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[–]cubedG 228 points229 points ago

Yeah definitely knew this guy was a redditor

[–]sparatuvs 132 points133 points ago

Actually, the horse head mask meme originated on "Something Awful", and is (or was) much more prevalent there.

[–]GaryDuder 82 points83 points ago

And yet, the guy who did it is a Redditor, and the link is to a post on Reddit where the Redditor is the guy who did the thing. What's really going on here sparatuvs?

[–]Jman5 10 points11 points ago

I thought it originated with the anime Full Metal Panic.

In the episode, there is some stalker who wears a horse head mask. Every girl he catches he puts their hair into a pony tail and then lets them go.

[–]coolerheadprevails 21 points22 points ago

Is it a horse head mask meme or just a dude with a horse head mask taking a jog during Hurricane Sandy (which is funny as shit btw)?

He probably just thought it was funny. Doesn't mean that he had to get it from a certain place.

[–]HowtoJimmyK 37 points38 points ago

Apparently.

[–]StrangeShuckles 44 points45 points ago

'TIS HIM! THE HURRICANE HORSEMAN!

[–]bustedtrack 21 points22 points ago

Would you rather see a horse headed redditor or a redditor headed horse?

[–]MediocreJerk 24 points25 points ago

Do I have to fight 100 of them?

[–]WTF_OMG 165 points166 points ago

[–]mattpsx2 67 points68 points ago

Why does it look like he's morphing from a regular clothed human to shirtless jogging horsehead man?

[–]LOL_1Up 26 points27 points ago

After watching this 10 times, I concur. This is the actual WTF.

[–]BA_Start 6 points7 points ago

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

[–]koniges 42 points43 points ago

oh shit, I've been spotted! Run!

[–]alblaster 7 points8 points ago

cue benny hill music

[–]sergeprokofiev 25 points26 points ago

The whole newscast: http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo

[–]SerenadeCaelum 12 points13 points ago

Somehow this gif makes it funnier. It's like that bigfoot video but with a horse head.

[–]tempfolder 10 points11 points ago

[–]anchorsaway7 3 points4 points ago

Loving the zoom-in action there

[–]Djloudenclear 5 points6 points ago

Man, he's really horsing around

[–]KeystrokeCowboy 70 points71 points ago

I saw this live and I laughed my ass off. Lots of bored people in DC that don't have to go to work . "Oh live news is down the street? Be right back!!"

[–]HowtoJimmyK 26 points27 points ago

Get out of my head!

[–]dimplezcz 15 points16 points ago

I just saw this on News4. 5/5 would watch again. Thank god Pat Collins wasn't covering that story.

[–]ANAL_RAPE_IN_CHURCH 14 points15 points ago

Goddamned Pat Collins. He sucks the life out of every news event he covers. He is the great white anchor (no pun intended) dragging down the USS NBC4.

[–]dimplezcz 10 points11 points ago

It seems like he wanted to be an actor and never made it big so he makes his stories really dramatic.

[–]gravyflow 176 points177 points ago

[–]Shadax 29 points30 points ago

That was uncomfortably slow.

[–]ios_k 29 points30 points ago

Deal with it.

[–]qwerty9082 78 points79 points ago

WTF?

[–]digitalcriminal 67 points68 points ago

neti-pot bro.

[–]makemeking706 47 points48 points ago

Don't use tap water in the neti-pot. Brain parasites, bro.

[–]Eurynom0s 18 points19 points ago

You're supposed to boil the water and then let it cool back off.

[–]makemeking706 9 points10 points ago

Ideally, yes. Sometimes it doesn't always work out. WebMD link

[–]VoluptuousOrange 5 points6 points ago

I.... didnt know that... oh god... Do I need to get checked?

[–]Lucky_Mongoose 40 points41 points ago

You could just make sure to be on the lookout for neurological problems, like reading comprehension or else find it could be partially ended without the voluntary use of your effort finished delayed.

[–]jkats14 5 points6 points ago

Well played.

[–]VoluptuousOrange 3 points4 points ago

your effort finished delayed.

...

[–]Spookaboo 6 points7 points ago

There are parasites in tap water?

[–]makemeking706 15 points16 points ago

Regular people call them amoebas, but parasite just sounds better.

[–]Spookaboo 10 points11 points ago

I thought they were only in stagnant pond water, not in tap water.

[–]Mycobrew 5 points6 points ago

Go flaunt somewhere else, firstworlder.

[–]pinkflowers 3 points4 points ago

Aw fuck. Seriously? All I've been using is tap water. I really hope this is a joke.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 4 points5 points ago

does he even neti-pot?

[–]2LabsGuy 31 points32 points ago

Aaaaand that's a block from my house. Great.

[–]KingDennisIV 52 points53 points ago

Aaand now I know where you live.

[–]2LabsGuy 29 points30 points ago

Yes, but in what direction!?

[–]n3onfx 50 points51 points ago

The direction in which two labradors are barking.

[–]2LabsGuy 18 points19 points ago

Good luck considering the amount of dogs in this neighborhood.

[–]bingostud722 51 points52 points ago

sounds to me like SOMEONE just got nervous

[–]NanoGeek 11 points12 points ago

Ok, look for a neighborhood with lots of dogs.

[–]n3onfx 8 points9 points ago

Hey at least I tried.

[–]Swan-nee 3 points4 points ago

Bloomingdale represent!

[–]soulpicklz 102 points103 points ago

what an attention horse

[–]Captain_A_Lion_Eye 27 points28 points ago

trying to stirrup the masses

[–]BadAtSexting 10 points11 points ago

Some people will do anything for a mare 15 minutes of fame.

[–]MediocreJerk 18 points19 points ago

slow clop

[–]whydidijoinreddit 26 points27 points ago

When I saw this while watching the morning news, my immediate thought was, "I'll see this on reddit later."

[–]terabytepirate 20 points21 points ago

When I first saw it I wondered which one you bastards this was...ಠ_ಠ

[–]HowtoJimmyK 42 points43 points ago

My horse mask was gathering dust and everyone can tell that I definitely needed to start running again, who would have thought a camera crew would have been out on my jogging path?

[–]bedit 41 points42 points ago

Is that a horse wearing an awesome man costume?

[–]blue-robot 54 points55 points ago

ITS sp00n!

[–]0bi-JuAn 20 points21 points ago

If it was, Nova would have jumped from around the corner in his gumby costume and chased him down the street.

[–]iKaka 4 points5 points ago

Hahah, I can really see that happening, that would be hilarious.

I love those guys.

[–]Ta1nT_ZA 8 points9 points ago

Sp00n convinced me to get one of those masks for myself, and I've found that it just makes everything I do much better

[–]krappie 15 points16 points ago

So far, Hurricane Ike is in the lead with both a bear and a chicken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLykQrCLKE8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZHR6O6T-Nw

[–]why_fist_puppies 19 points20 points ago

For more like this, visit /r/horsemask. Or don't. What do I care?

[–]Titanium_cock 11 points12 points ago

[–]bjarkebjarke 9 points10 points ago

Didn't expect this to be real. Now my life will never be the same.

[–]Hiphoppington 3 points4 points ago

I'll probably be checking into this later and feeling maximum levels of shame afterwards.

[–]ThatUnoriginalGuy 6 points7 points ago

You showed them!

[–]MyMomsAPotato 8 points9 points ago

YEEEEEAH JDS IS OUT

[–]cleeb 15 points16 points ago

[–]DamnHellAssKings 6 points7 points ago

I was legitimately worried this would be a voyeur-style photograph of me masturbating and smoking reefer.

[–]stewie650 3 points4 points ago

go on...

[–]Tim_Drake_Wayne 37 points38 points ago

There's a hurricane on, and this guy is horsing around? Typical

[–]RandyRageQuit 11 points12 points ago

If you think this is a good idea, then the answer is NAY.

[–]Disco_Doctor 3 points4 points ago

Well, they were expecting gale horse winds.

[–]DarthPuhlie 6 points7 points ago

Is this the same guy who ordered a horse-head mask from Amazon the other night while drunk?

[–]c0ur4ge 2 points3 points ago

He's really asking for it. Going out jogging dressed like that...

[–]tiwuno 4 points5 points ago

Damn national news. I'm from northwest Washington. My first thought was, "Why are they videotaping footage all the way from the west coast?" Is it really that difficult for news stations to add the two extra letters, D and C?

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[–]hershycows 6 points7 points ago

Spoon?! WHY YOU NO MAKING YOUTUBE VIDEOS?!

[–]despicablejames 2 points3 points ago

I knew a fellow Creature had to have already posted this...

[–]YEMyself 3 points4 points ago

Having just worn one of these for a Halloween party, I'm concerned for this guy's safety while jogging in one. Seriously, you can't see shit out of it.

[–]markey82 1 point2 points ago

Oh THIS guy? What a stud.

[–]eli613 3 points4 points ago

holy crap. my friends go to Charles e smith. it's affectionately called "JDS". that man that the school is named after actually financed several important gov't buildings/senior communites.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postmortem/Washington_Builder,_Philanthropist_Charles_E.PDF

[–]swim711crazy 23 points24 points ago

Wow, Sara Jessica Parker lost a lot of weight

[–]opus666 14 points15 points ago

Deceased equine, physical abuse, etc.

[–]red321red321 56 points57 points ago

[–]Reesch 39 points40 points ago

That poor Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]DeliriousZeus 1 point2 points ago

I've seen you post this .gif in response to the exact same joke in another thread. I'm on to you red321red321, otherwise known as Sarah Jessica Parker!

[–]fleckes 4 points5 points ago

[–]mainst 2 points3 points ago

oh shit, it's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse !

[–]ItinerantDegenerate 2 points3 points ago

Pedobear was at hurricane Ike.

[–]kimbolslice 0 points1 point ago

That's my city!

[–]chubbsazn 2 points3 points ago

Sp00n!

[–]mrlego611 2 points3 points ago

Sp00n? Is that you?

[–]lethargicwalrus 1 point2 points ago

Local news at its finest.

[–]kabomlamma 1 point2 points ago

this hurricane makes me sing grease songs

[–]drneanderthal 0 points1 point ago

Hahahah, this is my neighborhood.

[–]StudioTuba 1 point2 points ago

While watching a live stream on the Weather Channel I just saw some dude go galloping behind the reporter on location. Seems like a lot of people are enjoying the storm atm.

[–]martymar18 0 points1 point ago

the bloomingdale neighborhood is a very weird place sometimes.

[–]camthecat 0 points1 point ago

Bottom, is that you?

[–]labelbuddy 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: that is his job

[–]ULTRAptak 0 points1 point ago

Watch out, this guy is adept at killing people with doors

[–]katzmandoo 0 points1 point ago

STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

[–]trollMD 1 point2 points ago

That seems really dangerous. I own the glorious horse head mask and I can barely see out of it. I can't imagine jogging with it on

[–]insanechaoz 0 points1 point ago

Lmfao

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

So that's where I left my track shorts.

[–]SecretAgentPanda 0 points1 point ago

Hey I have that mask!

[–]coyote1284 0 points1 point ago

No, sir, I don't like it.

[–]Spoon_Badger 0 points1 point ago

Why do I suspect this might end up like a plot for one of the most out-there episodes of CSI ever!

[–]mej71 0 points1 point ago

Guy with the same mask was in my lecture class today

[–]drice89 0 points1 point ago

You gonna ride the hurricane?

[–]iamnotatroll 0 points1 point ago

So was this guy

[–]meamgood 0 points1 point ago

It's Paul Ryan on one of his marathons.

[–]nicholmikey 0 points1 point ago

Better not be that horse guy again

Well, fuck

[–]dirtydayboy 1 point2 points ago

[–]KIPYIS 1 point2 points ago

[–]shinseiromeo 0 points1 point ago

This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[–]Titanium_cock 0 points1 point ago

[–]S2TheLolrus 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OTO_NsYkqOo#! Video from a new crew that was taping him. Guy is my hero. Horse man AMA please?

[–]Wreid23 0 points1 point ago

Hotline Miami....

[–]HoovesCarveCraters 0 points1 point ago

My brother used to go to that school, and I used to go to the gym at the JCC right next to it. Ahh memories.

[–]lesbian_iamtrue 0 points1 point ago

Where is this craze,, I havnt seen it in britain

[–]Modstar_98 0 points1 point ago

Dat mask

[–]gerg6111 0 points1 point ago

doesn't he have a bayonet?

[–]MrBurd 1 point2 points ago

[–]ASTROPOTATOE 0 points1 point ago

Well he's having a blast horsing around.

[–]fiercepenguin 1 point2 points ago

Good Guy Horse Head: Makes people less scared by being super weird.

[–]nikkeironin 0 points1 point ago

really hate when they say Washington but leaves off the DC

[–]Sammisamanth 0 points1 point ago

Hope you guys realize this is from a news broadcast in NW Washington. On the complete opposite side of country where the hurricane is.

[–]BenphemeR 1 point2 points ago

Trolls gonna troll.

[–]jigglesg 1 point2 points ago

This is amazing. It is near impossible to see out of that mask!

[–]Trolololivia 0 points1 point ago

Who doesn't do this when it rains?

[–]OfFireAndFlame 1 point2 points ago

LMAO I saw this on the news this morning and was laughing my ass off. Was wondering how long it would take before a fellow redditor put it up.

[–]YesSatan 0 points1 point ago

Fine jeez! I'll order the effin mask, stop haunting me!

[–]walczyk 0 points1 point ago

SCREW YOU THATS MY DAD YOURE TALKING ABOUT

[–]SexualWeasel 1 point2 points ago

I shit you not, while watching the news last night during the Giants v. Cowboys game commercial, there was a man in Belmar, NJ walking past the news reporter rubbing his nipples. It was the funniest thing at the moment.

[–]ScytherBlade 0 points1 point ago

that's my local news and i missed that...

[–]endurablegoods 1 point2 points ago

Oh, how soon we forget the Original Wacky Hurricane Person On the News -- Please remember..... Hurricane Ike Bear!

http://www.endurablegoods.com/misspelledyoth/2008/09/the-hurrican-ike-bear---topless-omg.html

[–]goingnowherespecial 1 point2 points ago

He's just.... Horsing around.... (insert glasses)

I'll leave.

[–]killerfembots -1 points0 points ago

omg sarah jessica parker!

[–]thehyacinthgirl 0 points1 point ago

oppan sandy style

[–]The_Derpgasm 1 point2 points ago

sp00n WHY AREN'T YOU RECORDING ?!!?!?1

[–]Rvdage 0 points1 point ago

Gws2

[–]7we4k 1 point2 points ago

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/183nqbnnbz8v4gif/original.gif

I guess Gawker went on a gif creation marathon...

[–]fatkidseatcake 0 points1 point ago

Reverse centaur style

[–]interputed 1 point2 points ago

And its a great way to stay in shape!

[–]giedow1995 0 points1 point ago

probably a teacher at charles E. smith day school

[–]HeyCarpy 0 points1 point ago

Being a guy named "Sandy", I think I find this picture a little more hilarious than most of you.

[–]daaaabears 0 points1 point ago

just saw a guy running in a nixon mask. also in DC

[–]The_Bangs 0 points1 point ago

I have those same shorts...and a horse head...I'd only wear one in that situation.

[–]techzero 0 points1 point ago

The Atlantic says he tweeted a new picture afterwards. It's pretty great.

[–]12121212MMM 0 points1 point ago

lol i know this guy

[–]TallCaucasianGuy 0 points1 point ago

[–]rapter68 1 point2 points ago

IT'S SP00N! :D

[–]foofighterfan -1 points0 points ago

-1000 fucks given

[–]enakro 0 points1 point ago

Surprised it's not Washington state actually.

[–]devinyolles 0 points1 point ago

thats my school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]PeppermintLNNS 0 points1 point ago

Ran right past the bar I work at! Bloomingdale FTW!

[–]rainman18 0 points1 point ago

That horse head meme was and is so fucking lame... Automatic downvote every time.

[–]shuaiw96 0 points1 point ago

annnnddd it's a great way to stay in shape.

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

"If Gabriel wants to Rollerblade, Gabriel is gonna Rollerblade!!"- David Cross

Ha, ha, ha!!

[–]Shanghaikid43 0 points1 point ago

Saw this post and thought "wow, where does shit like this happen?" Then I realized this is on my block, and u can see my house in the background of the full newscast. Fuck.

I kinda wanna go outside just to see if I can spot him...

[–]50_shades_of_rape 0 points1 point ago

Sandy is actually the name of the horse

[–]jackovasaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

Normal weather? On Reddit

Hurricane? Goes for a jog

[–]Roxx28 0 points1 point ago

I love you, reddit.

[–]BigBassBone 0 points1 point ago

What's the deal with the horse masks? I don't understand.

[–]benihanna111 0 points1 point ago

So weird....the school at the bottom of the screen is my highschool.

[–]montydad5000 0 points1 point ago

Clearly he's feeling like he's a little horse.

[–]0g_DvS 0 points1 point ago

Screen cap from Milwaukee... :D w00t

[–]sophia_danger 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YA SWEDEN

[–]another_old_fart 0 points1 point ago

I pity the truckers who work for the barn door company. Because that job would be like driving a barn door through a hurricane.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

I have to know. Why and when did wearing a horse head become a popular thing to do?

[–]Schildhuhn 0 points1 point ago

They tracked Sandy, found a half-horse-half-man.

Close enough.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

I want to have this man's babies.

[–]trippingbilly 1 point2 points ago

Takes off his mask.. A ton of weed smoke comes out!

[–]ShibaShoes 0 points1 point ago

I've already seen this picture to damn many times. Down Vote!

[–]alfredthegnome -1 points0 points ago

3rd post of this and it's the most upvoted, ridiculous

[–]kristencusumano 0 points1 point ago

Sarah Jessica Parker runs topless !

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

People still find this mask funny?

[–]tofumatt 1 point2 points ago

This part was even better. http://i.imgur.com/dbDB9.jpg

[–]deftdrummer 0 points1 point ago

Horse mask strikes again!