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all 79 comments

[–]robot297 34 points35 points ago

Simple, we kill the catman.

[–]xit4 77 points78 points ago

[–]DonnieFatso 35 points36 points ago

later.

[–]Babu_Honey_Bandger 9 points10 points ago

Why so curious?

[–]KC_RUFFIAN137 11 points12 points ago

This one is actually far funnier than OP's.

[–]baxterg13 7 points8 points ago

HIT ME

FTFY

[–]deadmantizwalking 0 points1 point ago

What in it for me?

[–]ZombiExperT[S] 0 points1 point ago

Fuck outta here

[–]The-Dudemeister 39 points40 points ago

I remember seeing this last year.

[–]condorre 18 points19 points ago

thanks.

[–]bacon_cake 10 points11 points ago

Human years?

Because at the current ratio that could actually be about 38 internet-years.

[–]CaptainDudeGuy 10 points11 points ago

Why so Photoshopped?

[–]WhoFan 4 points5 points ago

Because it's cruel otherwise.

[–]PeteVenkmann 34 points35 points ago

I hope to fuck that's photoshopped.

[–]vostage 9 points10 points ago

It obviously is, look at the tie, there are no fur puffs at all on it and the cat would've had to keep completely still to keep the ties form after it was painted.

[–]reddit111987 27 points28 points ago

[–]Wolftrick08 1 point2 points ago

This made me laugh. not because of the photo itself, but because i sat at my computer desk, making faces and imagining straight lines showing her expressions

[–]bernando2 8 points9 points ago

those are the eyes of a cat that is staring at a terrifyingly naked owner.

[–]helium_farts 17 points18 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
stop creeping meowt 6coms 55pts 1yr pics
Wanna know how I got these scars? 13coms 520pts 9mos funny
It's simple, now we get rid of the Batdog. 98coms 782pts 1yr funny
It's simple, we kill the Batman... 4coms 10pts 1yr funny
Meow So Serious? 1com 12pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]tits_mcgee0123 4 points5 points ago

Funny?! More like nightmares...

[–]Aquagrunt 3 points4 points ago

Sweet! I guessed the picture before opening it!

[–]Alpharalpher 2 points3 points ago

It's simple, we kill the rat.

[–]I_create_sounds 4 points5 points ago

yeah right i bet that cat hasn't even SEEN The Dark Knight!

[–]Bobilip -1 points0 points ago

He did but it missed.

[–]tyrico 5 points6 points ago

Animal cruelty is hilarious.

[–]overthinks_meaning 16 points17 points ago

How the hell is that cruel?

[–]innumerical 6 points7 points ago

thats why its edited and not real.

[–]sterlingsilver6 2 points3 points ago

lol it's shopped.

[–]aekitten 3 points4 points ago

My husband says this picture is "the worst thing I've ever seen". I don't understand that at all. I see way worse things that this every day...

[–]Bucktheworld858 -1 points0 points ago

funny while in front of a computer... horrifying if it lives with you

[–]VStheUNIVERSE 1 point2 points ago

"...Kill me now..."

[–]TheDersh 2 points3 points ago

Kill me-ow FTFY

[–]mimiagu12 0 points1 point ago

how did u make him to cooperate?

[–]Rejeckted 0 points1 point ago

AHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAA

seriously i laughed out loud when i read your comment. i knew i would find something funny here.

[–]illaqueable 1 point2 points ago

Something just shot out of my nose.

[–]TB421NY 0 points1 point ago

This may break a reddit karma record.

[–]josephjdb 0 points1 point ago

That smile

[–]Peachfuzz207 0 points1 point ago

Where is the Catman?

[–]Steamed-Hams 0 points1 point ago

That resembles Jack Nicholson's joker but has a quote from Heath Ledger's. Bad form.

[–]anita_cheeseburger 0 points1 point ago

this is amazing

[–]Ajbax96 0 points1 point ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[–]frenchhornhero 0 points1 point ago

Do you wanna know how I got these scars? I had a wife, beautiful, like you...

[–]DayManNightMan 0 points1 point ago

If that's not shopped, how the fuck does someone get a cat to stay still for that? I'm pretty sure I could go as a Freddie victim after attempting that...

[–]MasteroftheLetterQ 0 points1 point ago

Kinda looks like Dolan.

[–]Supplemehntal 0 points1 point ago

:3

[–]Killzonintaing 0 points1 point ago

Why not zoidberg?

[–]copernAcus 0 points1 point ago

thanks for the nightmares.

[–]Sutekhy 1 point2 points ago

Why so photoshoped.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

My roommate would kill me if I did this to one of her cats, but it's hilarious!

[–]thr33ve 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Biggleswurth is not happy...

[–]eflatseven 0 points1 point ago

leave that shit at ATS

[–]Roomy 0 points1 point ago

Why so repetitive?

Seen this quite a few times now since last year.

[–]JakofBlades 0 points1 point ago

Glad this isn't a repost.

[–]vivvav 0 points1 point ago

Because I fucking hate cats.

[–]Lithex 0 points1 point ago

How are you going to clean all of that make up?

More importantly, how did you get it to stay still enough to let you do this...

[–]window_pain 0 points1 point ago

This is phenomenal! By far the best cat photo I have seen in a long time. have you tried r/aww?

[–]datmeta 1 point2 points ago

[–]elehl 0 points1 point ago

Animal abuse is hilarious. upvote.

[–]SonyWaffles -1 points0 points ago

I also re-posted this one

[–]Nuparurocks -1 points0 points ago

It's photoshopped, you asshats

[–]Waverunnerrr -1 points0 points ago

I can't tell if this is fucked up or not.

[–]corgi_butt -2 points-1 points ago

this post gave me cancer

[–]flo_chartres -4 points-3 points ago

How on earth was this accomplished without anesthesia?

[–]crossower 3 points4 points ago

I believe it's called Photoshop.

[–]cakeman666 0 points1 point ago

There's something about that cats eyes, they're oddly human.

[–]scarwit 0 points1 point ago

This is the scariest cat I've ever seen.

[–]-Syphon- 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a furby.

[–]youngjeunes 0 points1 point ago

someone call PETA.

[–]avogel22 0 points1 point ago

poor cats

[–]Gollum999 -1 points0 points ago

[–]Canuckman12 -4 points-3 points ago

I usually like cats but this has scarred me.