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[–]jjmastersword 426 points427 points ago

Hes listening to the bear necessities of course!

[–]smartzie 96 points97 points ago

Someone always beats me to it....Anyway, here you go. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

[–]peace_off 145 points146 points ago

[–]smartzie 5 points6 points ago

That's awesome. :)

[–]SolidCake 7 points8 points ago

"Shit we have to get to a tree.. this calls for a dick scratching"

[–]Barbounis 2 points3 points ago

I came here for this...wasnt dissapointed

[–]whosthatgirl_me 20 points21 points ago

Bear-naked Ladies?

[–]vnkid 6 points7 points ago

Bear-Force 1

[–]aprofessional 3 points4 points ago

Came here to make sure this was the top comment, hivemind did not disappoint

[–]martyidk 5 points6 points ago

Beary White.

[–]Klinky1984 21 points22 points ago

[–]andromedastrain 6 points7 points ago

Dude, I just laughed so fucking hard.

Thank you.

[–]MovinOnYoLeft 5 points6 points ago

Fuck the downvotes, that was great.

[–]rgeguypic 3 points4 points ago

Particularly this part

[–]kayrahhh 2 points3 points ago

My thoughts exactly!

[–]funkbanger 182 points183 points ago

he is scratching his back against the tree.

Party pooper, i know.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 73 points74 points ago

Does a bear shit in the woods? Well I don't know about that, but funkbanger shits on parties.

[–]mcgibber 10 points11 points ago

I once tried to ask "does a bear shit in the woods?" but I accidentally combined it with "does the pope wear a funny hat" and instead asked my friend "does the pope shit in the woods?" needless to say he was unsure of the answer.

[–]ThatsMyHorse 12 points13 points ago

Go watch the Big Lebowski. Same line but it's intentional.

[–]isofat 7 points8 points ago

You know the whole balloon boy fiasco? Well the kid's dad invented this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obw3HUTLEQ4

[–]slayerr22 17 points18 points ago

Does no one else notice the moving orb to the left?

[–]pohsib3 7 points8 points ago

I saw it too. It's a bug. You can tell by how it's moving.

[–]BarelyComical 17 points18 points ago

Paranormal researcher here. This is most certainly not a bug. If you look closely, the entity is clearly transparent, almost as though it were out of focus. It also has a non-random movement, signifying intelligence. In the paranormal research field, we like to take the simplest explanation since we're scientists. So what type of small, flying creature is abundant in the forest at night? That's right: pixie spirits.

[–]nikniuq 10 points11 points ago

Paranormal Bullshit 3, tonight on SyFy after Because Aliens.

[–]FormerEbayAddict 23 points24 points ago

Bear-y White.

[–]Wardy4705 24 points25 points ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

[–]elbruce 27 points28 points ago

[–]butnmshr 16 points17 points ago

My milkshake brings all the bears to the yard. They're like.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!!!!

[–]piemente 9 points10 points ago

Not that anyone is going to read this far but, /r/bearsdoinghumanthings

[–]MosPersonal 4 points5 points ago

On a more serious note. Its a female bear leaving her scent on trees. Its a calling card for male bears in the area. She's ready to get on all fours. I'll leave now.

[–]LastBaron 7 points8 points ago

Obviously it was this: The Jungle Book - "Bare Necessities"

[–]churro89 10 points11 points ago

[–]Throopish 15 points16 points ago

[–]ticktock44[S] 3 points4 points ago

My stomach hurts from laughing

[–]JustAnOod 1 point2 points ago

He is 100% doing the dougie.

[–]Fishies 4 points5 points ago

Control + F "dougie".

Dammit...

[–]Vanilla_Dreams 3 points4 points ago

My great grandma used to scratch her back that way on door frames!!

[–]smartzie 1 point2 points ago

My dad does it, too. Doesn't help that he looks like a big old grizzly bear....

[–]rubiamalabro 1 point2 points ago

i hear the dopey music from disney movies in my head....(de dum, de dum, de duddly dum)

terrible explanation....

[–]Derglin 2 points3 points ago

Yet I know exactly what you're talking about

[–]random_echo 0 points1 point ago

God dammit, if it linked even remotely correctly, I am sure you would have made it to front page

[–]Flappyman 0 points1 point ago

20 bucks says it's Canned Heat by Jamiroquai.

[–]smilingonion 1 point2 points ago

A while back when I was working as a cab driver I had just dropped off a fare at a Walgrens and was waiting for them to come back out

I noticed about 20 feet away in another car a young guy sitting in the drivers seat of his car staring at me...at least that's what it looked like at first

I looked him over and he really wasn't staring at ME his eyes were glazed over and he seemed lost in thought then he started tapping his finger on the dashboard

Soon he was keeping the beat to whatever song he was listening to...slapping the dash with both hands and swaying to the music so hard the car was moving too

As the song wound down his movements slowed and then he was just sitting once again staring blankly not moving at all

I wish I had heard the song HE had just listened to...

[–]MindOfEvilTL 6 points7 points ago

I'll choke the first person who says "Gangnam Style!" -.-

[–]ticktock44[S] 5 points6 points ago

Can't be, the hand motions are all wrong..

[–]Metroidman 7 points8 points ago

But you are the first person to say it.

[–]nicksuperb 3 points4 points ago

Op... op.. op. op-op..

[–]bitexe 2 points3 points ago

Stevie Wonder. Definitely Stevie Wonder.

[–]Spartanada 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit pedo bear getting pumped!!

[–]Dzungana 0 points1 point ago

[–]wonka816 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one imaging how well this would go with biz markies' just a friend? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg the head tilt back works with the chorus "OH BEARBY YOU YOU GOT WHAT I NE-ED BUT YOU SAY SHES JUST A CUB BUT YOU SAY SHE JUST A CUB"

[–]grau0060 1 point2 points ago

He's scratching his back.

[–]BrO3- 1 point2 points ago

[–]NotoriousSalsa -1 points0 points ago

THIS... just like everyone else

[–]COoL_COoKiE 0 points1 point ago

Slenderbear?

[–]joeyofthejoe 0 points1 point ago

He is listening to god's away on business by Tom Waits. True story.

[–]Patches67 0 points1 point ago

Quick! someone CG in an Ipod and make a YouTube video. GO!

[–]Bitchesgethit 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to this when I clicked on the link. Perfect match. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DjnxMp8j5A&feature=related

[–]smalcald 0 points1 point ago

Look at that grizzly grind!

[–]ZacUAX 0 points1 point ago

Since no one else seems to have made one, here's my submission.

[–]leopardmoose 0 points1 point ago

I like to think it's R. Kelly- Bump n Grind

[–]Jehkyll 0 points1 point ago

Hes just simply doin the dougie

[–]abacobeachbum 1 point2 points ago

Back scratch fever!

[–]nickdaguy1212 0 points1 point ago

not sure if scratching his back...... or doing the dougie

[–]x2rainbowalltheway 0 points1 point ago

Teach me how to dougie, teach me, teach me how to dougie.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Ebony and Ivory.

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

He hears the serene sounds of crickets, owls, and various night bugs coupled with the sound of him grinding his asshole on a tree.

[–]alfalfa1985 0 points1 point ago

I was already listening to dubstep.

[–]Astrocricket 0 points1 point ago

DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND HAIRY

ONLY AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF YEARS OLD

[–]canofish 0 points1 point ago

a weemba way a weemba way a weemba way a weemba way oooouuu ohhh ohhhh

[–]jrgoode 1 point2 points ago

Actually, this bear was scratching his back on the tree.

[–]oddchihuahua 0 points1 point ago

Bump N Grind!

[–]sneffrasmone 0 points1 point ago

Lil Jons Get Low works well, you dun knoe he's a gangster bear

[–]merryperry 0 points1 point ago

Get low?

[–]someDexterity 0 points1 point ago

"a whimbawhopee whimbawhopee.. in the jungle the wild jungle... "

[–]b1gtym1n 0 points1 point ago

back scratch fever.

[–]mehitcanwait 0 points1 point ago

[–]WalterHartwellWhite 0 points1 point ago

Does a bear dance in the woods?

[–]AllLightDies 0 points1 point ago

clicked on this link while listening to Lupe Fiasco - Bitch Bad.. it matched up well.

[–]tangowhiskeyy 0 points1 point ago

Probably the Grateful Dead.

[–]Shouldknowbetter 0 points1 point ago

Whoops, too late to make a bear joke... Everyone beat me to it.

[–]MCPhatTwat 0 points1 point ago

the groovy sound of trees. ;)

[–]LousyGuy 1 point2 points ago

Quick. Someone give him a mask and send him to bachelorette parties.

[–]Mallanaga 0 points1 point ago

drop it like it's BBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPP!

[–]Captunfortunate 0 points1 point ago

Hold on though, serious question here: has it actually been proven that bears scratch their backs on trees? Like, they all actually do that? Was the Jungle Book really right?

[–]Teddyknockout 0 points1 point ago

Dancing bear gig comment

[–]NovusHomoSapiens 0 points1 point ago

was listening to Daft Punk's Harder Better Faster Stronger. Lol.

[–]AdamEdge 0 points1 point ago

r/bearsdoinghumanthings

[–]classicjuice 0 points1 point ago

Hes scratching his back on a tree.

[–]potatobacondude 0 points1 point ago

Could be rick astley

[–]Bx32 0 points1 point ago

Watched this while listening to Thriller.

[–]mxzrxp 0 points1 point ago

someone saying "scratch your back, that's it... right there..."

[–]ElBrad 0 points1 point ago

[–]Malevolent_Manatee 1 point2 points ago

The bear and the maiden fair.

[–]The_Bangs 1 point2 points ago

"The Trees"-Rush

[–]LaOddOpe 0 points1 point ago

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

the sound of him scratching his back?

[–]ha_nope 0 points1 point ago

[–]ContemptSlot 0 points1 point ago

Well, in my browser, he's currently grooving to "Looks Like We Made It," and it's working pretty well.

[–]BGYeti 0 points1 point ago

He is scratching his back.

[–]rydu22 0 points1 point ago

play return of the mack by mark morrison while watching it. you're welcome.

[–]djJACKPOT 0 points1 point ago

"Now I'm not trying to be rude but hey pretty girl I'm feeling you"

[–]Gary_The_Oak 0 points1 point ago

Lean like a cholo

[–]crokethinky 0 points1 point ago

[–]sysfun 0 points1 point ago

Listen to them.. children of the night, what music they make.

[–]GenericUsername12 1 point2 points ago

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

[–]djJACKPOT 0 points1 point ago

This is me whenever Shaggy comes on

[–]theinterweb 0 points1 point ago

TWERK TEAM

[–]Diabolical_Intention 0 points1 point ago

Assuming direct control.

[–]trolololbunny 0 points1 point ago

He is scratching his back.

[–]bstronglittleone 0 points1 point ago

He kind of reminds me of cee lo green

[–]dominicbri7 0 points1 point ago

I think he found some cannabis plants in the wood and is now high as fuck

[–]androidgirl 0 points1 point ago

[–]bregan122 0 points1 point ago

He's dougie-ing so I'd guess teach me how to dougie.

[–]o0Willum0o 0 points1 point ago

Paranormal Activity 5!

[–]Tenk 0 points1 point ago

The closer I get to you. Rush Hour 3 style.

[–]vaguelyspecific 0 points1 point ago

I'm listening to "Walking on a Dream" by Empire on the Sun. It fits.

[–]swerve19 0 points1 point ago

After comparing moves..It's clearly Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[–]stoned_stoner 0 points1 point ago

[–]semprfityrannosaurus 0 points1 point ago

Hey! That's how I scratch my back/dance!

[–]Aygurlay69 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who thought of chris tucker in rush hour?

[–]CdubWillia 0 points1 point ago

Hes got ninety nine problems, and a bitch ain't one!

[–]the_pissed_off_goose 0 points1 point ago

it's called "scratching my back, fuck yeah!" and we have all heard it before hehe

[–]Dayun 0 points1 point ago

Clearly this takes place in a JRPG, and this is his battle animation.

[–]Wheelio 0 points1 point ago

He needs Charmin Ultra Strong.

[–]camerasarecool 0 points1 point ago

probably Zelliack

[–]knightsnyder 1 point2 points ago

He's listening to Beary White of course!

[–]timecronus 0 points1 point ago

scratching back on tree

[–]pedrothespider 0 points1 point ago

Teach me how to dougie. ERRYBODY DOUGIE, ERRY, ERRYBODY DOUGIE.

[–]ihasakiwi 0 points1 point ago

First glance, Top left corner. Slenderman.

[–]if_you_say_so_bruh 0 points1 point ago

♪ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..♫

[–]Gaypotato 0 points1 point ago

As a bear-ologist, I can accurately say he is getting his groove on.

[–]Treycoolis 0 points1 point ago

He's obviously hitting dat Dougie. 5w4g

[–]Karolinkaa 0 points1 point ago

Does no one else see that floating orb on the top left who pulled a "nothing to see here" and flew away?

[–]woopwoopwoopwooop 0 points1 point ago

[–]Fifthfingersmooth 0 points1 point ago

He's a better dancer than me, that's for sure!

[–]Smart_Alex 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment when a bear has better dance moves than you...

[–]DerpingLegitly 0 points1 point ago

Look At Me Now. Bear got swag.

[–]BillTowne 0 points1 point ago

He is scratching his back on the tree.

[–]deathfuck 0 points1 point ago

he's listening to aphex twin - selected ambient works 85-92

YOU TELL ME HE FUCKING DOESN'T, THIS IS FOREST MUSIC

[–]Baaader 1 point2 points ago

Obviously, he was listening to Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gee's

[–]philzilla888 0 points1 point ago

[–]droivod 0 points1 point ago

That has to be "Let's stay together" by the reverend Al Green

[–]zjm555 0 points1 point ago

He's not listening to music, he's actually scratching his back.

You're welcome. I'll be here all week to assist.

[–]faggot44 0 points1 point ago

i think your craaaaaazzzy.

[–]4hbo 0 points1 point ago

Bears be like "TWERK TEAM BITCHES"

[–]GanjaMadness 0 points1 point ago

I swear to god! He got that all on FILM!

[–]chipsharp0 0 points1 point ago

Based on the dance...Stevie Wonder.

[–]generalzee 0 points1 point ago

My Mind is Ramblin' by The Black Keys. Tell me I'm wrong.

[–]rocconyew 0 points1 point ago

10:1 Odds on Ying Yang Twins "Get Low".

[–]knwtmsyn 0 points1 point ago

Hey, it's Baloo!

[–]Oopaloopah 0 points1 point ago

The origins of dancing bear .com

[–]dominicl14 0 points1 point ago

Slender: Bear edition

[–]walsh303 0 points1 point ago

Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me....

[–]v1kingfan 0 points1 point ago

By the way he's moving he's definitely listening to some Waka Flocka- " Girl drop it the floor..."

[–]BA_ima_dinosaur 0 points1 point ago

Chuck Beary

[–]blacklblskate54 0 points1 point ago

Probably the sound of the woods as he scratches his back.

[–]brycevail 0 points1 point ago

Well I have Rosemary Clooney's Sway on and he seemed to be swaying just right!

[–]Error302 0 points1 point ago

"back scratch fever"

[–]sbsb27 0 points1 point ago

My dad used to do that in the doorways of our house. He was a bit of a bear too.

[–]ArcticSounds 0 points1 point ago

I think it's this

[–]Markofbear 0 points1 point ago

Listening to some smooth jazz of course ! (Non relevant user name, thats totally another bear, i would never let myself get used by puny human smooth jazz)

[–]kldnsocal 0 points1 point ago

probably... this

[–]Actionjackson83 0 points1 point ago

I would wager he's trying to teach someone how to Dougie

[–]5ouly5ammy 0 points1 point ago

those pupils... Molly is so talented!

[–]Soylent_Hero 0 points1 point ago

[–]C4inmypocket 0 points1 point ago

"Baby Got Back" duh.

[–]RedditusMaximuss 1 point2 points ago

LOOK FOR THE BEAR NECESSITIES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

[–]ENTP 0 points1 point ago

[–]lukaskywalker 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/eejJK definitely this!!

[–]LooseChange12 0 points1 point ago

Umm, hes scratching his back on a tree. Their is no music. It was just a lie.

[–]fataggression 1 point2 points ago

Clearly he is listening to this album

[–]Wired2coffee 0 points1 point ago

That's not music, that's LSD.

[–]bob-leblaw 0 points1 point ago

Back Scratch Fever

[–]grahamce[!] 0 points1 point ago

ass-scratch fever.

[–]pterodactyl12 0 points1 point ago

[–]bshamaym 1 point2 points ago

That's a bear scratching his back. He is listening to the sound of his heart. He is listening to the sound of love.

[–]gzinthehood 0 points1 point ago

Bearinormal Activity 4

[–]morphine12 1 point2 points ago

Okay, I found out what he's listening to. What a cool cat.

[–]ckswim17 1 point2 points ago

Oppa Nature Style!

[–]thundaclappa 0 points1 point ago

"Going, going, back, back, to Cali, Cali"

[–]gliscameria 0 points1 point ago

come on ride the train, and ride it.

[–]charles_the_platypus 0 points1 point ago

The puns in this thread are giving me bear cancer.