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[–]pinkey69[!] 6 points7 points ago

And now it's my wallpaper also, thank you

[–]JBFRESHSKILLS 0 points1 point ago

[–]feor1300 2 points3 points ago

Except no one will ever believe you.

[–]Galahad4615 1 point2 points ago

Holds no stock if it were anyone else.

[–]kieferbutt 2 points3 points ago

Let the circlejerk commence

[–]FlaregunsTheOriginal 3 points4 points ago

BILL FUCKIN' MURRAY

[–]momadeen 1 point2 points ago

You do realize that you can just call it a phone and there's no need to say iPhone, all phones have the option of putting a background on them....

Good pic tho

[–]newtonp01 8 points9 points ago

Or he just has an iPhone...

[–]Vegall_st 5 points6 points ago

but then nobody would know it was an iPhone

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

This is my Facebook profile pic.

[–]choochoomaroo -1 points0 points ago

Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

[–]Inktastic 0 points1 point ago

I always have to think twice about whether or not he's alive, all because of how they killed him in Zombieland.

[–]Pizzayolo 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. Mine was David hasselhof but i felt ready for a change.

[–]dishwasher182 0 points1 point ago

awesome.

[–]TRex87 0 points1 point ago

I had this as my background from the 4 months between graduation and when I got a job. It really did help, if nothing else it would always give me a little laugh and a little smile.

[–]JustinTimeForCake 0 points1 point ago

Thank good OP, tis mine as well now

[–]CheezIts_YAY -2 points-1 points ago

If you can keep up that delusion despite owning an iPhone...

[–]caseykckc1[S] 2 points3 points ago

Well played. I should have known better than to mention the fact that I use an iPhone on Reddit.

[–]RobertAPetersen 0 points1 point ago

Haters gonna hate.

[–]Blazeinpain -1 points0 points ago

I like that one part in the sidebar where it says "You may only post if you are funny."