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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Funny, but belongs in r/adviceanimals

[–]_vargas_ 1 point2 points ago

Man, I been down that road...

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20, which was about a year after American Pie came out, so I had all these ideas of premature ejaculation and how things would go down. I figured, based on the few blowjobs and handjobs i'd had, I would last a good 10-15 minutes. I had no idea...

Feeling a vagina with your fingers is fine but feeling the warmth and wetness on your dickskin is something else all together. I was fooling around for an hour with this girl and she finally gets on top of me, raises her hips, lines up my dick, and slides down. Holy shit.

Re-living it now, I actually started ejaculating as soon as I was in her. I just unloaded. Full disclosure, I wasn't wearing a condom. I came right inside her. She was so disappointed. I felt like a chump. We didn't hang out after that. I really wanted a second chance with her but, based on my next few dozen sexual encounters with other girls, it wouldn't have been much better. I'm 30 now and that shit still occasionally happens, usually when I have sex right after I wake up. I fear I will struggle with this throughout the rest of my days.

[–]probably_has_herpes 0 points1 point ago

I really wanted a second chance with her butt

Yeah you did!

Note: You should always wear protection!

[–]horroricane 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if you're male...

[–]whycantispeakfinnish -1 points0 points ago

Here's how my first time went:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiUSeayXwQ

[–]because_of_reasons -2 points-1 points ago

Mucous literally came out of my nose.

[–]GnomeInvasion 0 points1 point ago