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[–]Kilaya 875 points876 points ago

Some info here

"According to the soldiers themselves, cross-dressing is a military mind game, a tactic that instills fear in their rivals. It also makes the soldiers feel more invincible. This belief is founded on a regional superstition which holds that soldiers can "confuse the enemy's bullets" by assuming two identities simultaneously. Though the accoutrements and garb look bizarre to Western eyes, they are, in a sense, variations on the camouflage uniforms and face paint American soldiers use to bolster their sense of invisibility (and, therefore, immunity) during combat. Since flak jackets or infrared goggles aren't available to the destitute Liberian fighters, they opt for evening gowns and frilly blouses."

[–]Stratisphear 1016 points1017 points ago

See, you guys are all stupid. They're gonna be looking for army guys.

[–]Ridonkulousley[!] 185 points186 points ago

Not brides with AKs?

[–]imafunghi 122 points123 points ago

Not if it was a good day

[–]That90sShow 53 points54 points ago

Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central Liberia

[–]ddb1 13 points14 points ago

....something...something...diptheria

[–]Gogandantess 4 points5 points ago

Brides with AKs.. a sequal to Hobo With a Shotgun

[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 61 points62 points ago

Where do you even get a wedding dress in the middle of a war in West Africa?

Edit for dt25, who pointed out my geography fail.

[–]Stratisphear 88 points89 points ago

You've clearly never been involved in a landwar in Asia.

[–]TheUbermensch 38 points39 points ago

As a general rule I avoid them.

[–]Stratisphear 25 points26 points ago

You're boring. BRB, I'm going up against a Sicilian, and putting death on the line.

[–]worst_sexual_comment 14 points15 points ago

Ioacane? Hopefully you've built up an immunity over several years.

[–]Stratisphear 6 points7 points ago

No, I have something even more deadly up my sleeve...

A gun!

[–]romneyspesh666 0 points1 point ago

This is lame. You guys are lame. This whole. I don't even.

[–]Stratisphear 4 points5 points ago

As you wish.

[–]Fr0st_Byte 18 points19 points ago

Its amazing what pillaging a township comes out with....p.s. he got the gloves aswell

[–]ASlyGuy 17 points18 points ago

Well you certainly don't go to all the trouble of pillaging a wedding dress and just leave the gloves behind....

[–]dt25 5 points6 points ago

I think he meant like: how do they have dresses to be pillaged in the middle of a warzone?

Liberia is located on West Africa, though.

[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 8 points9 points ago

OH MOTHERFUCK ME!!! I was thinking West Africa, but then I'm like, "But Liberia is closer to me, it's on the Atlantic...so it must be East Africa!"

It is. Relative to me.

[–]Dom19 5 points6 points ago

[–]ViperXeon 580 points581 points ago

Oh please, that's just an excuse for going into battle FABULOUS looking.

[–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down 308 points309 points ago

"WHY CAN'T YOU SHOOT HIM SOLDIER?!"

"HE... HE'S JUST TOO FABULOUS!"

[–]2pacsofgum 32 points33 points ago

I've done my job.

[–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down 12 points13 points ago

avada kadavra. Wait shit. hocus illumnati. poof.

[–]philistic53 25 points26 points ago

There's an Eddie Izzard joke in here somewhere.

[–]medlish 18 points19 points ago

If it wasn't for the weapons the random clothing of everybody kind of would fit in a 80s children / young adult movie. That's kinda sad.

[–]digitalscale 1 point2 points ago

I would watch the fuck out of that.

[–]Sapphires13 95 points96 points ago

So basically, Eddie Izzard's "First Battalion Transvestite Brigade".

[–]Pariah_Dog 12 points13 points ago

Also the very first thing I thought of high fives

[–]pixiestickz 3 points4 points ago

Airborne wing!

[–]wh0isj0hngalt 78 points79 points ago

Game...blouses

[–]SixshooteR32 41 points42 points ago

It is you and your crew, versus me and the Revolution.

[–]ghazwozza 70 points71 points ago

they are... variations on the camouflage uniforms and face paint American soldiers use to bolster their sense of invisibility (and, therefore, immunity)

Except, unlike dresses, modern camouflage actually does make you harder to see.

[–]angertrain 49 points50 points ago

I'm a little surprised they had the gall to make such a dumb statement.

Camouflage works. Psychological warfare via wearing a dress? Probably not so much.

[–]Joenathane 45 points46 points ago

If seeing what looks like a bride causes their enemy to hesitate for even a second then it is effective.

[–]melliemat 14 points15 points ago

I know I was distracted. The naked Barbie doll and the Care Bear sweatshirt momentarily blanked my brain....

[–]angertrain 5 points6 points ago

Versus being more difficult to see?

There's an interesting trade off that was overruled in the late 19th century.

[–]Joenathane 3 points4 points ago

That's a broad generalization, there are many different types of war. There is war in the jungles, or in the middle of cities, or in the desert, guerrilla warfare, army vs army, tribe vs tribe and etc... Not to mention these are child soldiers without any resources, government or R&D. Different approaches work differently in different scenarios.

[–]angertrain 2 points3 points ago

I can't think of any time where one doesn't logically attempt to use camo that adapts to the local terrain.

They've been that specific since WWII.

[–]golyadkin 2 points3 points ago

That probably depends. It also makes them easier to see. If I see him hesitate, collect myself and shoot him, before I would even notice someone in other garb, it is less effective.

[–]CauseItsTrue 16 points17 points ago

African soldier finds wedding gown, gives out a shout of joy

"Jackpot!"

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish 2 points3 points ago

"It will instill fear in the eyes of my enemy!"

The worst thing being this is not a joke but what's really going on here. Hole shit...

[–]one80to1 16 points17 points ago

This is from Johnny mad dog. Good movie btw.

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 37 points38 points ago

Oh shit, actually factual information. Upvote.

[–]Cynikal818 6 points7 points ago

look up General Butt-Naked

I think VICE did something on him. besides cross dressing, or running around naked...he'd eat the hearts of his foes

[–]weaksauce85 13 points14 points ago

Grambling State Uni shirt... Confederate flag shirt... Care Bears shirt.... I feel invincible already.

[–]Bashutz 40 points41 points ago

"Hey, mate. What's that over there?"

"Holy shit that's a cross-dresser! That means they're invincible!"

"Oh fuck run!!!"

[–]PerpaDerp 48 points49 points ago

From reading that paragraph it's more like the bullet is thinking "Oh shit he's wearing a dress, I'll just avoid him because I'm confused. . . I'm also a bullet."

[–]eetsumkaus 20 points21 points ago

More like it'll confuse their sense of aggression. Not that these guys would necessarily spare civilians, but it would probably trigger something in them about the relative value of the target. I know I'll definitely do a double take when I see someone in a white wedding gown on the battlefield, and that's all it takes really. Mind game indeed.

[–]Ender2309 26 points27 points ago

no, we're talking about bullets here. these are backwoods african rebels they believe in voodoo and strange shit like that. they literally mean that the bullet will not be sure if it's supposed to hit the individual or not, because his two identities are confusing. so, it opts to miss the target rather than make a mistake. because of magic and wizards and shit.

[–]noyurawk 9 points10 points ago

You're a wizard, bullet.

[–]TheAughtSpectrum 7 points8 points ago

So that's why they never use the sights. They think the bullets are going to do all the work.

[–]panzerdriver 11 points12 points ago

So they still kill actual gay people...

[–]yourbuddyjoe 12 points13 points ago

they are, in a sense, variations on the camouflage uniforms and face paint American soldiers use to bolster their sense of invisibility

Except, you know, camouflage and face paint actually allow you to blend in with the environment, as opposed to a white fucking wedding dress.

[–]khrappeater 3 points4 points ago

they are, in a sense, variations on the camouflage uniforms and face paint American soldiers use to bolster their sense of invisibility

Except American soldiers don't where wear camouflage uniforms and cammo face paint to bolster their sense of invisibility.

[–]Kristovanoha 187 points188 points ago

Apparently it's from French movie called Johnny Mad Dog. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/johnny-mad-dog/

[–]thegreatvortigaunt 21 points22 points ago

Really good film guys, worth watching. Highlight of secondary school PSHE, that was.

[–]Miffins123 5 points6 points ago

We watched blood diamonds

[–]DressSexyAtMyFuneral 5 points6 points ago

We just watched that same fair trade banana video over and over.

[–]niggertown 40 points41 points ago

Well that explains it. They look way too stylish.

[–]CNPOMPEIUS 7 points8 points ago

Definitely. They all look fucking awesome.

[–]Meayow 60 points61 points ago

It's from a film called Johnny Mad Dog about child soldiers in Liberia. It's an amazing film.

clip

trailer

Full film, all 90 minutes

[–]ta1ntdude 83 points84 points ago

I like the guy with the russian hat and the confederate flag cowboy hat skull. That guy is like fuck yea stupid patroitism!

[–]hiddencountry 23 points24 points ago

I'm pretty sure those are dog ears in a leopard print, not an ushanka.

[–]christinabeana 14 points15 points ago

I like the naked barbie doll with face paint.. wtf?

[–]ryanbrostep 16 points17 points ago

Oprah's just chillin on the side in a blue mask NBD.

[–]sl8r4l8r 20 points21 points ago

You get a bullet! YOU get a Bullet! Check under your seats people, EVERYONE GETS A BULLET!!!

[–]BlinginLike3p0 8 points9 points ago

A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained weddingveil and some in headgear of cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or saber done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses’ ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse’s whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen’s faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools.

[–]lurkenstine 6 points7 points ago

that the most badass entrance ever. i'm not even joking

[–]Hillside_Strangler 76 points77 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
I swear I have no idea 7coms 15pts 4dys WTF
Just got married! 26coms 121pts 1mo WTF
my friends wedding photo [FIXED] 0coms 2pts 4mos funny
Never a bride 10coms 36pts 6mos WTF
Best. Wedding. Ever. 1301coms 1519pts 9mos funny
I...I don't know what is happening. 14coms 4pts 28dys WTF
Africa. 3coms 0pts 1mo funny
Africa. 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
Welcome to Africa. 6coms 9pts 1mo funny
Dressed to kill 12coms 29pts 7mos funny
If you aint no punk holla' we want pre-nup 0coms -5pts 1mo pics
Have you ever been so mad you wanted to kill someone while wearing a weddingdress? 13coms 69pts 1yr funny

[–]hiddencountry 8 points9 points ago

Interesting that the first post of this was "meh", resulting in only 69 points and 13 comments, while the second post 3 months later in the same subreddit got 1519 points and 1301 comments.

[–]maruraba 6 points7 points ago

Title is everything.

[–]allglorytogriffin 8 points9 points ago

Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian anyone?

[–]bmcavan 2 points3 points ago

That was the first thing I thought too!

[–]ssercomic 2 points3 points ago

Same. In case anyone is wondering:

A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained weddingveil and some in headgear of cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or saber done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses’ ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse’s whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen’s faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools.

Oh my god, said the sergeant.

[–]paco_alonso 2 points3 points ago

So this are Kony's boys, right?

[–]Abbeydabbey 4 points5 points ago

Kony 2012

[–]leoselassie 4 points5 points ago

Who says Borderlands isn't realistic....

[–]Justinyoder 4 points5 points ago

It's amazing to see them in their natural habitat

[–]Wildebeast1 8 points9 points ago

To the guy with the RPG.

It clearly stated on the invitation that the dress code was strictly AK...

[–]themasterbaits 9 points10 points ago

Drag shows in central Africa are a little more intense....

[–]Beano92 3 points4 points ago

This looks like Borderlands 2 DLC.

[–]Zoren 3 points4 points ago

the guy behind the Russian floppy hat guy is wearing fairy wings...

[–]mjbstd17 3 points4 points ago

Damn. A Grambling shirt?

[–]Meatslinger 3 points4 points ago

For all the horror that child-conscription is, I have to commend it for giving these youth an extremely active body-building lifestyle. Everybody in the picture is in great shape.

[–]dwall932 10 points11 points ago

But her biceps look GREAT!

[–]Sukach 6 points7 points ago

Care Bear jammies and an AK.

[–]antxsupreme 7 points8 points ago

What rap video is this from?

[–]Ratpack13 6 points7 points ago

"I ain't no holla back gurl motherfucker"

[–]glenlikespie 5 points6 points ago

Aahh, the skinny guy out in front, with one flip flop, one shoe, and a strapped on dolly. I can tell already that he's the red-shirt of the bunch.

[–]TheReaperr 2 points3 points ago

I see Lil Wayne has a new posse.

[–]76xr1z3894 4 points5 points ago

At first I was like WTF; then everything made sense once I saw the Grambling T-Shirt.

[–]fe3o4 4 points5 points ago

You know, it they wouldn't kill all their women, this wouldn't be necessary.

[–]Beaudism 3 points4 points ago

Is this a snapshot from East Side Detroit?

[–]Nifarious 2 points3 points ago

Always put the zombie with the naked doll in the wedding vanguard.

[–]Mister_Butters 1 point2 points ago

I see your shotgun wedding and raise you AK-47/RPG wedding.

[–]toby_sucks -1 points0 points ago

Dennis Rodman has finally hit rock bottom

[–]goeasyonme 2 points3 points ago

They are high as hell right? talked to some soldiers that had to fight kids like these in Liberia, horrible stories. These kids earned military ranks by killing people, one soldier I talked to he apparently met a 12ish general.

[–]TheStruggleWithin 2 points3 points ago

where do 3rd worlders get firearms? i have touble finding fireworks bigger then bottle rockets and even those are illegal almost every where

[–]Cadaverlanche 2 points3 points ago

Best acid party EVAR!

[–]plaggard 2 points3 points ago

Looks like my street growing up, except we didn't have AK-47s and RPGs. We had GameBoys and we were fat.

[–]Monkeytuesday 2 points3 points ago

For some reason, I imagine this is what Rush Limbaugh's nightmares look like

[–]Austinessexy 2 points3 points ago

repost

[–]Fanntastic 2 points3 points ago

Just another Detroit wedding...

[–]BulletTimex2 0 points1 point ago

Gay marriage bill passed in Africa.

[–]Frauenschaander 0 points1 point ago

I see a bunch of niggers and one nigger faggot.

[–]heyivebeenthere 6 points7 points ago

I'd like to point out that they all have horrible trigger control. They are going to inadvertently kill one of their own; that always bugs me about this picture. That, and it's reposted almost every fucking week.

[–]allqnoa 20 points21 points ago

On a scale of 1-Hitler, how racist am I for thinking that this looks like a pack of howling gorillas?

[–]PuroMichoacan 186 points187 points ago

White southerner male.

[–]kindabiglie 78 points79 points ago

To be fair, white northerner male would also apply. We just wouldn't dare admit it.

[–]MyRespectableAccount 14 points15 points ago

Adopting a behavior for long enough makes it your natural behavior. Fake it till you make it.

[–]amaefm 44 points45 points ago

It was once said to me by a southern man "In the south we fear blacks as a group but we love the individual, in the north you love black people as a group but you fear the individual."

[–]Modus_Pwninz -1 points0 points ago

White northern male here...I'll admit to having the same thought.

Shit, I even went further to speculate evolutionary gaps between them and my peers.

[–]Queefaroni 8 points9 points ago

yeah, its not like asians or hispanics are racist against blacks or anything

[–]PuroMichoacan 19 points20 points ago

I like black people. I don't like ignorant mothefuckers of any race.

[–]pizzlewizzle 4 points5 points ago

so you like black people just because they're black thats pretty racist itself

[–]Bukklao 7 points8 points ago

As a Hispanic puerto rican i can confirm this. Mighty interesting discussions about black people when the family gets together....

[–]beamoflaser 5 points6 points ago

I thought puerto ricans and black people got along

[–]pizzlewizzle 5 points6 points ago

half you PRs are black anyway

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 4 points5 points ago

all my black friends are racist against mexicans, indians and asians, and the world goes 'round

[–]dawnroselyn 7 points8 points ago

I'd say a solid Michael Richards.

[–]dodin90 2 points3 points ago

Pretty fucking racist dude.

[–]The_Weary_Pilgrim 16 points17 points ago

How is this getting upvoted?

[–]muckledamn 16 points17 points ago

Because Reddit is straightforwardly racist

[–]Josetheone1 4 points5 points ago

^ This. It makes me sad.

[–]DoctorNose 11 points12 points ago

Because once a redditor gets a few upvotes, no matter what they've said the hivemind continues upvoting.

[–]desull 2 points3 points ago

The same reason you're getting downvoted.

[–]toodrunktofuck -1 points0 points ago

Reddit works in mysterious ways, sometimes.

[–]muckledamn 12 points13 points ago

There's nothing mysterious about reddit's love of racism

[–]riteonfukenkaren 4 points5 points ago

the repost makes its daily appearance.

[–]toastedbutts 4 points5 points ago

13th this year, according to some bot.

[–]Laterian 3 points4 points ago

Enough already.

title comnts points age /r/
The bride makes his entrance. 496coms 1333pts 10hrs WTF
I swear I have no idea 7coms 15pts 5dys WTF
Just got married! 26coms 121pts 1mo WTF
my friends wedding photo [FIXED] 0coms 2pts 4mos funny
Never a bride 10coms 36pts 6mos WTF
Best. Wedding. Ever. 1301coms 1519pts 9mos funny
I...I don't know what is happening. 14coms 4pts 28dys WTF
Africa. 3coms 0pts 1mo funny
Africa. 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
Welcome to Africa. 6coms 9pts 1mo funny
Dressed to kill 12coms 29pts 7mos funny
If you aint no punk holla' we want pre-nup 0coms -5pts 1mo pics
Have you ever been so mad you wanted to kill someone while wearing a weddingdress? 13coms 69pts 1yr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]wargasm40k 2 points3 points ago

I find more amusement from the one wearing the confederate flag shirt.

[–]Sugreev2001 3 points4 points ago

They must have seen City of God too many times.

[–]hairy_cock 0 points1 point ago

niggers be niggin

[–]Ent_Guevera 4 points5 points ago

LOL RACISM.

[–]Gladeon 3 points4 points ago

Look at that lack of trigger discipline. Shameful really..

[–]lemoncholly 2 points3 points ago

Lack of anything resembling any form of discipline.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 2 points3 points ago

I didn't know they had the NBA in Africa ...

[–]There_is_no_evidence 0 points1 point ago

I heard when they do the fake "kidnapping" at the end of the ceremony, they hold ransom.

[–]timechuck 0 points1 point ago

Isnt that a deleted part of Seal's Kiss from a Rose video?

[–]azwethinkweizkd 0 points1 point ago

Lol look at the guy with the Confederate Flag T-Shirt

[–]leastcoast 0 points1 point ago

Is that an African Wilfred on the left?

[–]bobafettdontcare 1 point2 points ago

My personal favorite is the one with the Adventure Time hat.

[–]SRSLY_GUYZ 0 points1 point ago

I read "bride" as "bird" and spent longer then I should be proud of trying to find a bird.

[–]Ekperson 0 points1 point ago

Gay marriage protest Africa

[–]Beano92 0 points1 point ago

is that evel knievel behind him?

[–]whadupinnernet 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if real, or the next odd future video.

[–]bowsersdick 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of Fallout: New Vegas

[–]Captainnemo55555 1 point2 points ago

Even child soldiers celebrate Halloween.

[–]madpenguin 1 point2 points ago

The one in the dress is the most dangerous motherfucker there.

[–]TheContrarian2 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this picture many times, but what is the back-story?

Look like they might be some of those crazy Congolese fighters, like the ones that were led by Butt Naked.

[–]UnkoTaichou -1 points0 points ago

That's...a WOMAN?!?!?!?!?!

[–]Bison66 -1 points0 points ago

Does anyone else find the hilarious irony in the confederate shirt the one is wearing

[–]jabroni145 1 point2 points ago

That awkward moment when I thought that was a woman

[–]el_ter_e_blay 0 points1 point ago

The wedding didn't have an open bar.

[–]lerbius 0 points1 point ago

That other dudes necklace is quite weird aswell.

[–]robatron5000 0 points1 point ago

BANGARANGGGG!

[–]Sacrefix 0 points1 point ago

I remember when this was my desktop image 2 years ago. Its like it was yesterday...

[–]theflying6969 0 points1 point ago

odd future wolf gang

[–]jamiemiller 0 points1 point ago

"They said we were only allowed to vote Obama."

[–]mtmeador 0 points1 point ago

[–]lizbethblues 1 point2 points ago

They remind me of Neverland's Lost boys.

[–]Soldandor 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome

[–]breakdownnao 0 points1 point ago

This is the most confusing picture, they all look so... I cant even describe... Ow.

[–]wallieburger 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't be scared of a dude in a dress shooting at me, no more scared than anybody else shooting at me. And 3 mags taped together? They need some tactical vests...that must add like 6 pounds to their rifles.

[–]fuzzyshorts 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it's shaping up to be a helluva halloween party.

[–]infinitee775 0 points1 point ago

looks like the natives are getting restless

[–]Shard1697 0 points1 point ago

What a fucking badass.

[–]CuNiFe 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile in Africa...

[–]TheSovietMudkip 0 points1 point ago

The dude on the far left, the way he has his magazines taped does not make any sense at all.

[–]feefmeharder 1 point2 points ago

Reddit really isn't helping me overcome my inner-racism...

[–]elusivegypsie 0 points1 point ago

Does no one else notices these are kids. :(

[–]mcnubbin 1 point2 points ago

I see you have been to Oakland.

[–]silverbullet80 0 points1 point ago

Halloween in the Congo?

[–]dynasonic 1 point2 points ago

The rebel flag shirt is a nice touch

[–]ccrepitation 0 points1 point ago

kony's kids.

[–]pugfantus 1 point2 points ago

If that's the Bridal party, then I think I found a pic of the Groomsmen on the way to the wedding!

[–]brendendrew 1 point2 points ago

Ohhhh, so that's how Shaniqua looks without her wig.

[–]i_poop_mcdonalds 0 points1 point ago

holy fuck..that bride would give a mean hand job...I mean..she can rip your dick off and throw it into the tall grass.

[–]ClearlyVauge 1 point2 points ago

still laughing at the black guy with the confederate flag shirt

[–]brain4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

/r/humanporn would love this.

[–]niggertown -1 points0 points ago

Coming out to vote for "Ooo... oooo.... Oooobama."

[–]bootselectric 0 points1 point ago

Man... i bet that bride lifts...

[–]Circlejerk_Conductor -1 points0 points ago

fake and gay

[–]radiofreebc 1 point2 points ago

This photo might look funny on reddit, but I can assure you that if you saw this in real life...you'd be shitting your pants (or dress).

[–]o0xlizzyx0o 0 points1 point ago

I think everybody is neglecting the fact that the flower girl is tossing doll's heads instead of petals.. clever

[–]clanphd 1 point2 points ago

Check out the guns on that chick

[–]drofnasleinad 1 point2 points ago

Apparently love can bloom even on a battlefield.

[–]you_lose_ -1 points0 points ago

wouldn't it be "her entrance" not his?

[–]ResoL101 1 point2 points ago

Looks like General ButtNaked's wedding party?

[–]NaughtyDreadz 0 points1 point ago

looks like its a hacksaw Jim Duggan convention... HOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]MittRomneysDogsDick 1 point2 points ago

the bride don't have no trigger discipline

[–]akav0id 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone drew the short straw when picking out of the donated clothes bin

[–]Delta104x 0 points1 point ago

This just made my day.

[–]Mud1888 0 points1 point ago

Newark NJ

[–]patio87 1 point2 points ago

Please, Hellfire right on 'em.

[–]knuckboy 0 points1 point ago

Water get no enemy.