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Hurricane Sandy (imgur.com)

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[–]zonination 66 points67 points ago

HI. BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ALL CAPS.

[–]opus666 27 points28 points ago

AND IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, WE'LL INCLUDE ANOTHER ALL CAPS FREE OF CHARGE.

[–]nomofica 19 points20 points ago

THAT'S TWO SETS OF ALL CAPS!

only pay shipping and handling

[–]chasefooo 2 points3 points ago

Haha I read the second part in that quiet fast deep voice

[–]Birdslapper -3 points-2 points ago

Hey scumbag, that second part wasn't in caps

[–]nomofica 12 points13 points ago

That's the catch.

[–]Birdslapper 5 points6 points ago

Damn telemarketers...

[–]BlueTurtleBrony 1 point2 points ago

And I thought I was the only guy who still insisted on making BILLY MAYS jokes.

[–]Palecrayon 120 points121 points ago

That's why 14 year olds shouldn't have kids

[–]konydanza 75 points76 points ago

Who needs parenting skills wen u got swag?

[–]jfc320 44 points45 points ago

lol, bra do u even lift?

[–]RogueMinutes 63 points64 points ago

Of course! This bra actually lifts and separates.

[–]Athene_Wins 2 points3 points ago

Isn't it better when they anti-seperate so you get a nice boobcleave?

[–]Romanator3000 2 points3 points ago

I've always wondered this

[–]aidan878 0 points1 point ago

fite me irl fgt i trane ufc u still wana fuk with me bitch?

[–]jfc320 0 points1 point ago

lulz bra my swagg will beat yo yolo

[–]aidan878 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]jfc320 0 points1 point ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

[–]MrIslander 0 points1 point ago

Do you not get the joke, or am I not getting your joke?

[–]Smalz22 84 points85 points ago

People on tumblr yell a lot.

[–]Lord_NiteShade 33 points34 points ago

Its because they listen to their music far too loud.

[–]DragonBonecrusher 12 points13 points ago

I listen to my music far too loud and I don't tell all the time.

Therefore, people on Twitter must be dead.

Edit: Deaf*

I'd change it, but I like it better that way.

[–]v3tine 17 points18 points ago

holy shit how did this get upvoted so much

[–]picklesnmypants 31 points32 points ago

When did it become cool or funny to talk like an idiot?

[–]HYPNOTOADASAURUS 15 points16 points ago

You're username is picklesnmypants..

[–]BourgeoisBanana 5 points6 points ago

*Your

[–]HYPNOTOADASAURUS 0 points1 point ago

Whoops don't know how I did that. I'll leave my shame up.

[–]picklesnmypants -2 points-1 points ago

And....?

[–]moar_noaw -2 points-1 points ago

It's actually you're*ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOADASAURUS

[–]brklynmark 4 points5 points ago

Since idiots

[–]NightOwl58 27 points28 points ago

Why does everyone type in all caps and completely ignore punctuation on tumblr?

[–]ViviGruenblatt[S] 22 points23 points ago

Because "YOLO"..

[–]dysgraphia_add 2 points3 points ago

Well not everyone, most of the pony art is clam and chill and such.

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous 7 points8 points ago

clam and chill

[–]awesomebbq 1 point2 points ago

just because it's ponies

[–]dysgraphia_add 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, most bronies tend to be chill guys.

[–]awesomebbq 0 points1 point ago

So is every other group.

edit: maybe not every.

[–]RedPhalcon 0 points1 point ago

like clamato!

[–]gratefularms 22 points23 points ago

Why does this get upvoted?

[–]blackgaff 14 points15 points ago

Because the teenagers liked to imagine this is real, and that they are smarter than their parents. It's same idiocy as the "My mom bought TV dinners" post.

edit: elementary grammar errors

[–]f03nix 11 points12 points ago

their parents

FTFY

[–]Stingerfreak 11 points12 points ago

Also , *than.

[–]blackgaff 0 points1 point ago

Blah...I always get that one wrong.

[–]blackgaff 0 points1 point ago

I feel sad inside....thank you for the correction.

[–]d3isgay 5 points6 points ago

/r/Iam14andthisisfunny

[–]ki_cz 5 points6 points ago

This is fucking awful...

[–]Colby347 4 points5 points ago

This isn't funny and it never happened. Almost no accounts from people on the internet being comical about YOLO ever happened.

The rest could be true but not the YOLO part.

[–]The_Dane 14 points15 points ago

This post gave me cancer

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 2 points3 points ago

Boom!

[–]rslashboord 8 points9 points ago

Would it be in poor taste to call these people "Swaggots"?

[–]blackgaff 6 points7 points ago

If you have to ask, yes.

[–]U2_is_gay -1 points0 points ago

And yet no

[–]Jaboomaphoo 0 points1 point ago

You too, are gay.

Or maybe you meant

You two are gay.

[–]Carnifax66 4 points5 points ago

What is this I don't even

[–]mctrigger 4 points5 points ago

this isnt funny or true

[–]spoolio 3 points4 points ago

And there it is: the worst post on Reddit.

You simply cannot do worse than posting an obviously fake Facebook screenshot, gratuitously featuring "YOLO" and "SWAG", telling an unfunny story extremely poorly, with a title piggybacking on a major news event. It's all uphill from here, folks.

[–]awesomebbq 1 point2 points ago

facebook

[–]MyShadesOnYourFace 4 points5 points ago

Everything seems to be in order here.

[–]brklynmark 0 points1 point ago

Natural selection

[–]stb14808 2 points3 points ago

Why is this upvoted.

[–]cheatreynold 3 points4 points ago

Relevant?

[–]blueberryyumyum96 4 points5 points ago

You know what never happened? This.

[–]mindaika -1 points0 points ago

At long last, the day of the #YOLOcaust has arrived.

[–]Crabhand 0 points1 point ago

His father isn't Julius Caesar. He has not acquired enough swag to survive a hurricane.

[–]andrey_shipilov 1 point2 points ago

I pray for commas, full stops and capslock removal tool.

[–]Arty_Yo 0 points1 point ago

Maybe the Hurricane is actually the rapture for people with "swag"? That'd be the day.

[–]DoktuhParadox -1 points0 points ago

Whoever designed that comment layout must have been a very angry man.

[–]hirajo 0 points1 point ago

I don't know where this forum is? :S it seems a lot of people link from it.. is this the next new cool thing?

[–]T-Train94 0 points1 point ago

But what if you could survive off of swag?

[–]Meow_mix_mania 0 points1 point ago

The post should be named YOLOcane Swagdy... No. Ok I'll leave now

[–]fatbuckel 0 points1 point ago

Darwinism.

[–]Hypoxicrain 0 points1 point ago

This angers me

[–]fractal7 1 point2 points ago

And if your family needs any sort of rescue help in the least, your dad will be screaming at the top of his lungs that he wasn't given adequate warning.

[–]DancesWithDaleks 1 point2 points ago

For real though, my uncle is staying at his New Jersey beach house through this shit. I think he's such a fucking asshole. Because if you get into trouble, the brave rescue workers have to risk their lives to save your ass. That is seriously your fault and if you wanna "wait it out" in an evac zone fine but you can't expect anyone to help you. Just my two cents.

[–]noeljaboy 3 points4 points ago

YEAH MAN FUCK YOUR UNCLE HE'S AN ASSHOLE

[–]ostinnelson -5 points-4 points ago

Me:hahahaha Swag

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 3 points4 points ago

the fuck?

[–]ostinnelson 0 points1 point ago

Only people who have seen Pony.MOV series will get...

[–]meatmaiden -2 points-1 points ago

XOXOYOLOXOXO

[–]Randall444 -1 points0 points ago

Survival of the mother fucking fittest.

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[–]blackgaff 4 points5 points ago

Oh, you're creating a book of idiotic internet posts too?

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