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all 143 comments

[–]fack9gag 321 points322 points ago

The cancer in those replies isn't much different than the faggots posting comments here.

10/10 OP, perfect timing!

Fuck you.

[–]scotty-dont 80 points81 points ago

The comment about the pillow asking for it was good at least.

[–]domart 7 points8 points ago

holy fuck, you're such a badass.

[–]WANTS_-3000_KARMA 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]Dark_Shroud -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Gooberpatrol66 203 points204 points ago

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

-my scroll wheel.

Edit: I think he's been shadowbanned.

[–]Ugbrog 57 points58 points ago

Push the scroll wheel in dumbass.

[–]JK1464 10 points11 points ago

What a shame, some good comments have come from this user

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA 1 point2 points ago

Yes ive he has been shadow banned. God! So many jimmies rustled

[–]Gooberpatrol66 1 point2 points ago

It was a good run, old chap.

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA 1 point2 points ago

Thanks dirty bastard mc old.

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[–]mcjohnalds45 11 points12 points ago

You missed a spot.

[–]MrSamster911 -4 points-3 points ago

and what did he say?

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA 3 points4 points ago

He cited Einsteins relativity theory but god loving mods banned him. Cant blame em. Respect god!

[–]fernguts 28 points29 points ago

Welcome to my ignore list.

[–]DataCruncher 11 points12 points ago

You know, if you really wanted to be successful, you ought to just do the same thing as that arrow to the knee guy.

[–]Xok234 1 point2 points ago

It's some kind of reverse psychology, I think.

[–]Antimattre 2 points3 points ago

Holy crap your retarded post destroyed all the processing power on my phone. Its taking me an entire minute to scroll down 2 lines. And fuck you for giving me finger cramps.

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip/v/ -1 points0 points ago

Same. I feel your pein.

[–]fack9gag -2 points-1 points ago

Well maybe if you poorfags could buy better phones.

[–]Antimattre 0 points1 point ago

I'm UNDERCLOCKING my phone (To save battery)

[–]jet_tripleseven 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, I agree. Good comment bro.

[–]Lurkerphile 2 points3 points ago

How do you even get upvoted?

[–]JawnF 4 points5 points ago

Trying to balance him at 0 karma probably

[–]MrApproval 0 points1 point ago

You're off to a bad start already.

[–]psiondoodler 0 points1 point ago

You'll never get there at this rate.

[–]IAmAHat_AMAA 0 points1 point ago

Ctrl-f "1!". Was not dissapoint.

[–]RationalistTidder -2 points-1 points ago

LE faggots in LE /r/4chan?

[–]AlexanderMoore2 -1 points0 points ago

As I've said before, 4chan started sucking when it got popular among pre-teen fucks.

Real 4chan was the old 4chan. 4chan now is mostly garbage that I much prefer Reddit over. 4chan reminds me of FunnyJunk and 9gag now, even though it's still fairly better. I just try to stay out of /b/ because that's where all the shitty fanboys hang out now.

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA 4 points5 points ago

Im an American and I can suck my own cock!

[–]Dark_Shroud 1 point2 points ago

If you were really an American you'd have a minority do it for you.

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA -1 points0 points ago

I will give you a call

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA -1 points0 points ago

Hell oh EL

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA -1 points0 points ago

I love you, fishface

[–]Swamp85 88 points89 points ago

takes off clothes

is a pillow

Explain.

[–]katffro 164 points165 points ago

Pillowcase.

[–]Swamp85 36 points37 points ago

bra and panties

[–]Max45a 7 points8 points ago

You linked to your favorite videos and one of them has polar bears mating in Schönbrunn.

That's interesting.

[–]potentiallyoffensive 0 points1 point ago

I favorite almost everything I watch.

The polar bear video was linked to on reddit at some point.

[–]katffro 8 points9 points ago

being high as fuck

[–]Warhawk2052 4 points5 points ago

Being a high fuck

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[–]Calahagus/r9k/ 18 points19 points ago

Have an upvote, friend!

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[–]WANTS_-9001_KARMA 24 points25 points ago

That sucks, he was my favorite novelty.

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA 2 points3 points ago

Thanks buddy!

[–]Merawder 1 point2 points ago

Which one was it?

[–]WANTS_-2O000_KARMA 1 point2 points ago

-30000 Karma guy

[–]Pretty_Insignificant 0 points1 point ago

Ban this faggot too please.

[–]pcechos 7 points8 points ago

This whole negative karma thing isn't reallu working out for you, it it?

[–]Gottheit 1 point2 points ago

Fucking reverse psychology.

It's a motherfucker.

[–]deletecode 0 points1 point ago

Reddit won't play by the rules. Reddit's gonna disobey even if it means being completely stupid.

[–]Jesus_In_Drag 0 points1 point ago

Who got banned?

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus -1 points0 points ago

Lets keep him at 0

[–]Iysif 29 points30 points ago

cum on her back

dryhumping

pick one

[–]girlheartsfett 33 points34 points ago

Dryhump between her asscheeks then shoot load on her back. Faggot can do both.

[–]fernguts 8 points9 points ago

I just knew the title was too good to be true.

[–]WANTS_-20000_KARMA 80 points81 points ago

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[–]nrfx 14 points15 points ago

Else to buy it out of sleep what's good for the skin look up in the next couple it's going to go get it poppin poppin sold it on the pop at the fuck fuck a couple how to do slope of Kentucky hope you still going because I love my hopes to cook with the golf Kentucky to sleep apnea Littleton thanks for the heads up though I type it out

[–]WeGotOpportunity 2 points3 points ago

[–]Cambridge_Shoulders 2 points3 points ago

I had to scroll up and down a few times to get here, I'd like a Rayquaza now.

[–]PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy 1 point2 points ago

At some point, you just have to realize that it's not happening.

[–]ensay 4 points5 points ago

implying you need a gf to get laid. lol nub

[–]girlheartsfett 7 points8 points ago

Have you ever had a wet dream when you were eating out a girl who tasted like marshmallows and woke up gumming your pillow instead?

feelsbadbrah

[–]Rageberge 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]qwyerrwr 2 points3 points ago

How does anyone find this funny?

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[–]I_WILL_REPLY 2 points3 points ago

What are you doing?

[–]rugger88 -2 points-1 points ago

wut did it say?

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 0 points1 point ago

If I remember correctly, the guy was copying and pasting some of the comments from this thread, including the "permalink parent source report save reply" parts for some reason.

[–]Ironn -1 points0 points ago

I was expecting to get Bel-aired or blink-182'd

[–]ballsdeep_inlove -1 points0 points ago

Anyone have a link to OP's pic.

I like it.

[–]eldorann 0 points1 point ago

Well played.

[–]kcamrn 0 points1 point ago

[–]yourlanguage 0 points1 point ago

I laughed.

[–]bba1337/v/ 1 point2 points ago

the first comment is same faggotry.

[–]punster_mc_punstein -2 points-1 points ago

What a great title!

[–]mahchefai -2 points-1 points ago

I can honestly say I have not laughed this hard at anything in the Internet, or anything for that matter, for a good few months. DIS NIGGA HIT THE SPOT.

[–]flamingguts -1 points0 points ago

Cool.

[–]mahchefai -3 points-2 points ago

Don't make me come over to your house and cum all over your pillows because I swear to god you will have an earful of cum tomorrow night if you don't shut your trap nigga

[–]flamingguts 1 point2 points ago

Cool.

[–]Concrow -3 points-2 points ago

I came here to fuck pillows.

[–]Obi-StacheKenobi 0 points1 point ago

0/10

[–]ronintetsuro -2 points-1 points ago

Still laughing.

[–]purplesnowman -5 points-4 points ago

It's cool I always jizz on pillows