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[–]Downvotes_Facebook 24 points25 points ago

Wow. eCards AND Facebook. Really reaching for content.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 118 points119 points ago

Punchline, title, etc.

[–]lcarusLives 109 points110 points ago

[–]zennz29 6 points7 points ago

Not to mention reposted

[–]irawwwr 4 points5 points ago

Not to mention it belongs to /r/Iam14andthisisfunny/

[–]Tron22 7 points8 points ago

[–]Thinks_Too_Logically 1 point2 points ago

Whatever happened to the cone?

[–]intentListener 98 points99 points ago

Unfunny overused joke with the punchline in the title. Poorly done all around.

[–]Andall 9 points10 points ago

Ill take it over "facebook finally delivers"

[–]luopjiggy 3 points4 points ago

1/10, didn't laugh the first time

[–]italia06823834 7 points8 points ago

yet has 200 something points...

[–]intentListener 27 points28 points ago

And Mind of Mencia was popular enough for 4 seasons. There are a lot of people who will laugh at anything.

[–]zodar 62 points63 points ago

It's pretty hard to fuck up not putting the punchline in the title.

[–]SamWise050 18 points19 points ago

While reposting at the same time

[–]Nerfherder32 23 points24 points ago

And being a huge faggot

[–]fancycephalopod 1 point2 points ago

OP leterally cannot stop sucking cocks.

[–]tnturner 5 points6 points ago

leterally

[–]Zaboodable 1 point2 points ago

Literally this.

[–]stillnotking 23 points24 points ago

You are the AT&T of people.

[–]dauntlessmath 8 points9 points ago

OP is the opposite of Batman.

[–]mem21352 1 point2 points ago

OP is human tennis elbow.

[–]Greenleaf208 10 points11 points ago

Please No:

eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

[–]vbnr12 38 points39 points ago

Wanna play a nice game of hidengofuckyourself OP?

[–]ButtFuckMcGee 57 points58 points ago

DAE make me a sandwich? Lol le [FB{ FTW [over 9000]

[–]YouEvenLift 13 points14 points ago

You know it's a bad day when something you think is in /r/im14andthisisfunny is actually just in /r/funny.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 3 points4 points ago

I posted it there a month ago. This is a repost that already hit the front page of r/funny in September.

[–]Celebutaunt 9 points10 points ago

[–]DemureLoudmouth 9 points10 points ago

Hey, thanks for not putting the punchline in the title.

[–]manwithhat2 46 points47 points ago

Get it because sexism

[–]TheCynicalMe 14 points15 points ago

responding to a dumb sexist joke with a dumb sexist joke is perfectly fine.

[–]UserNumber42 8 points9 points ago

I see nothing wrong with a sexist response to a sexist image.

[–]Pony_Stanza 9 points10 points ago

Right, because true equality is ignoring inequality and having an ignorant back and forth of snide remarks.

[–]SS2James 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty hilarious/ironic coming from an SRSter.

[–]pencilinfrontofme 10 points11 points ago

/r/Iam14andthisisfunny

Also look at the facebook page; clearly fucking 14 years old. Faggot.

[–]AbusiveProstate 6 points7 points ago

[–]---REDDIT--- 7 points8 points ago

ah ha ha ha ha u r so fucking funny i cant beieve u r a virgin

[–]fire_hawx 1 point2 points ago

I can believe you are a virgin.

FTFY

[–]Twitcher77 2 points3 points ago

Thank god the punch line was in the title, I couldn't read the one in the picture.

[–]ImSmores 2 points3 points ago

Today at Quiznos I go tomatoes on my sandwich and no onions. I asked for onions and when I was asked about tomatoes I said no I don't like tomatoes.

[–]Crestfallen_Username 1 point2 points ago

Did you get chips ?

[–]Alder12 3 points4 points ago

It's a good thing you didn't put the punchline in the title.

[–]churizurd 3 points4 points ago

This makes me want to deliver a swift kick to the faces of smug fourteen year old boys everywhere.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 0 points1 point ago

You mean the one's whose moms are still making them sandwiches because they are too busy popping zits and masturbating to bra ads, National Geographic, Vampirella, Princess Leia...you know what I mean.

[–]predaderp 0 points1 point ago

This implies that men are prone to fucking up sandwiches.

[–]jackalopexs20 0 points1 point ago

Thanks to you, I just saw three terrible posts in a row. I'm leaving. Bye everyone.

[–]Strader69 0 points1 point ago

/r/im14andthisisfunny called, they want their post back.

Edit: missed a letter.

[–]madc0wdisease -1 points0 points ago

Shit, I thought I wandered into /r/imgoingtohellforthis for a second.

[–]boatman51 -1 points0 points ago

i once tried to tell my woman to make a sandwich after making love... she looked at me said if i can walk to the kitchen after sex. you havent done your job and clearly dont deserve said sandwich.... moral of this story: dont tell a woman to get in the kitchen....

[–]ZeffC 0 points1 point ago

[–]LTman86 0 points1 point ago

It's not messing up a sandwitch, it's called experimenting with new things...

[–]evilbananaman 0 points1 point ago

Punchline in title - Check

Repost - Check

Belongs in /r/im14andthisisfunny - Check

OP is a faggot - Check

[–]jawndisease -2 points-1 points ago

LOL CUZ WIMIN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN AMIRITE GUISE

dick.

[–]Pantsuz -1 points0 points ago

Thats right, its science.

[–]Alchemilla 0 points1 point ago

Its shit like this that reminds me of why I deleted facebook.

[–]Fradzombie 0 points1 point ago

Liked your own comment, classy.

[–]omaroao -2 points-1 points ago

Man, the link was blue before I even clicked it. Stop reposting.

[–]Sobertese 7 points8 points ago

That's the normal state of unclicked links.

I think the word you're looking for was "purple"

[–]omaroao 1 point2 points ago

yea meant that.. lol

[–]Crestfallen_Username -2 points-1 points ago

I'm all for a good sexist joke every once, and awhile, but at least put some fucking effort into it.

[–]tits_mcgahee 0 points1 point ago

Women DO work as hard as men...