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Bitter New Yorkers (i.imgur.com)

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[–]rytis[S] 94 points95 points ago

but it'll still end up costing a fortune

[–]snoharm 55 points56 points ago

And ruin my October.

[–]Sleepy_One 14 points15 points ago

I only rooted for you guys because Ichiro joined your team this season. And then you couldn't even deliver. Fix yourselves.

[–]Canadia86 5 points6 points ago

Yo, on the reals, someone get Ichiro a ring.

[–]elmariachi304 5 points6 points ago

95 wins this year FIX IT

[–]bookey23 5 points6 points ago

Made it to the ALCS. FIX IT!

[–]n1njapanda -1 points0 points ago

With their budget they should do it every year.

Speaking as a fan of a team that tried (and failed) at having a big budget.

[–]bookey23 3 points4 points ago

Big budgets only work if you spend the money the right way. Knicks and Rangers fans know this all too well... (I'm a knicks and rangers fan)

[–]n1njapanda 1 point2 points ago

Fucking Jim Dolan...let's try and forget that era.

[–]bookey23 0 points1 point ago

Well, the Rangers seem to be out of that era, but the Knicks are still in the thick of it.

[–]englishdouspeakit 0 points1 point ago

CUNT jew CUNT jew
Nigger faggot CUNT jew
CUNT jew CUNT jew
Nigger faggot THAT'S YOU!!!

[–]random_digital 26 points27 points ago

It's a Giant storm and it just swept through Detroit...

I made myself sad.

[–]ColbyM777 0 points1 point ago

It's okay bud... we tried to stop it, too.
At least we put up a fight... at first. -Cardinals fan

[–]JollyRogers40 9 points10 points ago

Just like how Browns Stadium is the safest place to be during a tornado. They never get a touchdown there!

[–]TheKingInTheNorth 9 points10 points ago

I grew up in an drunk household and hopped from abusive foster home to abusive foster home.

Then a judge finally agreed to let me be adopted by the Cleveland Browns and it's been great. They don't beat anybody!

[–]ARabidMonkee 1 point2 points ago

Hey, quit being right, it hurts.

[–]logicalthinker1 7 points8 points ago

or hurricane pirates: This time it's for real until it collapses into nothing at the very end.

[–]llaki 13 points14 points ago

You kidding me? Season is over. A-Rod is hitting on everything that moves!

[–]brokenarrow 5 points6 points ago

He didn't wait.

[–]aacfsfgdp 8 points9 points ago

Hurricane Prince.

[–]twistedmind1586 7 points8 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]rwingvr6 11 points12 points ago

He didn't hit shit in the playoffs either.

[–]evixir 0 points1 point ago

As a Brewer fan, this pleases me.

[–]three_dee 26 points27 points ago

He did get 1 hit in the World Series though, which is something no Brewer has done in 30 years.

[–]evixir 1 point2 points ago

Ouch. Touche.

[–]somanyvoices 4 points5 points ago

They should call it Romney so it will change directions.

[–]klaq 2 points3 points ago

And as usual everything in the world revolves around the Yankees.

[–]three_dee -1 points0 points ago

That's a good thing, when it's about them being humiliated.

[–]benreeper 2 points3 points ago

How does one humiliate multi-millionaires living a life most of us can only dream about?

[–]three_dee 0 points1 point ago

Or alternatively, "The Yankees"

[–]Mr_D_Lineman 0 points1 point ago

You could name it the Sanchez. It throws a lot but can't hit anything.

[–]staiano -2 points-1 points ago

Ah not bitter. Hating ARoid is not based out of bitterness :)

[–]three_dee 0 points1 point ago

Bitter New Yorkers

Not bitter New Yorkers; bitter Yankee fans. Very close to half the population of New York was delighted the Yankees lost in epic humiliating fashion.

[–]wallychamp 7 points8 points ago

Mets Fans: "There are dozens of us... dozens!"

[–]three_dee 0 points1 point ago

http://maristpoll.marist.edu/330-more-yanks-than-mets-fans-in-nyc-%E2%80%A6-yanks-prepared-for-season-mets-not-so-much/

30% x 8 million people = 2.4 million = 200,000 dozen

[–]wallychamp 1 point2 points ago

Just a joke bruv. I have to give it to you that a far greater percentage of Mets fans I know can name their starting 9 on any given day than Yankees fans I know.

[–]three_dee 1 point2 points ago

I know. I was returning joke fire. I've gone back and forth with you in the past and I don't take it personally. Plus, you're a Big Blue fan.

[–]wallychamp 0 points1 point ago

Right on, I recognized your username but couldn't remember if I got in a joke argument or a real argument with you. I spend way too much time arguing sports on this cockamamie site.

[–]benreeper 0 points1 point ago

Half? So 2 million is half the population of the tri-state area?

[–]three_dee 0 points1 point ago

Half? So 2 million is half the population of the tri-state area?

I didn't just mean Mets fans; there's also the transplanted New Yorkers who root for other teams, and the people who don't care about baseball who just have to work with douchebag Yankee fans, and enjoy their failure.

Adding all that up gets you damn near 50%.

How does one humiliate multi-millionaires living a life most of us can only dream about?

Sweep them in four games and eliminate them from the playoffs?

[–]benreeper 0 points1 point ago

Not even close.

[–]shantm79 -4 points-3 points ago

Saw this on twitter, heard it on the radio... please be original.

[–]thenuge26 3 points4 points ago

If you are looking for original content on reddit...

...I am going to guess you can figure out the rest.

[–]caalsinceage4 2 points3 points ago

NO SHARING IDEAS GUYS, OKAY?!

[–]shantm79 1 point2 points ago

I've seen and heard this like 10 times, at least the OP should give credit where it's due.

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