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[–]SirCannonFodder 610 points611 points ago

The "always wears the same outfit" thing could be a way to beat the paparazzi; if he's always wearing the same clothes, it makes it a lot harder to tell when a photograph was taken, making it less valuable to tabloids. Daniel Radcliffe does the same thing.

[–]somethingisnotok 304 points305 points ago

or he's a program. after all.

[–]justinsayin 256 points257 points ago

Or, that's just a guy that look a lot like Keanu, dressed up for winning a Halloween contest.

[–]staythepath 74 points75 points ago

Or it's a lizard dressed up as a human dressed up as Keanu so he can win a Halloween contest that will somehow help him take over the human race. You never know man.

[–]Logue1021 4 points5 points ago

I love when links describe what picture you're linking in it's filename, so I don't even have to click it and know what you've posted.

[–]Handout 17 points18 points ago

I'm tellin' you guys he's a chicken!! A giant chicken!

[–]lillowtree 3 points4 points ago

He's not a man, he's a Chicken Boo!

[–]row_to_shore 3 points4 points ago

He wears a disguise to look like human guys...

[–]Dave_Hulud 20 points21 points ago

No, he's only human.

[–]mijamala1 44 points45 points ago

Or is he dancer?

[–]aarghIforget 6 points7 points ago

You see? He is just a man.

[–]ferfecksakes 2 points3 points ago

Of flesh and blood he's made.

[–]Solitarius 20 points21 points ago

"we're you listening to me, or posing with the six slutty Asian ninja turtles?"

[–]goomonkey 10 points11 points ago

"look again" - BOOM!! - They all wrecked their Hyundais

[–]Evanderson 9 points10 points ago

Clothes are pretty expensive in the Matrix.

[–]xanatos451 7 points8 points ago

So, do I have to be the one to ask, "How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?"

[–]r3nagade 17 points18 points ago

"unfortunately no one can be told how much clothes cost in the matrix, you have to see it for yourself"

[–]xanatos451 10 points11 points ago

I'm saving up for robot legs though...

[–]LongDongSchlongers 6 points7 points ago

It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

[–]punkminkis 2 points3 points ago

I wish in this case "There are no clothes! Then you'll see, it's not clothes on the girls, it's only you"

[–]freerdj 27 points28 points ago

I like to think all his pictures are just from one crazy day.

[–]E-Step 8 points9 points ago

Jude Law did it too.

[–]borahorzagobuchol 23 points24 points ago

He could be acting out a existential meditation on the Nietzchean concept of eternal recurrence. This is an attempt by Reeves to create a life worthy eternal confirmation by disposing of the materialist-driven fashion of changing the outward appearance whilst simultaneously the inner being atrophies in a life of absurd routine.

Yeah, it's probably about the papaprazzi.

[–]iamadogforreal 7 points8 points ago

Lets say tomorrow you have $200 million dollars. Lets say you have about 18 months where you go crazy, have parties, buy expensive things, etc then it becomes tiresome. What do you think you'd do once you realize you have incredible wealth and don't really need to worry about social norms all the time?

Just buy 50 copies of the same fucking outfit and wear the hell out of them. Why bother with fashion? Why bother with shaving? Fuck it. Caring about those things is for the little people.

[–]DJTimeless 54 points55 points ago

Dude never ages

[–]HansUdermacher 93 points94 points ago

Been waiting a LONG time to bust this bad boy out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEubt6HpGhs

[–]kuphinit 18 points19 points ago

[–]SunbathingJackdaw 21 points22 points ago

That's a damn fine movie.

[–]kuphinit 14 points15 points ago

It really is. I love the dialogue.

[–]romistrub 14 points15 points ago

I was really into the action scenes...

[–]LoveOfProfit 7 points8 points ago

I watched it for the special effects.

[–]SuziGlass 5 points6 points ago

Alexander the Great looks like Daron Malakian

[–]Moonstrife 2 points3 points ago

Paul Mounet died of heart disease. It wasn't mysterious, his body was found, and there are well-known pictures of him being old.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9904E1DC1E30EE3ABC4952DFB4668389639EDE

[–]the_cereal_killer 7 points8 points ago

2 karma points. totally worth the wait.

[–]czhunc 180 points181 points ago

Yes, but why are there six ninja turtles?

[–]aequitas3 195 points196 points ago

You forgot the lost Gold ninja turtle. Liberace.

[–]Hanzitheninja 60 points61 points ago

look at them, they can have as many turtles as they want!

[–]pube13 28 points29 points ago

Six identical ninja turtles. Each more identical than the last

[–]MrRicey 9 points10 points ago

They're supposed to be ninja turtles?

[–]snipsnip 5 points6 points ago

six slutty ninja turtles.

[–]DragonWormCurtis 17 points18 points ago

Teenage Mutant Ninja Jailbait! Hookers in a Half-Shell!

[–]jaedalus 235 points236 points ago

[–]rgeguypic 113 points114 points ago

[–]rarely_coherent 87 points88 points ago

So...yeah...sexy Asian ninja turtles and Keanu.

I have had this dream before and I am likely to have it again.

I am not ashamed.

[–]javabrewer 22 points23 points ago

You are becoming increasingly efficient at it.

[–]xuanxuan 21 points22 points ago

The hands say party but his face is serious business.

[–]s0crates82 9 points10 points ago

Keanu is very serious about partying the fuck down.

[–]loveplumber 21 points22 points ago

looks like he's immune to that intense multi-girl-photo compound gravity effect too

[–]HaosPoyo 11 points12 points ago

I wondered how loud the "excellent" was with Ted 'Theodore' Logan and six ninja turtles.

[–]POTUS 6 points7 points ago

You put the wrong name in quotes. Just sayin'.

[–]coilla 14 points15 points ago

This picture bothers me because

The Number of Ninja Turtles in this picture is TOO DAMN HIGH

[–]like9mexicans 0 points1 point ago

This is the only comment in the thread I support.

[–]Bitemarkz 6 points7 points ago

As much as I want to believe that this is Keanu, is it possible that it's just a Halloween costume? He looks just enough NOT like Keanu for that to be the case. Although if it IS a halloween costume, it's a fucking doppelganger.

[–]Dramatic_Sans 7 points8 points ago

It's actually neither; it is, in fact, the worst splinter costume I have ever seen.

[–]CerpinTaxes 0 points1 point ago

What if it's Keanu's halloween costume?

He dresses up as sad keanu.

[–]Jaboomaphoo 199 points200 points ago

That quote is complete bs. His reaction to sad Keanu was actually something like (paraphrasing) "I'm actually very happy but thank you for for all your well wishes"

[–]Soccer21x 41 points42 points ago

[–]unwanted_puppy 7 points8 points ago

I would like to marry Keanu Reeves.

[–]AustinPowers 31 points32 points ago

What a class act.

[–]Jaboomaphoo 38 points39 points ago

He really is. He said that after some people tried to raise money to donate to him and his sister after somebody posted a similar infographic trying to explain Sad Keanu. He then said that he felt that he and his sister would be happier if that money was donated directly to cancer research or charity instead of him as he didn't need it.

[–]mainsworth 12 points13 points ago

He also gave a ton of his Matrix's earnings to everyone who worked on the film.

[–]Bearmanly 1 point2 points ago

Didn't he buy pretty much everyone who worked on that movie a motorcycle, or am I thinking of something else?

[–]Danger-Close 18 points19 points ago

Good guy Keanu, is depressed as fuck but still tells people that ask that he's very happy.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 10 points11 points ago

Also he's a nice dude ...

[–]pppppppppp2 22 points23 points ago

aww poor keanu

[–]Vee_Vee 46 points47 points ago

I believe everything this shitty infographic says!!!

[–]drak0 88 points89 points ago

Shitty or not, a lot of these "facts" are actually true. They missed on points like donating millions of dollars to the FX team on the matrix because he felt the work deserved better pay.

The cake one and his "quote" may be BS, but the rest is certainly true. I remember the first time I learned how much of a humble guy he was that i felt like shit for bashing him like most people do.

[–]LotusPuddle 9 points10 points ago

That thing was so poorly written it made me extra sad

[–]AphoticSketch 5 points6 points ago

At least it wasn't written in Comic Sans.

[–]silentmikhail 16 points17 points ago

I just want to give him a hug. I've always said this about him, Sandra Bullock seems to be the only woman fit for him shes strong enough for him emotionally and has known him since Speed. The chemistry is there and she's single.

[–]Jaboomaphoo 53 points54 points ago

Do you know these people personally? Because otherwise that's kinda weird...

[–]Jesr216 55 points56 points ago

I've seen Ms. Congeniality at least 19 times. So yes, I know her personally.

[–]nenjiavero 4 points5 points ago

I just want to give them a hug

[–]tragic-waste-of-skin 3 points4 points ago

Whoa.

[–]vrrmason 13 points14 points ago

Two Raphs and Leos? Fuckin bitches.

[–]devilsadvocated 7 points8 points ago

To be fair, he's surrounded by gorgeous Asian women (and possibly a token white chic)... I think he's doing it right.

[–]CylonGlitch 2 points3 points ago

If he had any game he's be doing it right, left, forward, backward, up and down...

[–]ChubakasBush 3 points4 points ago

Party on Ted.

[–]ChimRichles 1 point2 points ago

I think those girls wanted to look like whores a lot more than they wanted to look like Ninja Turtles. They did a good job.

[–]Ayodep 6 points7 points ago

I think I'd rather run into your friends instead...

[–]9sp7ky3 4 points5 points ago

Michelangelo was always my favorite turtle.

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

Ask the Michaelangelo what their costume is, I bet you they won't answer with "Michaelangelo"

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 5 points6 points ago

You must be a hit a Halloween parties.

[–]rainbowsandlove 9 points10 points ago

There is no Michaelangelo in that photo. There is Donatello, two Leonardos, two Raphaels and the one with the golden mask who isn't a ninja turtle.

[–]karnoculars 20 points21 points ago

Look at the shiny material they are using, gold was the closest color to orange. She's holding nunchucks, ffs.

I'm aware you may have been joking, but I've seen this "gold" comment multiple times in this thread already. As far as I'm concerned, her costume is excellent.

[–]Vsx 5 points6 points ago

Cowabunga.

[–]9sp7ky3 1 point2 points ago

You're probably right....not happy about this any more.

[–]syst3mgrl 3 points4 points ago

Yes, but do slutty ninja turtles have a clue who Rocksteady is?

[–]InHarmsWay 1 point2 points ago

Man, Keanu really likes to be casual when not on a movie set.

I respect that.

[–]Sternenfuchs 2 points3 points ago

Would be way cooler if they ran into this guy

[–]ReverendBlue 0 points1 point ago

Teenage Mutant Sexy Philippino Ninja Turtles

[–]idontwannagrowup2 0 points1 point ago

Just as easy to fap to...with or without Keanu

[–]mattimeo_ 0 points1 point ago

Slutty TMNT? Is nothing sacred?!

[–]yettie 1 point2 points ago

It's a look...

[–]Samurai_Mo 0 points1 point ago

Does nobody notice how confused he is?

[–]gkiltz 1 point2 points ago

As long as he realizes that green number isn't his style.

[–]peanieone 0 points1 point ago

Looking at his pose in the photo, I can't help but think of this

[–]SpagNMeatball 1 point2 points ago

At first I couldn't figure out whether your sexy Ninja Turtle friends ran into Keanu Reeves or your friend dressed as Keanu ran into sexy Ninja turtles.

Either way its cool.

[–]Ohas86 0 points1 point ago

Soo hot ohh Keanu

[–]eldovaking 1 point2 points ago

Jackpot asian girls!

[–]burntham77 0 points1 point ago

Nothing in that photo makes sense.

[–]carly14 0 points1 point ago

he looks like he has no idea what the fuck is going on lol

[–]EntropyJunkie 0 points1 point ago

You have an incredible group of friends.

[–]gammaburn 0 points1 point ago

"Aww man, this is just like that time I fought all those Smiths :C"

[–]soladeda 0 points1 point ago

Your friends seem really nice

[–]FourCounters 0 points1 point ago

May be we really are in the Matrix ! !

[–]olblueeyes937 0 points1 point ago

That must be the new thing in Holloywood, where the same outfit everyday. Kevin Smith wears the same exact out everyday aswell. Has a closet full of the same hockey jerseys

[–]MEMOJKR 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe you're friends with Keanu! And of course Ninja Turtles always wear the same thing, there's no dry cleaning options in the sewer.

[–]unlimitednights 1 point2 points ago

"Ah, uh... yeah, picture... sure."

[–]bohemian03 0 points1 point ago

where was this taken?

[–]drewbowski22 0 points1 point ago

Is this the cast of his new martial arts film?

[–]quitar -1 points0 points ago

The Raph on the right can have my slice of pizza.....if you know what I mean.

[–]Keebtree -1 points0 points ago

I guess no one wanted to be the dumb turtle? Michaelangelo was a bit of a derp. Edit - accidentally, smartphone and all that

[–]madeoin 1 point2 points ago

Well I know actors like Daniel Radcliffe wear the same clothes over and over again to prevent paparazzi constantly taking pictures of him.

Because he constantly where's the same outfit. it annoys the paparazzi due to the fact they cannot sell photos of him to tabloids etc. because they all look the same.

[–]zzaman 1 point2 points ago

There's 6 girl turtles.

I have named them.

Livitha Emeline Catherine Agnes Rafaella Donatella

[–]kwizzle 0 points1 point ago

And more importantly when the fuck did there start to be a brown ninja turtle?

[–]redroseplague 0 points1 point ago

Screw him, how do i get to know your friends.

[–]WhitePostIt -1 points0 points ago

Are they supposed to be sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

[–]sqazm 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or does he still look terribly depressed? I kinda feel bad for the guy because I don't recall ever seeing him look happy in a photo.

[–]FuckingHateRedditors 0 points1 point ago

Look at who I downvoted today!

[–]DogDay 0 points1 point ago

Worked for Steve..

[–]ClemHD 0 points1 point ago

Id like to meet your friends

[–]remote_production 0 points1 point ago

I ran into him a few weeks after the Sad Keanu meme came about.He was wearing the exact outfit and it was about 95+ degrees out, end of July. He was sitting on the sidewalk in NYC. I thought he was a homeless guy at first. I stopped and looked back. He wasn't doing anything so I introduced myself. He was really nice. After we went our separate ways he almost got hit by a car crossing the street. The driver was about to yell at him then it just hit him, "I almost hit Neo!". Good guy Keanu, walks out in the middle of traffic, apologizes for being an idiot.

[–]r3vOG 0 points1 point ago

I have never wished I was Keanu more than right now.

[–]ParisPC07 0 points1 point ago

I hate when people put their thumbs out when they do that gesture.

[–]JTheDoc 0 points1 point ago

Or he went as a meme for Halloween. Also, those woman, Nice.

[–]Slingshot20 0 points1 point ago

He defies gravity, I mean look at those chicks

[–]me-tan 0 points1 point ago

Rock on Keanu. He plays bass iirc...

[–]_Molotov_Cocktease_ 0 points1 point ago

That is too many Ninja Turtles.

[–]Danny_Bomber -1 points0 points ago

the Michelangelo one is the only one worth anything!

[–]dasthegreen 0 points1 point ago

His hands are huge!

[–]OldLordBrocktree 0 points1 point ago

This is a perfect example of gravity is stronger on girls than guys in a picture.

[–]WhiskeyAbuse -1 points0 points ago

Teenage mutant ninja hookers

[–]reed5point0 0 points1 point ago

"QUICK I better make some other face than usual, and make these sign language hands to seem metal or the internets gonna keep calling me sad.

[–]piffpoff 0 points1 point ago

nice, but i would have prefered to run into your friends.

[–]oxygn 0 points1 point ago

Keanu is the man

[–]bishop67 0 points1 point ago

I know Kung Fu....

[–]m1kepro 1 point2 points ago

Proof positive that a smile always looks better than duckface. I counted five beauties, a homeless guy, and a duck.

[–]syntheticwisdom 0 points1 point ago

Speaking of wearing the same outfits, i have never seen anyone but Asian women wearing those particular TMNT costumes

[–]rexchurko 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD! Are you actually friends with Keanu Reeves?

[–]errbodiesmad 0 points1 point ago

Is he drunk? He looks mad spaced out.

[–]ryanoh 0 points1 point ago

Got a few too many turtles there, girls.

[–]DownWithTheSickness 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Reeves, your friends are the ones who have it going on!

[–]radio4235 0 points1 point ago

not sure if David Grohl or Keanu Reeves

[–]lastexileLP 1 point2 points ago

Keanu is the least interesting part of that photo.

[–]Carps182 0 points1 point ago

I'm assuming this pic was taken near southern Cal or UCLA.

[–]JMMY90 0 points1 point ago

He looks pretty toasted? did you your friends find him at the bar or something?

[–]PsychoticMormon 0 points1 point ago

There are only 4 ninja turtles but 6 of these girls.

One of the extras needs to be sexy splinter and another sexy bepop

[–]pakron 0 points1 point ago

Can your friends be my friends?

[–]lilbowski 0 points1 point ago

Nah, just going as sad Keanu for Halloween.

[–]dylan6804 0 points1 point ago

Your friends are hot. Can I have her their numbers?

[–]1mannARMEE 0 points1 point ago

At the same time on /r/keanuereeves
"Look who I ran into this weekend (aren't they gorgeous??)!"

[–]PolardOOd 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly I like the ninja turtles a lot more.

[–]TheBigMost 1 point2 points ago

I love Dave Grohl

[–]rmcnamaraa 0 points1 point ago

I'm more interested in your friends

[–]Covert8645 0 points1 point ago

I want to be your friends' friend.

[–]kikage 0 points1 point ago

If it works why change it?

[–]jmiggidy88 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Neo. Who are your friends? Tell em I said "heyeyey! Whats uuuup?"

[–]theotherface 0 points1 point ago

cute asian chicks in sexy ninja turtles costumes? That's enough to make me overlook the fact that there are two extra turtles.

[–]inspirestrikesback 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather run into your friends..

[–]DroppaMaPants 0 points1 point ago

Did he get to sex all of them?

[–]ChimRichles 0 points1 point ago

Those are the best Ninja Turtle costumes I've ever seen anyone make who's never heard of the Ninja Turtles before.

[–]Felord 0 points1 point ago

Oh Charlamagne, as an Immortal the clothing itself is one with him, he can change but that outfit is just his standard Time Lord outfit.

[–]crkhobbit 0 points1 point ago

Forget Keanu. Post more pictures of, um, your friends' halloween costumes.

[–]PhotoshopMogul 0 points1 point ago

That's just some dude dressed up like him

[–]80sweens 0 points1 point ago

they all know kung fu

[–]Son_of_Samus 0 points1 point ago

I'd hit it. All seven of them.

[–]jerbear1978 0 points1 point ago

Casey Jones?

[–]Vanilla_Dreams 0 points1 point ago

There is no gold ninja turtle. Your friend is a phony.

[–]TheLostOne3 1 point2 points ago

WHY DIDN'T YOU LIKE BEBOP'S COSTUME?

[–]firstclassshitposter 0 points1 point ago

I would have relations with all 7 of those individuals.

[–]smilles 0 points1 point ago

I downvote your friends for wearing shitty slutty ninja turtles outfits while duckfacing.

[–]TheBeast1981 0 points1 point ago

Teenage Asian Ninja Slutties

[–]Arkadii 0 points1 point ago

Your friend ran into the ninja turtles?

[–]RocketRedRocket 1 point2 points ago

Pictured - 6 people who have never watched TMNT

[–]lillasnigeln 0 points1 point ago

i would like to have asian friends :(

[–]deathtoEA 0 points1 point ago

did anyone else think Nic Cage for a split second?

[–]xTRYPTAMINEx 0 points1 point ago

Once again, a show of how good costumes have been ruined.

[–]tsshmattb 0 points1 point ago

i hate when people defile TMNT

[–]februaryrich 0 points1 point ago

This guy has the best beard ever

[–]chaschaschas 1 point2 points ago

i would much rather run into your friends than Keanu Reeves

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is that Keanu Reeves??

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

I like how one girl went all out and got swords

[–]dubdubdubdot 0 points1 point ago

I would so try to use my fame to score an orgy...

[–]SOBRAVE___FU74923jnf -1 points0 points ago

Let's play everyones favorite game: ASIAN OR MEXICAN?

[–]quierotacos 0 points1 point ago

The man's been alive for over 200 years, give him a break

[–]kliks 0 points1 point ago

One of your friends is Sasha Gray?

[–]bonesmccoy 0 points1 point ago

he looks like hes tired of living.

[–]sirocon 0 points1 point ago

RIP Non-Slutty TMNT :'(

[–]lizbethblues 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know they made girlified Ninja turtle costumes. Neat.