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[–]shark_claws 97 points98 points ago

The party don't start till I Walken

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[–]enflamed_anal_hairs 12 points13 points ago

Ke$ha*

[–]girrrrrrr2 5 points6 points ago

Ke Ha Dollars*

[–]DontYouDare 5 points6 points ago

Ke Dollars Ha*

[–]girrrrrrr2 6 points7 points ago

But if you see $8.00 do you say dollars 8, or 8 dollars?

[–]DontYouDare 1 point2 points ago

I'd pronounce $KeHa ke ha dollars. But not Ke$Ha

[–]hchano -3 points-2 points ago

Technically, it would be 8$00 in Ke$hanese.

[–]Troutt025 0 points1 point ago

Ke money ha

[–]pascontent 29 points30 points ago

[–]Spaghe-t 17 points18 points ago

ಠ_ಠ Not slutty

[–]pascontent 64 points65 points ago

My face is naked under the mask!

[–]Jrook 30 points31 points ago

you WHORE

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

Great Costume indeed!

[–]Denbert 12 points13 points ago

Comes with a free watch! Installation required.

[–]The_Master_of_LOLZ 14 points15 points ago

Trick or treat. Walken round the neighbourhood...

[–]Istanbul200 5 points6 points ago

That's absurd. Christopher Walken is always a treat.

[–]DepressedRacoon 2 points3 points ago

Who knows, it might yet snow.
Walken in a winter wonderland.

[–]take_this_username 9 points10 points ago

[–]SimQ 1 point2 points ago

Thanks. Lots of very nice stuff there. Love the letters to Walken.

[–]dagoff 16 points17 points ago

[–]Spaghe-t 5 points6 points ago

But is that REALLY safe for the working environment?

someone photoshop the mask on him, it lacks paper.

[–]i_like_cake897 7 points8 points ago

I love how it warns parents to supervise young children. Like a little kid is gonna be like, "MOMMY! I WANT TO BE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!"

[–]iamagainstit 3 points4 points ago

[–]fistman 0 points1 point ago

blocked in my country because SME lick the sweat from festering donkey balls.

[–]iamagainstit 0 points1 point ago

search for "weapon of choice" by fatboy slim. and look for a video featuring Christopher Walken

[–]cainnovacaine 0 points1 point ago

And give credit to Brandon Bird

[–]a_sweaty_sock 1 point2 points ago

[–]wesisawesome 4 points5 points ago

I'll be back here later. There better be a picture of a girl with two of these masks shrunk down and covering her nipples.

[–]self_implosion 4 points5 points ago

[–]Phased -2 points-1 points ago

Whats with Asians and the ability to do a Christopher Walken impression? --warning a couple of them are really really bad.

[–]Trindal 0 points1 point ago

28 minutes?!

[–]eatbatterys 3 points4 points ago

Instructions were not clear enough. I am now circumcised.

[–]everflow -1 points0 points ago

This guy... is un-fucking-believable!

[–]MikoLone -1 points0 points ago

And post pics. :)

[–]absolute_panic 0 points1 point ago

Parents: please supervise younger children. They know not the awesome power they wield upon donning this mask.

[–]Piratiko -1 points0 points ago

Dude was hilarious in Seven Psychopaths.

[–]festyear 0 points1 point ago

Please someone make me a Bruce Willis one. Want to dress as nick nolte in breakfast of champions

[–]goomplex 1 point2 points ago

So basically just wear this, and ONLY this

[–]revrend_ 0 points1 point ago

credit the artist responsible for this OP, besides this isn't OC

[–]gemcitytiffany 1 point2 points ago

Someone draw me a good Christopher Walken head in a jar Futurama style and I'll get a tattoo of it. I've been saying it for like 10 years and no one has drawn it for me.

[–]Jomihoppe 0 points1 point ago

I've been walking around at work (coffee shop) all week wearing this and talking in my best Walken voice at first it got tips... than it got annoying to my co workers. The End.

[–]Wingly 0 points1 point ago

I'm disappointing to see that no one wore a slutty outfit with this awesome mask for karma :(

[–]katyqueen 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted!

[–]RDandersen 1 point2 points ago

Here, take these:

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Just throw them into your sentences at random for the full, Walken effect.

[–]katlaish 1 point2 points ago

I want to have sex with someone while wearing this.

[–]lycao 0 points1 point ago

Step one: Cut hole in mouth....

[–]BlueThrow 2 points3 points ago

[–]Lord_pipe_Beard 1 point2 points ago

What OS is that?

[–]netgamer7 4 points5 points ago

basically windows 7 without the fancy graphics. ... classic theme.

[–]defgames 2 points3 points ago

There are people who don't know windows didn't always have Aero?

[–]Lord_pipe_Beard -2 points-1 points ago

What?

[–]BlueThrow 3 points4 points ago

[–]bucketzzz 1 point2 points ago

That's a start...but how do I cover the other boob?

[–]afihavok 1 point2 points ago

"Parents please supervise your children." If a kid shows up to my house with that mask on he's getting all the candy. All of it.

[–]verdatum -2 points-1 points ago

It has taken me 38 links to find something moderately funny on /r/funny today. Thank you for not sucking.

[–]Nolari 0 points1 point ago

What? Like... as a thong?

[–]Hallc 0 points1 point ago

[–]KostaSOAD -1 points0 points ago

This should become a subreddit...