What Spiderman actually sits there doing.

Rotfiend · 2012-10-29T23:07:18+00:00

TIL that Spiderman has green LEDs instead of eyes.

jjh6x2 · 2012-10-30T03:27:00+00:00

why the FUCK is this wtf

Farmer_d · 2012-10-29T23:26:07+00:00

He also has a poster of Charlotte from Charlotte's Web

e8ghtmileshigh · 2012-10-30T02:46:20+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Apparently his Spidey Sense was tingling.	1^com	11^pts	3^mos	funny
Typed in "masturbating spiderman" on google.. Was not disappointed	8^coms	31^pts	1^mo	funny
Spider-Mans free time	2^coms	-4^pts	3^mos	funny
Move over Mary Jane...	253^coms	1212^pts	3^mos	WTF

source: karmadecay

nehpets96 · 2012-10-30T02:24:01+00:00

FUN FACT : Male spiders put a mixture of semen and web onto their pedipalps (basically spider hands) and then shove it into the female spider's vagina. Sometimes a pedipalp breaks off in there. Often, after mating, the female will eat the male.

arachnophilia · 2012-10-30T00:59:53+00:00

relevant.

GuyMumbles · 2012-10-30T02:48:22+00:00

His little "webslinger"

emlgsh · 2012-10-30T02:58:13+00:00

Dat thorax.

Dusk_v731 · 2012-10-30T03:44:36+00:00

Dat thorax.

KillaPeas · 2012-10-30T05:07:46+00:00

Nah, he's busy derailing wincest threads.

pheck5 · 2012-10-30T05:28:51+00:00

Isn't this what the original masturbating spider-man picture always implied?

rannie_pophe · 2012-10-30T06:30:43+00:00

So this is what he is doing right now after Toby got broke and got sued because of gambling.

Edited: Toby

walczyk · 2012-10-30T06:52:49+00:00

Doesn't the OPs terrible english make this post better?

Camelopardalus · 2012-10-29T23:33:24+00:00

I thought we had already decided that... Ya' know, masturbating and all...

ryanmcd81 · 2012-10-29T21:10:24+00:00

So....how do I shot web?

WTF

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