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How I feel when I put cereal in a bowl, but notice there is no milk. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Zeetermin 41 points42 points ago

I.. I like cereal without milk..

[–]SquareSoft 21 points22 points ago

You're not alone, pal. Dry cereal is the only cereal for me.

[–]Veggieleezy 7 points8 points ago

I do dry cereal because I feel like there's too much pressure involved if you add milk. You have to eat it all before it goes soggy, but I'm a relatively slow eater so it would always go soggy. Just put my milk in a glass, please.

[–]SquareSoft 6 points7 points ago

Ha, I get shit for that all the time. "Wait, you don't like milk in your cereal but you'll drink it with your cereal!?"

[–]Drdres 3 points4 points ago

I want it to be soggy, depends on what kind of cereal, though. If it's Frosties or something, no. But if it's All-Bran you need soggy.

[–]jaycatsby 0 points1 point ago

I used to eat All-Bran with pieces of banana and strawberries. The only thing I've ever had with milk was Cocoa Pops.

[–]muffinmonk 2 points3 points ago

What the hell is wrong with you people.

[–]scook0 1 point2 points ago

You don't have to fill the whole bowl with milk. Half-fill it or less and you have a lot more control over the milk content of your cereal.

[–]QuakerJack 3 points4 points ago

But... But what about the sweet nectar of the gods that the milk turns into?

[–]tehsusenoh 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what cereal you're eating, friend, but the cereal I eat sure doesn't make milk any better.

[–]Mipper 1 point2 points ago

Ever noticed how far milk and cereal are from each other in supermarkets? They're not meant to be together!

[–]juxtaposition21 -2 points-1 points ago

Thats like saying "I like dry pussy."

[–]Apostolate 32 points33 points ago

I'm more pissed off when I accidentally pour the milk into the bowl before there's any cereal. Fuck.

[–]Nyc0n_as_a_number 47 points48 points ago

WHAT KIND OF FREAK PUTS MILK IN THE BOWL BEFORE CEREAL?!

[–]juxtaposition21 3 points4 points ago

Best thing I'll read all day.

[–]Nyc0n_as_a_number 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir, I was feeling rather emotional as I just learned some people put milk in before cereal and I just let it out in the form of text.

[–]juxtaposition21 1 point2 points ago

It's the first thing I thought of. What madness.

[–]choochoomaroo 1 point2 points ago

Someone who's been burned before by pouring cereal and then realizing they're out of milk. They choose the other extreme and measure the milk availability first.

[–]landophant 0 points1 point ago

...burned?

[–]juxtaposition21 1 point2 points ago

Hot cereal.

[–]No_Phun_Intended 2 points3 points ago

What about when you've got a bowl of dry cereal, finish your existing bag of milk on said bowl (wetting the cereal, but clearly not enough milk), then go to the fridge to get another bag of milk (to finish the job) only to realize you have just finished the milk. What a waste of cereal, and a slight waste of milk!!! I tried adding water once to make up for the lack of milk but honestly just felt myself missing my milk cereal that much more...

[–]juxtaposition21 3 points4 points ago

Bag of milk? Fucking Canadians.

[–]NamelessTryHard[S] 4 points5 points ago

I would drink the milk in that case

[–]StealthNL 0 points1 point ago

Oh no. I once poured sour milk all over the last bit of expensive once in a lifetime cereal. :(

[–]Kitten_Of_Rage -2 points-1 points ago

For some reason I like milk in my cereal but REFUSE to drink the milk after, the texture just does not fly with me..

[–]themcs 2 points3 points ago

I fucking love cereal milk. Doesn't matter what kind. Unfortunately upon reaching adulthood I have become lactose intolerant and I can't eat even a large sized bowl of cereal with out tummy rumblings, much less actually drinking the milk

[–]Kitten_Of_Rage 0 points1 point ago

Shit, that sucks. We could trade places! I'm not a big diary person but I love the soy and almond milks.

[–]Cat_Dentures 11 points12 points ago

better put some water on that damn shit!

[–]dandan86 4 points5 points ago

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens.

great movie cant wait till the new one next year

[–]BobbyD84 0 points1 point ago

Cinematic masterpiece doesn't even begin to describe the soft spot I have for that movie. Classic.

[–]JakeTheHawk 10 points11 points ago

I drew a pic of how you really reacted.

[–]Kyllenios 2 points3 points ago

No way, man. You have to ragequit that shit. Cereal? In the garbage. Bowl? Fuck it, throw the whole thing away.

[–]avatoin -1 points0 points ago

Okay.. for future reference, use a lower resolution. That image took way to long to load.

[–]choochoomaroo 4 points5 points ago

When you're out of milk, beer or melted ice cream are both acceptable substitutes.

[–]bunnylovesneon 1 point2 points ago

Similar story- ice cream with cereal as a topping is awesome! Bonus points if you add chocolate sauce. (You'll never eat cereal the same way again.)

[–]johnsmcjohn 2 points3 points ago

Because you'll be dead before you finish it.

[–]ibkiwi 1 point2 points ago

Overreaction.

[–]Dremux 14 points15 points ago

You put the milk in first? Weird.

[–]wesjall 16 points17 points ago

i think he means no milk in the house. I thought in the bowl first too.

If he does mean in the bowl... thats really weird.

[–]raVensc2 3 points4 points ago

One of my friends puts the milk in first. Makes me want to punch him every time I see him do it.

[–]mushmyhead 2 points3 points ago

If that gets you this mad, we may have bigger problems than being out of milk.

[–]dietmoxie 1 point2 points ago

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[–]epicpluggy 2 points3 points ago

You...you put.... You put your milk in before your cereal?

[–]giovani-2saints 2 points3 points ago

i eat cereal dry, and drink chocolate milk separate. is that weird?

[–]_grant_ 4 points5 points ago

Yes.

[–]undearius 3 points4 points ago

0o0

We must find a female of our kind, than we can repopulate our people. The Dry Eaters will prevail!

[–]jaycatsby 0 points1 point ago

Hello!

[–]undearius 0 points1 point ago

I didn't actually expect to have a girl respond. I did not come prepared for this..

So...

..How's Japan?

[–]jaycatsby 0 points1 point ago

People here think I'm weird for liking dry cereal. Same old.

[–]undearius 0 points1 point ago

Great. So we're weird on an international level

[–]jaycatsby 0 points1 point ago

Yep! Australians think I'm weird too. Don't worry, at least we're... saving money on milk? Idk. Fuck the haters.

[–]undearius 0 points1 point ago

Not really saving any milk because it's in a cup instead of a bowl. But I agree, fuck the haters

[–]smokeydesperado -1 points0 points ago

I enjoy dry cereal. And I am a female.

[–]daaaaaaaaaaaaamn 1 point2 points ago

What is the actual quote from the movie?

[–]mushmyhead 7 points8 points ago

"I am about to re-arrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!"

[–]r_skyward91 2 points3 points ago

I love this line, Hades always cracks me up.

[–]IWasGregInTokyo 2 points3 points ago

Almost every line of James' in this movie is gold.

"I OWN YOU!!"

[–]Photar 1 point2 points ago

Me: Fuck it. I'll eat it dry.

[–]6degreestoBillMurray 0 points1 point ago

I feel like there should be a Bill O'Reilly gif attached to this.

[–]Photar 0 points1 point ago

That's what I was going for.

[–]ho_hum_dowhat 0 points1 point ago

S.O.D. knows how you feel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnJU7T8PBWA

[–]Mike_davvy 0 points1 point ago

Happened to me this morning.

[–]Wildcard1222 1 point2 points ago

Words of wisdom from Craig's father...

[–]Chasedabigbase 0 points1 point ago

I get soooo pissed I have this same reaction even though it definitely is an over reaction, because cereal is the easiest thing you can make and there's only two ingredients but one of them is missing but your already committed and poured the cereal... FUCK

[–]Zupwat 0 points1 point ago

Maybe re-post this to /r/Reactiongifs? Made me lol quite a bit though. Been there before.

[–]king_hippo77 0 points1 point ago

first world problem with a third world reaction

[–]jimbromley 0 points1 point ago

That's my thoughts... "Here is a bridge... Now get over it..."

[–]Secret_Wizard 0 points1 point ago

... And then you eat the bowl dry anyway, out of sheer spite.

[–]YaSu288 0 points1 point ago

This would be the reaction to any first world problem. I don't get the purpose of this post at all.
Usually, the gifs which depict everyday problems have at least one physical element in common with the problem. This one, NOPE.

[–]TallNotSmall[!] 0 points1 point ago

Be glad you didn't put the water you boiled for your coffee in your cereal.

Yep.

[–]spiralled 0 points1 point ago

I fill the bowl with milk, pour on just enough cereal to cover the surface, eat it, and repeat. No sogginess.

[–]Terraton -1 points0 points ago

Guess I'm the odd man out. I pour my milk first. I prefer my cereal crunchy, and would prefer to keep adding more cereal to the bowl. Also, what happens if you if finish your cereal, still hungry and there's still milk in the bowl? I'd rather eat more cereal than to drink more milk. If you're going to argue about the splash back when you pour your cereal, how hard are you pouring the cereal? Try moving the box closer to the bowl. Does anyone remember the dreaded soggies with the Captain Crunch commercials? They were the bad guys for a reason! Besides, why does it make it weird anyway? Was there a cereal eating lesson I missed in school?

[–]Buckwheat469 0 points1 point ago

Man up and use water.

[–]Ace_19 0 points1 point ago

I've made Mac and Cheese and didn't see we had any milk after its cooked... With cheese and butter in it already. Now I always check before I cook.

[–]ok_reddit 0 points1 point ago

I have never put in the cereal before the milk. Is that a european thing?

[–]fuzzycuffs 1 point2 points ago

Better put some water on that daaaamn shit!

[–]PiedjeeyXD32 0 points1 point ago

how i eat my cereal

[–]OnlyTwoPlanks 0 points1 point ago

You would, Mr. Watch man.

[–]KBMXOR 0 points1 point ago

Time for some soggy biscuit...

[–]mjklin 1 point2 points ago

Man you ain't never got two things that match. Kool Aid, no sugar? Peanut butter, no jelly? Ham, no burger? Daaaamn!

Anyway, you better put some water on that damn shit.

[–]Kitten_Of_Rage 0 points1 point ago

You put it well my friend, you put it well. That's the rage inside of me.

[–]Nemmie 0 points1 point ago

I have that reaction when there is no cold milk.

[–]NamelessTryHard[S] 0 points1 point ago

Amen.

[–]rossHousin 0 points1 point ago

Damn, it's that serious huh?

[–]shay1a 0 points1 point ago

Or when you've already made your pancakes or waffles and realize there is no syrup :(

[–]Srmolczyk 0 points1 point ago

I miss Hercules.

[–]turkturkelton 0 points1 point ago

You are bad at English.

[–]smmfdyb 0 points1 point ago

That is my reaction when I mistakenly pour orange juice on my cereal.

[–]juxtaposition21 0 points1 point ago

You put the cereal first?

[–]ericzundel 0 points1 point ago

Yogurt, water, is what I normally do. What really gets me mad is when I get the milk out and find all the cereal has been fed to the pet rats. I had to start writing "HUMAN FOOD" on the cereal I want to eat.

[–]likes_peanut_butter 0 points1 point ago

Substitute milo as milk, problem solved.

[–]themcs 0 points1 point ago

This one elicited a hearty guffaw. Well played.

[–]Bamness -1 points0 points ago

Throw some soda in it.

[–]DrkSnpr14 0 points1 point ago

Awww, muffin

[–]LordKilgar 0 points1 point ago

see, in that case you have a snack, dry cereal.

What I hate is when you're tired, and don't check before you pour the milk and see that lumpy I-don't-understand-this-milk-was-good-last-night cottage cheese crap land in the cereal. that's just a waste.

[–]JeffertonAlive -1 points0 points ago

HAHHAHAHA, I JUST LOVE SEEING EVERYONE'S FUNNY COMMENTS ABOUT CEREAL EXPERIENCES, AND I LOVE OP'S AWESOME REACTION GIF, HE MUSTA BEEN SO MAD!

[–]milesd37 0 points1 point ago

I laughed harder at this than I normally would have, on the account that my 3 year has been watching this movie relentlessly for weeks... That scene will not be the same now...

[–]KRoy1991 0 points1 point ago

Uhh...pour the cereal back in the box, and go get milk? It's not as bad as when you pour cereal, and then start pouring milk and run out of milk before you've put enough in. You can't go to the store to get more milk since the cereal will get soggy and the milk will get warm...

[–]viront 0 points1 point ago

Better put some wata on that damn shit!

[–]chazmuzz 0 points1 point ago

Milk first. Always.. Jeez guys, come on.

[–]andrei1015 0 points1 point ago

I'm thinking of Ozai.

[–]shtoops 0 points1 point ago

You may be in need of anger management therapy..

[–]Pykoh 0 points1 point ago

/r/reactiongifs

[–]dubau5 0 points1 point ago

Ever put the milk in and notice it when you start pouring the cereal and shit gets everywhere?

[–]KlutzyKiki 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend eats his cereal dry. The horror.

[–]NamelessTryHard[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Ironically, it just happened to me this morning -_-

[–]waeva -3 points-2 points ago

cereal out dude !

[–]2tonne21 -2 points-1 points ago

Stop being so cereal all the time.

[–]0y5132 1 point2 points ago

Stop milking these puns dry

[–]eragonisdragon -2 points-1 points ago

I have never understood why people love milk in cereal so much. Then again, I never eat cereal to begin with.

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