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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 28 points29 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Peter Parker is a cry baby... 0coms -3pts 23dys funny
I lawled but it also made me sad. 0coms 3pts 1mo funny
What's your favorite brand of rice, Spiderman? 2coms 16pts 4mos funny
It's my favourite kind of rice too... 0coms 3pts 5mos funny
Gets me everytime 2coms 39pts 5mos funny
Peter Parker hates rice 3coms 10pts 9mos funny
Parker... 5coms 26pts 10mos funny
favourite brand of rice 9coms 16pts 12mos funny
What's your favourite brand of rice, Spiderman? 1com 10pts 1yr funny
Poor Parker 19coms 189pts 1yr funny
Classic asshole 4coms 11pts 1yr funny
Hey, Parker. 19coms 157pts 1yr funny
Spiderman's LEAST favorite brand of rice 3coms 21pts 1yr funny
Favorite Rice. 0coms 1pt 1yr funny
J. Jonah Jameson's favorite brand of rice 6coms -3pts 1yr funny
u mad spiderman? 203coms 1410pts 1yr pics
Uncle Ben.... 2coms 6pts 1mo funny
Maybe a repost, but this cracks me up every time. 0coms -4pts 1mo funny
This always made me chuckle... 2coms 5pts 1mo funny
What's your favorite brand of rice? 6coms 78pts 8mos funny
Man up, Peter. 0coms -5pts 1yr funny
Made me laugh.. 5coms 35pts 5mos funny
Spiderman's weakness 1com 10pts 2mos funny
Hey Parker. 0coms 1pt 12dys pics
Scumbag JJ(Spiderman) 1com 0pts 7mos funny
Now that's just cruel. 0coms 4pts 7mos funny
Poor Peter Parker 10coms 189pts 8mos funny
They actually not bad 0coms 8pts 1mo funny
Favourite brand of rice? 4coms 77pts 3mos funny
Poor Peter 2coms 10pts 5mos funny
John Jonah Jameson and Peter Parker talk about rice 0coms 0pts 1yr funny
Uncle Ben 0coms 0pts 10mos funny
Spiderman's least favorite brand of rice 5coms 23pts 3mos funny
Now that's just messed up. 3coms 25pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Apostolate 10 points11 points ago

I like seeing all the variations on titles. Not one repeat.

[–]Mother_of_Apostolate 2 points3 points ago

DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!

[–]RageBug 0 points1 point ago

I find it funny people still repost things like this and somehow get upvoted.

[–]studmuffffffin 0 points1 point ago

It's funny how the one with the most upvotes is the least grammatically correct. How odd.

[–]ThisFreaknGuy 0 points1 point ago

Crazy how one variation was really successful and it wasn't one of the first few or the last few reposts, but right in the middle.

[–]dasfunny 4 points5 points ago

I take it back after seeing TheAtomicPlayboy's comment. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??? YOU LYING REPOSTER!!!!!

[–]andrewdowdy94 -1 points0 points ago

He didn't know it was a repost.

[–]scottsadork 2 points3 points ago

seriously, so what if its a repost. look at the table, most of the reposts were 6 months to a year ago. only three have more than 100 upvotes, and most dont even get 50.

[–]BlackfaceMcGee 0 points1 point ago

Wow this is the most reposted repost

[–]AdenJames 2 points3 points ago

idc how many times i see this it still makes me giggle

[–]dasfunny 2 points3 points ago

Best one I've seen so far!!! Thanks buddy, made my night!!

[–]dasfunny -1 points0 points ago

That's exactly how i feel right now

[–]buttking 0 points1 point ago

Loved*

[–]Problem-Solving 0 points1 point ago

The cross reference is force.

0/10 no sympathy for repost.

[–]cannonball007 -3 points-2 points ago

lol