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[–]strangebill 31 points32 points ago

Looks like your trying to suck your own dick.

[–]ussr577 3 points4 points ago

I upvoted. At least it's not about Halloween!

[–]skizfrenik_syco 2 points3 points ago

it's probably about how he danced at a halloween party last night

[–]ussr577 3 points4 points ago

Ugh... So now I have to upvote you, and downvote him, and not sleep hoping I get an upvote on this comment about upvotes and downvotes. Reddit is do complicated.

[–]THUGLIFEGANGSTER1998 1 point2 points ago

jesus christ, when will you people learn? it's YOU'RE. looks like your trying to suck YOU'RE own dick. god almighty.

[–]11aevans 21 points22 points ago

I woulddo that, but i'm not invited to parties.

[–]Theultimateturtle 7 points8 points ago

I imagine a huge woman above him

[–]Valgrindar 5 points6 points ago

Pretty sweet record player. I want one that erratically changes colors like that, too.

[–]divester 2 points3 points ago

You're very talented.

[–]BoozeMonster 0 points1 point ago

I'll see your Patrick, and raise you a Crispin Glover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_f0ELRcgCo

[–]ChocolateCoatedWeed 0 points1 point ago

[–]thedarkinspectorwho 0 points1 point ago

That song goes really wel with Karma Charmeloen

[–]thedarkinspectorwho 1 point2 points ago

You can dance if you want to

[–]Krystaldee 1 point2 points ago

We can leave our friends behind.

[–]Prepare2game 1 point2 points ago

But if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance they're, no friends of mine!

[–]rickysauce36 1 point2 points ago

I too am a starfish.

[–]xayzer 1 point2 points ago

This is how I dance. And I'm a man.

[–]onedavester 0 points1 point ago

They have medicine for that condition.

[–]Basscannon1580 1 point2 points ago

I was listening to dubstep while looking at it and it fits so well....

[–]LaLaeatsturtles 0 points1 point ago

go hard or go home

[–]StopIMAHipster 0 points1 point ago

you're 'that guy'? huh

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 0 points1 point ago

I clicked the /r/music link for TV on the Radio's "Wolf Like Me" right before I opened this guy. I thought it actually sync'd up pretty well...

Also, relevant.

[–]Bloodthunder 1 point2 points ago

That's some serious headbanging.

[–]jdr66 0 points1 point ago

It appears that you dance like no one is watching. Do you love like you'll never be hurt?

[–]bigmeech 1 point2 points ago

no you don't, you just sit in the corner and look at your phone.

admit it. don't pretend to be le epic

[–]JxFTW 0 points1 point ago

Gets to the front page...twice! Using 2 spongebob gifs.

[–]Skuhnkie 0 points1 point ago

looks like how most people dance at EDM events lol

[–]A7X4REVer 0 points1 point ago

You must get all the girls...

[–]qjkxkcd 1 point2 points ago

Looks like me having sex.

...Just kidding.

...I don't have sex...

[–]TheSchmutte 0 points1 point ago

Maaaaan I wish I had that kind of style

[–]batmanmilktruck 0 points1 point ago

repost in one month week, title it "what it looks like when i go down on my girlfriend". Enjoy extra ill deserved karma.

[–]JasuntheCoconut 0 points1 point ago

Headbanging Patrick reminds me of This

[–]the408striker 0 points1 point ago

more like "How i preform oral on my girlfriend"

[–]thane_of_cawdor 0 points1 point ago

u go to parties? wow, shit, you must be rly popular

[–]nitram916 1 point2 points ago

[–]co2gamer 0 points1 point ago

[–]infinitee775 -3 points-2 points ago

looks like an retard giving head

[–]JordanLorenz -2 points-1 points ago