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[–]Whapow 74 points75 points ago

A better love story than anything. Ever.

[–]Captain_Baby 1 point2 points ago

Why is this even in funny?

[–]fobindianman 2 points3 points ago

[–]1Down 2 points3 points ago

Yes even better than UP. But not by much.

[–]johnyg 1 point2 points ago

as much as I love UP I have to side with whapow on this

[–]ourosoad 44 points45 points ago

Yup. The original episode of this actually made me cry.

edit Specifically the end where he is waiting for years on end for Fry to return

[–]GirlyWhirl 9 points10 points ago

Every time I see it I cry. Every. Damn. Time.

[–]BigTunaTim 10 points11 points ago

Whenever I see Futurama's on and it turns out to be that episode: http://imgur.com/QZwGY

[–]Harddaysnight1990 6 points7 points ago

Nope. I still watch it. Because it's an amazing episode.

[–]Roflcoptarzan[S] 7 points8 points ago

Almost as good is the Leelu love story.

[–]Koyoteelaughter -4 points-3 points ago

Hell yeah. Wrote her name in the fucking stars. Powerful bitches.

[–]CyanogenHacker 1 point2 points ago

Um no...wat...?

[–]kaiden333 2 points3 points ago

Spoilers: Fry wrote Lela's name in the stars and she fell in love with him but due to time being wibbly wobbly it was all reverted and the stars were destroyed without her seeing them.

[–]Koyoteelaughter 3 points4 points ago

Amen. That was a sad one too. In fact...Jurrasic Bark, that Lela love story, and the one where bender is floating in space lost and finds god...those are the best one.

[–]kaiden333 2 points3 points ago

and the clover one.

[–]Koyoteelaughter 0 points1 point ago

oh shit...i don't remember the clover one...remind me....

[–]artoodeetoo18 2 points3 points ago

It still gets me every time, even if I just tune in to the end of the episode.

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 0 points1 point ago

So many feels that day...

[–]majuhlazuh 10 points11 points ago

Ouch, right in the feels!

[–]graewfawefsadf 5 points6 points ago

Motherfucker you just crossed the line.

[–]Koyoteelaughter 6 points7 points ago

That was actually a very heartbreaking episode. fuck you OP.

[–]Rawr310 5 points6 points ago

This isnt even funny this is just true.

[–]HeyLookZEROfucks 1 point2 points ago

[–]molliepop351 5 points6 points ago

Nothing is a better lovestory than that!

[–]PROTTOZ 5 points6 points ago

Fuck you, OP. I'm crying now.

[–]Oheina 5 points6 points ago

God. Damn. You. My eyes are all sweaty now.

[–]CyanogenHacker 0 points1 point ago

Deodorize...

[–]HaveAGoodDayEh 4 points5 points ago

I told myself I wasn't going to cry anymore... damn you...

[–]jmdxsvhs15 5 points6 points ago

I honestly cried. Im a grown man and I cried at the end.... How dare you bring this up when I came here to laugh.

[–]heath185 4 points5 points ago

Oh god, the brother/7 leaf clover episode makes me cry like a little bitch every time. It hits me right in the feels.

[–]Roflcoptarzan[S] 0 points1 point ago

Let's face it everyone cried their eyes out during this episode. And I'm sorry I didn't realize there was am r/futurama when I posted this, it would have been better there, too late I guess.

[–]jmdxsvhs15 3 points4 points ago

the damage is done. im on r/NSFW_GIFS masterbating with my own tears so I can sleep.

[–]Roflcoptarzan[S] 1 point2 points ago

It's a healthy sadness. The coping method you're using is questionable however.

[–]jmdxsvhs15 2 points3 points ago

daddy needs his prolactin to go to sleep...

[–]hayesam4 4 points5 points ago

I cry like a baby every fucking time

[–]Consequence6 3 points4 points ago

People have just given up with this meme. Isn't it supposed to be something that's not romantic (i.e. rock paper scissors) that's "A better love story than Twighlight"?

[–]Roflcoptarzan[S] 1 point2 points ago

I went unsarcastic with this one.

[–]imstartingover 3 points4 points ago

[–]Crownlol 2 points3 points ago

Gets me, every time. I have to just turn off the ending.

[–]kazuma_k 0 points1 point ago

much better.

[–]G4mer 0 points1 point ago

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! I WILL NOT CRY! I WILL STAY STRONG!

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

GOD DAMN IT, OP! I JUST FORGOT ABOUT THIS EPISODE!

[–]Roflcoptarzan[S] 4 points5 points ago

Did Seymour forget?

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

I was trying to think of this one reference about something, where a woman tearfully tells a man she doesn't want to forget him, but something happened and she has to forget(or it's a side effect of something). I can't remember what it was, but I remember it being really sad. Somebody help.

[–]Roflcoptarzan[S] -1 points0 points ago

The Notebook?

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

I have honestly never seen that. But no, it had some sci-fi or fantasy reason behind it.

[–]Roflcoptarzan[S] -1 points0 points ago

Maybe that happened in a Doctor Who with Amelia and the Doctor. That happened right? Whatever I get the image, but also see Seymour sitting on that sidewalk for twelve years..

[–]DrClaw_PhD 0 points1 point ago

It happened with the 10th doctor and Donna; I don't know about the others.

[–]deityofchaos 0 points1 point ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

[–]ChuckYeah 0 points1 point ago

Probably this.

[–]THOR_THUNDERCOCK_ 0 points1 point ago

Nono, you promised you wouldn't cry this time!

[–]supermallory 0 points1 point ago

that episode is always so sad to watch, but you're right about the "better than twilight" thing..

[–]theknewkid 0 points1 point ago

Not a love story a bromance.

[–]encrypter8 0 points1 point ago

Ending of that episode is the saddest thing i've ever seen

[–]iknewaguyonce 0 points1 point ago

That episode is among the only things that makes me cry. And the 7 leaf clover one! Every damn time...

[–]Baconopolis 1 point2 points ago

This made me cry. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME!

[–]downvote_allmy_posts 0 points1 point ago

damn you, now i has a sad =-(

[–]blackoak365 0 points1 point ago

NO!

[–]erwin54 0 points1 point ago

WHEN WILL THIS JOKE END!?

[–]Luc0902 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who cried at this episode?

[–]Senious 0 points1 point ago

In all seriousness this was the first television that ever brought me to tears.

[–]Senor_Wilson 0 points1 point ago

Kind of ruining this joke... This fucking episode made people cry.

[–]DrCliffHuxtable 0 points1 point ago

The touching story of a dog and the pizza who loved him.

[–]mastrkief 0 points1 point ago

Not that I'm disagreeing, but I wonder how many of the hundreds of people who submit a post with this title have actually read Twilight.

[–]Nyc0n_as_a_number -1 points0 points ago

This title makes no sense because that relationship is fucking AMAZING and that phrase is used to describe shit that doesn't make sense... Like a cat hugging a banana.

[–]Roflcoptarzan[S] 0 points1 point ago

It says that this is a better love story than twilight, no sarcasm.

[–]Nyc0n_as_a_number 0 points1 point ago

Well your understanding of the phrase "Still a better love story than Twilight" is clearly lacking.

[–]Roflcoptarzan[S] 0 points1 point ago

Your understanding of "still" not being in the title is lacking.

[–]Kjqaz 1 point2 points ago

lik dis if u cry evrytim

[–]bgorman87 1 point2 points ago

[–]RandomExcess -4 points-3 points ago

I don't get this.

[–]ourosoad 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for letting the rest of us that do know.

[–]molliepop351 2 points3 points ago

You know MAYBE he/she was hoping someone would explain it to him/her

[–]ChuckYeah 0 points1 point ago

Ah, yes, the mystical He/She, very rare to find.

[–]longhornlocke 2 points3 points ago

Futurama S:4 Ep:7 "Jurassic Bark"

[–]GirlyWhirl 3 points4 points ago

It's from an episode of Futurama called Jurassic Bark. Watch it if you want your heart to shatter and to cry like a little girl.

[–]Koyoteelaughter 2 points3 points ago

He befriends dog. He gets cryo sleep and woke up hundreds of years later. Finds dog petrified and clones him and....too fucking sad...can't do it. Just watch the damn episode.