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[–]realkalm 25 points26 points ago

Should that be "stabble"?

[–]so_carelessly_here 11 points12 points ago

Yes. Yes it should be.

Some people just don't take things seriously anymore, I swear.

[–]DougThister 2 points3 points ago

This.

[–]distopiandoormatt 2 points3 points ago

Is.

[–]shankeith 6 points7 points ago

SPARTTTAAAAAAA!!!!

[–]Galarron -3 points-2 points ago

Cancer.

[–]inebriates 13 points14 points ago

[–]Nyrb 1 point2 points ago

See dear? He's cool with it.

[–]StewieBanana 4 points5 points ago

The dad ends up dying because he refused medical treatment when he clearly needed it.

[–]imad85 4 points5 points ago

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

Fucking LDS.

[–]Butthole_Scientist 1 point2 points ago

That happens all the time.

[–]TylerRBack 4 points5 points ago

Relevant: http://www.imgur.com/NRoaP.png

Ignore the 9Gag logo. I found the picture on Twitter, I promise!

[–]thefru 2 points3 points ago

What a... punishing joke!

[–]thrillreefer 0 points1 point ago

A bloody good time.

[–]bobbyalfaro 6 points7 points ago

The repost nazi has arrived

[–]Totally_a_Banana 5 points6 points ago

They've gone too fuhrer this time!

[–]Mac_Anu 3 points4 points ago

Others may not like reposts, but heil live with it.

[–]Changes_THE_Too_Le -4 points-3 points ago

Le repost nazi has arrived

[–]The_Last_Melon14 1 point2 points ago

What? Too spoon?

[–]pungkerton 0 points1 point ago

I hope he doesn't "blade" to death.

[–]Kageyn 0 points1 point ago

I would like to think that if i were injured seriously, while everyone around me is freaking out, I would be lying there making corny jokes too. BRB going to play on the interstate

[–]DeadSeaGulls 0 points1 point ago

dads love puns.

[–]InLoveWithKueppers 0 points1 point ago

goddammit, his "t"s look like +'s >_<

the whole time I was reading "knife + 0 meet you"

[–]mojomonkeyfish 1 point2 points ago

The funniest part of this comic is the utter lack of attribution.

[–]Sallos53 1 point2 points ago

This has been reposted like 50 times now..

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[–]Splatypus 0 points1 point ago

It's a pun goddamnit. Reddit loves puns.