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Like my men. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Jack_Sipper 29 points30 points ago

Got curious as to what became of the little kids, so I went and checked IMBd. Nothing on the little boy, had a weird way of ending the girls bio though.

[–]styxwade 5 points6 points ago

mystery solved. kinda. http://investor.gmcr.com/management.cfm

[–]I_have_no_username 0 points1 point ago

Green Mountain Coffee Roasters... of course!

[–]DrPepper86 1 point2 points ago

I dunno...

[–]ironiridis 1 point2 points ago

Wow. A one word answer among a sea of advertising and bullshit.

[–]DrPepper86 2 points3 points ago

Fucking astonishing, isn't it?

[–]Bob_Wiley 5 points6 points ago

That is odd.

I like looking up what happened to actors from older movies on IMDB also. That is how I found out the annoying kid from Fright Night went on to do gay porn.

[–]fuckingcaptcha 2 points3 points ago

Trivia: Enjoys body building.

Yes, I can see that.

[–]wefunk01 0 points1 point ago

Mechanics Bi Day, Lube job Bi night

[–]ExpectTheUnexpected 6 points7 points ago

IMBd

Took me about a minute to figure out why that looked weird.

[–]drh9164 2 points3 points ago

I met her in 1998 at a film festival in Columbus, Ohio. She was there with the directors of a short film she did in 1976 called Gravity. She said she had grown tired of acting and was now a housewife dedicated to raising her children.

[–]kitty_o_shea 1 point2 points ago

IMDb localisation is quite annoying: http://imgur.com/GczLI

[–]Krispykiwi 1 point2 points ago

L'incroyable Hulk makes me laugh. Oh france.

[–]kitty_o_shea 0 points1 point ago

I love it when they rename American films with dubious English titles. You end up with stuff like Sex Friends and Sexy Dance.

[–]anavrintobin 165 points166 points ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[–]Hyperdrunk 72 points73 points ago

Bobby, you ever seen a grown man naked?

[–]Austinlyle0 58 points59 points ago

Bobby, do you like to watch movies about gladiators?

[–]mgrier123 56 points57 points ago

Bobby, you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[–]Odd_Urinal_Theorem 58 points59 points ago

JOEY! IT'S JOEY GODDAMMIT!

PROOF

[–]netspawn 6 points7 points ago

Thank you!! I was willing to let "Bobby" slide on the first one. But by the third wrong reply, I was all but chewing the scenery, screaming: "For the love of god, it's JOEY!".

[–]mgrier123 1 point2 points ago

I forgot the name to be honest and was only using Bobby because the others were. Stupid reddit

[–]phishf00d 31 points32 points ago

Headquarters! what is it?
Its a big building where generals sit, but that's not important right now.

[–]Argion21 22 points23 points ago

Bad news, the fogs getting thicker!

And our Leeeeooon is getting laaaaargerrr...

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

And DON'T call me Shirley!

[–]huntrguy102 -2 points-1 points ago

Bobby, do you ever hang around a gymnasium.

[–]123musicslave 11 points12 points ago

I just came to tell you, good luck we're all counting on you

[–]Cnote24 -4 points-3 points ago

Shurely you can't be serious. Yes I am and don't call me shurely.

[–]tsubasaxiii 6 points7 points ago

I have a drinking problem.

[–]love-from-london 1 point2 points ago

*Surely/Shirley

[–]iDingus 6 points7 points ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

[–]HolographicMetapod 173 points174 points ago

Is this airplane?

I still have to see that, damn.

[–]JasonGD1982 182 points183 points ago

You should watch it now.

[–]Hyperdrunk 113 points114 points ago

Like right now. I don't care if it's 2am where you are. If you've never seen Airplane! you need to watch it immediately. Put on a pot of coffee if you need to.

[–]Langton12 89 points90 points ago

I can't I have a drinking problem.

[–]Kenster180 69 points70 points ago

Surely you can't be serious.

[–]SanchitoBOC 86 points87 points ago

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

[–]johnclarkbadass 62 points63 points ago

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–]pixbyeli 48 points49 points ago

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–]ThePeanutBuddha 44 points45 points ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit commenting on Reddit.

[–]phishf00d 37 points38 points ago

I don't know what to make of this thread. Maybe a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl....

[–]aggiegirlsrock -4 points-3 points ago

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

[–]Rellikten 7 points8 points ago

Damn, looks like I chose the wrong week to quit drinking coffee.

[–]Anjz 11 points12 points ago

I watched it on an exam day at 5am in the morning without sleep for 2 days.

Needless to say, it was worth it.

[–]nascoria 2 points3 points ago

Non-existant on swedish Netflix >.<

[–]pretzelzetzel 8 points9 points ago

The Pirate Bay is in your fucking country.

[–]nascoria -2 points-1 points ago

Downloading is also extremely tedious, and I never get to actually watch stuff that takes 20 minutes to download :P

[–]Karnas 2 points3 points ago

First world problem.

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    [–]louie82 26 points27 points ago

    You should watch it yesterday.

    [–]alienbringer 17 points18 points ago

    Fuck yesterday he should have watched it a year before it was even made it is that great.

    [–]brettins 20 points21 points ago

    The best time to watch airplane is 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

    [–]alienbringer 10 points11 points ago

    Wouldn't it be 30 years ago? as it came out in 1980.

    [–]brettins 9 points10 points ago

    Errr..yes...people would tend not to get the reference to the tree proverb though, which is what your first post made me think of.

    [–]alienbringer 4 points5 points ago

    Aah nope never heard of it, googled it though. Upvote for knowing more than me.

    [–]Butch_Magnus 5 points6 points ago

    I have this sitting on my hard drive and have never got around to watching it. The replies to this comment have inspired me despite the fact that I'm really tired and was about to go to bed.

    [–]spacedout83 11 points12 points ago

    You've never seen Airplane!? Surely you can't be serious!

    [–]horse666 9 points10 points ago

    Don't call me Shirley.

    [–]myrtg2 2 points3 points ago

    God Damn talk about low hanging fruit. No shame.

    [–]FERAL_KITTEN 6 points7 points ago

    RES tagged "Has not seen airplane" color: fuchsia

    [–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 5 points6 points ago

    me too. Every time we see him, we must harass until he watches the movie

    [–]Phailjure 1 point2 points ago

    And if he ever watches it, we can just start harassing him until he watches Top Secret! - as I'm sure nobody has seen Top Secret! without previously seeing Airplane!

    ...

    Now I've got this stuck in my head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXOHCNgYrc

    [–]DCMFDOOM 0 points1 point ago

    You're not alone, guy. I'm harassed daily by my friends to watch Airplane, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, and The Goodfellas.

    [–]Untz234 0 points1 point ago

    Its on netflix

    [–]Accipehoc 1 point2 points ago

    Bro, I feel ashamed for you.

    You need to see it. For Leslie.

    [–]Haha_MadeYouLook -1 points0 points ago

    Surely you can't be serious

    [–]A_1337_Canadian 61 points62 points ago

    My English teacher in high school let us watch this during class. Absolutely hilarious! RIP Leslie Nielsen.

    [–]Hyperdrunk 33 points34 points ago

    Including the scene with the topless woman in it?

    That's a BA High School Teacher.

    [–]ajpos 68 points69 points ago

    Absolutely. English teachers are required to have BAs since No Child Left Behind passed.

    [–]cuffs_and_a_smile 9 points10 points ago

    ba-dum-chhh!

    [–]A_1337_Canadian 0 points1 point ago

    If you didn't notice, I'm not American.

    [–]ajpos 1 point2 points ago

    Haha, I know. I was making a joke. Hyperdrunk said your teacher was "BA," as in badass. My statement was referring to the fact that BA can also stand for Bachelor of Arts, which is what a degree in English would be. It was a stupid joke.

    [–]optimistprime1986 4 points5 points ago

    We watched Top Gun at least 4 times when I was in basic ground school.

    [–]Flyboy_6cm 1 point2 points ago

    Me and my suite-mate were both in the aviation program and he would have weekly parties where they either watched Top Gun or Airplane. This went on for about 3 months when we all got our PPL's. The worst part was half of us there couldn't drink because we all flew early and no one was willing to risk getting busted.

    [–]TheTedinator 10 points11 points ago

    We watched 300 in my AP world history class.

    [–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 36 points37 points ago

    well that makes sense, it's super historically accurate

    [–]pretzelzetzel 2 points3 points ago

    That's why I show my students Braveheart. Mel Gibson's grip on reality is unparalleled. I prefer the director's cut in which Longshanks's mousy Jewish adviser poisons him and convinces him to wage war on the noble Scots so he can steal all their delicious gold.

    [–]cannotfoolowls 3 points4 points ago

    We watched 300, Troy, Life of Brian, The Odyssee and a lot of documentaries during various classes and

    Basketball Diaries, Escape from Sobibor, Left Luggage, American Beauty, Mean Creek, Dead Man Walking and another film I can't recall about bullying during religion.

    Wouldn't surprise me if a few of those are "R" rated.

    [–]Buck_Speedjunk 1 point2 points ago

    All I got to watch in high school was "Flame in the Wind", and "HELLBOUND?" The later was a definite life changer. As I watched it I said, "this shit is hilarious, I'm gonna listen to all those bands."

    [–]cannotfoolowls 0 points1 point ago

    Well, my geography teacher didn't really teach much, especially the last year, he just gave us a whole lot of bbc documentaries to watch.

    [–]Buck_Speedjunk 2 points3 points ago

    If your geography teacher was showing movies, he was a shit geography teacher.

    [–]cannotfoolowls 0 points1 point ago

    Never said he wasn't. Still, I learned more from those documentaries than from the few times he DID teach.

    [–]Noglues 1 point2 points ago

    That is nothing. NOTHING. We got to watch Team America: World Police, completely uncensored, in grade 10 business.

    [–]jtdc 1 point2 points ago

    I like you--you have balls. I like balls.

    [–]pretzelzetzel -4 points-3 points ago

    Because he watched a movie in class? Man, be older than 15.

    [–]jtdc 2 points3 points ago

    It's a quote from the movie, dipshit

    [–]Matthicus 0 points1 point ago

    It might be worth noting that Airplane! was rated PG. The nudity was incredibly brief and was not explicitly sexualized, so it wasn't enough to get an R rating.

    [–]UnholyDemigod 5 points6 points ago

    300 of what?

    [–]CreamOfTheClop 0 points1 point ago

    No no, 300 is just the title of the movie. Unless you already knew that and were joking, in which case I am sorry.

    [–]UnholyDemigod 6 points7 points ago

    Yes, I was joking. Much in the sort of misdirectional humour Airplane! is famous for.

    [–]CreamOfTheClop -1 points0 points ago

    I understand. Never saw Airplane! myself, but it's on the list.

    [–]Ibanezltd 0 points1 point ago

    We watched The Birds in my 10th grade world history class. When the scene where the guys eyes were pecked out came on, half the class screamed. It was great!

    [–]StanimaJack 0 points1 point ago

    My teacher in my history class in junior year let us watch Tenacious D and the pick of destiny on the last day of school. I don't think he works there anymore.

    [–]Skinnj 3 points4 points ago

    I forgot that Leslie had passed. Makes me sad everytime someone mentiones his dead - may he rest in peace.

    [–]DefinitelyRelephant 3 points4 points ago

    Leslie Nielsen died? Fuck this gay earth!

    [–]A_1337_Canadian 1 point2 points ago

    Two years ago this November.

    [–]thedeejus 66 points67 points ago

    Heh thanks for putting the punchline in the title! That way we get to laugh twice!

    [–]idealdefence 23 points24 points ago

    AIRPLANE

    [–]droothewanderer 33 points34 points ago

    Oh Stewardess, I speak Jive.

    [–]Tattered 16 points17 points ago

    http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimjive/

    [–]Gramma42ton 2 points3 points ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6ZXE_A_xA&t=0m23s

    [–]Argion21 1 point2 points ago

    uh black dynamite, you so righteous.

    [–]Oncocerca 1 point2 points ago

    They really do have a subreddit for everything.

    [–]johnclarkbadass 6 points7 points ago

    Cut me some slack Jack.

    [–]jtdc 2 points3 points ago

    Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help.

    [–]sethboy67 6 points7 points ago

    BOULDER

    [–]fuckspace2001 2 points3 points ago

    SOCCER TEAM

    [–]FERAL_KITTEN 6 points7 points ago

    TOYOTA CAMRY

    [–]MrTeddybear 1 point2 points ago

    Roadhouse

    [–]Jandklo 3 points4 points ago

    I watched both of them. Both are fucking hilarious.

    [–]LOhateVE 4 points5 points ago

    Lisa Lampanelli at 8 years old.

    [–]Moo3 3 points4 points ago

    This is how I like my women:

    http://www.ocado.com/catalog/images-hires/44326011_H.jpg?identifier=e84927d3e6cb5062480084b8208ad296

    [–]SanchoDeLaRuse 0 points1 point ago

    "The softest thing since sliced bread."

    ...Huh...

    TIL?

    [–]ilovefisting 18 points19 points ago

    Punchline in the title AND a repost from 1980? This sure is funny.

    [–]quiversound 7 points8 points ago

    How I read this: "cream?" like my men. "I take it black." like my men. "like my men." Like my men. So when I read it to myself 4 times, it really wasn't all that funny. If only you had remembered that the punch line is why people laugh, so giving it away without a set up makes it fall flat. Stop putting the punch in the title.

    [–]RobThaGreat00[S] -1 points0 points ago

    Your logic, gracefulness in which you present it, and lack of obscenities is very appreciated. The main complaint I'm seeing on this post is that I put the punchline in the title. I apologize. With this being my first successful post ever, I am still getting the hang of things, and I'll take it as a learning experience. But in the end, there is no winning on the internet. Some people will take the joke, others will rant and rave. But I will keep your advice in mind for next time so that /r/funny will have a few less punchlines in the titles.

    [–]quiversound 0 points1 point ago

    Aww. It's not the internet you're trying to win over; it's just reddit. There's a new post at LEAST every other day where somebody puts the punchline in the title and everybody leaves a comment about how frustrating it is. We only send you these comments because we're trying to improve our community.

    [–]visceralhate 4 points5 points ago

    I'm getting something.....yes here it comes......I can feel a few (hundred) more Airplane stills in the near future.

    [–]phishf00d 1 point2 points ago

    and the near past.

    [–]SanchoDeLaRuse 0 points1 point ago

    And the distant present.

    [–]tazmainiac954 7 points8 points ago

    Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.... And Leon's getting lllaaaarrrrgger

    [–]pipi55 0 points1 point ago

    Airplane is the greatest parody!

    [–]nitro316 4 points5 points ago

    Parody? It was a documentary.

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    [–]nitro316 2 points3 points ago

    It was a joke, dumbass.

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [–]skenmy 1 point2 points ago

    Except you.

    [–]quamee 2 points3 points ago

    What movie is this? I wanna watch it

    [–]Kamuiberen 0 points1 point ago

    Airplane

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [–]jtdc 1 point2 points ago

    Hi! Welcome to Reddit.

    [–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

    Hi! Welcome to Repostia

    FTFY

    [–]pretzelzetzel 1 point2 points ago

    http://www.reddit.com/user/pdmcmahon/submitted/

    HYPOCRIFAG

    [–]mtreef2 2 points3 points ago

    Nervous? yes. First time? No, I've been nervous lots of times.

    [–]TrueShotHaze 3 points4 points ago

    What is this from?

    [–]xarkonnen 6 points7 points ago

    Airplane the movie.

    [–]TrueShotHaze 4 points5 points ago

    thanks

    [–]jay1237 1 point2 points ago

    Oh Flying High, how I love you so

    [–]CornySpark 3 points4 points ago

    "Surely you can't be serious?"

    "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley".

    I miss Leslie Nielsen.

    [–]mrfluffleballz 2 points3 points ago

    Punchline in the title -> CONE OF SHAME

    [–]simon_wang12 1 point2 points ago

    And after that role she was never heard of again.

    [–]gravion17 0 points1 point ago

    The first time I saw this...I questioned every thing.

    [–]Pendiculation -1 points0 points ago

    anyone who downvoted this didn't see the movie. Or had a bad day.

    [–]Famousoriginalme 1 point2 points ago

    Or doesn't like having the punchline in the title. Not that I downvoted it min you.

    [–]DaemonSand 0 points1 point ago

    or decided stealing from classic movies was bull

    [–]DJ131 1 point2 points ago

    I have my own take on this.

    Whenever somebody shows me a hot white girl I say to them

    "sorry, I like my women black. Like my men."

    Priceless reactions.

    [–]TheWiezMan -1 points0 points ago

    Gee thanks for putting the punch line in the title.

    [–]nithokian 1 point2 points ago

    http://bash.org/?93534

    [–]sondre99v 0 points1 point ago

    I always thought she meant her men also take their coffee black. Just got the other implication.

    [–]Serath62 0 points1 point ago

    Kid looks like a younger Cillian Murphy.

    [–]Shadax 0 points1 point ago

    I like my coffee the way I like my women, without a penis.

    [–]BPDinLA 0 points1 point ago

    I take it black... Like my metal.

    [–]impossibru65 0 points1 point ago

    Chump don' want no help, chump don' GET no help...

    [–]AlexHeyNa 0 points1 point ago

    This woman needs to be taken to a hospital!

    A hospital? What is it?

    It's a big building with patients, but we'll get to that later!

    [–]Xvash2 -1 points0 points ago

    Punchline in the title? Fuck you and have a downvote on me.

    [–]JerosScotland 0 points1 point ago

    Upvoted to cancel out your downvote, have a nice day.

    [–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 0 points1 point ago

    Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

    Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?

    Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

    [–]pretzelzetzel 0 points1 point ago

    Fuckin' Airplane!, man. What a flick.

    [–]h0ns0l0 0 points1 point ago

    Surely you can't be serious.

    [–]wowgamer245 2 points3 points ago

    I am serious... And stop calling me Surely!

    [–]wakestr22 0 points1 point ago

    Reporter: What kind of plane is it? Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

    [–]justshutup124 1 point2 points ago

    To quote tosh.0: I like my coffee like I like my women.

    I don't like coffee.

    [–]Whalerized 1 point2 points ago

    Just Kidding

    [–]Not_Shirley -1 points0 points ago

    Don't call me Shirley

    [–]larryroutine 1 point2 points ago

    "Weak and white, like my men!" - Daisy, Spaced

    [–]dutchrage 1 point2 points ago

    Love this scene, love this movie

    [–]Catkin919 -1 points0 points ago

    Striker! (Punches lady in face)

    [–]Anon_Y_Mous_PDX -1 points0 points ago

    Then she must like her child support payments in spare change.

    [–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

    I had black men too. Then Lincoln came around.

    [–]DaemonSand 1 point2 points ago

    THATS RACIST, YOU CANT SAY THAT. GRRRR EVERYONE DOWNVOTE HIS JOKE. YAY WE'RE ENDING RACISM. fuckin reddit

    [–]JanuSunaJ 1 point2 points ago

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

    [–]therealtony 1 point2 points ago

    I like my women like I like my coffee - without a penis

    [–]BuddyCo -4 points-3 points ago

    There's a reason top men have voted Airplane! the best comedy ever.

    [–]Kamuiberen 1 point2 points ago

    Top. Men.

    [–]FakePlasticShrimp 0 points1 point ago

    Top man top boy or toppa toppa!

    Come too me with an attitude come a croppa!

    I fight old school bring your bat and your choppa!

    An some anti-septic this could get hectic.

    I'm a don accept it...

    Oiiii

    [–]HBennoJ -2 points-1 points ago

    Somehow I read "my men" as "my mom"

    [–]dkmc1721 -1 points0 points ago

    fucking Airplane.

    [–]BLT_with_extra_bacon 0 points1 point ago

    I love this movie. One of my all-time faves.

    [–]Oncocerca -2 points-1 points ago

    Striker.

    [–]m84m -1 points0 points ago

    Does anyone know how to fly a plane?

    [–]beastgamer9136 -1 points0 points ago

    Hmmm a nice case of punchline in the title here, fellas. OP has been diagnosed with faggotry.

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    [–]Plastastic 9 points10 points ago

    Then again, I'm british, and many of the american shows are incredibly unfunny to me.

    Ugh...

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