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[–]Schist_Happens 33 points34 points ago

This reminds me of the first time I tried to give head.

[–]SSgtMunoz 43 points44 points ago

[–]Mjolnirium 7 points8 points ago

You username rocks... as it were

[–]gregpxc 6 points7 points ago

"swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa" -Bo

[–]TheMadMule 3 points4 points ago

Obligatory "Go on..."

[–]Schist_Happens 8 points9 points ago

just some sibling fun, silly and nonsexual.

[–]TheMadMule 3 points4 points ago

Nice.

[–]e8ghtmileshigh 27 points28 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Jenny Craig vs. Godzilla 0coms 3pts 1mo funny
Eat Your Vegetables! 3coms 18pts 1mo funny
So I started the HCG diet and found out I have to survive on 500 cal. Currently, this is everyone at work "supporting" me 1com 3pts 1mo funny
Eat Your Vegetables 0coms -1pt 1mo funny
you gotta finish your vegetables 0coms 5pts 1mo GifSound
What it's like living with a health freak roommate 2coms 27pts 1mo gifs
King Kong is Sending a Good Message to the Kids. 191coms 1809pts 1mo funny
How i felt as little kid at the dinner table. 3coms 84pts 2mos gifs
Pretend they're little trees! 14coms 823pts 3mos funny
HIFW I take the kids I babysit out to lunch 7coms 439pts 4mos HIFW
Be healthy, kids. 8coms 1070pts 4mos gifs
How it felt as a kid when your mom made you eat your veggies. 0coms 1pt 9dys funny
Just Eat It 0coms 4pts 1mo GifSound
Force Feeding 0coms 0pts 1mo gifs
You Eat Your Vegetablesssss 4coms -5pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]lakotian 3 points4 points ago

Well looks like I win the table. Thbks for bribing my post yp again.

[–]lakotian 2 points3 points ago

Sorry on my iPhone. * thanks for bringing this post up again

[–]karatepencilcase 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I watched this movie last week. Probably one of the funniest movies ever.

[–]TYBEEEZ 1 point2 points ago

god.... this has been reposted SO many times.... but its SOOO GOOOOD!! DILEMMA!!

[–]APWTSIS 1 point2 points ago

"There are children starving in Africa"

"THEN SEND IT TO FUCKING AFRICA! I'M NOT HUNGRY!"

[–]Canuckman12 3 points4 points ago

By far my favoirite gif

[–]SgtOsiris 3 points4 points ago

That needs a Brazzers logo.

[–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

Worst Godzilla movie ever (except the one with Mathew Broderick)

[–]TheBoopants 5 points6 points ago

I actually enjoyed the shit out of this movie. Come on man, two major big monsters of the big screen come together to do battle?! Get the fuck outta here! Cheesy or not, this movie will always be one of my favorites.

[–]Benjammin1391 2 points3 points ago

Really? Most of the people at /r/godzilla like this one. (Though we all agree that the one with Broderick is terrible.)

Whats so bad about this one?

[–]TypicalHaikuResponse 0 points1 point ago

King Kong isn't to scale. Though it would make for a one sided beatdown if he was.

[–]ryder1011 1 point2 points ago

I like the Matthew Broderick one. :(

[–]Josh_FiveO 1 point2 points ago

Best. .gif. EVER!

[–]R1ppedlips -1 points0 points ago

You don't have to go all the way to Africa to find starving children.

[–]ViolentOctopus 0 points1 point ago

Why does Godzilla only flap his arms when this is happening? Is he trying to fly away?

[–]idroppedmychicken 0 points1 point ago

There are so many options for so many dirty jokes.

[–]AdamnitBMX 0 points1 point ago

As a 20 year old who as a child would only eat my broccoli by pretending I was a dinosaur eating tiny trees, this makes me happy.

[–]tallwookie 0 points1 point ago

if either of those two knew about Africa, they'd get soooooo fat!

[–]Swaqqalicious 1 point2 points ago

So eat it, just eat it...

WOO!

[–]killer_otter 0 points1 point ago

arugula, it's a vegetable

[–]asleeplessmalice 0 points1 point ago

And there's billions of people in China who don't care.

[–]otakuman 1 point2 points ago

Ah, I remember that movie!

Officer: "Electric storm, sir."
General: "Good. That will benefit Kong."
Me: WTF?

[–]3jnerd 0 points1 point ago

The best response I ever heard to that question: "Name 3."

[–]Ziggerton 1 point2 points ago

Do you think that third world parents admonish their children by reminding them that there are unemployed children in America?

[–]phukkit[S] 0 points1 point ago

Trust me, when they get here, they'll take tree job, mon!

[–]BSismyname 0 points1 point ago

Somebody needs to Photoshop that tree too be a down vote.

[–]just_a_lurkin 0 points1 point ago

When people say this to me I reply with "whether I eat them or not, they will still be starving. However, I will eat them because if they were here they would try to beat me to them and do not like to lose!"

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

There are children starving in Africa, eat more than them or else youre grounded

[–]DollarsThanSense 1 point2 points ago

All the people complaining that this is a repost. Don't you understand that the TITLE of the meme is part of it!?

[–]metalgeargreed 0 points1 point ago

Africa? There are children starving in Detroit.

[–]lakotian 1 point2 points ago

My repost wins over your repost.

[–]HogwartsNeedsWifi -4 points-3 points ago

This movie had different endings in America and Japan. In America, King Kong won. In Japan, vice versa.

[–]HogwartsNeedsWifi -2 points-1 points ago

[–]-Syphon- 0 points1 point ago

Don't see why. They're not eating vegetables either.

[–]iLikeMen69 -1 points0 points ago

Wow. I don't even know how something that gets reposted this often still gets upvotes...

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN 0 points1 point ago

Quit bitching. There isn't always unlimited original content. It's nice to see these pictures but with new and funny punchlines.