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[–]RheagarTargaryen 92 points93 points ago

Phenomenal Cosmic Powers..... Itty bitty Living space.

[–]doublsh0t 8 points9 points ago

Itty Bitty Living Space: √

Phenomenal Cosmic Powers: ??

[–]kxq 4 points5 points ago

I watched that movie again a few days back. FUCK it is SO good.

I am watching snow white right now ... a true classic, remarkable, yes. but aladdin is my favorite I think.

I think this is the cheesiest thing I've ever said in my entire fucking life but ... I fall in love with the idea of falling in love every time I see that movie.

[–]digger_ex_pat 370 points371 points ago

Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!

[–]diddlerorc 93 points94 points ago

who's the tough guy now Vinny?!

[–]Anjz 38 points39 points ago

WOOP WOOP WOOP

[–]Frozen_Esper 46 points47 points ago

(V) (°,,°) (V)

[–]Jonny_Watts 19 points20 points ago

(V) (°,,,,°) (V)

FTFY

[–]Anjz 3 points4 points ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]ThisCommentScores- 44 points45 points ago

"My home! It burned down! How did this happened?"

[–]dmukya 26 points27 points ago

That's a very good question.

[–]SpiderDonk 24 points25 points ago

So that's where I left my cigar...

[–]Reemertastic 26 points27 points ago

That just raises further questions!

[–]marshallrules 27 points28 points ago

It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live raccoon inside!

[–]2FishInATank 12 points13 points ago

I don't know why the hell your comment flushed out three moron bots, but the easy solution instead of giving them the satisfaction of a vote in any direction is to:

  1. Install RES
  2. Hover over their usernames.
  3. Click 'Ignore'.
  4. Be happy.

[–]Dr_ZoidbergHomeowner 9 points10 points ago

What's up?

[–]Compumerk 0 points1 point ago

7-up video game on Sega Game Gear.

[–]RouseHouse1013 26 points27 points ago

I think he's overcompensating for something with that shell.

[–]yentlequible 11 points12 points ago

Gotta impress the ladies.

[–]thiswillcatchon 5 points6 points ago

[–]jollyholliday 25 points26 points ago

Is there a subreddit dedicated to just tiny stuff? I would sub the crap out of that.
Edit: A word

[–]Snarky30 32 points33 points ago

Yeah, but they're pretty small.

[–]jollyholliday 21 points22 points ago

[–]x755x 64 points65 points ago

[–]jollyholliday 24 points25 points ago

Female here...but thanks.

[–]LuxNocte 21 points22 points ago

I've got to give him this one. Clitorii are basically just teeny tiny dicks.

[–]jollyholliday 9 points10 points ago

Well in that case, he's on topic and I'll allow it. That's not, however, the sort of teeny tiny things OP aroused my interest in.

[–]stinkytaco 7 points8 points ago

aroused

Heh

[–]Coedwig 3 points4 points ago

clitorises* / clitorides*

[–]Szalkow 16 points17 points ago

That would be pretty sweet. Some semi-relevant reddits I'm aware of:

/r/macroporn - close-up photos of small stuff
/r/tinyobjects - crafted/sculpted miniatures

A tiny offshoot of /r/aww would be my new favorite sub, for sure.

[–]dirtyhamstain 28 points29 points ago

The thumbnail looks like a dirty q-tip

[–]eyecite 29 points30 points ago

Looked like a roach/joint to me.

[–]emr1028 67 points68 points ago

That little dude looks suspiciously like a burning joint.

[–]rappster123 14 points15 points ago

dat thumbnail

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 3 points4 points ago

I was thinking I would replace the term roach with little hermit crab. I mean it's much more appealing.

[–]SkullyKitt 3 points4 points ago

maybe 'crab' or 'hermit.' As in,

"Hey, wanna throw a hermit on top this bowl?"

[–]Irregulator 11 points12 points ago

Itty Bitty Baby Itty Bitty Boat?

[–]DIRTY_CRAPPED_BRIEFS 10 points11 points ago

I don't believe it

[–]Irregulator 9 points10 points ago

HABEEB IT

[–]DIRTY_CRAPPED_BRIEFS 10 points11 points ago

TWINKIE HOUSE

[–]Hitchy92 3 points4 points ago

These responses were what I thought of as soon as I saw the title. The fact they have so few upvotes makes me feel like such an oldfag -_-

[–]DIRTY_CRAPPED_BRIEFS 5 points6 points ago

fgsfds

[–]dmukya 2 points3 points ago

dsfargeg?

[–]POSTS_GIFS 141 points142 points ago

[–]FenrirIII 53 points54 points ago

This sums up every trip to the beach with my wife when she sees the first living organism in the water other than people.

[–]Kubaker1 34 points35 points ago

[–]TehGogglesDoNothing 3 points4 points ago

You have to be careful with those little shits. They'll pinch the hell out of you.

[–]greenyellowbird 8 points9 points ago

The beginning of that made me think that was going to go somewhere else completely different.

[–]KamenRiderJ 5 points6 points ago

i though the shell was a turd at first http://imgur.com/CpArj

(the gif-exploder site messed up the img)

[–]MNorthey71 4 points5 points ago

Nothing like digging up doggy ice cream at the beach.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 8 points9 points ago

Doan be eatin' me, mon! I got to be helpin' de LIddle Mermaid find love ...

[–]EchelonUK 3 points4 points ago

At first glance this thumbnail looks like a side view of a guy holding his knob on a beach.

[–]Anon_Y_Mous_PDX 5 points6 points ago

Or...very large pubic crab.

[–]CaseByCase 8 points9 points ago

I was in the Caribbean one summer, and found a number of tiny shells on the beach, about the size of the one in the pic or smaller. I collected a few dozen, not even bothering to check inside because silly me didn't expect something so small to live in them. Once back on our sailboat, I dumped them on deck to admire them.

In the hot tropical sun, one by one, teeny tiny hermit crabs began to emerge. I was thrilled; they were adorable, just crawling around, under and over each other, on the deck. My delight soon turned to dismay.

It was too hot out. The crabs began to crawl completely out of their shells as they baked in the heat. Their strange, spiral-shaped bodies squirmed uncomfortably. I was young, but aware enough to know that they would soon die. In a last-ditch effort to save the baby hermit crabs, I picked each one up gently, throwing them back into the sea one at a time. There'd they'd stand a chance.

It was as I threw the very last one over the side of the boat, that I looked down into the water. A school of fish had gathered, chomping up each and every crab as I tossed them into the ocean.

TL;DR I accidentally murdered a ton of baby hermit crabs.

[–]Random_Fandom 3 points4 points ago

You're looking at it the wrong way. You didn't murder baby hermit crabs. You fed the fishies!

[–]neatjane 4 points5 points ago

For some odd reason...let's say it was alcohol, for lack of a better word. I placed an innocent hermit crab on my tummy, it went to my belly button. It pinched me, I flexed. It pinched me, I flexed. It pinched me, I flexed. No one was winning. I could not relax. Poor guy was stuck. I threw my hot tea on myself. Let's say both of us were never the same..... Do not fuck with the hermit crab!

[–]gottabtru 3 points4 points ago

If Jim Carey's remake happens, I hope it has this guy.

[–]PunkRockMakesMeSmile 3 points4 points ago

That is fucking adorable

[–]Sumbohdie 3 points4 points ago

iiiiittybittylivingspace.

[–]Racalniog 7 points8 points ago

Wow...even "itsie bitzie" exists in English as itty bitty...German and English are so similar.

And nice photo.

[–]palpablescalpel 12 points13 points ago

Itsie bitzie exists in English even more perfectly as "itsy bitsy" like in The Itsy Bitsy Spider song.

[–]DrDew00 6 points7 points ago

Gah I had never heard this Insy Winsy Spider until recently when my wife found it online and started playing it for my daughter. I had always heard Itsy Bitsy Spider as a kid. Insy Winsy bugs the hell out of me.

[–]Todamont 2 points3 points ago

That video has 36 million views. Wat? And they are saying it wrong!!!, damnit.

[–]ostawookiee 3 points4 points ago

What about Teeny Weeny / Teenzie Veenzie?

[–]DubiumGuy 7 points8 points ago

And also yellow polka-dot bikini?

[–]tippy2850 8 points9 points ago

Supreme power in all the galaxy itty bitty living space

[–]PunkRockMakesMeSmile 22 points23 points ago

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS

sorry to be that guy, but I gotsta

[–]tippy2850 2 points3 points ago

Thanks I was wondering what it really was

[–]harcomarms 2 points3 points ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]fadedmindz 1 point2 points ago

Where the hell are you

[–]Wet_Walrus 2 points3 points ago

Where was this pic taken?

[–]PoopIsSmelly 2 points3 points ago

I suspect the OP is a giant.

[–]AnalogDigit2 2 points3 points ago

YOU WILL PUT ME DOWN AT ONCE, GOOD SIR!

[–]kceb 0 points1 point ago

Phenomenal cosmic powers!
Itty bitty living space!

[–]captainfreiheit 2 points3 points ago

A+ PERFORMED AS ADVERTISED WOULD UPVOTE AGAIN

[–]Carhugger 0 points1 point ago

It is dr. zoidberg from the Lost City of Atlanta episode. Looks like he got a new home

[–]BarelyIntelligible 2 points3 points ago

Itty bitty boat

[–]vaggydelight 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you can do a follow up photo without the crab as well? Would love to see that beach.

[–]SupporterNepT 0 points1 point ago

thumbnail looks like someone smoking a spliff out their anus...

[–]huurrrple 2 points3 points ago

Hermit crabs are so adorable. When I was smaller, my siblings and I had pet hermit crabs. When they grew, we would find larger shells so they could switch homes. Then we'd take them out of the tank and play with them. My one and only childhood pet, RIP Hermy.

[–]XbanditX -1 points0 points ago

doobie crab

[–]derityug 2 points3 points ago

This looks like a very juvenile Coenobita perlatus, aka strawberry hermit crab. They're really beautiful!

[–]Johnofthewest 2 points3 points ago

Please put me down Sir.

[–]Simbrian 2 points3 points ago

[–]MaliciousHH 2 points3 points ago

When we were on holiday in France a few weeks ago the beach was crawling with millions of minute hermit crabs, some so small you could hardly see.

[–]agreezalot 0 points1 point ago

your fingernails are dirty.

[–]Alcleme1 0 points1 point ago

For a split second i thought this was a /r/trees post and this was a tiny joint on fire...

[–]HisRoyalHippo 1 point2 points ago

From the thumbnail it looks like a small joint.

[–]antifogmatic 2 points3 points ago

Twist: OP is a giant; crab is normal sized

You're not fooling me op.

[–]eyedrop_hearts 2 points3 points ago

Even though some are that tiny, they sure do still pinch hard. My first job when I was 15 was at an aquarium giftshop and my one job was to take care of the hermit crabs and to sell them to bratty kids who would never take care of them properly and bring them back 2 days later telling me it just mysteriously died. The worst, and saddest part of it all was how the hermit crabs would come in. They came in a small cardboard box that was usually soaked in a corner or two by the time it got from Maine to us. There would be about 50 crabs of various sizes all packed in together with no room to move, in a rubber twine-like bag. On the first day my boss showed me how to unwrap a package of them in the back sink. Her first comment was, after opening the box, "sometimes the small ones fall down the drain, don't worry." Yeah, they may not be a dog or a cat that can vocalize pain or anything, but come on, it's still cruel.

[–]The-Dudemeister 3 points4 points ago

LIES!!! THOSE ARE JUST SOME GIANT HANDS!!!

[–]spetoja 2 points3 points ago

Looks like an itty bitty hermit joint.

[–]riziad 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure I was served his legs at Red Lobster in Kansas.

[–]Mosrhun 0 points1 point ago

Oh ho ho!

[–]dljens 1 point2 points ago

ahh hermies!

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

At least he has a goddamned mansion

[–]stopherjj 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think this was a crab that came out of wherever this guy stuck his Q-tip at first?

[–]nategamer01 1 point2 points ago

Looks like crab, talks like people....crab people...crab people

[–]t0mislav 1 point2 points ago

This one is from adriatic sea. crab

[–]moneyshift 1 point2 points ago

Ummm, yea, can you do me a favor and PUT MY HOUSE DOWN?

[–]Endyo 1 point2 points ago

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE HERMIT CRAB! YOU CAN'T HANDLE A SHELL THAT BIG!

[–]IamTypingWithOneHand 0 points1 point ago

Eat it.

[–]KaptainKershaw 0 points1 point ago

[–]nicklczk 0 points1 point ago

Ctrl+ all the way

[–]skillet42 1 point2 points ago

Hang in there, little crab - you'll make it!

[–]campoanywhere 0 points1 point ago

Some Costa Rica locals called those shells 'Tamarindo Tokers'. You'd snap off the pointy end, put a little pinch of, er, smokables in the open end and fire away. This was of course in Tamarindo.

Cool story bro.

[–]Mukyluk 1 point2 points ago

nice pic. My wife and i saw tiny hermit crabs like this on our recent trip to bora bora.

[–]pickoneforme 1 point2 points ago

that's a nice house.

[–]moonunitrappa 1 point2 points ago

Such a priceless look from the crab.

[–]doodleydoo 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag hermit crab!

[–]Drago6817 1 point2 points ago

THE CLAW!!!!

[–]littlelillydeath 1 point2 points ago

I caught a larger Hermit crab once and put it in a bucket with water and then little hermit crabs showed up. I was so confused

[–]SparkerBarker 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who thought of a bugle (the horrible snack, not the instrument)?

[–]oest 0 points1 point ago

Quit fucking around, Gulliver.

[–]Chia909 -1 points0 points ago

With the picture on the front page I thought for sure this was an r/trees post.

[–]murdocneverdies 0 points1 point ago

sarasota?

[–]MisterGrieves 1 point2 points ago

There you see her... sitting across the way.

[–]RedditCube 1 point2 points ago

DON'T BE FOOLED!! THAT LITTLE BASTARD WILL GROW UP TO BE A HEAD RAPING HEADCRAB!! I WARNED YOU!

[–]the_last_carfighter 0 points1 point ago

meh, I've seen bigger

[–]Studblack 1 point2 points ago

This looks like the island Petit Tabac in the Tobago Cays. There are tons of little hermit crabs there, it's a pretty cool place!

[–]iSwag -1 points0 points ago

from the thumbnail I thought I was on r/trees and that its a roach

[–]elmoismyboy 1 point2 points ago

don't let mr. hands get him.

[–]Notbob1234 1 point2 points ago

This deserves r/aww

[–]fijianrainforest 1 point2 points ago

It's perfect!!!

[–]Minimousse 1 point2 points ago

Oh em gee /dies of cute

[–]htravic17x 0 points1 point ago

Quick, someone make up a song about this guy!

[–]LuxNocte 0 points1 point ago

Someone get him a beagle costume!

[–]pmazza 0 points1 point ago

woop! woop! woop!

[–]Mr_Pie_Eater 0 points1 point ago

I believe it's called a Spermit Crab.

[–]LoriLush 1 point2 points ago

Itty Bitty Baby!

[–]scarfox1 0 points1 point ago

smoke that crab kush

[–]SgtGoldy 1 point2 points ago

My mother use to tell me my eyes were bigger than my stomach. Clearly his eyes are bigger than his entire body

[–]starflite 1 point2 points ago

I have two of these guys! But they're about the size of a strawberry :C

No tiny happiness here.

[–]will_never_learn 1 point2 points ago

Nicely trinmed nails, OP.

[–]Isai76 1 point2 points ago

Shouldn't he be "Under da' Sea"?

[–]bond2kuk 0 points1 point ago

If this was posted in /r/trees it would freak people out

[–]kenkyujoe 0 points1 point ago

I don't believe it.

[–]MrKequc 1 point2 points ago

It's a big world

[–]trippingbilly 0 points1 point ago

Going by the thumbnail, I thought it was a joint.

[–]notyourcoworker 0 points1 point ago

[–]RedditSurferGirl 1 point2 points ago

I used to have 16 in a 46 gallon setup. I relocated to a different state and due to circumstances had to move by greyhound bus so I had to rehome my little friends :( I miss them still.

[–]yellodello1221 1 point2 points ago

Itty bitty living space...

[–]Charlottealana 1 point2 points ago

Sebastian's grand child

[–]Coedwig 1 point2 points ago

You should enter the Pokémon league with it, I’ve heard that helps.

[–]stoyko91 1 point2 points ago

Awesome!!!

[–]adviceKiwi 1 point2 points ago

what is this a school for Itty bitty hermit crabs?

[–]adudeguyman 1 point2 points ago

I think it is a giant crotch crab

[–]j3ssmar 1 point2 points ago

"Da seaweed is always greenah."

[–]kilo_foxtrot 1 point2 points ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

-Itty bitty hermit crab, 2012

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 1 point2 points ago

Misleading thumbnail?

[–]ChloeNoelle 1 point2 points ago

This makes me happy. I don't know why, it just does. :)

[–]autobiography 1 point2 points ago

Ittybittyhermitcrab in an ittybittylivingspace!

[–]castleclouds 1 point2 points ago

I like the idea that this tiny insignificant hermit crab will never know or care that its picture was shown to the masses and appreciated by thousands of people. Now it will go on with its short life unaffected by its sudden and temporary fame, far beyond its level of comprehension.

[–]matiasrdz 1 point2 points ago

weird, i thought i unsubscribed from /r/aww...

[–]DancinDemon 1 point2 points ago

When i was little, I once caught 50 of these little guys and put them all in a bucket. Did not understand the concept of salinity and aeration so they all died. I was heartbroken and felt like a mass murderer.

[–]MrFahrenheit742 1 point2 points ago

I can't get over how steady that photographers hands must be.

[–]Distantly_Fellated 1 point2 points ago

If you hold a hermit crab upside down for a couple minutes, they drop out of their shell.

[–]TheAsian96 1 point2 points ago

How can we believe you're not just a giant?

[–]powzers 0 points1 point ago

I want to smoke him.

[–]nemogu_smislit 0 points1 point ago

420 move it, hermit

[–]nitromanitol 1 point2 points ago

The thumbnail of this looks.... interesting

[–]Todamont 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, well, rent is going up, high tide coming in. I bet he runs off to his friends and they don't believe him about the giant alien he saw.

[–]roy_cropper 0 points1 point ago

Insert generic zoidberg joke

[–]buhnahnuhbred 0 points1 point ago

wallpaper please?

[–]baileyzuzu 0 points1 point ago

I'm just glad you brought a q-tip to the beach.

[–]jinsei-shiki 0 points1 point ago

I actually think this belongs in r/aww.. Pretty cute if ya ask me.

[–]thatguyjustin 0 points1 point ago

Need some karma? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]baemey 1 point2 points ago

"Zut alors, I have meesed one!"

[–]ff6600 0 points1 point ago

That's some prime fuckin' real estate.

[–]mystery79 0 points1 point ago

Part of me is like aww cute,and the other part is like "red spider, kill it!"

[–]fernguts 0 points1 point ago

D'awww. I love hermit crabs.

[–]TotallyNotHitler 0 points1 point ago

See if he'll migrate into your urethra. You two could go out and solves crimes!

[–]CoriOreo 0 points1 point ago

Opened RES thumbnail and zoomed in to confirm itty bittyness.

Conclusion: So bitty.

[–]MysteryMooseMan 0 points1 point ago

dat F-stop.

[–]trafficlightmarley 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a joint.

[–]jessmanyeah 0 points1 point ago

Was anybody ever in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee?

[–]siamese_gun 0 points1 point ago

I want to go to there

[–]PassersRemorse 0 points1 point ago

[–]Baconingbob 0 points1 point ago

Wtf, I catch these all the time! I didn't know I could get this much karma from them...

[–]nickalopagis 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you found that on the island of Petit Tabac in the Tobago Cays? If so that is the same island they filmed Pirates of the Caribbean on! I was there earlier this year....Couldnt find the rum cellar tho....Why is the rum gone??

[–]DrugDealerFriend 0 points1 point ago

Definitely thought this was an /r/trees post from a quick glance at the thumbnail.

[–]VitimanB 0 points1 point ago

Where is this taken?

[–]NooMoahk 0 points1 point ago

Really huge hand, you mean.

[–]dfrehil 0 points1 point ago

The crab that will one day destroy humanity.

[–]twilight24317 0 points1 point ago

Oh...... That's awesome

[–]Gman1012 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, giant, but you can't fool me.

[–]macncheez_ 0 points1 point ago

This is excellent

[–]para_sight 0 points1 point ago

They all gotta start somewhere

[–]Bear10 0 points1 point ago

Need a tiny hermit crab? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]obscure123456789 0 points1 point ago

itty-bitty-baby.