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[–]BethSheba 7 points8 points ago

No one has ever walked on Mars.

[–]konydanza 4 points5 points ago

And I thought we were smart enough to recognize sarcasm.

[–]Lord_NiteShade 1 point2 points ago

This is reverse anti-sarcasm. Its the Jedi Mind trick of the internet.

[–]Wtm09 1 point2 points ago

She can go first.

[–]Thomasl952 0 points1 point ago

Theoretically we could walk on the sun. However it would take billions upon tillions of years for the sun to cool after it turns into a White Dwarf. Although it would not be classified as a "sun" anymore.

[–]OBrien 0 points1 point ago

tillions

[–]thorns0014 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure the one on the bottom is making fun of her, but sarcasm does not work well in writing/typing.

[–]TempestOP 0 points1 point ago

Yahoo Answers never fail to disappoint me

[–]HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH 0 points1 point ago

[–]miianwilson 0 points1 point ago

Trolls trolling trolls.

[–]Dustypeace 0 points1 point ago

This may be a re post, but up-vote for adding the picture.

[–]I_Glow 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
It would have to be at night. 1com 0pts 1mo funny
Do you think we can walk on the sun? 1com -1pt 1mo funny
Not sure if serious. O_o 3coms 3pts 22dys funny
Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun? 10coms 10pts 22dys funny
The American School System At Work... 18coms 206pts 22dys facepalm
People are so stupid, why didn't they think of that? 5coms 5pts 22dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]TigerWylde -2 points-1 points ago

Look a several year old re post of a 20 year old "dumb pollok (pollock?) joke! haha.. haha..it's so heelarious!