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[–]whatthefat 229 points230 points ago

The video is better, because you can hear the guy yelling in pain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbNl3J8HXw4

[–]BZuckerkorn 85 points86 points ago

What a pussy, a girlyman, a CHOIRBOY!

[–]DeathToPennies 60 points61 points ago

I'd go so far as to call him an Imperial milkdrinker.

[–]ReptarIsTheShit 32 points33 points ago

I'd call him a cotton headed ninny muggins.

[–]dedtigers 15 points16 points ago

Why does that just sound racist to me

[–]sergregor 21 points22 points ago

Because you free associated until you thought "cotton-picking nigger muffins"

[–]dedtigers 7 points8 points ago

Oh my fucking god

[–]Hi_Im_Jack_Glen 9 points10 points ago

No, not racist. Elfist

[–]m4tthew 0 points1 point ago

a nerfherder even.

[–]Rogue_Toaster 26 points27 points ago

Clearly doesn't lift.

[–]EPIC_BAGELS9000 3 points4 points ago

You want to fuck with me?You think you know bad huh?YOU'RE A FUCKING CHOIR BOY COMPARED TO ME!A CHOIR BOY!!

[–]oddwhobody 0 points1 point ago

I'm upset no one responded to this reference accordingly.

[–]_Indeed 13 points14 points ago

Wait, can frogs actually bite?

[–]WrethZ 10 points11 points ago

Those guys are freaking vicious.

I worked at a zoo for a day, and the woman I eas working with wasn't scared of the scorpions or tarantulas, but the pacman frog freaked her out due to how agressive they are.

[–]googie_g15 6 points7 points ago

Those frogs are fucking dicks. I've had two of them and wouldn't recommend then to most people.

[–]Amatueratbest 14 points15 points ago

That's actually an African bullfrog. As you can see they have some pretty sharp teeth. Edit: I apologize, it's a Pacman frog, still not something I would want to be bitten by.

[–]MMAFan987 -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure you were right the first time.
I own a couple of Pacman frogs and although they look similar, this one is actually a Pixe Frog/African Bullfrog

[–]X2ander 40 points41 points ago

Karma is best served cold. By a toad.

[–]deadlyspoons 35 points36 points ago

Karma is a dish that is best served toad.

[–]xTOADx 9 points10 points ago

He started it. I ended it.

[–]supersonicbacon 23 points24 points ago

I didn't believe you at first, i was pretty sure that toads didn't have teeth so that being bit by them wouldn't really hurt. I guess I was wrong.
* edit * I'm also going to hijack this for a public service announcement. The creature portrayed in the video above is a toad not a frog. You can tell by its bumpy skin (frogs are smooth) chubby body, and set in eyes. Thank you for taking time to read this public service announcement.

[–]Batticon 25 points26 points ago

Frogs and toads have teeth. that's a pacman frog, it has bigger teeth.

[–]flownmuse 11 points12 points ago

TIL I have more to worry about than them peeing in my hand when I pick them up. My ignorance was indeed bliss.

[–]Kritical02 2 points3 points ago

Good news is you don't have to worry about them peeing on your hand if warts were your concern. That urban legend has been debunked a kabijillion times.

Although I don't think I'd want them peeing in my hand regardless.

[–]supersonicbacon 4 points5 points ago

Yeah i just started looking it up and it looks like this frog is the exception to the rule. This guy looks alot like a toad. my bad.

[–]Batticon 3 points4 points ago

It's an easy mistake to make, haha. I just remember pac man frogs are known for having a voracious appetite and killing mice, and stuff. :O

[–]Legatto -2 points-1 points ago

Frogs and toads are the same in the way that bats are the same. They may have varying looks and sizes, but they are all bats and frogs. Toad is more or less a nickname for bumpy frogs.

[–]supersonicbacon 2 points3 points ago

i've already been wrong once in this thread, but unless everything i knew about frogs and toads was a lie then this is not true. Frogs require a source of water to live, or at least a very moist or humid environment. Without this source of moisture, a frog's skin is especially vulnerable to drying out. Toads are much more resilient to this sort of threat and can travel much further from bodies of water because of it. Toads also have a tendency to store poison in their skin, and licking them can cause hallucinations. There are some exceptions to these rules too, like the poison dart frog that lives in the rain forest and could get you sick from just touching it, you'd be dead if you licked that one.

[–]kantorekB14 1 point2 points ago

A toad is any of a number of species of amphibians in the order Anura (frogs) characterized by dry, leathery skin, short legs, and snout-like parotoid glands.[citation needed] A distinction between frogs and toads is not made in taxonomy, but is common in popular culture, in which toads are associated with drier skin and more terrestrial habitats than frogs.-Wikipedia

[–]Legatto 1 point2 points ago

"Moreover, frogs and toads are also both members of the same order — Anura — which means that they’re closely related and share many similar characteristics.

There are hundreds of individual species of frogs and toads within the Anura order. However, the many species within the Anura order can appear quite different, leading people to believe that toads and frogs aren’t the same."

So like I said they are like the different kinds of bats. They are the same order just slightly different families. Most people can't tell the difference between a "true" toad and a bumpy frog.

[–]NoahsArcade 7 points8 points ago

The next related video was also pretty funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=6FWUjJF1ai0

[–]Banko 1 point2 points ago

Awesome!

[–]killer2snake 0 points1 point ago

Would it even hurt?

[–]HopeFountian 1 point2 points ago

Yes, Very much so... This species of frog ("Ceratophrys" or "South American horned frogs" as well as "Pacman frogs") has sharp bony "Teeth" in their upper jaw, which I can imagine, hurt quite a bit.

[–]killer2snake 0 points1 point ago

O i didnt know it was a pacman frog, thanks for knowledge

[–]monkeyf1st 0 points1 point ago

WARNING: Brace for impact, headphone users.

[–]Chucknorris1975 1 point2 points ago

I showed this to my wife, who thought it was funny until the frog bit his thumb. She almost knocked my phone out of my hand in fright. I on the other hand had tears of laughter.

[–]Extract -3 points-2 points ago

But than.. but than everybody would see the date, and maby more people know it's an old, old repost =o

[–]Agent9262 428 points429 points ago

I like the part where the frog attacks him. That's probably my favorite part.

[–]LeroyJenkem 161 points162 points ago

I also found that part to be rather ribbiting

[–]MotorcycleCK 82 points83 points ago

It was toadally the best.

[–]Vicious_Hypnosis 69 points70 points ago

Truly unfrogettable.

[–]deadlyspoons 56 points57 points ago

I'll Kermit that one to memory.

[–]sackett9 17 points18 points ago

I think you're being a tadpolite..

[–]mediocre_meme -2 points-1 points ago

Sigh ... upribbit, upribbit, upribbit.

[–]megantron2984 44 points45 points ago

As a person who is terrified of toads, this is the stuff of nightmares.

[–]shnnrr 28 points29 points ago

Good thing there are no toads in 2984

[–]Blueeeee 57 points58 points ago

[–]shnnrr 15 points16 points ago

Oh god, and I totally forgot Hypno-toad.

[–]1g1g1 1 point2 points ago

It's only because he wanted it that way.

[–]shnnrr 0 points1 point ago

Yes. All glory be to him.

[–]leftsideofthelane 5 points6 points ago

Except for Mercer and his fucking electric toads.

[–]X2ander 7 points8 points ago

Why you scared of toads man?

[–]megantron2984 13 points14 points ago

I saw a 20/20 special once when I was younger. It was about toads in Australia that were attacking children. Toads the size of my head. Scary stuff, man.

[–]j0rdy1 5 points6 points ago

I'm assuming cane toads? Never heard of them being vicious just poisonous and a pest. Absolute terror of an animal seeing as it has no natural predators in Australia, luckily I live far enough South that I don't have to worry about my dog getting a hold of one and dying from the poison.

[–]Hibernica 2 points3 points ago

Vicious not so much, but kids and dogs and the like don't understand that they're harmful and want to play with them, to disastrous effect. Not sure how anything in Australia can think that playing with an unfamiliar animal is a good idea, but meh.

[–]xy34 1 point2 points ago

Link to the video?

[–]megantron2984 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I don't have the video. It was probably 15 years ago and I tend to not want to revisit traumatic visuals.

[–]X2ander 1 point2 points ago

I believe that. Australian animals always have something crazy going on. Its like an island God reserved for all the wack-ass venomous creatures.

[–]Erod91765 0 points1 point ago

I kno dat feel bro

[–]WretchedSkye2113 0 points1 point ago

as someone who was certain he was the only person on the planet who has a massive fear of toads, thank you.

[–]megantron2984 1 point2 points ago

Toad-phobes unite! :)

[–]fart_catcher5 12 points13 points ago

Haha "Bitch gimme that finger."

[–]SRS_are_cunts 41 points42 points ago

C'mon, how much can a frog bite hurt?

[–]point_on 26 points27 points ago

[–]lliwill 22 points23 points ago

I feel bad for that frog.

[–]VickyLowe 12 points13 points ago

What the hell?

[–]gadadatchi 4 points5 points ago

I would kill that monkey..

[–]ILikeWhereThisIsGoin 0 points1 point ago

I was not expecting that.

[–]Greatwhiteturtle 0 points1 point ago

Wtf did I just watch

[–]Detry[S] 89 points90 points ago

Not much at all, but it can definitely freak you out.

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 22 points23 points ago

Somebody said they have pretty sharp bits in their mouth. Can't remember if they were teeth exactly or something else.

[–]YosemiteSam81 17 points18 points ago

Yep, this is a Pacman frog. They can eat mice!

[–]MsFrightlin 0 points1 point ago

And bullfrogs! They eat birds!

[–]YosemiteSam81 1 point2 points ago

Can't beat the Goliath Frog!

[–]Th3W1ck3dW1tch 40 points41 points ago

it looked pretty vicious and frogs are pretty gross

[–]Aqualung90 58 points59 points ago

You're pretty gross.

[–]Troll-Catcher 21 points22 points ago

Frogs aren't gross.

[–]keabiasis 13 points14 points ago

But mom, frogs are our friends!

[–]schneeebly9803 4 points5 points ago

Frogs are friends! not food!

[–]Elidor 1 point2 points ago

Why not both?

[–]bandkamp 1 point2 points ago

I understood that reference!

[–]Edgar4llanPwn 9 points10 points ago

Explain the reference then asshole!

[–]Fishyish 7 points8 points ago

Calvin and Hobbes

[–]Edgar4llanPwn 2 points3 points ago

Hamster Huey and the gooey kablooie!

[–]buster2Xk 0 points1 point ago

Frogs aren't gross at all, they're lovely. I used to live in Darwin, Australia and there are frogs all over the place there. They used to find their way into our pool (sadly, many died, the water was bad for them and they got stuck) but we rescued a lot of them and rinsed them in fresh water to get the salty pool water off. They're very docile and a lot were happy to let us touch them or to climb on us. One time we left a pair alone in a tub of freshwater for a while and we came back to find a ton of eggs in there and the frogs gone.

This one's a toad though. Toads are pretty gross.

[–]Th3W1ck3dW1tch 0 points1 point ago

..........Frogs are gross

[–]Ayevee 5 points6 points ago

They have teeth.

[–]toxicfeet 0 points1 point ago

Enough to draw blood...

[–]TheSecretMe 1 point2 points ago

That's a pacman frog, they have a sharp bony ridge they use in the absence of teeth. They're rather aggressive and have a mean bite.

[–]jetfool 8 points9 points ago

This should be cross-posted to JusticePorn.

[–]shufflingmulligan 3 points4 points ago

Frogs love Reddit. It's all they talk about.

[–]pa79 0 points1 point ago

[–]viciousvee22 2 points3 points ago

I didn't chuckle/giggle. This is the first gif that has ever made me bust out in laughter.

[–]Sebatis 2 points3 points ago

I've seen this more times than I can count.... But I still laugh every time.

[–]idrinkice 2 points3 points ago

so they don't use their tongues much huh?

[–]R88SHUN 2 points3 points ago

Toad*

[–]charlesp22 3 points4 points ago

Haha, this dumb frog is toadAAAHHHH! (FTFY)

[–]TheRepostPoliceman -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Just an amphibian WINNING an iPhone game. 7coms 54pts 6mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]AsDevilsRun 21 points22 points ago

To be fair, that's a shitty, shitty title. Deserved a repost.

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 7 points8 points ago

Oh no! He reposted something from over 6 months ago that had no visibility in the first place! Hang him!

[–]mybaby51 -1 points0 points ago

Man, that's what you get for fucking with that frog.

[–]Bastiu 0 points1 point ago

farmbot frog

[–]Pat1234567890 0 points1 point ago

THAT IS SO FUNNY! And even funnier if it held on the bite on the finger and there was a frog dangling there!!!

[–]cuda123 0 points1 point ago

The app had some software bugs.. bumdumTis...

[–]mastereh 1 point2 points ago

It's a toad, not a frog

[–]chunkymonkey01 1 point2 points ago

I liked when this was originally posted because the title didnt hint at the ending.

[–]SnakesInDisguise 0 points1 point ago

Instant karma.

[–]IgotCHRISTinMYlife 0 points1 point ago

I had to put stickers on the sides of my glass tank for one of my frogs. He kept getting a bloody nose for jumping into the glass. I would dab Neosporin to the end of a cue tip to treat it, and he eventually got better and stopped busting his face on the tank. The frog was about a year old when this happened, and he turned out to be one of my favorites and lived a long life of almost six years.

[–]BoomShakalakaMLG 1 point2 points ago

This will probably fit with Guile theme

[–]ohstylo 0 points1 point ago

Frogs and toads are so dissimilar, it's weird how so many people just call them all "frogs"

[–]Dabigbadwolf10 0 points1 point ago

repost, but still hilarious

[–]klucked 0 points1 point ago

Uh god, i hve a morbid fear for frogs.

[–]spotix 0 points1 point ago

How many times?!

[–]truestoriesbro512 0 points1 point ago

one yes, frogs have teeth, so it probably hurt. two, it's not dumb, frogs can only see movement, like the Jurassic park movies. and three DON'T FUCKING TEASE HIM! THE MORE YOU MOVE YOUR FINGER, THE HARDER HE'S GONNA HOLD ON!

[–]Muscadomestica 0 points1 point ago

well now I know that this is a thing

[–]foottoefoot 0 points1 point ago

You can tell this man is a genius because of the brilliant title he chose.

[–]Meghan90 0 points1 point ago

Frags are so dumb

[–]X2ander -1 points0 points ago

Quite the ribetting game aye sir?

[–]goofball_jones -5 points-4 points ago

indeed! hope he doesn't croak in the final round!

[–]altbekannt 1 point2 points ago

old but gold

[–]MyIQis2 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!

[–]MattyGalore -2 points-1 points ago

+1 for Perfect Loop!

[–]Sms_Boy -4 points-3 points ago

It's not a frog.

[–]Element0f0ne -3 points-2 points ago

Why is this on the front page?