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Battle #39 - Vote Now! | New Rule, Oct 15

Battle 39

About Photoshop Battles

A subreddit for people to use photo manipulation software to create new images.

Official weekly battles are held where entries are removed for the first 24-hours to give an opportunity for more detailed submissions.

Battle winners pick the photo for the next battle (only upvotes are counted) and all entrants are given subreddit flair.


Rules for Submissions:

I. No Requests or Questions

  • Requests, such as "Please photoshop me or my friend", can be posted to /r/picrequests.

  • Questions, such as "Where else could he be?", or "What else could she be sticking in her mouth?" are not permitted.

II. Titles

  • Your title must be descriptive. Please accurately describe the subject of the photo.

  • No cliches such as "this has potential", "lets see what you guys can do", or "make this epic".

III. Image content

  • Images should be at least 500x500 pixels.
  • No technically low-quality images. Focus, framing, lighting, etc. are important.
  • No links to facebook.
  • NSFW tags must be used generously.
  • No albums or web pages, submissions must be a single image.

Submissions that do not follow the rules will be subject to removal by the moderators.

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Comments that are cliché, text-only, not an original work, image macros, memes, reaction gifs, or off-topic are subject to removal by the moderators without notification.

Comments should be fully compliant with RFC 2119


Voting

  • Please vote based on quality of work. Lazy shops shouldn't win just because they made you laugh. You can still vote funny stuff (we can't control you) but keep in mind that people spend lots of time making some really good submissions and deserve as much recognition as the next guy.

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/r/FreeDesign

/r/Graphic_Design

/r/DesignJobs

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/r/Photoshop

/r/PhotoshopTutorials

/r/GIMP

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all 163 comments

[–]TheAlphaRanger 798 points799 points ago

[–]Private_Ballbag 113 points114 points ago

A truer picture has never existed.

[–]stevensky 15 points16 points ago

trutest picture evar.

[–]btcs41 27 points28 points ago

Took me way too damn long to figure this out. Stupid brain.

[–]Lord_Sauron 72 points73 points ago

Try drinking less.

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 31 points32 points ago

Shut your whore mouth!

[–]MrMono1 5 points6 points ago

That reminds me, I need a drink.

[–]Josueatthebb 0 points1 point ago

That's why he didn't got it in the first place... he needs to drink more.

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 2 points3 points ago

I still can't see it.

[–]btcs41 1 point2 points ago

not sure if trolling.

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 1 point2 points ago

No. I honestly have no idea what was different with that picture. I put them both side by side on MS paint.

[–]btcs41 4 points5 points ago

Stupid brains. Look above the pics.

[–]Phoequinox 20 points21 points ago

Never been happier to not drink.

[–]zublits 26 points27 points ago

Why is it that people who don't drink feel the need to tell everyone at every possible opportunity?

[–]Thehealeroftri 26 points27 points ago

Selection bias. Most people who don't drink will not tell you and if they don't tell you, then you will never know.

[–]noeljaboy 11 points12 points ago

hate this. it also goes for people who smoke weed always having to talk about the fact that they smoke weed.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, I DIDN'T ASK.

[–]Somali_Pir8 8 points9 points ago

Guess what? I have an iPhone......

[–]teusz16 10 points11 points ago

That's bad for the environment. Unlike me, since I'm vegan.

[–]bojo600 5 points6 points ago

That's bad for plants. Unlike me, I don't eat anything.

[–]iUsedtoHadHerpes 5 points6 points ago

That's good for you, though. Unfortunately, as a guitar player, I have no input here.

[–]flatsperm 0 points1 point ago

Deal with it. People overestimate the prevalence of drinkers and mitigating that overestimation actually cuts down on binge drinking. So comments like that are a stab in the right direction.

[–]zublits 5 points6 points ago

Wat

[–]Ent_irely_Weed 2 points3 points ago

What a dumb comment. Everyone who has told you that they don't drink doesn't represent everyone who doesn't drink. The people who didn't tell you that they don't drink DIDN'T TELL YOU.

[–]zublits 2 points3 points ago

I don't mean literally everyone genius.

[–]buckhenderson 335 points336 points ago

[–]amgoingtohell 86 points87 points ago

Was thinking of something like this but my photoshop skillz suck.

[–]Spruxy 140 points141 points ago

Higher res of the last photo if anyone needs it http://i.imgur.com/Db64u.jpg

[–]Khalexus 11 points12 points ago

Whoa, I have those exact same guns. $2 from the Reject Shop (no longer sold there though :( )

They're pretty awesome, as far as cap guns go.

[–]Tetha 8 points9 points ago

Huh, I was under the impression that fake guns need a red cap in front of the muzzle to be recognized as fake. Where are those on these guns?

[–]Khalexus 27 points28 points ago

They're orange caps, and my guess was she painted them/used black markers on them.

Here is the gun untouched.

[–]pix1985 75 points76 points ago

You are clearly touching it

[–]Khalexus 36 points37 points ago

[–]Fuck-I-Hate-You-Guys 15 points16 points ago

If only I had a time machine.

I cannot unsee.

[–]eithris 12 points13 points ago

the toy manufacturer is not responsible if you get shot by police because you mod the gun to look more real.

[–]densets 4 points5 points ago

does this mean i can sue them if i get shot when displaying one of their unmoded guns with the orange thing?

[–]jimb3rt 0 points1 point ago

This is a good question, I expect that since the intended purpose of the orange part is to make it obvious that it isn't a real gun, you could sue them, but you would probably get laughed out of court.

[–]crazyramen 4 points5 points ago

It's ok to take the orange off after you buy the replica gun, but you're not allowed to sell it without the tip. That's how it is with airsoft, anyway.

[–]fatalblur 1 point2 points ago

They're removable I believe.

[–]panzercaptain 1 point2 points ago

I have one of those too, except it's black. You can just take the orange cap off, it isn't glued on.

[–]judge__mental[S] 84 points85 points ago

For science?

[–]RedditReid 16 points17 points ago

[–]leewickert 4 points5 points ago

aquabats gif... awesome

[–]RedditReid 2 points3 points ago

Reddit can always use more AQUABATS!

[–]Spruxy 54 points55 points ago

of course... Science

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 15 points16 points ago

Tell me about it, bro.

[–]CompanionCubeLovesMe -4 points-3 points ago

;)

[–]obamatheliar 10 points11 points ago

Poor trigger discipline. :(

[–]undergroundmonorail 7 points8 points ago

Does it really count for fake guns? I mean, I know safe > sorry, cap guns don't really feel like real ones. I don't think she'd make that mistake.

[–]obamatheliar -1 points0 points ago

I dunno, I'd carry real guns without ammo if I was her.

[–]undergroundmonorail 2 points3 points ago

This comment thread suggests that they're fake.

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

This one actually looks like her.

[–]judge__mental[S] 0 points1 point ago

Looks like who?

[–]judge__mental[S] 222 points223 points ago

[–]Disgustapated 41 points42 points ago

[–]oniontomato 8 points9 points ago

Is this a picture of 90% of the contestants of biggest loser?

[–]AltoidNerd 6 points7 points ago

haha. that's comedy.

[–]FinnInAJakeSuit 225 points226 points ago

Tomorrow
Edit---Behold my expert grammger and spealling!

[–]TheRobberDotCom 34 points35 points ago

No, nothing interesing happened.

[–]Grimsonite 9 points10 points ago

For the record, i read that far. :I

[–]judge__mental[S] 68 points69 points ago

WTF?

[–]Ghostwoods 252 points253 points ago

It's a reference to Tomb Raider, not a death threat.

[–]amazinglyanonymous 65 points66 points ago

He's just so judge___mental

[–]Ghostwoods 17 points18 points ago

Are you trying to keep me in antici...

[–]Ghostwoods 11 points12 points ago

...

[–]Ghostwoods 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Ghostwoods 17 points18 points ago

...pation?

EDIT: Buggrit. Typoed. Ta, Autistic_Buiscit.

[–]Autistic_Buiscit 10 points11 points ago

...pation

FTFY

[–]ChillxPenguin 11 points12 points ago

Maybe he's spanish.

Maybe it's maybeline.

[–]Ghostwoods 3 points4 points ago

NARGHL! Thanks.

[–]thisismyivorytower 0 points1 point ago

How'd you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman!

[–]ThisIsSeriousGuys 15 points16 points ago

This is awesome. You have great comedic sensibility.

[–]My_Cheeseburger 8 points9 points ago

Well, I woke up. Then I got on the computer. Then I'm probably going to play some TF2. Yeah.

[–]heree_kitteh_kitteh 13 points14 points ago

My day was ok, fairly boring. Helped a friend out with making wings for her Halloween costume. Yours? (And yea, I was as bored as you and read it all lol)

[–]Oraukk 4 points5 points ago

Abandoned*

[–]rmm45177 1 point2 points ago

I read this in the middle of a test.

Don't worry, it was online.

[–]photojacker 20 points21 points ago

[–]judge__mental[S] 79 points80 points ago

Come on. You guys are being real Shallow Hals about this.

[–]Murdieloon 68 points69 points ago

Reverse the pictures and its what happens after you marry Lara Croft.

[–]amgoingtohell 223 points224 points ago

[–]lebowskisweater 71 points72 points ago

Dude. I live in the South and that is what most of the women turn into. Had my 20 year high school reunion recently.

10% Look exactly the same.

20% Look like good, healthy women. Appropriate for their age and for having kids.

60% What the hell happened? Fat. Rolls. Land beasts.

10% Had gotten huge. Divorced. Major workout/starvation ensued and she is flaunting her new look -40 pounds. Steer clear of this percentage.

[–]muttmonster 19 points20 points ago

Sweet tea, delicious sweet tea.

[–]Tree_Phiddy 7 points8 points ago

im only 25 and i see it happening.. everyone on my FB is getting knocked up.
most of the hot ones are getting fatter. sometimes i dont even recognize who is who

[–]rpcrazy 3 points4 points ago

trying using your butt more when you pump the plump, it feels so much nicer

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[–]Cmatt10123 12 points13 points ago

Well thats good. Im not a fan of tiny women, and most of my friends agree, that women with more curves are much more attractive.

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 22 points23 points ago

What happened here?

[–]BeatingOffADeadHorse 17 points18 points ago

The world may never know.

[–]judge__mental[S] 14 points15 points ago

Well, it is a long story but basically [deleted].

[–]teusz16 8 points9 points ago

We don't go to Ravenholm any more...

[–]Volopok 4 points5 points ago

Looks like some sort of wasteland of comments.

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 1 point2 points ago

Maybe they were't photoshops so they got removed.

[–]Volopok 2 points3 points ago

No... that would be to simple.

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[–]DCMOFO 15 points16 points ago

I think so, but how will we take our clothes off in a washing machine?

[–]judge__mental[S] 7 points8 points ago

A whole watermelon?

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[–]runningandguitars 31 points32 points ago

way ahead of you.. haha It's okay. I don't take anything to heart. After all, it is Reddit. I should suspect something like this would come out of it. Over all, I'm healthier and happier with my life. I get treated 90% better than I did when I was overweight. All my bullies from HS want to date me now and you know what? They never will. I'm still the girl I was, with a fantastic personality. Just because I look different, doesn't mean I am different. I find this thread amusing.

[–]judge__mental[S] 11 points12 points ago

Of course the ones making negative comments are just jealous of a) your determination and achievement b) fact that they are sweaty neckbeards that would never have the balls to talk to you now c) they are probably overweight themselves but know they don't have the willpower to change. This is their way of coping. I'm glad you find it amusing as I feel a bit guilty for posting to ps battles. Didn't expect it to reach front page or for there to be so many assholes in this subreddit. I will delete if you prefer. Congrats on your work. Achievement unlocked. Ps. Sorry this all sounds kind of condescending but I'm not sure how to word it better.

[–]lepuma 3 points4 points ago

True, I forgot you actually look good now so who cares

[–]Alpaca_Master 0 points1 point ago

I must know how you kept the motivation and determination up. Congrats by the way.

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Credit where credit is due. She really turned things around. This is what usually happens.

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