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[–]dnalloheoj 59 points60 points ago

That's not a swish at all. Dog hit the rim at least twice.

[–]Ceejae 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, if it was a swish it would have been much less painful and everyone here wouldn't be on the brink of tears.

[–]iloveyousomuchgaycow 233 points234 points ago

This made me sad

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 63 points64 points ago

I feel like if I were a dog, I would have easily made the same mistake.

Fortunately, I am not a dog.

[–]Hiyo802 28 points29 points ago

Hello, Turbo Sloth.

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 13 points14 points ago

Hello!

[–]Hiyo802 5 points6 points ago

Now, why do I have you tagged as Turbo Sloth. I completely forget.

[–]innumerical 14 points15 points ago

Its flair, not a tag.

im not even sure that RES lets you tag people in a way thatd appear like that.

[–]Hiyo802 3 points4 points ago

Woah...what?

But... uhm... okay.

[–]Your-IQ-Report 31 points32 points ago

80

[–]norseman23 2 points3 points ago

This is actually a promising username, I hope you stick with it

[–]Hiyo802 -4 points-3 points ago

Evidence?

[–]Your-IQ-Report 12 points13 points ago

75

[–]innumerical 1 point2 points ago

what is it thats confusing you?

[–]Hiyo802 0 points1 point ago

The world.

[–]innumerical 0 points1 point ago

you'll find the answers soon enough.

[–]spartanss300 -2 points-1 points ago

probably doesn't now what RES is.

[–]White_Luigi 3 points4 points ago

Then how could he think he tagged someone?

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 17 points18 points ago

Now now, don't even worry about it, we were both very drunk at the time.

[–]Hiyo802 11 points12 points ago

But... Okay.

[–]ghaid 18 points19 points ago

we all have him marked as turbo sloth

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 14 points15 points ago

I never said me an Hiyo802 were alone at the time...

[–]lirby1 2 points3 points ago

Kinky...I want in

[–]Hiyo802 -1 points0 points ago

Yes, I know. But I forget why.

[–]White_Luigi 0 points1 point ago

You didn't tag him, the mods did. Probably because he pissed off/pleased them.

[–]Batticon 0 points1 point ago

Why? I don;t understand.

[–]Marshbunny 0 points1 point ago

I dunno. It might be worth being a out if I could be a pug. Those tails get me every time.

[–]fusterbugles 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh :(

[–]gaycows -2 points-1 points ago

And I love you!

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[–]tehaleks 8 points9 points ago

Holy crap. That looked intentional - birds are so smart.

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[–]tehaleks 0 points1 point ago

"looks at watch Ok, this bastard should be dead any time now... sigh"

[–]darkneo86 19 points20 points ago

No, you're a dick. I don't even need to know what video you're linking to.

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[–]kdog1120 10 points11 points ago

oh i hate you so much...

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 2 points3 points ago

Magpies are pests to farmers and generally are invasive.

This video is not sad.

[–]MsRenee 0 points1 point ago

Where are they invasive? If we're talking about North America, they're native pretty much from the Rocky Mountains to the Pacific Ocean. I didn't think there were any populations further east that were large enough to be notable.

Europe, Asia, Australia, and Africa all also have native populations of Magpies of the genus Pica.

[–]CudiDudi 1 point2 points ago

You dick.

[–]ATownStomp 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit.

Cold blooded bird murder.

[–]brownboy13Delhiting your posts since 2012[M] -1 points0 points ago

Unmarked NSFW/NSFL. Removed.

[–]tedford 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for this video, even if you were being a dick I learned something new and fascinating today.

Don't fuck with birds.

[–]teamsupercool -3 points-2 points ago

You're being a dick, and this isn't the place for dead puppy jokes.

[–]sashley173 255 points256 points ago

Please tell me that dog lived, it just fell head first into the filter intake...

[–]theprettiestjynx 90 points91 points ago

Thank you for posting this link. I've seen this gif a couple times and its good to see it wasn't a sadistic person setting the ball up for the pup to fall in or not rescuing it. Have an upvote! :)

[–]SystematicDemon 42 points43 points ago

I feel the same! Why is this on funny? It makes me feel really sad and sorry for the poor little puppy :( I'm glad someone posted a "reassuring" video of the dog hopefully being safe :) upvotes to you all!

[–]Spiff69 12 points13 points ago

As someone who had a dog die this way, I agree, not funny.

[–]Ferranax 0 points1 point ago

Have a sympathy upvote :(

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[–]Tofu24 8 points9 points ago

I'm sorry that you're getting downvoted because I thought this was pretty cool.

[–]CannedSewage 0 points1 point ago

What was it?

[–]Tofu24 0 points1 point ago

It was a Youtube video of a kestrel with a magpie in its clutches. I've never heard a bird scream in terror, but that's the only way I could describe it and it made me uncomfortable. Then the kestrel straight up drags the magpie to a pond and holds its head under water until it fucking dies.

I wonder if that's behaviour unique to that kestrel, but either way, I thought it was an incredible and rare moment in nature caught on camera. It would have done well as a standalone post for sure.

[–]CannedSewage 0 points1 point ago

Interesting...

Still have the link?

[–]Tofu24 0 points1 point ago

[–]darthpreslie 16 points17 points ago

There's a special place in hell for you.

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[–]Imtheasshole -3 points-2 points ago

New background image, cheers.

[–]joshisneat 3 points4 points ago

oh nature

[–]Mr-Geeb -1 points0 points ago

Sorry people are downvoting nature i though it was kool

[–]brownboy13Delhiting your posts since 2012 0 points1 point ago

Unmarked NSFW/NSFL. Removed.

[–]DrugsOnly 12 points13 points ago

可愛い!!

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 12 points13 points ago

Cute!!

TTFY

[–]KeeseSlayer 0 points1 point ago

Your username makes me happy.

[–]Dazanan 0 points1 point ago

Needs moar desu...

[–]dimension_line_2012 34 points35 points ago

Yeah this video would be much, much funnier with the owner rushing over and pulling the little guy back to safety. Don't like wondering what became of that pug...

[–]maggalina 10 points11 points ago

someone filmed it, they obviously pulled him out

[–]TwistTurtle 10 points11 points ago

You have an impressive level of faith in humanity.

[–]artydecor 0 points1 point ago

Unless it's on National Geographic...

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[–]Squirrel_Stew 3 points4 points ago

There are usually filters in there that prevent anything larger than a pea from going in there

[–]Aederrex 0 points1 point ago

Which sits in the water. They're a lot like a fry bin, if fry bins were plastic and round.

[–]sashley173 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but the water comes up to almost the top

[–]lordnecro 1 point2 points ago

I was waiting for something funny, but as soon as it started falling my heart sank. Definitely hope it was okay.

[–]snow24board 26 points27 points ago

So thats how pugs end up with flat faces...

[–]TheMadMule 38 points39 points ago

[–]brendendrew 103 points104 points ago

If he went to the hospital, they better not have pulled the pug.

[–]aatencio91 30 points31 points ago

You dog.

[–]Cyberogue 38 points39 points ago

You bitch

[–]idothingssometimes 5 points6 points ago

Swish; nothin' but vet.

[–]irawwwr 0 points1 point ago

That'd be such a sad way to end a pug's life. \

[–]InsertName78XDD 6 points7 points ago

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this, I'd have around $8.

[–]thejanguy 13 points14 points ago

I inadvertently yelled out "Oh no!" watching this.

[–]Generalac 2 points3 points ago

We all did :(. We all did.

[–]BoxKnowsBox 30 points31 points ago

jesus..this isn't funny - a dog could die from that.

[–]irawwwr 12 points13 points ago

yeah this gif is extremely repugnant

[–]drunk_otter 2 points3 points ago

x-posted to /r/awwwtf

[–]RightInYourFace 7 points8 points ago

My friend had a puppy that died this way... I wish I had skipped this post.

[–]Jwoey 2 points3 points ago

I've never had a pool... What's in the hole? I know it's a filter thing but how is it dangerous?

[–]CasanovaWong 3 points4 points ago

Because it's about a foot straight down and filled with water. No way a little dog could get enough leverage or grip to pull itself out.

[–]RightInYourFace 0 points1 point ago

It's not that the filter is dangerous, the hole is deep enough to keep the puppy from leaving it.

In my friend's case, somehow the dogs removed the cover, and the hole even had a bit of water, so it's possible the dog drowned. When they got home, it was already dead.

[–]frankzilla8395 1 point2 points ago

Aww :3 ... aww D:

[–]steemboat 1 point2 points ago

If there wasn't a skimmer basket and the pool was on, that dog could have been in a world a trouble.

[–]bobcat_08 7 points8 points ago

GET THAT PUPPY OUT OF THERE :(

[–]MrSwish33 4 points5 points ago

My name is relevant! fist pump

[–]jdpcrash 2 points3 points ago

And then it drowned

[–]juspeter 0 points1 point ago

It clearly hit the rim.

[–]HockeyBein 0 points1 point ago

Not what I excepted.

[–]benbenjamin 0 points1 point ago

Annnnnd... Darwin.

[–]Mr-Geeb 0 points1 point ago

So fuckin cute

[–]e8ghtmileshigh 12 points13 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When I try to "push" past reposts and get OC to the front page 3coms 8pts 1mo funny
Do not push the ball. 9coms 486pts 4mos funny
Ball! Ball, ball, ball, OH SHIT! 5coms 66pts 9mos gifs
Puppy trap works perfectly. 89coms 737pts 9mos pics
Puppy trap 4coms 180pts 11mos gif
I hope he finds his way out of that. 1com 88pts 11mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]iLikeMen69 14 points15 points ago

I'm seriously just laughing at the title of the first one.

[–]Offensive_Username2 2 points3 points ago

And the first one is the one that got the least amount of points.

[–]PartyBusGaming 3 points4 points ago

Why isn't that thing covered?

[–]chromedip 1 point2 points ago

Not funny! We had a puppy drown a similar way. You HAVE to be careful with dogs around pools and fountains.

[–]carltoncarlton 4 points5 points ago

I hate this.

[–]BarryFromEastenders 0 points1 point ago

Funny? This ain't even schadenfreude.

[–]AB13 -1 points0 points ago

OMG THAT PUG CULD HAVE DYED!!!!! IS IT OKK???

[–]bwreich -1 points0 points ago

Nice name

[–]Valiant4Funk 1 point2 points ago

Nothin' but pug.

[–]Logik_der_Forschung -1 points0 points ago

This should be submitted to research in progress.

Caption; grad student helping boss-prof get grant money and then.. fffuuuu!

[–]G0rilla55 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this is a metaphor for my whole life. Right when the ball starts rolling, Sploosh!

[–]GreenDinosaur -1 points0 points ago

I've never open-mouthed gasped at anything before this moment.

[–]Klassy1998 -1 points0 points ago

HAHAHA I did not see that coming... Strangely I probably should of.

[–]Luna23 -1 points0 points ago

That is the cutest puppy.

[–]eye_kahn -1 points0 points ago

First time: oh, that sucks! Second time: man, I did not see that coming. Third time: Bwahahahahaha!!!

[–]swishd 0 points1 point ago

I am disappointed.

[–]AChickie33 0 points1 point ago

Poor baby! He probably squished his little no..... oh wait..

[–]kkspike 1 point2 points ago

Not what I was expecting!

[–]Hellothereawesome 1 point2 points ago

This is horrible. Who the hell would do that, the dog could have been seriously injured....

[–]Ahl_Capwn 1 point2 points ago

This shows the double standard shown by reddit. If this video had been of a cat, would you all be laughing?

[–]Skyeblade -3 points-2 points ago

Oh no! That poor anima.. Oh wait it's a pug.

[–]apullin -2 points-1 points ago

this kills the puppy

[–]i_am_omega -3 points-2 points ago

Am I the only one who gets blazed and sits open-mouthed, staring at the same .gif for an eternity?

[–]spaceman-spiffy -2 points-1 points ago

nothin' but pet

[–]WastedBanana -3 points-2 points ago

Push Push. Im in!

[–]Pieman100 -1 points0 points ago

Noooooo! Pug noo, this made me sad:(