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[–]SchrodingerE 13 points14 points ago

Sorry to be the one to ask... Who are they??

[–]Jaimizzle14 6 points7 points ago

It's "Jon and Kate" from the reality show "Jon and Kate plus 8" they had a bunch of kids and were famous in America for a while.

[–]Lord_NiteShade 1 point2 points ago

The were on TLC, for those unfamiliar, thats "The Learning Channel."

[–]sickgrof 20 points21 points ago

looking back, no one should give a shit

[–]WeeR 8 points9 points ago

Ugh, she was always such a bitch. To put it lightly and to state the obvious, of course.

[–]J-Holm 3 points4 points ago

but you know you would hate fuck the shit outta her

[–]pracher13 2 points3 points ago

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[–]Pykoh 3 points4 points ago

She had Sextuplets. It's basically a doughnut at this point.

[–]NedryOS 3 points4 points ago

It would be like fucking a bucket. But, hey, think of it this way: you now have 8 different opportunities to ruin a kid's life. See, you introduce yourself to them, maybe get to know them for a while and become that cool guy friend of their mom's. And then one day, you calmly lean up real close to their ear and describe in excruciating detail their mother's vagina. Fuck those kids all the way up.

[–]Grimwold2 4 points5 points ago

I always felt bad for Jon, she wasn't very nice to him

[–]czarmonger 9 points10 points ago

is this one of those kardashies?

[–]buflosrevenge 9 points10 points ago

Yeah... But where's the car window?

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone have the video of this?

[–]viper9172 2 points3 points ago

Unless she had surgery or something, I get she could fit a melon in her vagina. Unless I completely don't understand how 'flexible' a vagina is.

I feel like that could have been said better

[–]Cookjames6 0 points1 point ago

RIGHT!

[–]mojobanger 0 points1 point ago

This sow used to drive me nuts. My wife would watch their kids doin' shit and ignore our own. Damn woman...

[–]Darius96 1 point2 points ago

Yeah pigs can be quite bothersome can't they. ;)

[–]mrbarabajagal 0 points1 point ago

This some topical humor right here. You must be totally all over current events.

[–]asimovfan1 0 points1 point ago

I would have divorced her because of her hair, much less because of her insanely crappy attitude.

[–]igoDOWN 0 points1 point ago

I always knew they would divorce... her body language said it all she was never affectionate to him........ I got all that from one confessional moment.

[–]NedryOS 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I was always like "she used in vitro 'cuz she couldn't have kids, but she couldn't have kids cuz she never fucked him". (Though my mom insists he's the crazy one and they couldn't have kids because he was basically shooting blanks and refused sex.)

[–]igoDOWN 0 points1 point ago

Oh bull, she was the crazy one lol. In her confessionals, she looked so indifferent as if to say "don't touch me!"

[–]durstand 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, I have no idea who these people are. They look like a couple of assholes.