–]YeOldeEnglishKnave 1 point2 points ago

Has anybody else noticed how the break in the ice to the left of this picture looks like the outline of another polar bear?

[–]tamarockstar 0 points1 point ago

The caption should read: Got stuck, bear trying to find a way to eat us

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling the bear's intention was to eat you not push you.

[–]daileyjd 0 points1 point ago

my sagan their thirst for blood is un-quenchable

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

No he didn't, because this is an ancient fucking repost, Mr. "I think it's super keen to put Xs in my name."

[–]chrisgeo 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa....

Back the truck up.

[–]exqc 0 points1 point ago

I was about to ask if this was the Aurora Australis, but then I realised that this was a polar bear, not a penguin...

[–]BrainStewie 0 points1 point ago

Polar bear is a petty cool guy.

[–]baconhampalace 0 points1 point ago

"Sorry to bother you. My car broke down just outside your house. Do you think I could use your phone?"

[–]Fraen 0 points1 point ago

FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE: HAHA

[–]Carn_Revan 1 point2 points ago

Canadians...

[–]Shadkowz 0 points1 point ago

If only they had that kind of service on the titanic.

[–]mgdick 0 points1 point ago

Jerry!!! Put it in reverse, you dumbshit!!

[–]pmazza 0 points1 point ago

TAKE ME WITH YOU

[–]ShipyardShellShock 0 points1 point ago

That bear definitely has some plans for human munchies in the near future. He's not pushing, he's climbing...

[–]allberklee 0 points1 point ago

HEY! You with the camera! Get down here and GET IN MY BELLY!

[–]AWGA 0 points1 point ago

Is that the Batman bat to the left?

[–]settier21 0 points1 point ago

I thought this bear died on an episode of Planet Earth.

[–]IameAuhSomme 1 point2 points ago

[–]Konstiin 0 points1 point ago

FAKE!!! The polar bears don't have a home anymore, all of the ice has melted.

[–]laschupacabras 0 points1 point ago

This is a reposted picture from a long time ago and you are not the original content generator. Is your life so empty that you have to beg for fake internet points by lying to strangers?

[–]quincy_taylor 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a Degagnes vessel. Red blue and a yellow stripe

[–]original_greaser_bob 0 points1 point ago

NOW POP THE CLUTCH AND FLOOR IT!!!!!!

[–]ThePooksters 0 points1 point ago

Was this before or after the bear killed everyone on board?

[–]badphish94 0 points1 point ago

"Dude, cmon! It's already melting fast enough without you breaking that shit up..."

[–]jimyin 1 point2 points ago

Well this is just about the saddest picture I've ever seen in my life.

Bear: "No, please. Stop breaking the ice. Please, go away or I will die".

Man: "LOL, post that to /r/funny. Silly bear".

[–]Ass_Explosion 0 points1 point ago

Polar bears are just about the scariest animals to walk the land, I want one.

[–]lickslips 0 points1 point ago

You didn't take that picture it's was from an article in National Geographic! YOUR A FUCKING FRAUD

[–]chugfratchugfratchug -1 points0 points ago

Run, newfag, run!

That nigger is gunna eat you

[–]TheCornerBro 0 points1 point ago

Twist: The boat is actually running the bear over.

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

this is actually pretty good.

[–]DigitalCoffee 0 points1 point ago

This is so old

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

SAVE ME.

[–]mcbair 1 point2 points ago

He is probably trying to figure out a way to eat your face

[–]Scriptonaut 1 point2 points ago

So you just google a cool picture and claim it as your own? You, are the reason this site is going to shit.

STOP IT

[–]stocking_wars 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted for stealing another's work and failing to give them credit.

[–]Pitrestop 0 points1 point ago

You've just taken Greenpeace's new campaign photo!

[–]YoungFoeBreaker 0 points1 point ago

I think he's asking you to stop killing off his species...

[–]thoudini 0 points1 point ago

cmon just, just... just go, ok?

[–]whoopsipoopedagain 0 points1 point ago

hi res please?

[–]dumlucks 0 points1 point ago

This post gives me a chance to tell one of my favorite jokes:

Q. How do you catch a polar bear?

A. You cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas around the edge of the hole. Then, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

[–]Futt_Bucker 0 points1 point ago

That polar bear is probably pissed more people are back.

[–]007T 1 point2 points ago

BOAT
STAHP
MY CUBS ARE UNDER THERE

[–]supanachos 1 point2 points ago

You see him as a kind and gentle polar bear trying to help, but I bet that bear is probably thinking that you would taste fucking delicious.

[–]lil_buddha 1 point2 points ago

And all he wants is your flesh.

[–]Kolbein 0 points1 point ago

Thats not you, thats a boat, you silly

[–]ghal4 1 point2 points ago

No. He's just trying to eat you.

[–]fluffylumpkins 0 points1 point ago

GOD DAMMIT, I LOVE POLAR BEARS! SHIT!

[–]Joaneeh 1 point2 points ago

This kicks the shit out of Roadside Assistance though...

[–]ihasakiwi 0 points1 point ago

WHAT ARE THE ODDS???

[–]Diss1dent 0 points1 point ago

This picture itself does not bring me enough happiness to compensate over the fact that Polar bears are not doing so well because of the ice melting.

[–]Kaitb96 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Polar Bear!

[–]themichelinman 1 point2 points ago

Cargo ship

what r u doin

cargo ship

STAHP

[–]johnnyh0215 0 points1 point ago

I don't see anything...just a boat.

[–]redditwithafork 0 points1 point ago

No, I think he just smells your pussy. jk.

[–]che_singh 1 point2 points ago

Why would you try to pass off such a famous picture as your own?

[–]tarsdplooger 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the rapid die-off of my species!

[–]vespa59 0 points1 point ago

Take me with you! My house is melting for some reason!!

[–]BeefyMcPissflaps -1 points0 points ago

Looks like you bearly escaped getting stuck.

[–]okaythenmate -1 points0 points ago

Awesome picture dude. Polar bears...as dangerous as we are told they are, they still adorable looking.

[–]SlyFox711 0 points1 point ago

Repost? Yup... It's a repost

[–]aza102 0 points1 point ago

"give me the meat you're made out of"

[–]Epershand 0 points1 point ago

Motherfucker is hungry.

[–]robertras 0 points1 point ago

Is this the national Geographic Endevor? My brother took a cruise on that ship up through svalbard and Norway, and has a lot of very similar pictures (except at a higher resolution). If so, limblad is awesome

[–]Zentaurion 0 points1 point ago

Hey yo, take the handbrake off!

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

This ice is melting!.. PLEASE help me or I will drown!

[–]CaiserZero 0 points1 point ago

Alternatively: "YOU SHALL NOT... PASS"

[–]radted411 0 points1 point ago

So like us, so like us.

[–]tusocalypse 0 points1 point ago

He/She would kill you and everyone you loved.

[–]Verdris 0 points1 point ago

Yarr, the icy waters of the repost sea be a harsh mistress.

[–]tiffas1121 0 points1 point ago

Good guy polar bear

[–]bluebonnetcafe 0 points1 point ago

That is a "you look delicious" expression on his face.

[–]Snoogliebear 0 points1 point ago

He's pushing you the fuck away from his land

[–]batfiend 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU BOAT!

[–]squishypp 0 points1 point ago

Didn't that dude get shot up on Lost?

[–]GurglingKitten 0 points1 point ago

"Take me with you. It's cold as shit down here."

[–]cheeseheads92 0 points1 point ago

GGB

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

GG bear.

[–]zakcarroll1 0 points1 point ago

does anyone else see the bat symbol in the ice?

[–]grahamce 0 points1 point ago

Did Batman scare him off?

[–]Akumetsu33 1 point2 points ago

I smell bullshit REPOST. WHY ARE WE STILL GIVING THIS JACKASS KARMA FOR LYING HIS ASS OFF WITH A PHOTO THAT HAS BEEN REPOSTED A MILLION TIMES?

[–]AlexWagner 0 points1 point ago

STAHP

[–]leche08 0 points1 point ago

He's trying to push away the SS repost.

[–]Im_Jellen 0 points1 point ago

How do you actually get out of this?

[–]skinfrakki 0 points1 point ago

You shall not pass!

[–]eightsevenone 0 points1 point ago

i think he's asking for a ride because his living room is melting.

[–]hop208 0 points1 point ago

Either the boat is about to run the polar bear over or the bear is saying,

"Take me with you! The ice is all melting! I'M GOING TO FUCKING DROWN!!!"

[–]darkangelx 0 points1 point ago

Stahp, get outa mah house!

[–]tictacballsack 0 points1 point ago

It looked as if the boat was ice, and the bear is pushed on his front legs because of an explosion in the water. Just me? Okay.