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[–]schmop 57 points58 points ago

My name is Sandy. You have successfully combined the oldest and most recent plagues of my existence.

[–]amyneko 36 points37 points ago

Goddammit Now i need to watch grease!

[–]creatoranddistractor 8 points9 points ago

Watched it last night. Was not disappointed.

[–]amyneko 14 points15 points ago

I watched it a ton as a kid...I had no idea it was so dirty until I watched it again at 14.

[–]CupofBallSoup 6 points7 points ago

I was in the play in High School. It was pretty tits, ass and taint.

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

BallSoup, stop trying to make tits, ass and taint happen!

[–]CupofBallSoup 0 points1 point ago

heydernau!

[–]esoomcol 6 points7 points ago

It also has a horrible message to it. Be sure to change yourself completely to get the man you want. Wut.

Still love it though.

[–]sexlexia_survivor 2 points3 points ago

I recently heard the greased lighting song and was amazed how I used to sing that as a child.

[–]amyneko 3 points4 points ago

"Shes a really pussy wagon" >.> I thought he was talking about cats...

[–]avery51 21 points22 points ago

I got chills, they're multiplyin!

[–]nowthatwasfunnyy 13 points14 points ago

And I'm loOoOosin' control.

[–]TheKatness[!] 12 points13 points ago

Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

[–]classic__schmosby 10 points11 points ago

YOW!

[–]whoopygoldberg 7 points8 points ago

You better shape up WO WO WO cause I need a man!

[–]Ryguylv 5 points6 points ago

And my heart is set on you!

[–]avery51 0 points1 point ago

Never gonna give you up...

[–]3m1L 2 points3 points ago

Never gonna let you dOOOooown

[–]DaBomb1 0 points1 point ago

Never gonna turn around,

[–]DevilsLittleChicken 15 points16 points ago

You're not alone. People at work have been punning 'bout "the power you're denying" all day as its expected to cause widespread blackouts.

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 5 points6 points ago

I'm in Florida. Nothing but blue skies and white clouds. Ya'll gon' stay safe now, ya hear?

[–]mrwoolery 4 points5 points ago

If you try to drive, Sandy will carry you off in the air:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmciu213y1rjkyheo1_500.gif

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 11 points12 points ago

I love how women love this movie.....and fail to realize in the end the girl completely changes herself to meet the wants of the man by becoming a slutty greaser chick.

Way to think it through, ladies

[–]khalkhalash 5 points6 points ago

Hey, they love 50 Shades of Grey, which is all about finding "empowerment" through letting some rich, powerful douche make all of your decisions for you and use you sexually when he pleases.

I guess the "new feminism" is little more than accepting your status as an object to be desired and manipulated.

We've come full circle!

[–]picklesnmypants 1 point2 points ago

I'm the only female I know of that hated 50 Shades of Grey. I couldn't get past the 4th chapter. Kept saying "yeah right" every time something stupid happened. That being said, if I want some porn I'll just go on the internet like I've always done.

[–]esoomcol 2 points3 points ago

I'm a girl and I think I read one sentence from it and I hate it. But I have to listen to 50+ year olds chit chat about it at work.

[–]runsoutofspace 0 points1 point ago

Hairdresser?

[–]Hermeran 3 points4 points ago

Jesus, John Travolta looks like a kid in that picture.

[–]runsoutofspace 1 point2 points ago

34 years will do that.

[–]mamashibubu 4 points5 points ago

God all day yesterday I kept singing out "Saaaaandy! Sandy! Why-yi-yi-yi-yi..." like Danny. I don't think anyone was amused but me. Sigh.

[–]StavroMuellerBeta 0 points1 point ago

Sandy my darlin', you hurt me real bad, you know it's true

[–]siobhancovill 2 points3 points ago

It's been nonstop Pete & Pete/Polaris jokes around here. That didn't even occur to me!

[–]VictoryForUpfish 0 points1 point ago

thank you! i've had that in my head for the past few days and i thought it was just me.

[–]mynameisGeir 2 points3 points ago

I got winds, they're multiplying

[–]74rex 3 points4 points ago

You're not...ever since I saw the name, I've been adding Danny's 'ouuh' after the name.

[–]MagnusTheGreat -1 points0 points ago

[–]DAngelo_Barksdale -1 points0 points ago

GREASED LIGHTNING

[–]ilvin 0 points1 point ago

I may have laughed a little too hard on this one. (x

[–]roseisme 0 points1 point ago

I got chills They're multiplying And I'm losing control Cuz the power you're *denying It's ELECTRIFYING

[–]DeathBat51108 -1 points0 points ago

I've been waiting for that comment!! Hahaahahaha I live in Boston, and so far, its just REALLY windy and pretty rainy.

[–]MikeHazeGaming 1 point2 points ago

Anybody ever think about how the movie Grease is really just about a needy girl who comformed to society and got what she wanted because of it?

[–]Dark_Pixie 0 points1 point ago

In Norfolk, apparently my mother wanted to drop in just to stir up trouble. I think it's just as funny that my little brothers name is Andrew and he lives in Florida.

[–]thorofasgard 0 points1 point ago

i had this exact idea but I'm terrible at photo manipulation. Well done.

[–]Darrida 0 points1 point ago

It's awkward, because Sandy's actually turning off the electricity.

[–]alphawhale12 0 points1 point ago

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy with Virgin...ia

[–]stillghoti 1 point2 points ago

I've been singing "Grease is the word" since yesterday. You're not alone.

[–]freindo 1 point2 points ago

[–]Epithemus 1 point2 points ago

Best Jewish athlete of all time?

[–]mishichai 0 points1 point ago

Ah, Grease. When Travolta kissed girls and didn't deny kissing guys even after there were pictures. John, it's okay to admit you'd rather kiss the fellas. It's 2012, not 1952.

[–]supermonkey1313 0 points1 point ago

No, she's obviously coming to get Dirty Dan.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

its only a cat1 whats the big deal

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point ago

Not the only one, someone posted this on Facebook last night.

[–]cheesesauceboss 0 points1 point ago

every time i say sandy in his voice. every. time.

thank you.

[–]AndrewAnonymous0 0 points1 point ago

I love the fact that I live in North Da-fucking-kota and don't watch any news so reddit is the only place I've heard of hurricane sandy

[–]Ambience7817 0 points1 point ago

look,. the hurricanes arent even that bad. its just really windy and rainy. ive lived in the south east part of VA for years and nothing really horrible happened

[–]TerraRyan11 -1 points0 points ago

You know you're not the only fucking one, as EVERYONE has been making Grease references on facebook all day.

[–]pawlesome 1 point2 points ago

I heard his voice in my head all last night

[–]jsnoogs 0 points1 point ago

I was Danny in my senior musical in high school. Now every time I hear Grease references it takes me back.

[–]MrMarkZ[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome. Pretty envious!

[–]FrostByt -3 points-2 points ago

That guy likes dicks in his mouth.

[–]Green_Eyed_Grrl -2 points-1 points ago

You're not alone, that was my first thought. xD

[–]MagicalPonyPrincess 0 points1 point ago

I was begging the graphic designer at my job to Photoshop this since last week...now I'm sad.

Edit: phone

[–]MrMarkZ[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like you guys need a new graphic designer! I'm for hire! :P (Though in my defense, this isn't the best example of my work and was done on a tablet lol...)

[–]MagicalPonyPrincess 0 points1 point ago

Bahaha I'll have to tell him that he's walking a thin line now!

[–]MrMarkZ[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha - :P

[–]CoopertheBKE -1 points0 points ago

I am sitting in class right now hearing about dental disease in dogs, and this is the first thing on Reddit today that almost made me LOL.

[–]GARRETTKELLEY -3 points-2 points ago

Repost