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[–]southnole 428 points429 points ago

The best part is how hard he has to stick his chin up to maintain that he is not some bitch holding a cake for another man.

[–]Sam_MF_Jackson 208 points209 points ago

A niggas gotta keep his dignity.

[–]angrymole 77 points78 points ago

A nigga's dignity is all a nigga's got.

[–]trevormatic 74 points75 points ago

So... Lil Wayne has nothing left at all.

[–]ShitsAndGigglesSake 71 points72 points ago

He has DeNiggaty.

I make no sense at all.

[–]SHYS7IE 141 points142 points ago

[–]trevormatic 43 points44 points ago

Nigga, you just went full retard.

[–]Jewdoll_Fiddler 39 points40 points ago

dont be so niggative

[–]trevormatic 19 points20 points ago

Shut up. Damn New Zealanders in my thread, I'll show them...

[–]Anonymous_Upvote 5 points6 points ago

Ah, choice bro!

[–]I_GAPE_FOR_YOU 7 points8 points ago

*breu

[–]rhetorical_twix 0 points1 point ago

"Transcendence constitutes selfhood" -- Heinigga

[–]Chazzey_dude 2 points3 points ago

The famous festive drink: eggnig.

[–]NastyRat 4 points5 points ago

He has millions of dollars and millions of young white, black, and asian girls ready to copulate at him at a whim. I'd say he has something. I would trade my dignity to bang a 18 year old slut with a nose full of fishscale in my private bus anyday.

[–]Pseudophobic 1 point2 points ago

He's got cake.

[–]BbrotherHill 2 points3 points ago

"It's gonna be alright lil' nigga"

[–]Danger-Close 1 point2 points ago

Did anybody else read this in Ruck's voice?

[–]jer21 1 point2 points ago

No diggity. No doubt.

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

What's undignified about holding a cake? I would think that would put one in a position of mild power.

I have cake, bitches. Y'all want the cake you must ask politely for some. Respect yo.

[–]splein23 13 points14 points ago

You just can't look tough while holding a giant cupcake.

[–]mrbananas 16 points17 points ago

I refuse to accept the concept of a giant cupcake, a cupcake is a cake the size of a cup, anything larger and its just a cake.

[–]splein23 0 points1 point ago

I misjudged you for the prawn type of guy.

[–]Im1ToThe337[!] 5 points6 points ago

I feel as if he's doing that to hold in the tears.

[–]druek 121 points122 points ago

That is not just a cake. That is a Big Top Cupcake (as seen on TV)

They are wise not to fuck with it.

[–]adamgrey 39 points40 points ago

You should also see his Perfect Tortilla® taco salads.

[–]abom420 18 points19 points ago

Did you know you can just turn a muffin tin upside down, and push a tortilla between the indents for muffins and have 4 Perfect Tortilla's in one pan (estimated retail of $59.99) for the price of about $3.50?

[–]Elonine 40 points41 points ago

I Ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!

[–]cadencehz 9 points10 points ago

I gave him a dolla.

[–]RealisticThoughts 5 points6 points ago

I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.

[–]Elonine 0 points1 point ago

WHAT?!

[–]schooluseguy 4 points5 points ago

Wait, what? I'm confused as to how this works.

[–]schooluseguy 2 points3 points ago

holly guacamole! that's awesome.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

I drunkenly ordered some of these... They work pretty good.

[–]i_am_omega 7 points8 points ago

Someone made me one for my birthday once. No matter how gay you look holding it, when someone hands you one of those you feel so loved.

[–]GoatsREmo 887 points888 points ago

I think he just misunderstood what they meant by getting baked

[–]HeyOP 218 points219 points ago

If I were smoking a blunt that large, I'd be happier to see that man and his cake than I would someone carrying large amounts of weed. That looks fucking delicious.

[–]reediculus1 56 points57 points ago

Homemade frosting motha fucka!

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 36 points37 points ago

Surprise, mutha fucka!

[–]WimzicalStranger 47 points48 points ago

Yeast rise, mutha fucka!

[–]Omegamanthethird 14 points15 points ago

My oven makes noise mutha fucka.

[–]OsamaMKH 2 points3 points ago

Hey ma if you can see me now.

[–]xodlike 14 points15 points ago

Dry eyes, motha fucka!

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[–]bru_tech 4 points5 points ago

9 lives muthafucka!

[–]BA_Start 2 points3 points ago

Revise, muthafucka!

[–]BatmansWifey 2 points3 points ago

We don't eat cake, we eat pies muthafucka! I'll be going now...

[–]brownsniffer 2 points3 points ago

Coolwhip up in this bitch!

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

Bitch we go hard!

[–]GaryDuder 87 points88 points ago

You know, these guys are rich and everything, and I understand when you're rich you flaunt things. Your "cup runneth over" and what not. But just flagrantly wasting marijuana like this by rolling a blunt that's going to let half of it burn away into the night and not in someone's lungs is extremely disrespectful to people who have no weed. There are kids in your town that don't have enough.

[–]wasidrunkorakid 28 points29 points ago

I know right! Some people seem to think that this stuff just grows on trees or something.

[–]GaryDuder 5 points6 points ago

A lot of trees guarded by guys with guns, for the time being.

[–]the_red_phone 58 points59 points ago

i get the humor but apparently you have never smoked a big old fat blunt

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 19 points20 points ago

How old does weed have to be?

[–]W_Edwards_Deming 9 points10 points ago

[–]lLoveLamp 2 points3 points ago

Confirmed. Let it dry for about 5-6 weeks on a dry counter with direct sunlight. It will be crunchy under the tooth and perfect for any snacks

[–]BabyJesusFetus420 9 points10 points ago

The UV rays Sunlight will gradually destroy the THC, don't listen to this guy. Cure in a dry, dark place

[–]thalguy 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't have to be cured at all, but it will be harsh without a cure.

Most dispensaries are going to sell stuff that's cured for about 7-10 days.

[–]BlindStark 7 points8 points ago

There are people in Africa, who don't get weed!

[–]dirtmerchant1980 2 points3 points ago

there are people in this thread that think noone else gets jokes.

[–]schizodepressed 7 points8 points ago

When people inexplicably write "no one" as one word, I just think "nooooooooon."

[–]BlindStark 2 points3 points ago

What's a joke?

[–]DiscordianStooge 8 points9 points ago

It's the yellow part on an egg.

[–]staythepath 3 points4 points ago

Shit, if I was lil wayne, I'd definitely have a guy travel around with me and make fresh cakes for me to eat every day. If I was lil wayne I'd also be really fat.

[–]kitkatmusic 1 point2 points ago

When I saw it I thought he came prepared for the munchies!

[–]stillnotking 174 points175 points ago

Young Money Cake Munching Billionaires

[–]I_play_elin 65 points66 points ago

Yo Mamma Couldn't Make Better

[–]TbanksIV 24 points25 points ago

These are all better than what it really is.

4 of the words are just references to money.

[–]duckman273 38 points39 points ago

Young Money Cash Money Billionaires.

[–]dltracrn 8 points9 points ago

You May Cum in My Butt

Edit: No really, this is what it stands for.

[–]Quinnett 4 points5 points ago

I like how you're being down voted for giving the right answer.

[–]soar 1 point2 points ago

TIL... That YMCMB is fucking retarded.

[–]cosmokarmaz 4 points5 points ago

Came to the comments for witty comments about YMCMB. Leaving satisfied.

[–]bwxb 21 points22 points ago

Your move, Chef Mario Batali

[–]dirtmerchant1980 1 point2 points ago

i think thats a soccer player.

[–]bwxb 3 points4 points ago

[–]non-relevant 36 points37 points ago

Young Muffin & Cake Making Bakers

[–]Ljungan 11 points12 points ago

Yo Man Comeon More Bakery

[–]axiss 29 points30 points ago

Yo, More Cake More Bitches

[–]Metafield 28 points29 points ago

Yo, My Cake Moistens Bitches.

[–]ANorthern 3 points4 points ago

Young Money's Cake Making Bitch

[–]SHIT_HAMPSTER 0 points1 point ago

Young Muffin Cake Munching Bitches

[–]pelito 0 points1 point ago

Yesterday My Cake Moistened Bitches

[–]Totallysmurfable 0 points1 point ago

Young Money Crashed My Birthday

[–]lIIIl 47 points48 points ago

Am I the only one who notices that chick burning a hole into his head with laser vision?

[–]ThisMakesMeMoist 5 points6 points ago

Or the woman that is on fire on the other side of him.

[–]TricycleGang 75 points76 points ago

[–]MeridaMaya 8 points9 points ago

I've never seen that before. That fucking awesome.

[–]Hobbes4247791 16 points17 points ago

I remember my first time... Don't worry, it somehow gets better.

[–]TinctureOfBadass 6 points7 points ago

I click on it every time it gets posted. I just can't resist.

[–]Deadpoint 6 points7 points ago

The first time I saw that pink haired character was as a slutty cosplay. When I realized someone had sexualized a 9 year old, I died a little inside.

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[–]damngravity 2 points3 points ago

She was like 16 when they filmed or something

[–]retrominge 2 points3 points ago

I thought I'd forgotten about this :(

[–]TeKaeS 0 points1 point ago

nice

[–]Jaboomaphoo 1 point2 points ago

Thank you so much. I forgot this existed.

[–]Tofinochris 0 points1 point ago

LOLLIPOP CAKE WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

[–]NoLegsLunatic 35 points36 points ago

TIL that Birdman is the CEO of Cash Money records and is reportedly worth over 125mill; he also owns a mansion worth approx. 15mil in Miami and another condo worth 30mil again in Miami!

His permanent diamond teeth are worth over 500k and he never leaves home without millions worth of jewellery. He also owns a collection of black diamond jewlerry each piece worth a few hundred thousand give or take!

It's recently reported that he spent 8mil on the one-off Maybach Exelero coupe! Along with his custom red Bugatti worth about 2.5mil he has a car collection worth an estimated 15-25mil.

He personally lost 20 houses and 50 cars including 2 Maybachs and 4 Ferraris during hurricane Katrina.

He is currently ranked amongst the top 5 rappers in the world and by age 22 he had a networth of approx. 40mil!

u mad?

[–]_jakeyy 34 points35 points ago

He didn't get the maybach exelero. It's worth 8 mil. You're right about that. He offered them 12 mil for it and they wouldn't sell it to him. He is ranked in the top RICHEST rappers, not best.

[–]Wuggeh 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, he's even worse than Wayne, in my opinion.

[–]NoDayzOff 10 points11 points ago

At least Wayne was nice at some point in history. Birdman always been wack.

[–]blarglefwoop 2 points3 points ago

Agreed - everyone who hates Wayne nowadays needs to listen to Tha Carter 2 and at least afford him a modicum of respect for producing that CD. It's a classic in my book.

To be 100% clear though, he does fucking suck now.

[–]iammolotov 4 points5 points ago

In everyone's opinion

FTFY. And that's not to say anything about Wayne (though I do seem to like him more than most here), just that Birdman is that bad.

[–]JT96 2 points3 points ago

His voice is cool though

[–]lLoveLamp 8 points9 points ago

TIL exclamation points can be very detrimental to facts credibility

[–]Jaboomaphoo 7 points8 points ago

You forgot that he also has a cool homeboy who bakes cakes. Nigga is wealthy.

[–]CounterPillow 15 points16 points ago

Clearly the music industry is dying with all this piracy.

[–]braderoar 8 points9 points ago

He got rich off of other rappers by starting the Cash Money label. His albums have done alright but the majority of his money comes from his artists through the contracts they sign.

He also gets a cut of the Young Money label which is "run" by Lil Wayne. Dude's a businessman first, rapper second.

Several artists have actually left the Cash Money label due to shady management/not getting paid, see BG, Mannie Fresh, etc....

[–]TheMightyDane 6 points7 points ago

AKA old school rich like Dr. Dre or Russel Simmons style.

[–]Elxir 5 points6 points ago

You just ruined it by saying "u mad?"

[–]Is_this_thing_on 0 points1 point ago

Lil Wayne had a little something to do with that too. He's been rapping for the dude since he was 13.

[–]Trindal 0 points1 point ago

I wanna know what happened to those Ferraris in Katrina. I doubt they just floated out to sea and sank to the bottom of the ocean.

[–]whitenoisegeneration 0 points1 point ago

I must have missed the annual rap rankings this year. Link plz?

[–]DUELETHERNETbro 17 points18 points ago

Young Money Cake Making Bitch'

[–]jamesmac42 15 points16 points ago

ITT white kids attempt ebonics.

[–]sikwidit21 8 points9 points ago

You Misappreciated Cake My Brutha.

[–]ihaverocketlegs 26 points27 points ago

I looked at his sweater for a long time, trying to figure out what YMCMB stands for. For a second I thought "Yummy? My cake might be!" was right. Then I thought "Oh my god I'm such an idiot."

[–]TheKneeOfTheArrow 15 points16 points ago

Well... What does it stand for?

[–]cyclenaut 53 points54 points ago

young money cash money billionaires

[–]simeon94 88 points89 points ago

Well that's just fucking retarded.

[–]mithoviel 11 points12 points ago

Understatement.

[–]circle_ 9 points10 points ago

Is this actually it or did you come up with that?

[–]SHYS7IE 20 points21 points ago

It's real, Young Money is Lil Wayne's label, and Cash Money is Bridman's label that owns Young Money.

[–]steelbydesign 3 points4 points ago

Hmm... I wonder what made them get into rap?

[–]Ljungan 2 points3 points ago

It is true lol. Google young Money records or cash money records and see for yourself!

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[–]SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE -1 points0 points ago

Cash Money Millionaires were a rap 'supergroup' that included both Birdman and Lil' Wayne (pictured here)

Cash Money Records is Birdman's record label

Young Money is Lil' Wayne's record label.

If you weren't aware, Lil' Wayne is Birdman's son.

The worth of Young Money + Cash Money businesses, + the collective worth of all signed rappers under each label, probably equals a Billion dollars.

[–]not_a_temp_account 22 points23 points ago

I assumed it was something like:

  • You May Call Me Bro.

  • You Might Call Me a Bitch.

  • Yo Momma Choked My Boner.

[–]kitkatmusic 4 points5 points ago

it's definitely Yo Momma Choked (on) My Boner.

[–]lLoveLamp 0 points1 point ago

Young Men Cake-Munching, Bro

[–]9ren 3 points4 points ago

https://www.google.com/search?q=YMCMB

Google works especially well for pop culture stuff. Just "YM" even brings it up among the suggest-results (3rd).

[–]mokacoffay 0 points1 point ago

You may caress my balls.

[–]kitkatmusic 0 points1 point ago

highthoughts......

[–]feekington 17 points18 points ago

He's all iced out.

[–]Nefeera 10 points11 points ago

I swear it's so sad when someone puts effort into something and is then unappreciated.

[–]Lovebeard 15 points16 points ago

I like how tattoos compliment black people's natural complexion in most cases. Those tattoos on a white guy would look...well, disagreeable to my tastes.

[–]iLuvRJs 4 points5 points ago

I've never seen someone look so unhappy while holding such a delicious treat in their hands!!

[–]lLoveLamp 2 points3 points ago

But then who brings a cake into a club

[–]ihaveajobtodo 2 points3 points ago

Yo My Cake My Bitch

[–]Everydayilearnsumtin 4 points5 points ago

What's that thing on his left forehead?

It looks like a little campfire with smoke on top of it.

[–]troyyya 8 points9 points ago

He looks like the most normal person in the pic in my opinion. Lil Wayne is one weird looking human being

[–]SavageSvage 7 points8 points ago

Well duh, he says he is a Martian. He's not a normal human being.

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 7 points8 points ago

If by weird you mean ugly as fuck.

[–]smugdragon 9 points10 points ago

[–]maximusprime7 4 points5 points ago

I thought you niggas said we be gettin baked up in here?

[–]ryunii 3 points4 points ago

Looks like the woman is using eye laser on the cake dude's head.

[–]ItsLikeAHoppityHop 2 points3 points ago

YMCMB=Yo my cake's made bitches...

[–]geordilaforge 2 points3 points ago

Got dat dough...

...gonna make a cake!

[–]kobekramer1 2 points3 points ago

I think there's a wild charmeleon behind the cake guy.

[–]CdubWillia -1 points0 points ago

I'm pretty sure that glowing red person behind them is going to explode. But hey what do I know?

[–]rossHousin 5 points6 points ago

Haha, this photo is so subtly hilarious. The cultural undertones are what get me. God-forbid you just hold a cake for someone on their birthday, this guy is probably ready to shoot someone if they test his manhood as a result of the cake.

[–]albequirky 2 points3 points ago

Black people are so easily agitated! Haha look how silly they are, protecting their egos. We are far superior to them!

[–]fibonacci_theta 3 points4 points ago

hey guys you are downvoting the wrong post.

[–]rossHousin 2 points3 points ago

It really wasn't a statement about color, but instead the urban, hip hop bravado that seems to come part and parcel to being in that culture. I would venture to guess that if that guy were white he would probably be acting even "harder," due to his need for acceptance that existed before the cake even arrived.

[–]SparkleRhino 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry lil' nigga, it'll be alright

[–]KazamaSmokers 0 points1 point ago

Ha ha. No Redditors want to admit they don't know what YMCMB means because Redditors are all hard 'n' ghetto.

[–]razrad 1 point2 points ago

Young Money Cake Maker Billionaire

[–]petey_petey 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure this song is dedicated to this.

[–]kleptophobiac 1 point2 points ago

TIL Todd Bridges has a new set to hang with.

[–]drukus 2 points3 points ago

Tears of a Rapper!

I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious. Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes. Not one of them thinks about the way I feel. Nobody compliments the meal.

[–]Scranjilob 1 point2 points ago

Ya coulda said somethin' nice about my profiteroles

[–]RabbitHats 1 point2 points ago

Cake my cake while I cake that cake.

[–]adolar 0 points1 point ago

Find this one and other recipes here.

[–]94CM 1 point2 points ago

………Is his head starting to go up in flames?

[–]hiphophippopotamus 0 points1 point ago

He's just looking to see if there's any free space on lil Wayne for more tattoos. He thinks there isn't.

[–]SwaYer64 -1 points0 points ago

Master Chef: Somalia

[–]silvahawk 0 points1 point ago

This gave me a good laugh from deep within. I think perhaps too much. My sides are hurting.

[–]RabbleRabble668 1 point2 points ago

Props for not putting the punch line in the title

[–]jmlipper99 -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else notice the super tall black girls in the back?

[–]310jewel 0 points1 point ago

I see quite a few cake boys in this picture.

[–]310jewel 1 point2 points ago

I seriously have and I seriously can never do it again.

[–]kingsizeeverything 0 points1 point ago

Poor guy.

[–]nerocaesar 0 points1 point ago

You guys can joke, but cake is serious business! You might think he looks funny now, but you'll be mad as hell when you have no cake to eat later.

[–]kimols -1 points0 points ago

Relax nigga, shawty love them cakes

[–]steelbydesign 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at this for like 20 minutes.

[–]Barack-OJimmy 0 points1 point ago

Leave it to Theo Huxtable to bake a cake and bring it to a gangster party.

[–]Sgt_Sarcastic 0 points1 point ago

You Might Catch Me Baking

[–]Sneakers_0Toole 1 point2 points ago

brilliant

[–]Pharose 0 points1 point ago

I guess it's safe to assume that cake has Wayne's name on it?

[–]butt_soup 0 points1 point ago

Dear god, what is he doing to that cigar?

[–]Mainman16 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if I laughed too hard to this or not enough.

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

this gangster stuff is hilarious. if you get to know them, you realize they're trying so hard to pretend to be like this. i knew this guy in blood and one day i was kinda making fun of him but he didn't know it when i asked

"so how come you're not wearing red." he says,"i got sick of wearing the same color all the time."

[–]LolFishFail 0 points1 point ago

Oh my... I just laughed myself to tears.

bravo!

[–]Orange_Wolf 0 points1 point ago

Somebody needs to pass that man the blunt

[–]Pkm_Trainer_Noah 0 points1 point ago

Is that a cupcake magic?

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 0 points1 point ago

Did you really repost this from today?

[–]Cereena69 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]Mr_Senator666 0 points1 point ago

They would fuck with that cupcake if there was weed in it.