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[–]captain_shmogan 45 points46 points ago

Right... For cats...

[–]MakeNShakeNBake 16 points17 points ago

There are things that people do to their pussy that shouldn't be talked about...

[–]jesusapproves 7 points8 points ago

That isn't a rule that applies here on reddit.

[–]MakeNShakeNBake 5 points6 points ago

Thanks Jesus

[–]eats_shit_and_dies 3 points4 points ago

[–]flinxsl 0 points1 point ago

reddit requires photographic evidence of everything you do to your pussy.

[–]Jobholder 6 points7 points ago

[–]rhinorocan 20 points21 points ago

I can tell from the look on that cat's face where he wants to put that horn.

[–]Izzysofizzy 1 point2 points ago

Please. He wants the Horn.

[–]AOEUD 1 point2 points ago

Presumably, the owner has a similar place in mind...

[–]Pulsat3r 22 points23 points ago

That look of pure unadulterated hatred coming from that cat....

[–]js569 5 points6 points ago

I couldn't tell... in my experience, cats always look like that

[–]Shellface 1 point2 points ago

You must be terrible with cats if they always look like that when you're looking

[–]Nebulaoblivion 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure a lot of redditors are awful with cats, since I keep seeing people say shit like, "Cats never cuddle with me!" and "My cat always runs away when I try to pet it."

[–]EddieFrits 9 points10 points ago

I actually own one of these. I saw it, I thought it was one of the stupidest things that I had ever seen, and I bought it. I don't even own a cat.

[–]DerpsteinBear 2 points3 points ago

Hey, you've got to use something to masturbate with.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

It's a dude.

edit: he.

[–]Pulsat3r 0 points1 point ago

It?

[–]DerpsteinBear 1 point2 points ago

Your point?

[–]Cyberslasher 1 point2 points ago

ANAL PENETRATION.

[–]Petsl 18 points19 points ago

Your mom loves it :)

[–]kaajit 13 points14 points ago

For the love of god can someone photoshop grumpy cat in this pic?

[–]BadStu 27 points28 points ago

[–]asshatnowhere 15 points16 points ago

I was a unicorn once. It was awful.

[–]kaajit 0 points1 point ago

fantastic!

[–]BiggerLongerAndUncut 6 points7 points ago

For the love of god can someone photoshop mail one to grumpy cat in this pic?

[–]matts41 2 points3 points ago

This picture is relatable! Because I've seen it on here before!

[–]Thundy 4 points5 points ago

I put this on one of my cats, I would title this "curious toleration"

http://i.imgur.com/LnkCn.jpg

[–]EverGlow89 5 points6 points ago

Really? We're gonna put something inflatable on a cat?

[–]LilDouche 4 points5 points ago

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[–]schmese 2 points3 points ago

When did reddit turn into Spencers Gifts?

[–]yanniD 0 points1 point ago

yeah that cat is having a blast

[–]realterrorreal 0 points1 point ago

Pussies love it!

[–]I-hate-reposts 2 points3 points ago

Cats love what? Reposts?

[–]Spiritjump 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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the most useless product i have ever seen. ever. (maybe re-post) 1com 3pts 11dys funny
He just looks so happy to be wearing that. 0coms 0pts 11dys pics
Cats love it! 3coms 2pts 26dys funny
Anyone in need of karma? 0coms 4pts 4dys funny
Unicorn cat is not amused 1com -1pt 14dys funny
"Cats love it!" 2coms 10pts 22dys funny
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats 2coms 3pts 1mo funny
Your cat will love it! 9coms 1pt 17dys funny
For when your regular cat just isn't enough. 0coms -4pts 1mo pics
Dildo cat 7coms 20pts 1mo WTF
Should your cat ever feel the urge to become a unicorn 1com -5pts 1mo pics
Unicat. 1com 0pts 3dys pics
Cats Love It! 0coms 1pt 20dys funny
Just what my cats have been needing. 2coms 6pts 1mo funny
The nobel price of peace goes to 1com -5pts 1mo pics
Welcome to internet, may I help you? 2coms 0pts 27dys funny
The Unicat Hat? 2coms 0pts 27dys WTF
Sometimes you don't know you need something until you see it 5coms 43pts 8dys pics
It's made for cats 1com 4pts 15dys funny
Finally, a unicorn horn for cats! 1com 1pt 1mo funny
Kitty-horn... Wtf 11coms 73pts 1mo WTF
Cats love it! 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
Seriously, cats love it! 0coms -6pts 1mo WTF
Inflatable unicorn horn for cats! 2coms -2pts 1mo funny
inflatable unicorn horn for cats! 0coms 0pts 1mo pics
I found this on Facebook... 1com -5pts 1mo funny
Finally found Facebook gold! 4coms 2pts 25dys funny

source: karmadecay

How many times must we see this danged image?

[–]The_designer_pro 3 points4 points ago

The cat on the box was caught by surprise. The one infront of the box wants to rip the soul out of the people laughing at it behind the camera

[–]ChumZar 4 points5 points ago

They look like the same cat...

[–]SacredTorment 2 points3 points ago

[–]Paradoxius 0 points1 point ago

Living the dream.

[–]snail-gorski -1 points0 points ago

Cat: "Please kill me!"

[–]rawilleq -1 points0 points ago

somebody make a grumpy cat photoshop.

[–]Dj_HuffnPuff 0 points1 point ago

this cat looks as if he is about to flip shit

[–]w2tpmf 2 points3 points ago

"MOM! Kitty's being a dildo!"

"Well then I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with Mommy tonight!"

[–]SacredTorment 1 point2 points ago

"Really, human? You've strapped a fucking dildo to my head? Sleep with one eye open."

[–]captainfreiheit 0 points1 point ago

Usually this look means I'm a couple of minutes away from having to disinfect something.

[–]Batch2 0 points1 point ago

Does it have electrolytes?

[–]theDart 0 points1 point ago

Women owners love this one

[–]Cannoli12 0 points1 point ago

His face says: "I've seen some stuff man!"

[–]Devils-Avocado 0 points1 point ago

[–]maccalex -1 points0 points ago

[–]pauliscool 0 points1 point ago

Take the fucking hat off now.

[–]ArtyDunbar 1 point2 points ago

caticorn?

[–]standardowl 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd

[–]whimsy_boy 0 points1 point ago

This is probably the sixth time I have seen this in r/funny. Stahp.

[–]CalvinDehaze 0 points1 point ago

This furthers the idea that cats can show no other emotion besides anger and annoyance.

[–]CarlFromAccounting 1 point2 points ago

Here is my friend's cat from facebook. http://i.imgur.com/UbAbf.jpg

[–]pollydowner 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend just gave me the human and cat version a couple days ago. My cat hates hers.

[–]G0pherB0y 0 points1 point ago

That look says "I'm going to poop in your shoe for this."

[–]InitiallyAnAsshole 0 points1 point ago

The internet has ruined me..

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

Yes, because you definitely want the next Colby to be a 12 year old girl masturbating with her cat's horn.

[–]dutch83 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck do i keep seeing this pic every day?!

[–]pauerbach08 1 point2 points ago

My horn can pierce they sky!

[–]Speark 0 points1 point ago

Kitty Cat not amused

[–]lttmfnt 0 points1 point ago

No, no they don't.

[–]Cookjames6 0 points1 point ago

WHERE DO I FIND THIS?

[–]JoeChieftw 0 points1 point ago

Since when does a horn come from the back of your head?

[–]keganmak 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to put that on Grumpy cat

[–]OGIVE 0 points1 point ago

Unicorn cat is not amused

[–]Leehams 0 points1 point ago

The death glare that carts save for this kind of thing are 11/10. They will eat your soul.

[–]theenemee 0 points1 point ago

upvote because cat hates life

[–]lostcartographer 0 points1 point ago

My pussy loves it!

[–]Kbear52 -5 points-4 points ago

Tho pic is OVERUSED

[–]ja_bour -2 points-1 points ago

Someone please put this on grumpy cat

[–]KiraKoala[!] 6 points7 points ago

[–]LivingLovingMaid[S] -1 points0 points ago

I think this one also qualifies as grumpy.

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[–]LivingLovingMaid[S] -2 points-1 points ago

ok sry...in my defense found it on http://www.iwantilose.com/ and didnt check karma decay...

[–]Der_Rock -3 points-2 points ago

OLD

[–]Schnapplegangers -2 points-1 points ago

Dildo a that's.

[–]OPisnotFaggot -2 points-1 points ago

Pussies love it too.