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[–]innnovation 3 points4 points ago

Let the shit storm of "OMG eCARD!" begin.

[–]GrammerFacist 6 points7 points ago

I would like to invite you to read the rules on the right panel of /r/funny

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

[–]AriBBCP -3 points-2 points ago

[–]HeatherBeam 0 points1 point ago

This happens to me numerous times in the bathroom. I wipe but my underwear on and pants, then I worrry that I haven't wiped all the fecal matter and take one final majestic wipe to make sure.

[–]olivias777 2 points3 points ago

Nice use of the word majestic

[–]Plastichead 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes I do that, put my pants on, doubt myself, and do one final final wipe

[–]shaneoffline 0 points1 point ago

Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[–]jzimbert 3 points4 points ago

Lie down.

[–]Pixshel 0 points1 point ago

People stand when they wipe?

[–]westdonkeykong 0 points1 point ago

I promised myself this was the last link and then I'd get off the shitter. Talk about timing.

[–]Evil_ash 1 point2 points ago

Baby wipes, dudes. They'll change your life.

[–]undearius 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm that this is the shittiest feeling

[–]sethboy67 1 point2 points ago

this is the revolution! eCards aplenty, fight the power!