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[–]ZombieParadigm 87 points88 points ago

"And now we'll just sneak in a little beard riiiiiight here"

[–]SHYS7IE 53 points54 points ago

It'll be our little secret

[–]tamasuperstar 28 points29 points ago

Happy little beards.

[–]TheGr8Brandino 17 points18 points ago

And if you tell anyone about that beard, I will cut you!

[–]thesheenmachine 1 point2 points ago

[–]C-4 7 points8 points ago

A little dabble of mustache never hurts

[–]great_gape 4 points5 points ago

[–]Baron_Von_Trousers 111 points112 points ago

Fun fact, it's Bob Ross's birthday today.

[–]bdeze 117 points118 points ago

i went on google too

[–]red97 48 points49 points ago

Damn, never thought I'd meet another Google user. Small world, Google-bro!

[–]idkwtfimtalkingabout 11 points12 points ago

TIL people still use Google.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 31 points32 points ago

Fun Fact: Bob Ross never took a dime for his work on PBS.

[–]UncivilPeace 2 points3 points ago

Sauce?

[–]Redditaa 41 points42 points ago

Sauce?

Original recipe makes 6 servings

Ingredients:

1 chopped onion 5 cloves garlic, chopped 2 teaspoons olive oil 2 (28 ounce) cans peeled ground tomatoes in paste 1 (6 ounce) can Italian-style tomato paste 7 cups water 3 tablespoons Italian seasoning 2 tablespoons dried basil 1 teaspoon white sugar 1/2 cup red wine 1 pinch crushed red pepper

Directions

In large saucepan over medium heat, saute onion and garlic in olive oil until soft. Stir in tomatoes, tomato paste, water, Italian seasoning, basil, sugar, wine, and crushed red pepper. Reduce heat to low and simmer 3 hours, stirring occasionally. Serve.

[–]emarkd 23 points24 points ago

3 hours?!? Ain't nobody got time for that!

[–]Meaty_owl_legs 1 point2 points ago

Ain't no one got the Thyme for that!

[–]tacojuan 0 points1 point ago

Budumtish

[–]backdora_da_explora 5 points6 points ago

3 hours? Fuck that, Ragu is $1.29

[–]IvanKozlov 5 points6 points ago

Fuck Ragu, Prego is where it's at!

[–]backdora_da_explora 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you Ivan, you know I can't eat foods that end in the letter O.

[–]IvanKozlov 2 points3 points ago

Shit dude, I forgot about your condition! Sorry.

[–]Kotaniko 3 points4 points ago

Did you? Did you really? Or were you trying to poison that poor little backdoor explorer?! You make me sick, you monster!

[–]backdora_da_explora 1 point2 points ago

He may be a monster, but at least he didn't forget our sexiversary. JERK.

[–]billtheangrybeaver 1 point2 points ago

Bastard, I like this recipe more than the one I made last night. Saving for next time , thanks.

[–]UncivilPeace 0 points1 point ago

That's not sauce...That's GRAVY. Get it right.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 4 points5 points ago

Source: I'm not a liar.

Kidding, here you go.

[–]IAmtheHullabaloo 10 points11 points ago

And, fun fact, that tree used to be a Drill Sergeant.

[–]TheW1zarD 6 points7 points ago

Rob Boss.

[–]barrybulsara 0 points1 point ago

Wer Thizard.

[–]poonpounder69 0 points1 point ago

ssoB boR

[–]1Ckn_Nlitnmnt 6 points7 points ago

Happy 70th Bob Ross! I remember, as a child, having to stop flipping the channels and watch you paint after my Saturday cartoons. Always made me a happy little tree. Fond memories!

[–]backdora_da_explora 5 points6 points ago

I remember thinking, "This white guy has black people hair". And then, "Fuck me running, this guy is a good painter".

[–]bobbyhill2024 3 points4 points ago

It was always Bob Ross and the Price is Right that made sick days home from school so amazing.

[–]Sowy 0 points1 point ago

he died in 1995

[–]bobzelfer6595 1 point2 points ago

link for the lazy: www.google.com

[–]tehnico 14 points15 points ago

Our painting needs some Happy Bob's right here. [dab] There we go [dab] a beautiful [dab] Happy Bob.

[–]iamwastedbutimready 6 points7 points ago

[–]Goatsnarfer 5 points6 points ago

Who hurt you Bob, who hurt you ಥ_ಥ

[–]tehnico 1 point2 points ago

You don't know how you just made me feel. Thanks.

[–]Joshiebear 36 points37 points ago

Thanks for keeping us informed.

Please do let us know if you see any face swaps in the future that bump this off the top of your list.

[–]backdora_da_explora 6 points7 points ago

Can I give you my e-mail in case Elo29's top 5 changes?

[–]kcamrn 10 points11 points ago

And on the face we'll drop in a happy little beard

[–]Sadiepaws 7 points8 points ago

Happy little Bob.

[–]dutch010 2 points3 points ago

Just brush the hair a little, gently transition from the hairline to the curles.

[–]Larius -4 points-3 points ago

This still is my least favorite repost.

[–]only_one_name 34 points35 points ago

Don't you see? By using the "This is still my favorite __________" format, OP is allowed to repost the image without criticism. That way, they can justify the repost haters by saying they never claimed it was theirs, while the people who haven't seen it before will upvote. This way, OP comes off as someone who just wanted to share their favorite image of someone on their birthday, rather than someone who's blatantly fishing for karma. It's foolproof!

[–]Elo29[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank God for hamsters.

[–]only_one_name 0 points1 point ago

...Touché

[–]Elo29[S] 0 points1 point ago

I actually forgot I posted this. I logged into Reddit and said "What, why did my karma double? People don't like me." But then I remembered the daffodils continuously dream of being cacti but it will never come true. Isn't it depressing?

[–]sommergirl 0 points1 point ago

I wish this was in english so you could understand it, but OPs post reminded me of this danish childrens show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-hoDj_qgp8#t=520s

[–]RichardRider 1 point2 points ago

Still?!?!

[–]nln4 0 points1 point ago

Read this as "This is still my favorite 'wasp'."

Almost expected white anglo-saxon protestants.

I'm glad I was mistaken.

[–]Mtb-Maniac 1 point2 points ago

He looks like Luke kelly.

[–]BrawHaHaw 0 points1 point ago

'Just give it a little tap, taparoo.' He was the best.

[–]Edmanep 0 points1 point ago

I prefer tit for tat...

[–]dash488 0 points1 point ago

Any relevance to todays Google Doodle?

[–]lowndest 1 point2 points ago

it's this man's birthday today.

let's express this in a painting! (cue shitty_watercolour)

[–]tyrok43 1 point2 points ago

Go to Google it is his 70th birthday today.

[–]hatterson 0 points1 point ago

Someone please inception this where it's Bob Ross painting a tree that's painting Bob Ross who's painting a tree....

[–]MrsChristmas 0 points1 point ago

i miss bob ross, he taught me how to paint years ago i used to watch him and tape his shows on vhs i wish i still had them :(

[–]edu_gon95 0 points1 point ago

There...

[–]firestepper 0 points1 point ago

Fitting... considering it is his birthday today!

[–]EverythingsTemporary 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone ask?

[–]flyingsnorlax 0 points1 point ago

i've seen this guy paint, and he is incredibly talented. Paints a fucking beautiful painting in under 30 minutes, with no editing, and no starting over.

[–]zork-tdmog 0 points1 point ago

Every little tree needs a friend! I love him.

[–]gameboy7oa 0 points1 point ago

I looks like we just made a happy little mistake.

[–]jerisho 0 points1 point ago

Happy little accident right there!

[–]Guitarcooplmao 1 point2 points ago

He's on google today....

[–]THEFALLOFTONY -1 points0 points ago

This is something I would expect from a /b/tard.

[–]magusg 0 points1 point ago

The tree really needs to be smaller and have a smile on it. Happy little trees.

[–]BruceBrewsky 0 points1 point ago

It's not Steve Buscemi doesn't count.

[–]DrHasnoCash 1 point2 points ago

This is by far the greatest swap I've ever seen

[–]gabesunday 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think Val Kilmer could play Bob Ross?

[–]brakstone91 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB ROSS

[–]snake_of_fire 0 points1 point ago

I'm upvoting the first person who make a "In soviet Russia" joke.

[–]Elo29[S] 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, tree paints Bob Ross.

[–]SameGuy37 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck am I looking at?

[–]HannsOG 0 points1 point ago

[–]J_Jammer 0 points1 point ago

That would make a great living room piece.

[–]Wastesofa 0 points1 point ago

[–]BoyAndHisBlob 0 points1 point ago

Is this Soviet Russia?

[–]clonetrooper250 0 points1 point ago

Okay, this is geniunley ingenious.

[–]theredditorhimself[!] 1 point2 points ago

creeps me out to think that tree is totally screwed up in the brain. It kills fellow trees and uses them as a paint brush.

[–]DownvoteMe_IDGAF -2 points-1 points ago

And I still don't give a fuck.

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA 1 point2 points ago

Cool, brah,upvoted but I like the attitude, brave soldier

[–]dylanroo -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck this, I'm unsubscribing from /r/funny. Just reposts and fucking twitter/Facebook posts.

Fuck

This

Shit.

[–]Elo29[S] 0 points1 point ago

Bye.

[–]Ipowermaral 0 points1 point ago

upvote, because i love bob ross

[–]YouSaidADumbThing -2 points-1 points ago

"Yeah, I'm reposting. Suck my dick, I said it was 'still my favorite'. Fuck you!"

[–]Elo29[S] 0 points1 point ago

It was his birthday. He needed to be frontpaged.

[–]WhipIash 0 points1 point ago

Well I wanted to see the original...

[–]naivat10 -3 points-2 points ago

In Soviet Russia image reposts you.

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[–]Azuaron -1 points0 points ago

Forget who now?