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[–]fr3nzical 904 points905 points ago

you can see the moment Poseidon enters her

[–]Funkonomic 985 points986 points ago

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 579 points580 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]wayfers 153 points154 points ago

[–]Cod3man 38 points39 points ago

That just makes it look so creepy

[–]skyman724 102 points103 points ago

ರ◡ರ

FTFY

[–]Nemlet 84 points85 points ago

┌─┐

┴─┴

ಠ◡ರೃ

FTFY

[–]undercutting_zane 34 points35 points ago

          _____________
         (     FTFY    )
         (________  ___)
                  \/
                      ┌──┐
                      ┴──┴
                     |ಠ◡ರೃ)
                    __    __ 
                 {|__  \/   \
                     | <> |_|
                     / /\ \ 
                    |_| |_| 

[–]Boredsecurityguard 6 points7 points ago

┌─┐

┴─┴

ಠ◡ರೃ

╔█╝

FTFY

[–]montyy123 20 points21 points ago

It has no soul. KILL IT.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 27 points28 points ago

I call next!

[–]WorldOneWon 16 points17 points ago

Poseidon even makes sure to grab her tits at the same time. Hot damn

[–]WaitingForClients 32 points33 points ago

I love you.

[–]kbubba 36 points37 points ago

[–]Maximumkills 2 points3 points ago

I am laughing

So

fucking

hard

[–]peterkin545 5 points6 points ago

Add a brazzers logo.

[–]enkarta 165 points166 points ago

[–]joemangle 295 points296 points ago

Well, there's an image I didn't expect to see today

[–]Murasasme 71 points72 points ago

You don't have a day where you expect to see Poseidon fucking? I call it Tuesday.

[–]VANCe46 26 points27 points ago

For me, it was Tuesday.

[–]TornadoDaddy 7 points8 points ago

Poseidon looks like Junior off of Deadliest Catch

[–]HITMAN616 5 points6 points ago

The magic of Reddit.

[–]IRSoup 23 points24 points ago

Rule 34.

[–]jpopps 13 points14 points ago

Is this allegory for what happened to the East Coast of the US?

[–]essen23 33 points34 points ago

And that's how Percy Jackson was born

[–]verboks[!] 10 points11 points ago

escalated quickly

[–]Poseidon-SS 42 points43 points ago

It went okay.

[–]Should_GW 24 points25 points ago

Surprise bukkake.

[–]2ShakesofaLambsTail 8 points9 points ago

Turning off reddit for today. That's as good as its going to get.

[–]Thimbles 41 points42 points ago

Pfft. Stop acting like you can control how much you reddit.

[–]WorldOneWon 22 points23 points ago

Just got off Reddit. Better go and check reddit.

[–]postboredum 616 points617 points ago

Is it bad that I watched this continuously hoping that her top would pop off?

Edit: Still hasn't happened yet. Check back for more updates 2nd Edit: After viewing it over 8,317 times, nothing new to update, but still believe OP will deliver

[–]poteaser 231 points232 points ago

It looks like her bottom almost comes off, I feel so ashamed of myself.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 56 points57 points ago

gooble gobble

[–]Predator_ 21 points22 points ago

Now now, you need to be a bit more subtle.

[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 9 points10 points ago

It's just gobble gobble turkey from jive turkey gobblers.

[–]Fyreswing 7 points8 points ago

I'm back. Is it off yet?

[–]antsmasher 9 points10 points ago

That's it! I'm fapping anyways.

[–]pracher13 22 points23 points ago

I'm pretty sure she is a porn star. Tiffany Thompson I believe.

[–]sutr90 108 points109 points ago

Definitely not a Tiffany Thompson. Source: I'm certified thompsonologist.

[–]awildturtok 11 points12 points ago

As in Hunter S. Thompson?

[–]sutr90 3 points4 points ago

More likely as in Thompson Algorithm.

[–]Rammage 6 points7 points ago

Maybe not her... but close enough for me.

[–]Vree421 23 points24 points ago

How many people googled 'Tifffany Thompson'? Guilty...

[–]Damaband41 38 points39 points ago

Yes, because we wanted to see if it was the same girl. You make it sound like there's shame in googling her just because she's a porn star.

[–]Lestefania 10 points11 points ago

Her name is Courtney Kitt

[–]Their_Police 7 points8 points ago

All porn is bad!

[–]camawon 15 points16 points ago

How many people thought the same thing, and therefore didn't need to Google it? Guilty...

[–]viscence 56 points57 points ago

Another hurricane victim caught unprepared.

[–]shootlikeaproG36 4 points5 points ago

SANDY SMASH!!!!!

[–]Darkblitz9 49 points50 points ago

It's funny, my mother always used to yell at us "NEVER TURN YOUR BACK TO THE SEA!"

She was right.

[–]soxfanpdx 13 points14 points ago

A rule I live by.

[–]thecrimsontim 7 points8 points ago

Was your mother a Sontaaran?

[–]carvex 4 points5 points ago

How do you get out of the water? Just back away slowly like it has a gun?

"Comon ocean...we're cool man...just relax. Everyone's cool here..."

[–]ScienceYouMonster 2 points3 points ago

I had never heard this before, and my mom and I had to be yanked out of the shore by 6 hotel workers in Cabo this year. I will never underestimate the sheer power of the ocean again. Got some cool pictures beforehand, though!

http://i.imgur.com/ARff4.jpg

[–]wally1001 141 points142 points ago

uhhhhhh. Wow i shot this..........

[–]Errorizer 42 points43 points ago

Proof?

[–]seishi 39 points40 points ago

Found proof. This is all probably light-core NSFW.

I'm pretty sure it's the girl on the right. Here's a photo montage of her, Courtney Kitt, from the show 'Mi Vida en Sayulita'.

Here's an unrelated bonus video I found during my searching.

Edit: I also found where the gif came from. Someone posted it on tumblr, in which courtney reposted it on her tumblr.

Edit 2: It has been posted a lot of places.

[–]wally1001 18 points19 points ago

That video has nothing to do with the show we shot.

[–]seishi 20 points21 points ago

unrelated bonus video

[–]wally1001 14 points15 points ago

Lol. Yes. It does say that. Uhhh

[–]seishi 4 points5 points ago

Thank you for verifying it though :)

[–]wally1001 5 points6 points ago

I met a couple of those girls in the unrelated video. Btw.

[–]TrojanX 7 points8 points ago

Go on..

[–]alfrednugent 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for that bad ass bonus video. Nothing better than confident and sexy surf girls.

[–]wally1001 77 points78 points ago

I don't know how to prove this. I'm a free Lance camera/lighting guy. This was in Mexico for MTV Latin show. Coming soon... So I don't know how this got leaked.. There is a close up of this as well...

[–]HimmelFahrt 44 points45 points ago

Free Lance (Armstrong)!

[–]KreiserWilhelm 11 points12 points ago

who is she?

[–]wally1001 23 points24 points ago

A cast member on the show.

[–]bobbybusche 58 points59 points ago

Eh, fuck it. I believe you. Tagged you as guy who shot poseidon rape.

[–]googie_g15 8 points9 points ago

Now that's a tag.

[–]Lestefania 22 points23 points ago

[–]seishi 5 points6 points ago

[–]55555 2 points3 points ago

If you want to prove it, you just have to upload something relevant of a higher resolution and quality than what anyone else has.

[–]TBone818 5 points6 points ago

It's so funny it ended up on here. You've made it!

[–]31stan 5 points6 points ago

Proof?

[–]MadHamish 12 points13 points ago

Would this be as funny if she wasn't so hot?

[–]Mr_Wolfgang_Beard 25 points26 points ago

Yes. It would be just as funny if she was ugly or a guy or a toddler (and even more hilarious if she was fat).

Would it be as upvoted though?....

[–]ATownStomp 11 points12 points ago

It would be just as funny but it wouldn't be upvoted.

[–]AeBeeEll 447 points448 points ago

"Hmm, that girl looks pretty young. It would probably be inappropriate to make sexual comments about her," said no one on reddit, ever.

[–]WhiteKnightsAhoy 196 points197 points ago

She looks like she could be in her mid-20's as well.

[–]jacobo 63 points64 points ago

nah, you think a 17 y/o girl is hot,, nothing wrong mi amigo

[–]HUEtotheHUE 46 points47 points ago

He could be 17 himself aswell.

[–]joemangle 90 points91 points ago

I used to be 17, does that count for anything?

[–]belhamster 23 points24 points ago

yes. You now may oogle.

[–]alfrednugent 4 points5 points ago

Ogle?

[–]WhiteKnightsAhoy 24 points25 points ago

Indeed there is nothing wrong, as even if that were the case she would be totally legal where I'm at right now. That seems to be the single most important thing with people who make these type of comments.

[–]BrokenBelief 30 points31 points ago

Having a subconscious response to a female of sexual maturity is just wrong. Unless the state has decided it is fine.

[–]frenchhornhero 2 points3 points ago

I don't think there is any case where thinking something is illegal.

[–]Lestefania 6 points7 points ago

[–]empireofnyy 26 points27 points ago

She doesn't look that young. She definitely looks like she's well over the age of consent in most countries, at least.

[–]jco310 17 points18 points ago

"Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her."

[–]MrZissou89 6 points7 points ago

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[–]maz-o 2 points3 points ago

I think the "...said no one ever" is just as awful as "....NOT!"

[–]Ironsmith77 65 points66 points ago

A little wider and a little stronger and those bottoms would have been gone!

[–]iamadogforreal 43 points44 points ago

Poseidon is a god of cruelty.

[–]WorldOneWon 62 points63 points ago

Nah dude. He was the god of oceans and shit.

[–]Rawdog_69 10 points11 points ago

I almost didn't fap today

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 15 points16 points ago

Do we have the original video?

[–]starwarscreature 17 points18 points ago

[–]Grizzleshins_ 5 points6 points ago

I wanted to downvote this because of the stupid "stahp" meme, but I just can't. Not with that gif.

[–]RaviVora 24 points25 points ago

This has literally happened to one of my models at a photoshoot. The aftermath photo is sincere frustration.

[–]russell_m 54 points55 points ago

How'd the rest of the shots turn out?

hint hint
nudge nudge
wink wink
Show me more of her right fucking now.

[–]RaviVora 36 points37 points ago

There are a few other shots, but not many of note because of how the water effected the hair, makeup, and general demeanor of the day.

However, here are a bunch of other shots of her I've taken:

Walking into the water (successfully this time)

Sitting longingly against a wall

In lingerie

Black and white, wearing only a vest

Profile view

On a bed, tastefully nude

[–]godlesspinko 11 points12 points ago

Nice pics, but do you have any less tasteful nudes?

[–]RaviVora 9 points10 points ago

[–]godlesspinko 8 points9 points ago

Nice video, but still too tasteful for my um, tastes.

Guess I'll stick to porn.

[–]LinkEdward 3 points4 points ago

james blake.

nice choice.

[–]papasmurf255 8 points9 points ago

Deliverance!

[–]russell_m 22 points23 points ago

[–]RaviVora 9 points10 points ago

Anytime.

[–]ChubakasBush 3 points4 points ago

You have a lot of nice photos. How do you make them fly? I hope its magnets.

[–]RaviVora 8 points9 points ago

Thanks! I just find models that are imbued with magical sorceries or enchantments. Makes everything easier, I find.

[–]Brunell55 14 points15 points ago

When I look at her head when the wave hits her it reminds me of Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy when he's running.

[–]mikesicle 45 points46 points ago

[–]raoul_llamas_duke 19 points20 points ago

i got my aarp card just waiting for this gif to load

[–]Reductive 6 points7 points ago

Her pose says she thinks the cameraman is taking a photo when he's actually taking a video.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 85 points86 points ago

That wave of wetness coming from behind her is like what happened in my pants the first time I saw my recently developed 14-year-old cousin in a bikini for the first time. What made it super awkward was that it was a surprise birthday pool party for my 35th birthday and everyone was looking at me.

[–]poolstorybro 235 points236 points ago

Pool story, bro.

[–]One_Quick_Question 16 points17 points ago

Everyone check this man's comment history. His dedication to his punchline is an inspiration.

[–]TheAristrocrats 18 points19 points ago

Weird that these two accounts are very similar in age.

[–]soullessgingerfck 10 points11 points ago

so then... what's the punchline?

[–]invalid_password 41 points42 points ago

Your name checks out.

[–]AJRiddle 6 points7 points ago

Too fake of a story though. He is just trying to get easy karma, no effort involved.

[–]joemangle 12 points13 points ago

He's not saying a unicorn saved his grandma from a volcano, it's just a story about cracking a boner seeing a 14yo cousin in a bikini, totally believable to me

[–]six_six_twelve 10 points11 points ago

A boner is not a wave of wetness.

[–]joemangle 4 points5 points ago

Hmmm... I think you may be onto something there

[–]FluffyPuddles 85 points86 points ago

[–]Ashivas 69 points70 points ago

So...12 hours til I can post it again? Gotcha.

[–]FluffyPuddles 12 points13 points ago

Someone else has already beat you to it, about 30 minutes ago.

[–]Ashivas 7 points8 points ago

Ahh forget about it then.

[–]reacher 3 points4 points ago

But you need to add the SENORGIF.COM marker

[–]SweetNeo85 95 points96 points ago

[–]YouEvenLift 26 points27 points ago

We make our own rules.

[–]nemoTheKid 4 points5 points ago

Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information

[–]SweetNeo85 5 points6 points ago

But saying "really now" and not adding anything else makes it an obvious complaint. What's your point?

[–]Taku_Masuko 61 points62 points ago

[–]FluffyPuddles 9 points10 points ago

This made me laugh a little more than I expected.

[–]slaya771 6 points7 points ago

[–]joemangle 0 points1 point ago

I read that in an angry old Japanese dude's voice

[–]MinorThreat89 15 points16 points ago

I don't sub to /r/gifs.

[–]ElScreecho 4 points5 points ago

I want to see this in super slow-mo, just to watch her face go from cute to 'omg bout to eat shit'

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 3 points4 points ago

I remember when I was about 14 on holiday with my Mother and my Step Dad, I decided to go about 10 metres into the sea and start jumping over the small waves coming in, it was all fun and games until some fucking monster wave came and totally owned me, ooh and did I mention I wear glasses? Cos I do, and after that moment I did, half blind for 4 days in Spain, hell for a horny teenage boy.

[–]sho3 3 points4 points ago

For once I did not mind the gif load time.

[–]zrvl 1 point2 points ago

I want her to drown in my cum.

[–]V8-Zulu 3 points4 points ago

She did not sea that coming.

[–]Lestefania 5 points6 points ago

[–]lotrlove 2 points3 points ago

her boobs seem to inflate when the wave hits her, the only thing i noticed

[–]Tocaj 2 points3 points ago

It could still be a good pic if the water snaps her top off.

[–]scigs6 2 points3 points ago

I watched this for about 2 minutes. Every time the wave hit I kept expecting boobies. I was dissapoint

[–]TBone818 2 points3 points ago

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG! My twin brother shot this footage! I can't believe it ended up on reddit! Hilarious!

[–]ArduinoUno 4 points5 points ago

Fucking imgur is slower then death today.

[–]SubtleMockery 3 points4 points ago

POSEIDON IS INDIFFERENT TO YOUR TINY BLACK BIKINI.

[–]I-say-nay 10 points11 points ago

Is it just me or is just the title that makes the picture funny?

[–]haiku_robot 23 points24 points ago

Is it just me or 
is just the title that makes 
the picture funny?

[–]sometimesijustdont 3 points4 points ago

Would bang.

[–]tehkier 2 points3 points ago

cross post to /r/funny, not a repost

[–]Phlexonance 1 point2 points ago

so graceful

[–]reltne 1 point2 points ago

Kansas model's first beach shoot?

[–]fezzeysteez615 0 points1 point ago

Somebody's been on spaceghetto

[–]iggy18 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love shore break. Usually you'll see a couple of boobs pop out.

[–]JayPrawn 1 point2 points ago

I watched that happen to my sister only the wave was a few feet higher heheheh. The rest of us jumped with it but she tried to run away. The fool!

[–]Fearlessleader85 0 points1 point ago

This happens all the time and is hilarious to watch.

[–]Ryantcairns 0 points1 point ago

Vaguely wankable. Worth an upvote.

[–]squiremgee 0 points1 point ago

Only 10 hours till I can post this again

[–]mrbobbydo 0 points1 point ago

Someone please reverse this gif. That would make my day.

[–]Coffeybeanz 2 points3 points ago

If you turn sideways, it creates less surface area and you can hold your ground better.

[–]lolzmadmaster 0 points1 point ago

scumbag hurricane Sandy

[–]ryanasimov 0 points1 point ago

I enjoyed the effect of fluid dynamics upon sideboob.

(Sorry for the technical jargon; I'm a scientist.)

[–]bktz 0 points1 point ago

Sandy hits again!

[–]symbiotics -1 points0 points ago

I can imagine the trollface in the wave

[–]TurbidTwatCocktail 0 points1 point ago

Never turn your back on the ocean

[–]half-blonde-princess 0 points1 point ago

Still looks like a great pic to me ;)

[–]ChubakasBush 1 point2 points ago

I came here expecting to see source video. Still waiting.

[–]CudiDudi 0 points1 point ago

Why is she posing for a video camera?

[–]Bob_Dedication 0 points1 point ago

Best onamonapia in a while there OP. Nice work.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 0 points1 point ago

Hurricane Sandy affects us all.

[–]DoTheToffeeDance 0 points1 point ago

BOOBS-plosion!

[–]Jorgemeister 0 points1 point ago

this gif cuts off way too early, I want to see more!

[–]zulubowie 0 points1 point ago

My only complaint, why so short? Damn!

[–]blowJ -1 points0 points ago

Upboat

[–]Dsilkotch 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for a shark. Reddit has spoiled me.

[–]Makaveli777 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop watching this... The expression is so priceless.

[–]pabman 1 point2 points ago

NEEDS MORE COBWELL

[–]crokethinky 0 points1 point ago

"I'd hit that". You surely did, wave

[–]Chiz_Dippler 0 points1 point ago

You can see the shock waves ripple through her tits.

[–]gazongagizmo -1 points0 points ago

Ridiculously Photogenic wave..?

[–]smashinMIDGETS 1 point2 points ago

That wave hit her harder then Chris Brown

[–]UtterLedge 0 points1 point ago

I'd smash that pasty until the carrot popped out lad.

[–]rddtvscmr 0 points1 point ago

My family always said "Never turn your back on the ocean." S'proof.

[–]Illumii 0 points1 point ago

BOOOOSHHHH

[–]Zamamee 0 points1 point ago

I've watched this for way too long...

[–]abearwithcubs 1 point2 points ago

Never turn your back on the ocean.

[–]Alexanderspants 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I did not sea that coming. Yes, this pun was terrible, but i wave away any of your objections.

[–]yvan369 0 points1 point ago

It took me like 5 minutes to stop watching this gif. Thats a babe.

[–]GurglingKitten 0 points1 point ago

Too bad her top stayed on.

I mean... Wow. That sucks.