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all 57 comments

[–]MurfDurfWurf 31 points32 points ago

Why doesn't everybody just buy a canoe and canoe down the riverway?

Seems like a new Venice to me.

[–]fancytalk 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, it'll be great when they get swept into a tunnel or caught in a downed tree and drown.

[–]doomgiver98 0 points1 point ago

That's what I would have done. I have a kayak already.

[–]Kryonix 2 points3 points ago

I swear that would be an epic picture

[–]arlovm 49 points50 points ago

looks like traffic is flowing well

[–]teddeism 11 points12 points ago

We can all sea that.

[–]fatalii 8 points9 points ago

Water you talking about?

[–]Goats_With_Guns 3 points4 points ago

Looks like another bad pond thread.

[–]danowar 5 points6 points ago

Harboring some resentment, are you?

[–]fubes2000 12 points13 points ago

Boats.

[–]danowar 1 point2 points ago

Mmm, yes. Boats. Quite.

[–]McRigger 0 points1 point ago

It's either boats oar canoes. Takes your picks.

[–]amishrefugee 12 points13 points ago

Here's that exact same place at noon today:

http://imgur.com/o6svR

[–]YourCousinJeffrey 1 point2 points ago

[–]STIIP 10 points11 points ago

i Would jump in and swim... just to be able to tell my grandkids..

[–]elvisliveson 33 points34 points ago

grandkids? you'd be dead of cancer come springtime.

[–]greyfoxv1 39 points40 points ago

Or whatever waterborne diseases are in the water after the sewers overflowed. People really don't understand how dangerous flood water is.

[–]silverflowers 8 points9 points ago

Cancer? Dont you mean aids?

[–]snapperh3ad 6 points7 points ago

Butt cancer! You both win!

[–]elvisliveson 0 points1 point ago

no, you can get aids only through physical contact with an hiv positive sexual partner. ask the guy that fucks you in the ass everyday if he's been healthy for the last three years. as far as cancer, well, the hudson is known to be the most heavily polluted river in the eastern seaboard.

[–]A_Polite_Noise 3 points4 points ago

Someone downvoted you because instead of joining in with the "joke" that depends on outdated (late 80s, early 90s) bigotry that portrayed the AIDs epidemic as caused by and confined to (presumably promiscuous) gay males, you replied with some facts. A lot of reddit thinks that saying something bigoted is okay as long as the person speaking/typing and the people laughing all consider themselves not bigoted, which sort of ignores the fact that hate speech is the same content regardless of intent, and that someone's intent is not easily discernible and so we use language to convey meaning and the meaning behind implying a direct connection between anal sex and the chance of getting AIDs developed from bigotry.

[–]chuggles 2 points3 points ago

Uh...what? Is this a satire response?

[–]Kangrave -1 points0 points ago

Anal sex in general is considered unsafe due to the potential for tearing of the muscle and sphincter linings. Further, anal sex is also considered a more vulgar form of sex (regardless of sexual preference), and can thus be used as a derogatory term identifying a sexual deviant as opposed to a specific type of sexuality.

Thus while the poster above may have meant it in an anti-LGBT fashion, they may also have meant it in the greater college sense of "you're a sick fuck."

Also known as...learn to take a joke and realize that even the Greeks (a group relatively civil about homosexuality) would've made this kind of crack.

[–]Socky_McPuppet 0 points1 point ago

There's a Rock Hudson/AIDS joke in there somewhere ... but I'll be buggered if I can find it

[–]RocksAreGneiss -1 points0 points ago

cana-syphil-aids (Brickleberry reference)

[–]madplayshd 1 point2 points ago

The currents would most likely kill you.

[–]dinglehump 8 points9 points ago

That's one way to clean up the city I guess

[–]Hermeran 4 points5 points ago

It's New York, you could drown the city in bleach and still it wouldn't be clean.

[–]naffarama 0 points1 point ago

You're clearly not using enough bleach.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee0_1349946618&comments=1

edit: The Onion video, not horrifying bleach burns.

[–]happtlilaccident 5 points6 points ago

Waiting to see the first guy to get a speeding ticket on his jet ski

[–]alphazero924 0 points1 point ago

Just don't fall off because then you'd basically be swimming in the Hudson, and nobody should ever be subjected to that fate.

[–]brussels4breakfast 4 points5 points ago

It would be amazing if it froze.

[–]Snicklepick 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the Olympics to me...

[–]zen_monkey 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if that hot jogger chick will get her run in this morning.

[–]CoyoteStark 1 point2 points ago

FDR aquaduct, by the looks of it.

[–]randrews 0 points1 point ago

[–]perkocet 0 points1 point ago

hey they have power!!! son of a bitch

[–]dubmachine 1 point2 points ago

has google maps directions added a boat feature yet?

"Turn starboard and row 3 nautical miles to the museum of modern art"

[–]biggles86 0 points1 point ago

that's terrifying

[–]RaouR -1 points0 points ago

It's probably for the best sens it leads to the Museum of Modern Art.

[–]GummyFEET 0 points1 point ago

I live close to new Orleans and we had about 8 ft of water where I live during Katrina.

[–]TunakOne -2 points-1 points ago

Isn't that the L.I.E

[–]bklynbraver 8 points9 points ago

no

[–]deyv 5 points6 points ago

Fdr drive in midtown.

There is no 34th st and MoMA on the LIE.

[–]yeahitisbro -3 points-2 points ago

Get ready for more, climate change denying Koch-suckers. Maybe soon we'll stop shitting on each other and arguing over something that is clearly, undeniably happening and get to work on fixing it. Fuck your car, fuck your factory farms, and fuck your murderous ignorance, world.

Nukes won't end civilization, our weather will.

[–]yev001 -2 points-1 points ago

Good thing you all drive boats over there then

[–]SnoobY -2 points-1 points ago

Is this how the presidental candidate's are creating all these jobs? They are probably making 1000's of jobs for a short time to clear out all the water.

[–]Wheniod -2 points-1 points ago

I hope something happens to L.A. next. That would be dope.

[–]Kristsilvershade -2 points-1 points ago

I too saw this picture on instagram.

[–]itsmuddy -3 points-2 points ago

This is Romney's energy plan. Have everyone row to work.