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[–]TwoFriends 172 points173 points ago

That station has been reporting bad data for some time now. It causes all sorts of strange things to happen on weather maps since the data they're reporting is so different from what the surrounding areas are reporting. I don't know why weather reporting agencies/companies are continuing to plot it. It's erroneous information.

Edit: Here is the latest NWS map that shows that there is no pressure gradient present at that station. As you can see with Hurricane Sandy, if it were in fact a storm you would see concentric isobars, like those present around Sandy, that indicate a pressure gradient. There is no such gradient at this weather station, in fact they are reporting clear skies and calm wind. The radar is mostly likely miscalibrated and is picking up particulates in the atmosphere instead of picking up precipitation.

Source: my meteorology professor and the NOAA website

[–]SacredTorment 153 points154 points ago

I dunno that sounds kinda fishy. I think its some kind of temporal vortex. Yeah, that sounds more likely.

[–]PirateMug 47 points48 points ago

No silly, it's obviously a demon summon site. That's the area for the souls sacrificed.

[–]WendyLRogers3 16 points17 points ago

This is really important. Is it at the Pyramid of the Sun in Teotihuacan, or the Great Pyramid of Cholula. If the latter, then the seals the Vatican put there in the Iglesia de Nuestra Señora de los Remedios church, must have failed, and the gateway to Mictlan has opened.

Or, oh crap, Mexican zombies.

If it's over the Pyramid of the Sun, then that's cool.

[–]jsake 53 points54 points ago

[–]that-writer-kid 63 points64 points ago

[–]ostermei 21 points22 points ago

[–]Futureastrosomthing 4 points5 points ago

what game?

[–]ostermei 8 points9 points ago

XCOM: Enemy Unknown.

[–]LeConnor 5 points6 points ago

The game that NEEDS Italics.

[–]McLovin804 1 point2 points ago

Just started playing today! How far in is that?

[–]thezep 3 points4 points ago

damn, beat me to it

[–]Redplushie 3 points4 points ago

They're working on their biggest crop circle yet over there!

[–]MigratedCoconut 5 points6 points ago

[–]Aquilonium_Astrum 1 point2 points ago

More like a ball of wobbly-wobbly.. Timey-wimey... Stuff.

[–]monsda 21 points22 points ago

R/conspiracy was shitting bricks over the mexico "storm."

[–]TwoFriends 27 points28 points ago

Thanks, I just went over there and straightened them out, WITH SCIENCE!

[–]mcguire 47 points48 points ago

I upvoted you, mostly because you think you can straighten out r/conspiracy.

[–]crewsd 2 points3 points ago

meteorology looks like some cool shit

[–]Ops-Salvation 29 points30 points ago

Am I the only one who sits there and reads all the tabs/bookmarks/addons when people post screen shots, just to figure out as much as I can about the person?

[–]lauralikescake 14 points15 points ago

I'm going to need to know what that Facebook notification was.

[–]joegetto[S] 30 points31 points ago

I made a status update that said "I get it! French class!" and my brother in law had clicked like.

[–]OceansofLotion 15 points16 points ago

OP has delivered!

[–]corpsefireNL 20 points21 points ago

Let's break it down

Vuze Icon: They're a pirate, more than likely they download or stream their favorite TV shows in 720p, wouldn't be surprised if they had Hulu Plus to find shows they like and then download them to avoid Ads / watch them wherever they want.

Default Windows 7 theme: Probably not a ricer, uses their computer for basic things or as a media center.

Chrome: Smart enough to operate a computer

Relatively Clean Taskbar: Bad at multi-tasking, primarily runs programs through the Start Menu or Desktop Icons

iTunes: They don't particularly care about the quality of their audio beyond normal MP3s, likely purchase music or use it to organize their illicitly acquired music.


TABS

Facebook: They aren't overly concerned over minor privacy issues / have family out of state.

QFFL: They're into sports, primarily American Football and are likely subscribed to /r/nfl and /r/fantasyfootball, probably not a Browns fan.

CNN: They don't mind where they get their news from, or they haven't discovered better alternatives yet. Probably mid to late twenties, at least 23.


Bookmarks

QFFL: Reinforces that they are into fantasy football

Lifehacker + Gizmodo: Unwittingly gives support to an incredibly horrible "journalism" network, doesn't wander far from default subreddits so they haven't likely seen /r/LifeProTips or /r/lifehacks

Movie trailers: This is where they find shows that look interesting, and then download them through Vuze and a public torrent tracker, previous thoughts about hulu become unlikely but still possible.


How'd I do?(I actually hate this stuff because it makes a lot of assumptions based on very trivial details but it's still fun)

[–]AstralTraveller 4 points5 points ago

[–]that-writer-kid 2 points3 points ago

You forgot one: whole screen's visible, so they haven't learned the secret of shift+Prt Sc.

[–]corpsefireNL 2 points3 points ago

I prefer Alt + PrtScn

[–]joegetto[S] 2 points3 points ago

I wish the CNN tab wasnt open, but I am who I am I guess.

[–]postm 71 points72 points ago

Mexico has left the XCOM Council.

[–]NaljunForgotPassword 14 points15 points ago

came here to say this....Commander.

[–]stillnotking 6 points7 points ago

Their $50/month and crappy continent bonus will not be missed.

[–]SeptimusAstrum 3 points4 points ago

The NA continent bonus is pretty crucial in Classic Ironman mode, actually. Decreased cost of intercepters/etc allows for safer quick satellite expansion (and subsequently accelerated income).

[–]The_Snig 6 points7 points ago

I can't believe I didn't realize what that meant until now. For a while I wondered why the hell Brazil was constantly being hit by a huge hurricane.

[–]joegetto[S] 243 points244 points ago

"did you know there is a direct correlation between the decline in the popularity in Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?"

[–]alienbringer 87 points88 points ago

As well as a direct correlation to the decline of pirates and the rise of global warming.

[–]iLikeMen69 27 points28 points ago

and in the rise of icecream consumption and an increase in murder rates

[–]alienbringer 12 points13 points ago

now is that murder per capita or just % increase of murders over time?

[–]iLikeMen69 7 points8 points ago

murder per capita (per month, not per year)

[–]SydneyRubbert 2 points3 points ago

That is the most fabulous username I've ever seen.

[–]iLikeMen69 3 points4 points ago

;)

[–]Gorkymalorki 5 points6 points ago

I have always thought this to be inaccurate. There are probably a whole lot more pirates than there were a few hundred years ago.

[–]alienbringer 23 points24 points ago

Somali Pirates don't count, because they don't wear fancy hats, shoot cannons, or have ships operated by sails.

[–]Kalmah666 4 points5 points ago

if Somali Pirates were more like Jack Sparrow, Global Warming wouldn't be a thing

[–]Clayfool9 23 points24 points ago

"Yeah, I'll think about that."

[–]CFChunx 24 points25 points ago

No you won't...

[–]l31f3r1k50n 1 point2 points ago

i feel like i'm the only one who got the reference

[–]ARCLECTIC 34 points35 points ago

¡Fiestastorm!

[–]iampayette 2 points3 points ago

Ole

[–]Banaam 6 points7 points ago

¡Olé!*

[–]atsparagon 11 points12 points ago

Apparently Mexico is being hit by hurricane Soundgarden. http://img.noiset.com/images/album/soundgarden-badmotorfinger-album-cover-16433.jpeg

[–]nbshark 42 points43 points ago

_fx I think

[–]tomswartz07 12 points13 points ago

igetthereference.gif

[–]cooljacob204 9 points10 points ago

Using bing in Google chrome. What has this world come too?

[–]katanachimp 35 points36 points ago

Someone obviously divided by zero.

[–]MEETmyARSENAL 17 points18 points ago

The Mayans are definitely up to something.

[–]chuck_ 5 points6 points ago

You're thinking Aztecs, Maya culture it's* a bit to the right: http://imgur.com/PSJtK

*Maya people still exists.

[–]mauvaise_foi 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, but do you really think the Mayans would hit themselves with the storm?? Much more likely they want to take out the Aztecs

[–]TyluhS 12 points13 points ago

That's just the mexican stargate... La Astria Porta

[–]Bulleta 13 points14 points ago

*Puerta Astral

[–]faeden 21 points22 points ago

The Mayans were right

[–]watafu_mx 2 points3 points ago

The Mayas were right.

FTFY

[–]that-writer-kid 5 points6 points ago

"Mayan" is something relating to the Maya civilisation (ex. "Mayan writing" or "Mayan architecture") where "Maya" is correct for both the plural and singular when it comes to the culture itself, as far as I'm aware. So I think it's just "The Maya".

[–]duckstaped 5 points6 points ago

Dude.. you have 154 unread emails.. CHECK YOUR MAIL FOR PETE'S SAKE

[–]TomHardon 32 points33 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/9VGC6.jpg... Pretty sure this happened in that city.

[–]Mikulak25 4 points5 points ago

Why are there two tennis balls there?

[–]hAxehead 3 points4 points ago

It lets the desk slide without damaging the legs.

[–]k2cougar 4 points5 points ago

So is the second ball to protect the first one from scratches?

[–]4heartace 11 points12 points ago

It's Bing, mexico probably chose google in the Bing vs. Google challenge and this is their revenge.

[–]12288 4 points5 points ago

They left the Council.

[–]Diplominator 4 points5 points ago

Hurricane Caliborn.

[–]kdawgg96 7 points8 points ago

It has begun...

[–]supermonkey1313 6 points7 points ago

The witch of space has arrived.

[–]skullking688 6 points7 points ago

The entire population is dancing around a single hat

[–]MANdroid81 3 points4 points ago

Wilmington DE!!! 302 REPRESENT

[–]joegetto[S] 2 points3 points ago

Woo!

[–]MiddleNameBacon 3 points4 points ago

It's the medium...

[–]PatFight 4 points5 points ago

More importantly, why are you using Bing? ಠ_ಠ

[–]RevolutionAdvanced 7 points8 points ago

It must be a black hole of weather!

[–]funnywhennecessary 42 points43 points ago

Nah it is just a sombrero cloud. There are quite many in Mexico.

[–]blunderchief 2 points3 points ago

This is so much funnier than the comment above it I can't stand it.

[–]Featherstep 2 points3 points ago

I think the real question here is why do you have CNN bookmarked??

[–]jvangoor 0 points1 point ago

No man, that's just what Mexico looks like

[–]SaysHiToAssholes 0 points1 point ago

It's a giant spinning sombrero.

[–]Ocelitus -1 points0 points ago

Its Mexico, so who cares?

[–]openparenthesis 2 points3 points ago

Obviously, someone's entering the Medium.

[–]italia06823834 2 points3 points ago

Rasengan

[–]OreoMan88 0 points1 point ago

I think itunes is trying to load

[–]Blue_Jay22 4 points5 points ago

check your notification.

[–]hexatriene 3 points4 points ago

On a side note, I also live in Wilmington! PM me if your side of the city is destroyed and I'll do the same.

[–]fern3t 3 points4 points ago

They have withdrawn from the XCOM program.

[–]darsh_vader 3 points4 points ago

Mexico is buffering

[–]ende76 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like an Overseer. Time to capture that Ethereal!

[–]Koshatnik -1 points0 points ago

an Ishihara color test it would appear

[–]69Liters -1 points0 points ago

"El Fantastico Huracano!"

[–]zazzles23 -1 points0 points ago

Its the Mayan aliens starting to take over obviously

[–]mknutso -1 points0 points ago

_FX's brother? Cousin perhaps?

[–]jellefied 0 points1 point ago

It seems they've found the Ark

[–]Eldrvarya 0 points1 point ago

That would be the Mayans.

[–]Djandyt 1 point2 points ago

rangers, rita has opened a timewarp, assemble the zords!

[–]needanothertool 2 points3 points ago

Clearly, some is rolling a giant Katamari down in Mexico.

[–]ShadowWolve 1 point2 points ago

Someone is summoning Cthulu

[–]crazyblackpeople 0 points1 point ago

You have a notification btw

[–]hairy_cock 0 points1 point ago

HAARP

[–]queen_of_the_cats 0 points1 point ago

FIESTA!

[–]nittick -1 points0 points ago

Isn't that one of those "el nino"s?

[–]inthedrink -1 points0 points ago

control-function-print screen

[–]ozmonatov 0 points1 point ago

Mexico left the council.

[–]Theloneupvoter 0 points1 point ago

Lots of drug violence.

[–]osnapitsjoey 1 point2 points ago

please check your facebook so i dont have to

[–]CivilCJ 1 point2 points ago

I guess the weather runs on a Mac. Mexico never loads right.

[–]this_is_mihub 0 points1 point ago

the beginning of the end

[–]Dradshire 0 points1 point ago

Sandy had a baby, and its perfectly shaped too haha

[–]lukemerrett 1 point2 points ago

Is Mexico buffering?

[–]JustLetMeComment 0 points1 point ago

I believe the portal to Asgard is opening.

[–]kerdon 0 points1 point ago

Time vortex. Duh.

[–]sayitundefined 0 points1 point ago

Obviously, it's the start of the zombiepocalypse

[–]waiting4lunch 0 points1 point ago

Now it all makes sense why my flight from Boston to Mexico City was canceled today.

[–]TheMightyDendo 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Dora what you gone done now?!

[–]Altarix 0 points1 point ago

We are regretful to inform you that Mexico has withdrawn from the X-COM project...

[–]I_am_Senate 0 points1 point ago

Oh Bing maps, you so funny.

[–]otaku3009 0 points1 point ago

SPIRAL POWER!!!!

[–]watafu_mx 1 point2 points ago

PRI's Peña Nieto won the presidential elections. So a shitstorm is coming.

[–]Bong_Marley 0 points1 point ago

HAARP

[–]mxkremzen 0 points1 point ago

Giant crop circle.

[–]mrobit 0 points1 point ago

Development on the next Timesplitters game.

[–]justforyouup 1 point2 points ago

mexicans just dont make a small storm such a big deal thats all

[–]russaindog 0 points1 point ago

Just a black hole, usually happens.

[–]I_like_your_boots 1 point2 points ago

ALIENS

[–]tossed_off_a_bridge 0 points1 point ago

Fireworks extravaganza!!!

[–]Brandongo 0 points1 point ago

Peyote.

[–]amazingboy97 1 point2 points ago

Rasengan.

[–]scigs6 0 points1 point ago

A kaleidoscope of bean and taco proportions!

[–]jgoebbels 1 point2 points ago

HAARP.

[–]LittleRadcock 1 point2 points ago

¡FIESTA!

[–]JDre 0 points1 point ago

I was really expecting this to have come from r/conspiracy, and I was sad when it wasn't...

[–]qOcOp 1 point2 points ago

One crazy party

[–]jlcIII 1 point2 points ago

I'm afraid Mexico has withdrawn from the X-Com project, sir.

[–]kamule 0 points1 point ago

oh you know, diablo

[–]xXzeregaXx -1 points0 points ago

That is crazy.

You have a Facebook notification.

[–]spenamik 1 point2 points ago

[–]godisajunkie 1 point2 points ago

Cthulhu?

[–]ornate_bubble -1 points0 points ago

you have a notification!

[–]kenvsryu -1 points0 points ago

Nice Mexican hat.

[–]thegoldenpotato -1 points0 points ago

Yo dawg, you got a notification.

[–]The_Legend_ 1 point2 points ago

FIESTA!!!

[–]baphometsrage 0 points1 point ago

[–]astonishing1 -1 points0 points ago

Mexico gets Bedazzled.

[–]OFFICIAL_GIRAFFE 0 points1 point ago

OP lives In Wilmington DE

[–]Tier4 -1 points0 points ago

el Chupacasa!

[–]Bencool 1 point2 points ago

It's called a whirly-mcwhatthefuck

[–]JonnyFandango 1 point2 points ago

Someone crossed the beams. Look people, we have rules for a fucking reason.

[–]AwesomElf43 0 points1 point ago

Must be 1:00 in Mexico.

[–]ABMoon 0 points1 point ago

ruffles hair ... .. Aliens!

[–]Vuk62 1 point2 points ago

[–]RBGForever 0 points1 point ago

Alien spaceship landing? It's a big one I guess...

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

People are smuggling drugs across the border.

Oh, you mean the thing on the weather map?

[–]CrossEte 0 points1 point ago

I certainly hope this has nothing to do with the the bigass UFO that entered the Popocatepeti volcano. or maybe it was a hoax and the volcano itself is the one messing up data...

EDIT. seems...both the weather thingy and the volcano are in the same region.

[–]my2penniesworth 0 points1 point ago

One can only hope it is some sort of life-sucking vortex programmed to find all gang / cartel members & remove them from the face of the Earth once and for all.

[–]bunana_boy 0 points1 point ago

fireworks

[–]spankywanks 0 points1 point ago

Sandy looks like a skateboarding hula dancer

[–]xxunderdog99 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone realize that Virginia said virgin?

[–]caveman8000 1 point2 points ago

This is all I could hear in my head when I saw that picture

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

Montezuma's return

[–]tofep42 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Soundgarden's touring in Mexico

[–]trevlacessej 0 points1 point ago

Someone just went super saiyan

[–]frankentop 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see frankenstorm I read the first part and I think I have somehow made it to the front page. It just makes the reality that I will never make it more real.

[–]rahulthesharma 0 points1 point ago

YOU GOT A FACEBOOK NOTIFICATION.

[–]Mr_Industrial 1 point2 points ago

Mexico has withdrawn from the XCOM project.

[–]ProfessorSomething 0 points1 point ago

That is the storm's anus.

[–]Gabearizona 0 points1 point ago

Clear out your mailbox, bro.

[–]harrygibus 1 point2 points ago

Surely a swarm of Africanized bees.

[–]bearface93 0 points1 point ago

Aliens.

[–]rcatt 0 points1 point ago

my friend was frankenstorm for a halloween party last night

[–]OperatorMike 0 points1 point ago

That is a sandy hurricane, not Hurricane Sandy

[–]Mister_Ghillie 0 points1 point ago

I see you were on facebook at the time and had 1 notifcation

[–]ravenwit 0 points1 point ago

FIESTA!

[–]complex_as_fuck 1 point2 points ago

That's strange. That is the symbol for Plaza la Cachanilla, (usually just called La Cachanilla) in Mexicali, Baja California, Mexico. It's a mall.

Here is a random collection of photos from the mall.

I'm not sure what the symbol means.

[–]Ready4AcidLife_LATRO 0 points1 point ago

weed smoke

[–]TheCaptain88 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was looking at another Michigan.

[–]t_dawg94 0 points1 point ago

bing is whats happening in mexico...

[–]jedi22 0 points1 point ago

Archon Toilet

[–]NotSoCleverBoy 0 points1 point ago

Fiesta

[–]rakki9999111 0 points1 point ago

You're using bing. You can hardly expect it to be accurate

[–]downvotedildo 0 points1 point ago

Judging by the Bing logo near the storm I'm going to blame Microsoft.

[–]SneakyInSpanish 0 points1 point ago

Some trippy shit, that's what!

[–]Jackor93 1 point2 points ago

Upvote because we live in the same city...

[–]hilDESTRUCTION 0 points1 point ago

a war on drugs

[–]Peasley 0 points1 point ago

skiaa is opening

[–]incubusmylove 0 points1 point ago

Mayas, bro.

[–]phukkit 0 points1 point ago

Trickle down; they just started getting spinning rims!

[–]eli3282000 0 points1 point ago

It's Mexican food and the tourists are visiting. It got messy

[–]Ghost255932 0 points1 point ago

Go home Mexican storm front, your drunk...

[–]OriginalityIsDead 0 points1 point ago

It's a foundation cover-up, a rouge SCP got loose, agents are on the way to rectify the situation, do not worry.

[–]DoctorFlu 0 points1 point ago

Apple maps.

[–]BTAA4TD 0 points1 point ago

It's been like that ever since they pulled out of the Xcom program. Can't fix it.

[–]gamerguyal 0 points1 point ago

It's the spectral energy from the Day of the Dead festivities.

[–]zawisza 0 points1 point ago

FIESTA!