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[–]shark_claws 73 points74 points ago

Not this shit again

[–]An_Insane_Stork 36 points37 points ago

Holy fuckballs that's elaborate.

[–]CyanogenHacker 9 points10 points ago

And overused on /r/woahdude

[–]Kubaker1[!] 4 points5 points ago

It's from that masterfully made film known as 'Battleship'.

[–]Belarock 3 points4 points ago

I... uh? hmm. k..

[–]jamarcus92 2 points3 points ago

I love how during the credits they went out and said it was based on a board game.

[–]PossiblyDavid 0 points1 point ago

IT WAS??????!??!!??!!???

[–]drawingdead0 0 points1 point ago

No, it was made specifically so that it could be turned into a downvote gif on reddit

[–]Sirspen 0 points1 point ago

As terrible as it was [especially the story], you have to admit that the CGI and sound design were fantastic.

[–]FishPilot 4 points5 points ago

We can't stop it... 243 up votes so far... Here we go again

[–]sniffyousmellgood 1 point2 points ago

Took the words out of my mouth.

[–]AustinTreeLover 1 point2 points ago

It came up in a thread earlier today, so that's probably why we're seeing it again.

The post was about parents calling the police because their son was suicidal. The police shot the kid. Someone in the comments thought this comic was relevant. And here we are again.

[–]Kongo204 1 point2 points ago

Choo choo mother fucker

[–]monkeyuncle8 29 points30 points ago

am I really the only person that finds these funny? I just get pissed that so many are reposted

[–]Swift3lade 6 points7 points ago

If it werent for people reposting them people like me (people who dont sit on reddit all day) would never see them. Now if you will excuse me (ducks down and covers up for the onslaught of downvotes coming my way).

[–]PretendPhD 0 points1 point ago

I like them too, I don't know why the hate!

[–]e8ghtmileshigh 9 points10 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Train etiquette. 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
Nice work Luke 1com 9pts 7dys funny
..Wat 136coms 933pts 1mo WTF
Good guy luke 0coms 2pts 1mo funny
Train Etiquette 28coms 596pts 1mo funny
Nice work Luke. 4coms 22pts 1mo WTF
What the hell Mary? You deserved that 1com -2pts 1mo funny
Onya Paul 0coms 4pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Almost_Ascended 1 point2 points ago

Jesus F. Christ, 7 of them from 1 month ago. They must be desperate for karma.

[–]free_to_try 0 points1 point ago

People think reddit is facebook.

They see something funny and post it without actually checking if it has already been posted.

I can understand that a title doesn't always reflect the content and the reddit search function is, well, a little bit crap so it might be hard for some people to know if it is a repost.

But the reddit rule should be: if it is a meme and you didn't personally create it yourself, don't post it to reddit.

[–]PossiblyDavid -4 points-3 points ago

Nobody cares

[–]YouEvenLift 11 points12 points ago

Didn't we make a subreddit specifically to keep these off /r/funny?

[–]1234abcde 4 points5 points ago

What subreddit might that be?

[–]Jaelynnn 6 points7 points ago

/r/queenslandrail edit- typo

[–]YouEvenLift 5 points6 points ago

/r/trainetiquette seems a bit more populated.

[–]Jaelynnn 2 points3 points ago

That would explain the lack of posts in the former.

[–]1234abcde 2 points3 points ago

Thank you!

[–]tastesliketurtles 2 points3 points ago

Oh sure, we make a subreddit to deal with these, yet the thousands of Facebook posts still wander freely.

[–]thedbp 0 points1 point ago

Hm, people don't get the point of subreddits... subreddits are not to make sure the content goal for it is not seen in any other subreddits, it is so you only see that content in that subreddit.

that means that broader subreddits gets content from everything relevant to that one. as an example

/r/gaming gets posts about fallout portal pokemon zelda etc. because it's all relevant to gaming.

there are still subreddits called /r/pokemon, /r/Fallout, /r/zelda and /r/Portal which all have content that only has things relevant to that game, but that doesn't mean that any of those wont be posted in the parent subreddit so to speak, /r/gaming

TL;DR parent subreddits have the child subreddits posts, but not the otherway around.

[–]Fraen 5 points6 points ago

Drivers205 posted to the wrong subreddit, so some kind redditors told him to fuck off and take it to the right subreddit.

Thanks redditors!

[–]PretendPhD 3 points4 points ago

Reddiquette, super simple stuff.

[–]Dawhitemamba 3 points4 points ago

Of all the times I've seen this on the internet, this is the most recent of those times.

[–]Lotenn 2 points3 points ago

Tits or GTFO

[–]Crownlol 2 points3 points ago

I thought we were free of these things forever.

[–]xMelGibsonx -1 points0 points ago

In case you were wondering.. Everyone hates these and you

[–]misterfanwank 4 points5 points ago

I love these.

[–]redzdevilz 0 points1 point ago

Second'd

[–]xMelGibsonx 2 points3 points ago

You didn't let me finish, my dog's name is Everyone and he can't stand trains.

[–]misterfanwank 0 points1 point ago

You had two hours to finish before I posted. I'm calling shenanigans.

[–]frostysnowcat -1 points0 points ago

You're welcome =D

[–]Billywubba 0 points1 point ago

Too bad Luke wasn't there for Felicia Garcia!

[–]Garnack 0 points1 point ago

shame he didn't have a gun.

[–]dillzz 1 point2 points ago

I just like that this is Australian :)

[–]ArsenicAcid 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck, that's my fucking name. Downvote fuckers.

[–]NoNiceGuy 0 points1 point ago

Lucy took a walk, now Lucy's dead.

[–]Almost_Ascended 0 points1 point ago

Posting etiquette; apparently NOT so simple stuff.

[–]Teknohmygod 0 points1 point ago

I didn't laugh until I read, "super simple stuff"

[–]fappingtwats -4 points-3 points ago

stahp.

[–]AntiLuke 1 point2 points ago

Such a considerate young man.

[–]ohgodwhyguy 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking stupid

[–]InterwebCeleb -3 points-2 points ago

That was fucking terrible.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

Oh god, not this bullshit again.

[–]LaLaBKS -2 points-1 points ago

Bad on you. Bad.

[–]4chanThinksImWeird -4 points-3 points ago

Good on you, Luke.