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[–]Gurnnnn 834 points835 points ago

Holy fuck that is awesome

[–]you-are-the-best 208 points209 points ago

No shit... if anything was ever deserving of an upvote it's this picture.

[–]Tubasaurus 167 points168 points ago

Naah, I'm gonna go upvote all the gangnam style costumes and zipper face makeup instead.

[–]anusdestroyer2 129 points130 points ago

I prefer the "HERE IS MY DAUGHTER DEFYING TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND WEARING A MALE SUPERHERO COSTUME" pictures.

[–]punderful 37 points38 points ago

"My two year old couldn't decide between dressing up as Samurai Jack or a Dalek...until he decided to go as the the prism from the Dark Side of Moon cover. Pink Floyd is his favorite band!"

[–]squonge 8 points9 points ago

"My two year old couldn't decide between dressing up as Samurai Jack or a Dalek...until she decided to go as the the prism from the Dark Side of Moon cover. Pink Floyd is her favorite band!"

Now it's karma worthy.

[–]strallweat 48 points49 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]anusdestroyer2 19 points20 points ago

braverymeter.gif

[–]Damaband41 17 points18 points ago

Zipper face?

[–]Gersttt 28 points29 points ago

[–]candidfabler 45 points46 points ago

zip it back! zip it back! zip it back!!

[–]Damaband41 5 points6 points ago

What the actual fuck. Is there any guide showing how this was done?

[–]NiteTiger 14 points15 points ago

Zipperface tutorial, featuring the exact pic shown.

[–]gallow737 2 points3 points ago

I'm fairly certain it's just some makeup FX you can buy at general Halloween stores.

[–]awesomebbq 18 points19 points ago

Fuck that, I'm going as Slenderman. I betcha nobody else will go as Slenderman!

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 18 points19 points ago

No half naked chick so I wish you luck OP.

[–]BraveRutherford 2 points3 points ago

And your comment!

[–]mark331 25 points26 points ago

Yeah dude honestly, out of all the costumes I've seen posted on Reddit, this takes the entire cake.

[–]justagirl90210 11 points12 points ago

That's a very creative, practical, and well executed costume. What's so great about it is that he integrated his child in it so well. Great job!!! 8D

[–]MankeyManksyo 12 points13 points ago

This is so good, it has to be propaganda to convince people to have kids.

[–]sigint_bn 10 points11 points ago

The best fucking thing out of everything that ever fucking existed for fucking ever. Fuck that wins so hard.

[–]Frightenstein 9 points10 points ago

They win all the candy!

[–]chuckDontSurf 2 points3 points ago

The only downside is that with a baby that young, he was probably only able to stay in costume long enough to take the picture.

[–]slugslime 309 points310 points ago

Get away from her you bitch!

[–]1541drive 135 points136 points ago

Shhhh! The baby.

[–]Heatbeat 123 points124 points ago

Get away from her you meanie head!

[–]Clumpy 15 points16 points ago

I would use the phrase "booger barn" as a kid. I think I misheard "booger brain" at some early stage.

[–]amacleod426 13 points14 points ago

Earmuffs

[–]UncleTedGenneric 11 points12 points ago

And that's when i was all, "Get away from her you... Biiitch! "

[–]Friendly_Xenomorph 20 points21 points ago

Sorry about that.

[–]yellowpigs 5 points6 points ago

Goosebumps. Every time.

[–]Mr_PewPew 5 points6 points ago

I'm so glad so many people got this reference!
One of the greatest N64 games!

[–]GroundWalker 242 points243 points ago

Without a doubt the coolest costume I've ever seen.

[–]weatherbot_five 46 points47 points ago

Seriously. Most great costumes i see are either extremely well made or extremely creative. but this is an extremely well executed and physically cool form of a really good idea.

[–]ginyuforce 46 points47 points ago

That's it, man. Game over, man! Game over!

[–]afsdjkll 146 points147 points ago

Best costume I've seen on reddit

[–]1541drive 34 points35 points ago

On reddit!?!? Please find a better one ANYWHERE.

[–]LockMeIn 153 points154 points ago

[–]Galater 49 points50 points ago

I need a dog asap

[–]opaeoinadi 2 points3 points ago

Double stat, as you doctors say.

[–]cuppincayk 24 points25 points ago

Hahaha that person is a dog ass.

[–]CoCo26 8 points9 points ago

What?

[–]HarleyQ 2 points3 points ago

I think they're commenting on the fact that the head of the stuffed dog part is covering the ass of the person in the picture

[–]KallistiEngel 2 points3 points ago

Try again.

[–]HarleyQ 2 points3 points ago

Then I got nothin.

[–]KallistiEngel 2 points3 points ago

Hint: Look at the dog's ass.

[–]JoJokerer 4 points5 points ago

HAHAHA THAT PERSON IS A DOG ASS.

[–]cuppincayk 2 points3 points ago

The butt pirate on the dog's but carrying the back end of the chest.

[–]DanforthFalconhurst 3 points4 points ago

HAHAHA THAT PERSON IS A DOG ASS

[–]strallweat 7 points8 points ago

I always wonder how long those animals actually keep their costumes in one piece after the pic is taken.

[–]Justavian 82 points83 points ago

This is the first time in my 35 years that i have ever wanted to have a child.

[–]immacum 16 points17 points ago

Adopt one from the adopting place.

[–]MartelFirst 10 points11 points ago

Africa?

[–]xniinja 73 points74 points ago

How do they ring doorbells?

[–]Buck_Futthole 188 points189 points ago

They just smash through the door.

[–]iamdanhi 36 points37 points ago

...and suddenly in my head I hear "Trick or treat motherfucker" in Doakes voice...

[–]MrBrownThumb 22 points23 points ago

Damn, now I want a baby of my own. So many awesome costume possibilities like this!

[–]Pappydethkon 11 points12 points ago

krang and android.

[–]kenkyujoe 5 points6 points ago

Who run Bartertown? Who... run... Bartertown?

Say loud!

[–]worksomewonder 16 points17 points ago

Easily the most bad ass Parent + child costume, ever.

[–]Seamus_OReilly 15 points16 points ago

"Where do you want it?"

"Bay 12, please."

[–]Endothes 28 points29 points ago

We have a winner!

[–]Ilan_Berkeley 24 points25 points ago

Oh wow! This is really clever! Congrats on the awesomeness

[–]SLAP0 95 points96 points ago

Two hours in and not on frontpage? Reddit?!

[–]ThisWontFrontPage 83 points84 points ago

I'm sorry.

[–]ninefivedelta 52 points53 points ago

You cocksucker.

[–]OneCello 19 points20 points ago

Gimme the keys

[–]happycrabeatsthefish 7 points8 points ago

Op has my permission to repost. OP, pm me if you repost. You has free upvotes from me, gift certificate.

[–]curson 27 points28 points ago

That's fantastic! /r/LV426 needs to see this :)

[–]hailunix 7 points8 points ago

That's a thing!? So much awesome.

[–]hairyassandballs 5 points6 points ago

thought the same thing, just subbed to it.

Aliens, to me, is THE best movie ever made. It wasn't fantasy sci-fi like star wars with bullshit like lasers that shoot slower than real bullets and a light sword that stops increasing in length due to magic.

Aliens is a TRUE sci fi movie and thousands of more badass movies looked to it as a set bar in the industry.

GODAMN I am so happy that there is a subreddit for this shit

[–]MFORCE310 2 points3 points ago

Never did I dream of getting along with hairyassandballs so well.

[–]Greyhaven7 9 points10 points ago

Just cross posted it. It's extra awesome to me because it looks a lot like the logo I just made for /r/LV426. I love that subreddit :)

[–]amacleod426 6 points7 points ago

Just had to say that logo is freakin' genius...well done sir!

[–]enterlion 4 points5 points ago

Omg!

[–]VoodooPygmy 10 points11 points ago

Best costume I have ever seen. I hope he wins an award, he's clearly already won at life

[–]rdt156[S] 21 points22 points ago

He won best costume at our party last night.

[–]herestocrime 2 points3 points ago

I'm guessing he wins it every year.

Any other past suits besides the Iron Giant?

[–]TheOtherSon 2 points3 points ago

But... How did he get in the door?

[–]sgtpepper_spray 31 points32 points ago

Expecting Troy from Community. Disappointed. Cool costume though!

[–]TaoOfNow 17 points18 points ago

"Stay away from those hotties!"

[–]fenrisilver 7 points8 points ago

"You're safe now...but if that thing comes back...

...I'm gonna need one or both of you're phone numbers.."

[–]cheesiepoofs 11 points12 points ago

this is the best costume I've ever seen... ever...... ever ever... Like seriously........ ever.

[–]drewsus 4 points5 points ago

forever ever?

[–]hailunix 2 points3 points ago

So brilliant.

[–]MyGodItsFullofStars 4 points5 points ago

Get me my pacifier you BITCH! (amazing costume)

[–]Blandis 4 points5 points ago

I enjoy that this narrowly avoids the trend of dressing up unenthusiastic children to entertain adults by making the child part of the costume rather than merely a victim of it.

[–]One_Classy_Redditor 5 points6 points ago

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU...POOPOO HEAD!!!!

[–]MurriMcflurry 15 points16 points ago

Definitely not Blitzcrank.

[–]New_Wave_Hotdog 9 points10 points ago

too cool for words

[–]madlabrat 9 points10 points ago

amazing idea!

[–]SirRosie 8 points9 points ago

That is a great costume. Wow.

[–]MrGoodbytes 6 points7 points ago

What's neat is that the actual power loader in "Aliens" had a stunt man working it behind Sigourney. He was built into it from behind and helped her move the arms and take steps.

[–]cptpronze 5 points6 points ago

SCV ready!!!

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[–]Chef_Goldblum 19 points20 points ago

All of those are really cool costumes, I'm sure he puts in a lot of work. I particularly liked this one http://i.imgur.com/RwyOQ.jpg

[–]rdt156[S] 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, he kept that one. Has it on display in his house. One of my favorite parts of Halloween is seeing what he puts together every year.

[–]watchman_wen 4 points5 points ago

i imagine he made sound effects for the costume with his mouth.

"brrrr, beeep, wooo, beep, brrrr. Get away from her you BITCH! brrrrrr."

[–]beyla 3 points4 points ago

This costume is simultaneously the best and most inconvenient costume ever. Brilliant!

Edit: most, not more.

[–]rdt156[S] 3 points4 points ago

I beg to differ. You should see his Iron Giant....

[–]adammcbomb 4 points5 points ago

I've changed my mind. Now I want a kid.

[–]Want_Bourbon 5 points6 points ago

Hands down the best costume I've seen posted on reddit.

[–]bamfalicious 6 points7 points ago

I instantly thought of the Foreman from Borderlands 2.

I need to stop playing that game...

[–]RandomRageNet 7 points8 points ago

You know Gearbox is working on Aliens: Colonial Marines (and have been since, ugh, before Borderlands one). So this is most likely an intentional shout-out/homage.

[–]jarvispeen 4 points5 points ago

That is by far the best costume I have seen yet.

[–]zeroego 5 points6 points ago

Holy Shit!! That's fucking amazing!!

[–]BanditoRojo 0 points1 point ago

How do you sip your beer?

[–]downvotemerightnow 3 points4 points ago

umm the baby sips beer through a bottle, duh

[–]SpaceMonkeysInSpace 2 points3 points ago

I think he should have been a sexy Dracula instead.

[–]LetsPlayHomoBall 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck this is cool. Amazing. Waiting for "my friend and his daughter dressed as a slutty work loader from aliens".

[–]branax2000 2 points3 points ago

Give her some candy, you bitch!

[–]Hugh_G_Normous 2 points3 points ago

From now on, whenever I see a baby bjorn I'm going to imagine that the parent is a sophisticated exosuit.

[–]ChiguireDeRio 2 points3 points ago

I feel like watching Aliens (1986) now.

[–]UnfoldablePages 2 points3 points ago

I wanna see how long it takes to change her diaper in that thing from start to finish.

[–]Tophat_Gentleman 3 points4 points ago

I don't see why this isn't on the front page. This is absolutely awesome.

[–]Humilitas 1 point2 points ago

Very cool, indeed. But all I could think about was Blitzcrank.

[–]Brioux 0 points1 point ago

Definately not Blitzcrank!

[–]nixonwong 0 points1 point ago

looks like blitzcrank

[–]Zerocyde 2 points3 points ago

I've seen tons of cool costumes, but this is, without a doubt, the coolest costume in the history of ever.

I'm seriously considering bringing up with my wife the possibility of having a 5th child just to do this costume.

[–]Tykjen 1 point2 points ago

Not bad for a....human.

[–]wrandy1 0 points1 point ago

and when the baby starts screaming n crying he just starts running.... terrifying...

[–]merryprank 1 point2 points ago

i bet his arms got real tired

[–]magpie_pixi 0 points1 point ago

What an amazing and kick ass way to bond with your daughter!

[–]SanDiablo 0 points1 point ago

The lighting was a nice touch.

[–]phiberoptick -1 points0 points ago

holy hell that is a great costume

[–]Phryedrice -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me or does this look like Garry's Mod in real life?

[–]MirrorLake 0 points1 point ago

Totally unrelated, but I also love this costume from last year.

[–]pansamusico 1 point2 points ago

I have been a long time lurker and finally created an account just to upvote and comment on this. I am totally in awe of this moment of awesomeness.

[–]zayetz 0 points1 point ago

Still, could've been better if he dressed the kid up like an orange squirrel.

[–]joestl -1 points0 points ago

This is amazing!!!

[–]CallawaySparks 0 points1 point ago

Let me just squeez past ya playa.

[–]hugehambone -1 points0 points ago

omg

[–]Shamooishish 0 points1 point ago

It's an awesome as hell costume and all, but how many people/objects did he hit moving around in that?

[–]herplejerk -1 points0 points ago

I believe you mean PWR Loader

[–]DutchMeteor 0 points1 point ago

Awesome...

[–]dat_wud_be_gud 0 points1 point ago

Probably the best costume i've ever seen.

[–]tim_the_creator 0 points1 point ago

this is fucking incredible

[–]rconnelly20 0 points1 point ago

Absolutely kickass

[–]Tennda 0 points1 point ago

mules op

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

Badass

[–]Eskimosam 0 points1 point ago

Paint it white and give him red hair and you got dexter's lab!!!

[–]samuelg09 0 points1 point ago

To the top with you!

[–]imontheinternets 1 point2 points ago

I JUST finished watching the original Aliens movie for the first time and I click on this. Like....not even 20 seconds ago.

[–]weetruck 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. My favorite costume this year!

[–]MyBestFriendsAZombie 1 point2 points ago

The coolest thing will be when the baby grows up and sees this awesome picture.

[–]Endyo 0 points1 point ago

That's super awesome. I wish there were more pictures that were higher detail.

[–]zebrastripebrony -1 points0 points ago

Looks like the Hyperion Engineer in Borderlands 2

[–]ThaScoopALoop 1 point2 points ago

I wish I had more than one upvote to give.

[–]yellowking 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you just put her on the front page?

[–]drdeadringer 0 points1 point ago

"Is der any-fing I cans do?"

"I don'ts knows, is der any-tings you cans does?"

[–]AuratoN 0 points1 point ago

Omg you know Donald Glover??

[–]Pisas 0 points1 point ago

DAYUMMM.

[–]SalvageOperation[!] 0 points1 point ago

I laughed out loud. Amazing.

[–]tankk -1 points0 points ago

How does he control it?

[–]rdt156[S] 6 points7 points ago

He IS it.

[–]Ggdograa -1 points0 points ago

Did his daughter choose the costume?

[–]Runningkeepsmesane 0 points1 point ago

Epic. That is all.

[–]BroccoBaba 1 point2 points ago

makes me think of Crank from TMNT when he's inside that giant's stomach

[–]lurked2long 2 points3 points ago

Krang?

[–]salami_tsunami 0 points1 point ago

This guy just won halloween. Game over man!!

[–]Randomllama -1 points0 points ago

This is awesome me and my friend are doing that except I'm going to be alien and he's going to be powerloader

[–]yParticle 0 points1 point ago

That looks legitimately heavy. Well done.

[–]Good2Go5280 0 points1 point ago

That's the best costume I've ever seen.

[–]brendendrew 1 point2 points ago

I initially read this as "My friend's daughter dressed as a Work Loader from Aliens". I believe tripping balls accurately describes my reaction.

[–]yParticle 1 point2 points ago

So can you spin the "hands"?

[–]MrLiquidose 1 point2 points ago

get away from her you BITCH!

[–]drsid 1 point2 points ago

That has got to be one of the cutest most awesome thing i have seen...

[–]Structure3 1 point2 points ago

BABY LOADER

[–]majicebe 0 points1 point ago

Probably the best costume I've ever seen.

[–]Switche 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see people with those front-load baby holsters I'm terrified of thinking of them tripping and falling forward.

This just makes it worse. Big clunky costume easy to bump into, clumsy sized feet/hands, inhibited vision, in the dark, out on a presumably busy night...

I'm not calling them an irresponsible parent or anything, but it just makes me so uncomfortable.

[–]docxcallahan 0 points1 point ago

Coolest costume i have ever seen for a kid / parent team. amazing work!

[–]jackcreambun 0 points1 point ago

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner.

[–]Alexfour 0 points1 point ago

Can safely say this might be the greatest costume ever... At least that I've seen (I'm sure someone can prove me Wrong)

[–]Skeff1 -1 points0 points ago

That is definitely not Blitzcrank

[–]pimpinghubcaps 2 points3 points ago

"Get away from her YOU BITCH!"

[–]GentlemanREX -1 points0 points ago

I-I think this dude might have just won Halloween....

[–]Maximillion_954 -1 points0 points ago

this is fucking awesome.

[–]EndofRebirth -1 points0 points ago

This wins everything.

[–]Skepgnostic -1 points0 points ago

I love how talented people can be.

[–]errata88 -1 points0 points ago

Sharing with the world now.

[–]Raytoran -1 points0 points ago

Parenting; your doing it right

[–]LiTePiXm 0 points1 point ago

"In the rear with the gear."

[–]tkcom 0 points1 point ago

State of the bad-ass art!

[–]james9075 0 points1 point ago

i thought it looked more like a gun loader from borderlands, but combined with a forklift. yeah, i've never seen aliens

[–]getinthegoat 0 points1 point ago

Thats pretty much the best thing I've seen thus far.

[–]MissTian 1 point2 points ago

You mean like this?

[–]Justawildguesss 0 points1 point ago

slow clap Well done, sir--well done!

[–]terriblespeller 1 point2 points ago

Best costume; "Game over man, game over".

[–]snakeybasher 1 point2 points ago

"Get away from my binky you bitch!"

[–]mrstrictmachine 1 point2 points ago

There needs to be someone dressed as an Alien for battle. WHY IS THIS NOT SO?!

[–]RadiantSun 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but the whole picture has an N64 look to it... hmmm....

[–]dmanww 1 point2 points ago

R/lv426 would appreciate this

[–]Tehpepesmasher88 1 point2 points ago

Literally jaw-dropping..

[–]Whiskey_Throat 1 point2 points ago

That is the best fucking costume. ever.

[–]rikermontyreddit 0 points1 point ago

This is, by far, the most creatively-awesome costume I've seen this year.

[–]jojow77 1 point2 points ago

I literally said out loud to myself. "that is fucking awesome"

[–]snacks87 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking AMAZING.