Ok, the hurricane winds are picking up in VA but I am prepped and ready for any eventuality:

cyborgsanonymous · 2012-10-29T20:07:31+00:00

It took me a moment to make the connection between the hurricane and the Wizard of Oz.

I thought you were wearing the dress in case your town became a feral place and you'd need to cosy up to the new order as some kind of post apocalyptic hussy.

WTF is wrong with me?

dubblix · 2012-10-29T19:31:35+00:00

Red wine on a white chair? You live dangerously!

zoso4evr · 2012-10-29T18:24:45+00:00

Stay safe David!

CinnamonBunzAttack72 · 2012-10-29T19:43:08+00:00

You have fantastic legs

Kill_Puppies_4_Satan · 2012-10-29T17:11:19+00:00

So, you are David Thorne, the author of 27b/6? Awesome! do an AMA or admitt you are karmawhoring someone else post.

kelseysaurus · 2012-10-29T19:19:17+00:00

My dad is dressing up as the Wicked Witch of the West (also VA) - be prepared.

TheBestWifesHusband · 2012-10-29T22:14:22+00:00

You look just like that guy, the one who does funny stuff on the internet... Clever, graphic design stuff...

...I like that stuff.

wordsoflizdom · 2012-10-29T22:28:47+00:00

did anyone else see this and immediately piss themselves over the white barcelona chair and matching ottoman? that shit is classy as fuck.

bulbousaur · 2012-10-29T21:02:35+00:00

With that outfit, I don't think you'll need the cigarettes as currency.

thooma · 2012-10-29T22:58:49+00:00

Is that David Thorne of 27b/6?

knylok · 2012-10-29T17:48:24+00:00

I thought "No way. I can think of one eventuality you are not prepared for." Then I clicked the link. I see you thought of that one already. Damn you...

Nissa_nissa · 2012-10-29T21:16:35+00:00

I'm pretty sure you need to post in r/LadybonersGW.

myob_stfu · 2012-10-29T19:59:32+00:00

I love you.

CosmicVomit · 2012-10-29T18:31:40+00:00

9/10, would do. Seriously though, that seems like a plan. Just more Pinot Grigio.

Brett_Favre_4 · 2012-10-29T17:06:34+00:00

This is not /r/WTF material.

ktkatq · 2012-10-29T22:08:39+00:00

'K - but where's your little dog?

JohnMcGurk · 2012-10-29T22:24:53+00:00

The best thing is if you have RES when you hover over the image it says "drag to resize" I definitely laughed

th3virus · 2012-10-29T19:37:54+00:00

Looks like Spenny from Kenny vs Spenny.

adidasaids · 2012-10-29T19:20:36+00:00

I have a proud boner right now.

avonelle · 2012-10-29T21:10:27+00:00

Marry me.

smilenowgirl · 2012-10-29T21:37:16+00:00

Cute bow!

elyse872 · 2012-10-29T21:40:47+00:00

Haha the bows killed me.

Canadian_in_Canada · 2012-10-30T01:40:26+00:00

OP's Gingham Style.

hundmani · 2012-10-29T16:49:27+00:00

I came here to bitch about stealing the pic, but nevermind.

TheCobbler · 2012-10-29T20:19:31+00:00

This looks like the opening sequence to a gay porno.

Dawize1 · 2012-10-29T20:37:02+00:00

"Hey babe, can you stand on this stool and take this picture of me?"

biggie1447 · 2012-10-29T21:09:53+00:00

As a guy who lives in south Louisiana and has gone through many hurricanes... you are going to NEED more alcohol.

Good luck.

buttfuzzy35 · 2012-10-29T21:39:06+00:00

Why the fuck are you in Virginia when you could very well be hunting Flying Fox bats in Australia? For shame.

Warlaw · 2012-10-29T22:25:03+00:00

Selling your body for canned goods? Finally a doomsday preparation I can get behind!

thattaboychuk · 2012-10-29T22:28:47+00:00

There's something about this picture that makes me want to start smoking again.

norse1977 · 2012-10-29T22:43:59+00:00

Is that a Barcelona chair?

Ennkey · 2012-10-29T23:50:00+00:00

This was posted on the 27bslash6 Facebook page by David Thorne

brickmack · 2012-10-30T00:42:06+00:00

Took about 30 seconds to realize this wasnt a girl. WTF is wrong with me??

SuggestiveMaterial · 2012-10-30T00:52:10+00:00

I... I uh..... Umm.... Yeah.... about this....

mcgt · 2012-10-30T01:09:54+00:00

Yay Virginia!

TheSardonianMan · 2012-10-30T04:39:30+00:00

Auntie Femme! Auntie Femme!

esl_sam1 · 2012-10-30T05:11:46+00:00

David, David Thorne? Is that you my friend?

ImFromDateline · 2012-10-29T16:10:44+00:00

Your name, clickclickclickclick, i did it. Clicked the link, stared. Clicked back space. Click the link again. Let it sink in. Clicked back button. I still dont...

Ancel3 · 2012-10-29T17:56:42+00:00

I'm sorry, but why the fuck is this in /r/WTF?

Take this over to /r/funny.

Bananapopcicle · 2012-10-29T21:08:14+00:00

The only thing r/WTF about this is the fact that he is drinking red wine on a white couch! Is he crazy?

ranchdad · 2012-10-29T16:21:49+00:00

there's no place like home - great post!

nukepaste · 2012-10-29T18:31:25+00:00

It's a twister! It's a twister!

TiLeMaNiA · 2012-10-29T18:33:47+00:00

where are your bottle caps?

Mister_Butters · 2012-10-29T18:42:10+00:00

There's no place like home...There's no place like home...

Soundproof81 · 2012-10-29T19:16:25+00:00

That could be the dress you die in.

Just sayin'.

Patches67 · 2012-10-29T19:16:41+00:00

You should be wearing cat ears with that outfit. Don't ask why, just do it.

telepathicacid · 2012-10-29T19:32:28+00:00

reminded me of kenny vs spenny haha

schrankage · 2012-10-29T19:45:35+00:00

Looks like you need a friend to share that with. Can I come over?

GaMe_PTY · 2012-10-29T19:51:52+00:00

red wine and white couch.... bad combination...

brussels4breakfast · 2012-10-29T19:52:28+00:00

Wut.

phantomheart · 2012-10-29T19:52:30+00:00

You went into my closet didn't you! I think my costume is missing....

imanf18bro · 2012-10-29T19:58:42+00:00

Dude, you look like Josh Radnor from HIMYM!

ruobrah1 · 2012-10-29T20:00:07+00:00

What happens if you have to evacuate the building for some reason? Awkward.

Miracle_Max_13 · 2012-10-29T20:05:58+00:00

Is Hurricane Sandy a tornado?

freqflyr · 2012-10-29T20:11:08+00:00

Red wine on a seville chair? You're a brave man!

KillerBeans81 · 2012-10-29T20:18:06+00:00

Thank god you remembered the stockings..wouldn't want your calves to get cold during this whole thing!

1-800-MADEA · 2012-10-29T20:25:15+00:00

That, my friend, is how one prepares in STYLE. Well done, sir!

StudioTuba · 2012-10-29T20:25:17+00:00

Where did you get such a nice chair?!

Loomingx · 2012-10-29T20:33:34+00:00

Spencer Rice! Is that you?

guatemalianrhino · 2012-10-29T20:37:54+00:00

Why would you end up in a prison?

net02 · 2012-10-29T20:44:54+00:00

"David likes wearing women's underpants." (cit)

mleah · 2012-10-29T20:49:04+00:00

Kicking myself for not buying more wine.

PoozTool13 · 2012-10-29T20:49:05+00:00

RVA rain is picking up but not enough for me to prep... Yet

Dark_Pixie · 2012-10-29T20:49:39+00:00

We are sitting here in Norfolk. Sipping like The Dude and enjoying the "day." Used to live on the gulf side, this wont be so bad for our area, though in keeping blankets at my doors, prepped ice two days ago and "last minute ditch" bags. For now it SOA marathon with clandestineghost and business as usual. How Dorethy makes it through!

rekgreen · 2012-10-29T20:53:06+00:00

Penfolds and Marlboro...sigh I wish I was in the path of a hurricane.

EdgHG · 2012-10-29T20:56:05+00:00

A giant took this picture.

mrwoolery · 2012-10-29T21:00:09+00:00

Wizard of Oz - Kansas girl is wisked away to a magical land where she kills the first person she meets, steals her shoes, then sets off with three strange individuals to kill her victims' family.

Soundtrack by Pink Floyd.

mtutty · 2012-10-29T21:00:47+00:00

Koonunga Hill, love it.

michaellane · 2012-10-29T21:02:55+00:00

What area of VA? I am in Virginia beach...anyone else?

AnythingButNormal · 2012-10-29T21:04:17+00:00

God speed, er, ma'am.

tronn4 · 2012-10-29T21:22:54+00:00

Tomorrows schedule: burn crosses at the Triple K rally

mlehar · 2012-10-29T21:23:00+00:00

One way or another, bitch is getting to Oz

frotc914 · 2012-10-29T21:32:44+00:00

Funny, that looks shockingly like my couch except it's scotch and weed rather than wine and cigs.

akakillacal · 2012-10-29T21:34:35+00:00

Would that wine be made from the velenzano winery ?

DNA84 · 2012-10-29T21:38:27+00:00

That looks like my stash for Snowpocalypses of yore. But I was usually naked.

EINSTIEN420 · 2012-10-29T21:38:45+00:00

how come you look like David Thorne?

Adjecticve_Noun · 2012-10-29T21:45:11+00:00

I saw something on facebook before I saw it on reddit... how peculiar.

r_u_dinkleberg · 2012-10-29T21:52:14+00:00

Classy. As. FUCK.

A+. Would click again.

needisaymore · 2012-10-29T21:52:31+00:00

I see Penfolds and... what's the other wines? Nice way to go down by the way :)

isometimesweartweed · 2012-10-29T22:00:19+00:00

Thank you.

LoafingAround · 2012-10-29T22:00:35+00:00

Dorthy, you aren't in fucking kansas anymore. take off the clothes

Totallysmurfable · 2012-10-29T22:01:02+00:00

If I die, I want whoever finds my body to post a picture of it on reddit, and turn it into a meme.

Rynnecuh · 2012-10-29T22:01:39+00:00

The grammar within the title gave me cancer. ;)

angrystarfish · 2012-10-29T22:07:08+00:00

where's toto?

DG729 · 2012-10-29T22:08:36+00:00

...can you please draw me a picture of a spider?!?!

Svarazics · 2012-10-29T22:10:23+00:00

Ya forgot to shave eh!

AncientSummoner · 2012-10-29T22:13:07+00:00

You are amazing. I love your sense of humor

edbanger04 · 2012-10-29T22:14:56+00:00

Dressed up for trick or treat I see. Good thinking

over9000bubuns · 2012-10-29T22:16:40+00:00

Nigga you better hope you stocked up on zout as well.

gunt34r · 2012-10-29T22:19:29+00:00

I dont see any weed or chocolate..?!

suckstomyassmar · 2012-10-29T22:21:24+00:00

I think I'm in love

lebobathan · 2012-10-29T22:22:32+00:00

took me a while to get it

kbot422 · 2012-10-29T22:23:22+00:00

Ha! that made me laugh!

Taco_seasoning · 2012-10-29T22:35:14+00:00

You're my hero.

magusthe7 · 2012-10-29T22:35:32+00:00

good to know i'm not the only one preped in a similar way... only instead of the dress i'm wearing a kevlar vest and chain mail. hey the zombie apocolypse could happen during a hurricane too you know. if anything after katrina and that biolab incident i think the chances are acctually higher

the_pissed_off_goose · 2012-10-29T22:39:01+00:00

you look fabulous!

SayceGards · 2012-10-29T22:45:51+00:00

When the image first started to load, I thought you were in a bathtub. It would be much better in the bathtub.

HRNK · 2012-10-29T22:45:59+00:00

You are going to have some explaining to do to the EMTs when you get crushed by a collapsing tree.

NoOne0507 · 2012-10-29T22:46:55+00:00

Handling the storm in drag is most certainly the classiest way to handle it, although impractical.

mlyn · 2012-10-29T22:49:41+00:00

Cross your legs like a lady, dammit. At the ankles!

The_queens_cat · 2012-10-29T22:50:39+00:00

Stay classy, Virginia.

IAmKramerTheRacist · 2012-10-29T22:53:13+00:00

You're never supposed to go full hipster

TheWhiteLarryBird · 2012-10-29T22:58:02+00:00

You look like Spenny from Kenny vs Spenny

TheHeroRedditDserves · 2012-10-29T22:58:50+00:00

You're not in Kansas anymore?

bellyrubbin · 2012-10-29T22:59:17+00:00

I wuv you David Thorne

esv24 · 2012-10-29T23:01:57+00:00

MAN (V.O.) You are not in Kansas any more... CUT TO:

      INT. COMMISSARY - TWILIGHT

      THE MAN from the balcony -- COLONEL MILES QUARITCH -- is the
      HEAD OF SECURITY for the Hell's Gate colony. A hundred new
      arrivals watch raptly as he paces like a panther across the
      front of the large cafeteria. He stops, stance wide.

      Without his mask, we see that Quaritch's features are rugged
      and handsome, except for the SCAR, which runs from scalp to
      jaw down one side of his face. On one hip he carries a very
      large PISTOL.

                          QUARITCH
                ... You are on Pandora, ladies and
                gentlemen. Respect that fact every second
                of every day.

thatishowyougetants · 2012-10-29T23:02:14+00:00

Glad to see you are taking the necessary precautions, David!

UCFirefly · 2012-10-29T23:04:09+00:00

Looks like you've already been stood up.

Rogziel0013 · 2012-10-29T23:08:15+00:00

That whole setup looks like an inmate's wet dream

agreezalot · 2012-10-29T23:13:41+00:00

the lace petticoat really makes the outfit.

misskhephra · 2012-10-29T23:13:48+00:00

I. Love. You.

Nage · 2012-10-29T23:14:51+00:00

please learn the difference between /r/funny and /r/WTF. unless there are bones visible or a burn victim somewhere this is just funny

Crimson61 · 2012-10-29T23:16:12+00:00

Roger?

karmaisourfriend · 2012-10-29T23:16:15+00:00

you are a hoot! This is one of the funniest things I've seen.

itsprobablytrue · 2012-10-29T23:18:15+00:00

I look at this picture and all I can think is "Damn it, I should have bought some wine"

MandrewTheMan · 2012-10-29T23:18:12+00:00

27b/6 fan, huh?

rampantdissonance · 2012-10-29T23:27:43+00:00

The weirdest boner... You really pull that off.

trsn · 2012-10-29T23:40:22+00:00

What the hell is this doing in my /r/wtf?

Aspel · 2012-10-29T23:41:39+00:00

Shouldn't this be /r/funny?

Also, nice legs. You should shave them.

Futz96 · 2012-10-29T23:41:46+00:00

You look Toto-ly rediculous

Rocket_J_Squirrel · 2012-10-29T23:41:51+00:00

Where's your basket full of Toto?

TharsisRise · 2012-10-29T23:44:07+00:00

Sexy.

SeaLeggs · 2012-10-29T23:47:31+00:00

David Thorne?

Cloud111 · 2012-10-29T23:56:45+00:00

Most hilarious wtf I've seen in a long time. Well done sir.

Derpina1billion · 2012-10-29T23:57:32+00:00

Love it.

-Davo · 2012-10-30T00:03:22+00:00

Penfolds? Can't tell the style though. Kalima?

dimmsimm · 2012-10-30T00:04:22+00:00

Where's your cat?

joaniesteelie · 2012-10-30T00:04:33+00:00

You aren't ready without Toto!

Weirdguyflavour · 2012-10-30T00:05:15+00:00

Oh toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. Toto? To-...?! Oh it is the wine talking, I don't have a dog and I'm gonna die in the storm. The end

FaptainAwesome · 2012-10-30T00:05:45+00:00

You are gonna make one fucked up looking zombie if the events play out anything like the book "Dead City"

stw95 · 2012-10-30T00:08:37+00:00

Should I respect you, or be worried that you did that?

KysBird · 2012-10-30T00:09:02+00:00

Please be my best friend! I am <3ing you massively! :)

Crucks · 2012-10-30T00:12:37+00:00

Wasn't it a tornado that took Dorthy to Oz?

dino_dan_needs_meds · 2012-10-30T00:14:13+00:00

Most awesome

WTF

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