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You see this coming up your stairs, what would you do? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]rubitonurchest 1074 points1075 points ago

And this is how a family member gets shot in the face with a 12g.

[–]orthag 427 points428 points ago

"Well Timmy, this is what happens when you wear your halloween costume early."

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 287 points288 points ago

she said to the headless corpse of timmy

[–]Animal-Crackers 101 points102 points ago

Looks like we're going to need another Timmy!

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    [–]Punksworth 55 points56 points ago

    This actually sorta happened 5 days ago. Except the person wasn't even dressed as anything scary, apparently thought they were a skunk and therefore should be shot http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/22/relative-shoots-costumed-girl-after-mistaking-her-for-a-skunk/

    [–]hey_its_katie 28 points29 points ago

    What the fuck is wrong with that guy. Do not shoot unless you know exactly what you're shooting at. How much of an absolute moron do you have to be to be that careless with a gun when you know you have young family members about? I hope they charge him.

    [–]Garryfre 14 points15 points ago

    Ask vice president Chaney.

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        [–]ApolloHimself 188 points189 points ago

        Stand there an take a picture.

        *and

        [–]CheetahHeel 72 points73 points ago

        This + immediately post to Reddit.

        [–]MrBoo0oo 40 points41 points ago

        Annnd, that's how karma kills.

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            [–]Jhunter31 333 points334 points ago

            Close the door and tell my buddy to get his own beer

            [–]01xCreeper01 63 points64 points ago

            And tell him to close the door on the way out

            [–]shakeanjake 1116 points1117 points ago

            Clean my stairs, they're filthy.

            [–]yankerage 291 points292 points ago

            Exactly,thats the yo mutha fuckin house is a mess! Demon.

            [–]CuntSmellersLLP 97 points98 points ago

            Thanks, Giles.

            [–]MrStevenRichter 85 points86 points ago

            I've got a theory, that it's a Demon. A custodial Demon? No, something isn't right there.

            [–]connain 19 points20 points ago

            I couldn't help but sing this in my head as I read it.

            [–]Prototypexx 19 points20 points ago

            It could be midgets.

            [–]vbevan 11 points12 points ago

            I've got a theory, a demon's dreaming, and we're all stuck inside it's dirty little stairwell.

            [–]toxicfemme 23 points24 points ago

            I would give you like 12 upvotes for this if it were possible. I love an obscure BtVS reference.

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                [–]jberth 5 points6 points ago

                Pretty sure that's just a filter on the photo.

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                  [–]UnderneathTheBridge 244 points245 points ago

                  Shoot it, or dress it up in a sailer suit and rake in all the Karma.

                  [–]thisismyfavoritepart 331 points332 points ago

                  "I came home and I found this little rascal like this!

                  [–]VTMZ 109 points110 points ago

                  Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.

                  [–]Moonhowler22 7 points8 points ago

                  Oh my. I had forgotten about that. Upvotes to you, sir or madam.

                  [–]VTMZ 10 points11 points ago

                  Sir.

                  [–]Johnnybravo60025 89 points90 points ago

                  "Found him on the side of the road after he had been dumped out of a car while raped by Mitt Romney and playing Pokemon!"

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                      [–]EyePatchBear 367 points368 points ago

                      Scream like the little girl inside of us all.

                      [–]uptwolait 251 points252 points ago

                      Scream like the little girl all of us have tied up in our basement.

                      [–]peanutsblow36 79 points80 points ago

                      Plot twist, the wolf hellspawn is her.

                      [–]EyePatchBear 55 points56 points ago

                      See? That was better than mine. Lol.

                      [–]Magzter 14 points15 points ago

                      Karma lessons 101.

                      [–]avoidthebluepill 31 points32 points ago

                      From the look of things.. I think the girl is dead.

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                        [–]wyedg 24 points25 points ago

                        Scream like the little girl I am inside of.

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                          [–]Kitsunami 1740 points1741 points ago

                          You have the high ground, stand and fight!

                          Kick at the face. Try to get it to roll back down the stairs. If it does, do not follow it, you'll give up your terrain advantage. Let it come back up the stairs to your waiting boot.

                          If you have something nearby, you can take the time to grab a weapon. But don't risk it if it's too far, you can't let it reach the top of the stairs either as that also gives up the high ground. Keep the fight squarely at the upper section of the stairs. Everything should be aimed at the face.

                          When it hits the ground again and doesn't seem quick to get back up, then perhaps you can pursue and aim to finish it off. But be wary, it may be playing possum. Jump off the last few steps and try to land on it's neck and face if you can. Stomp like mad until you are sure it's dead.

                          Eat it's heart to gain it's strength, or call the police and local news to check it out. Whichever seems like a better idea at the time.

                          [–]midnightsbane04 292 points293 points ago

                          Nice to know I'm not the only one that immediately thought "boot to the face."

                          [–]GeneralBE420 89 points90 points ago

                          that is my reaction to most threats.

                          [–]Codeshark 53 points54 points ago

                          I am conflicted. According to Toby Keith, a boot in their ass is the American way, but a boot to the face seems more effective in this scenario. Please advise.

                          [–]hammond_egger 29 points30 points ago

                          Boot to the face followed by a boot in the ass. All bases covered.

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                              [–]WizKoulikov 28 points29 points ago

                              I went with shit my pants, then boot to the face.

                              [–]Sypike 6 points7 points ago

                              I just thought about shittting myself. The boot to the face wasn't even in the thought process.

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                                [–]TimeTravelinSalesman 14 points15 points ago

                                There's a picture hanging on the wall to the right (corner visible) and a banister to the left.

                                Before I risked losing a foot to a mouth full of sharp (poisonous?) teeth, I'd use those as weapons first.

                                Assuming that the door is not right behind me and I can slam it shut, then find a better weapon.

                                [–]droctopu5 18 points19 points ago

                                BOOT TO THE HEAD!

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                                  [–]CUM_IN_THE_FISHBOWL 365 points366 points ago

                                  I'd masturbate furiously in its face until it got uncomfortable and left.

                                  [–]TheLync 65 points66 points ago

                                  A true redditors answer. Well after "hold on let me post this before you maim me. I want to die with karma."

                                  [–]NanoGeek 41 points42 points ago

                                  Reddit, I was just attacked by a demon on my staircase. What should I do?

                                  [–]St3rox 4 points5 points ago

                                  More like: IAMAbout to be attacked by some demon thing, AMA not related to the demon thing.

                                  And someone will inevitably ask "would you rather be attacked by a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? "

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                                    [–]YO_DAT_SHIT_CRAY 188 points189 points ago

                                    Everyone knows that "silver bullets" is a euphemism for "cum in the face".

                                    [–]Jaller 10 points11 points ago

                                    And that the story of the werewolf is an analogy to women on their period

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                                      [–]dvno4 101 points102 points ago

                                      gently whispering "this is for you." Don't let it break eye contact.

                                      [–]Obi-Prawn_Kenobi 18 points19 points ago

                                      I would be too shy to show it my penis.

                                      [–]Squirrel_Nuts 59 points60 points ago

                                      No joke. I think this can really work.

                                      Thanks, CUM_IN_THE_FISHBOWL.

                                      [–]Knugent123 25 points26 points ago

                                      You know, when I read that, I didn't just blow more air out of my mouth than usual, I actually laughed. my sides are in pain now. Good pain. Thank you.

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                                        [–]snowden_ 338 points339 points ago

                                        http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rj8e3/

                                        [–]JakeThePlummer 127 points128 points ago

                                        And then he cut him in half.

                                        So, good advice?

                                        [–]kdpha 106 points107 points ago

                                        Don't forget to kick him into the lava just in case he comes back as some sort of galactic oppressor.

                                        [–]Thor4269 53 points54 points ago

                                        Never leave a job half done... I'll show myself out

                                        [–]parachutefruits 43 points44 points ago

                                        The moral of the story is... Obi Wan chose a half measure, when he should've gone all the way.

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                                          [–]HunterTV 15 points16 points ago

                                          Shit works. Anakin got served. Severed.Whatever.

                                          [–]carl-swagan 70 points71 points ago

                                          That scene bothered the shit out of me. He's the most powerful jedi who ever lived, but a 3 foot disadvantage in elevation and he's fucked?

                                          I'm pretty sure George Lucas was drunk through the entire second trilogy.

                                          [–]KoreanDogEater 86 points87 points ago

                                          They always end fights stupidly. After beating the badass Qui Gon Jin, Maul freezes while fighting Obi Wan, getting himself cut in half. Dooku also freezes randomly before losing in the fight where he dies. Yoda and Sidious hurl half ton disks at each other, Yoda gets knocked on his ass once, and he runs like a bitch and says he lost, despite probably being able to fight a bit longer. Star Wars fights are ridiculously epic to the point that they're not sure how to end it, so they just go, fuck it, whatever.

                                          [–]not_fake 25 points26 points ago

                                          This reads like a bug report for a video game

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                                            [–]wioneo 34 points35 points ago

                                            Also Obi seems to have forgotten that time he slowly twirled around and chopped Darth Maul in half while he had the high ground.

                                            [–]KoreanDogEater 22 points23 points ago

                                            Well, you can tell it doesn't happen often. When Obi Wan flies out of that bottomless pit, Maul is so surprised he just stares at him until he gets cut in half.

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                                              [–]pjt37 23 points24 points ago

                                              That mans deal with the devil expired May 26, 1983

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                                                [–]penisinthepeanutbttr 11 points12 points ago

                                                this never ever works in super smash bros.

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                                                  [–]everyother 609 points610 points ago

                                                  You, sir, will almost certainly survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse. I pray that it is my good fortune to note I am a human prior to you shooting me. Cheers to your survival.

                                                  [–]Bayshun 433 points434 points ago

                                                  On Reddit: This happens

                                                  In real life: "AHHHHH A ZOMBIE RUN"

                                                  [–]Liesmith 176 points177 points ago

                                                  Running from a zombie is generally the smarter strategy. Unless you're in an enclosed space or going to be sticking around the area, outrunning/briskly walking the shambling corpse puts you at the least amount of risk.

                                                  [–]fcghp666 245 points246 points ago

                                                  Unless it's one of those fast motherfuckers. Then you're really fucked.

                                                  [–]GentlemanPlusScholar 171 points172 points ago

                                                  28 Days Later-style. Those kind are the worst.

                                                  [–]loch_ness_lobster 50 points51 points ago

                                                  Those aren't zombies. They're, I believe the politically correct term is the virus enabled.

                                                  [–]Nilpferdschaf 111 points112 points ago

                                                  Sometimes it feels like zombies are better accepted than black people or homosexuals.

                                                  [–]bk404 158 points159 points ago

                                                  I treat blacks, homosexuals, and the undead equally, I don't want any of them near my family.

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                                                      [–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 54 points55 points ago

                                                      I really enjoy the rage virus style zombies. Slow shambling zombies are just so boring

                                                      [–]akatherder 100 points101 points ago

                                                      I like them both for different reasons. There's something hopeless to the slow shambling masses that inevitably and constantly pursue you. But the fast zombies are shit-your-pants terrifying.

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                                                          [–]SeptimusOctopus 51 points52 points ago

                                                          On the plus side you get to be a fast zombie, which I assume would be more fun than being a slow zombie.

                                                          [–]fcghp666 23 points24 points ago

                                                          Truth, but it would be kind of bittersweet. The zombies always getscrewed in the end man....

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                                                            [–]oberon 27 points28 points ago

                                                            My plan, if it's a "fast motherfuckers" type apocalypse, is just to get bitten.

                                                            [–]fcghp666 20 points21 points ago

                                                            Yeah, i'd be done for. Too many cigs and bowls smoked in my day. Couldn't outrun them for more than 100 meters.

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                                                                [–]hajamieli 20 points21 points ago

                                                                The thing with zombies is that they have infinite stamina. You can't run away from them forever.

                                                                [–]Falcorsc2 15 points16 points ago

                                                                zombies are slow. You don't have to run forever.

                                                                [–]hajamieli 25 points26 points ago

                                                                The more you run, the more you have to rest. Meanwhile zombies are approaching at a steady speed and will eventually catch you.

                                                                [–]Falcorsc2 29 points30 points ago

                                                                zombies aren't trackers. Once you run far enough so they lose sight and scent they dont follow.

                                                                [–]Codeshark 32 points33 points ago

                                                                Sure, but you can only run so far until you run into a different pack. Even if you don't run into a different pack, they will still be walking, slowly, towards your direction non-stop. While you eat, they walk. While you sleep, they walk. While you shit, they walk.

                                                                [–]rmg22893 38 points39 points ago

                                                                This is why you live on a boat during the apocalypse. Bar none, safest place to be.

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                                                                      [–]radbrad7 36 points37 points ago

                                                                      For some reason "shambling corpse" makes zombies sound a lot less intimidating.

                                                                      [–]Ruvaak 29 points30 points ago

                                                                      This is why I'm voting for the Slow-Stupid Zombie party for the apocalypse. None of that superhuman zombie crap.

                                                                      Edit: Although, I would like to point out that if it's more of a "zombie infection" type thing, rather than dead coming to life, I'm fine with superhuman "zombies" because they haven't decayed in this type of zombie apocalypse.

                                                                      [–]reposts_old_stuff 17 points18 points ago

                                                                      I mean come on. You honestly expect me to believe that a decaying corpse is going to be faster and stronger than me?

                                                                      [–]Colonelwheel 13 points14 points ago

                                                                      Fuck.

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                                                                        [–]VoidRaizer 52 points53 points ago

                                                                        That is clearly a werewolf

                                                                        [–]drcturkleton 24 points25 points ago

                                                                        I was thinking a Dog Soldier.

                                                                        I've seen that movies a few times on SciFi and it freaked me out bad. I have decided if it ever happened, in a situation like this, I would definitely scream loudly and kick at the face region.

                                                                        Also, pushing down hallway furniture might help.

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                                                                          [–]Jaumpasama 5 points6 points ago

                                                                          That thing looks like no zombie I've killed before. I bet it can pounce on you and run on all fours if necessary.

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                                                                                [–]FloppyPenguin 72 points73 points ago

                                                                                Sit on it. I'm fat enough to kill that bitch.

                                                                                [–]AATroop 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                Ah the ultimate defense: obesity.

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                                                                                  [–]03Titanium 209 points210 points ago

                                                                                  Punch OP in the face for showing this to me 1 minute before I'm about to go downstairs.

                                                                                  [–]anchorsaway7 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                  Ha! I don't have stairs!

                                                                                  [–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                  That's what you think.

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                                                                                    [–]kinked_slinky 65 points66 points ago

                                                                                    Probably end up being its dinner.

                                                                                    [–]SatiricRich 408 points409 points ago

                                                                                    I am easily frightened. This made me poo a little.

                                                                                    [–]The_king_of_Wizards 164 points165 points ago

                                                                                    BOO!

                                                                                    [–]SatiricRich 191 points192 points ago

                                                                                    Ah, man. I just changed my boxers too! God damnit!

                                                                                    [–]MuttonTheChops 49 points50 points ago

                                                                                    *POO!

                                                                                    FTFY

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                                                                                      [–]floorboardsTF2 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                      /r/FearMe

                                                                                      I suggest you stay away from this place then.

                                                                                      [–]UnicornOfDesire 49 points50 points ago

                                                                                      FUCK YOU, GOD DAMMIT. NO. JUST NO. IT'S DARK AND I'M THE ONLY ONE AWAKE. GOD DAMMIT.

                                                                                      [–]SatiricRich 40 points41 points ago

                                                                                      WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK THAT?!?!?

                                                                                      [–]DafuqBrah 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                      WHAT

                                                                                      THE

                                                                                      MOTHER

                                                                                      FUCKING

                                                                                      FUCK

                                                                                      [–]William_gfl_gfs 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                      Ah, Fuck.

                                                                                      [–]Eats_Your_Babies 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                      Someone tell me what it is! I'm too much of a pussy to click it :(

                                                                                      [–]HtotheGRIFF 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                      It's a sub full of scary posts. The CSS makes the background black and there's a big, blood-red tunnel for the header. The whole sub is full of people talking about "She is beautiful now" and "let this being transcend to the throne". With pics of girls with their head chopped of or weird mutants from the 1920's or acts of cannibalism. I've been there before and talked to the people who subscribe. Apparently it's all actually a giant metaphor, or whatever the word is, for what people with schizophrenia or mental illness see and hear and think every day. It just makes me more sad, than scared, when I think about it.

                                                                                      [–]redisforever 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                      Wha-... no, that is a subreddit I'm certainly not visiting at 12:45 in the morning.

                                                                                      Or at any other time, ever for that matter.

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                                                                                              [–]justfitz 51 points52 points ago

                                                                                              insruct him/her to use the handrail for safety concerns

                                                                                              [–]stone-man 106 points107 points ago

                                                                                              "Excuse me Sir, could you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"

                                                                                              [–]LuvCookies 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                              That would sure make him run away in fear!

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                                                                                                [–]lullabyrequiem 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                                In the wonderful words of Bill Bryson - "I would die, of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. I would blow my sphincter out my backside like one of those unrolling paper streamers you get at children's parties (I daresay it would even give a merry toot)."

                                                                                                [–]Dakota47 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                                Stomp hard on its hands/fingers as they're on the edge of a stair edge

                                                                                                [–]TheCage 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                You monster

                                                                                                [–]wufoo2 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                Sprinkle Legos for it to step on?

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                                                                                                  [–]HaloWarLord711 133 points134 points ago

                                                                                                  close the door and put as much heavy shit in front of it as I can

                                                                                                  [–]Aurilion 177 points178 points ago

                                                                                                  *you run into your room and barricade the door.
                                                                                                  *you turn around to see the window open and hear a deep growling from the other side.

                                                                                                  Game Over

                                                                                                  [–]HaloWarLord711 128 points129 points ago

                                                                                                  Do I get to respawn?

                                                                                                  [–]Aurilion 129 points130 points ago

                                                                                                  Yes, but you lose 50% of your gold, all armour and weapons and have to load from the last checkpoint.

                                                                                                  [–]HaloWarLord711 58 points59 points ago

                                                                                                  Well shit, I guess that's what I get for playing on real life difficulty

                                                                                                  [–]jtjin 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                  Nah man, real life difficulty doesn't even have respawns, and they turned down the magic drop % so low that it's not even worth it anymore ...

                                                                                                  [–]MarineR3con[S] 122 points123 points ago

                                                                                                  Fucking runescape, man

                                                                                                  [–]GentlemanPlusScholar 76 points77 points ago

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  Selling cookd lobbies 150 ea trade me plz

                                                                                                  [–]Thor4269 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                  150?? Fuck I sold for 225...,

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                                                                                                          [–]usualsuspects 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                          This reminds me of those Choose Your Own Adventure Goosebumps books. Do something sensible, get fucked anyway.

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                                                                                                              [–]likeaboss12345 200 points201 points ago

                                                                                                              Plan B: F.E.A.R Fuck Everything And Run !!!

                                                                                                              [–]Azartic 69 points70 points ago

                                                                                                              That is my new favorite acronym.

                                                                                                              [–]Saucefire 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                              Then you're welcome to join my special forces unit, you can be the pointman.

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                                                                                                                  [–]barnonethewiser 84 points85 points ago

                                                                                                                  Shit, immediately.

                                                                                                                  [–]jjbowman12 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                                                  Call in for an airstrike on my house, whether I have escaped or not.

                                                                                                                  [–]beta_crater 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                  Way to take one for the team buddy.

                                                                                                                  [–]for_clarity 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                  Broken arrow! Repeat, broken arrow!

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                                                                                                                    [–]Maceor 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                                                    cock the shotgun

                                                                                                                    [–]BlakesUsername 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                                                    shot the cockgun.

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                                                                                                                      [–]andresloubrielable 427 points428 points ago

                                                                                                                      stick my thumb up it's butthole

                                                                                                                      [–]Rapejelly 90 points91 points ago

                                                                                                                      Oi! That'll really piss'em off!

                                                                                                                      [–]mlsweeney 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                                      Reference for those that don't get it.

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                                                                                                                        [–]OriginalAnalFister 208 points209 points ago

                                                                                                                        Why stop at the thumb.

                                                                                                                        [–]Persdear 166 points167 points ago

                                                                                                                        Because it's easier to lick.

                                                                                                                        [–]Joker99352 275 points276 points ago

                                                                                                                        http://i.imgur.com/Fvb68.gif

                                                                                                                        [–]ismashugood 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                                                        what a perfect moment for this gif

                                                                                                                        [–]GalacticUnicorn 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                        I haven't seen this gif before. It made me giggle. Thanks!

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                                                                                                                              [–]MarineR3con[S] 53 points54 points ago

                                                                                                                              I came a little...

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                                                                                                                                [–]feor1300 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                                                                I want to say "I'm not getting away anyways, so fuck it, Flying drop kick."

                                                                                                                                But I know me well enough to say honestly it'd be more like stand there transfixed in horror as urine pools in my shoes.

                                                                                                                                [–]maharito 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                                "I said DAMMIT Black Werewolf, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!"

                                                                                                                                [–]gaetanzo 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                                                Well the picture made me shit my pants so I'm assuming something similar to that.

                                                                                                                                [–]Wishbiscuit 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                                                                Well, I would fucking kill it so, probably the worst practical joke ever. And everyone would be like "he was just playing a joke", ya we don't play demons at my house, stab first, ask questions later.

                                                                                                                                [–]hutchisabeast 112 points113 points ago

                                                                                                                                Immediately begin furiously faapping and say "THIS IS FOR YOU!" I guarantee that thing will nope the heck right out of your house.

                                                                                                                                [–]RedTheDraken 45 points46 points ago

                                                                                                                                This is the day that hutchisabeast discovered that he's a furry.

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                                                                                                                                  [–]butt69blaster420 130 points131 points ago

                                                                                                                                  This is 10 times scarier than anything else I have seen on /r/wtf in the past week.

                                                                                                                                  [–]smartzie 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                                                  Probably turn around and run smack into a door, knocking myself unconscious.

                                                                                                                                  [–]emoscreename 198 points199 points ago

                                                                                                                                  Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

                                                                                                                                  [–]Dandelion0622 203 points204 points ago

                                                                                                                                  But.... But if you did that... You'd be walking towards it....

                                                                                                                                  [–]Lorahalo 188 points189 points ago

                                                                                                                                  http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9p4lnKCxK1r333gd.gif

                                                                                                                                  [–]emoscreename 75 points76 points ago

                                                                                                                                  Dat Moonwalk, son.

                                                                                                                                  [–]ConnorHD3 104 points105 points ago

                                                                                                                                  thatsthejoke.jpg

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                                                                                                                                      [–]koreaninja2001 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Accept the fate and curl up in a ball until I'm killed.

                                                                                                                                      [–]DontShadowbanMeAgain 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Being from a country where people dress up like this each year at the beginning of december I would just tell him to fuck off.

                                                                                                                                      Some people try to look like demonic half-goat half-human devils and run through the street and whip pedestrians with self made lashes. This is one of the only good pics I found with a quick Google search.

                                                                                                                                      It's actually a nice and cool tradition as long as you don't grow up with a older brother that has the most fun when he dresses up like this and wakes you up in the night and chases you through the house.

                                                                                                                                      [–]ChatGarou 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Love him and squeeze him and call him George.

                                                                                                                                      [–]Cerberus_T001 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                                                      turn around, proceed to take pants of, shit down stairs.

                                                                                                                                      [–]Vegall_st 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Get ready for the best sex of my life.

                                                                                                                                      [–]t0m_serv0 62 points63 points ago

                                                                                                                                      "Oh, you again... Would you like a cup of tea?"

                                                                                                                                      [–]thehippothatwins 47 points48 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Shit pants. Remove pants. Throw at beast. Pee on it. While it is disoriented from urine burning at its eyes, flying drop kick down the stairs. Hogtie with previously shat pants. Baby barf a little. Place in trunk of pickup. Dump at Walmart. Untie it. Get in the truck. Drive safe distance away. Enjoy what you've done, you monster.

                                                                                                                                      [–]zifnab966 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                                      So wait, you're recommending that I dump a piss-covered, disoriented monster that smells like shit at a Walmart?

                                                                                                                                      It'll blend right in.

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                                                                                                                                        [–]NorthChiller 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Enter battle mode but fuck up the attempt at a flying drop kick

                                                                                                                                        [–]goose_berries 48 points49 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Take my pants off and watch it run away in fear.

                                                                                                                                        [–]Dakota47 91 points92 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Or die laughing. Either way is effective.

                                                                                                                                        [–]AfroDragon 64 points65 points ago

                                                                                                                                        http://i.imgur.com/4cNaA.jpg

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                                                                                                                                          [–]commi_furious 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Close my browser window.

                                                                                                                                          [–]poop12 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Die.

                                                                                                                                          [–]Porkasaurus_Rex 36 points37 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Fuck everything about this picture.

                                                                                                                                          [–]IamA_Werewolf_AMA 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                                          You guys should quit being pussies, he'll probably just maul you a bit and then you get to be a werewolf too. And trust me, it's awesome. Especially the sex.

                                                                                                                                          [–]JJman444 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Give it a BJ. I mean just think about it. Who doesn't like a nice BJ? And it'd take it's mind off of eating you.

                                                                                                                                          [–]scaryopossum 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                          "Ooh, a doggy! How'd you get in here little guy? Awww, c'mere, let's check your tags."

                                                                                                                                          [–]cloudy40 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                          I don't know what I'd do, but apparently you would take a picture and put it on Reddit whilst it ate you.

                                                                                                                                          [–]venamoris 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Run. Like. Fuck.

                                                                                                                                          [–]medmathandbeyond 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Shit. I would shit.

                                                                                                                                          [–]kaltivel 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Your move, werewolf.

                                                                                                                                          [–]Andy_Dwyer 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Double tap. Then double tap again. And again.

                                                                                                                                          [–]MyCatNeedsShoes 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                          jesus fucking christ

                                                                                                                                          [–]Orener 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                          reminds me of the aliens from Attack The Block

                                                                                                                                          [–]whiplash000 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                          NO!

                                                                                                                                          NO!

                                                                                                                                          BAD DOG!

                                                                                                                                          YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED UPSTAIRS!

                                                                                                                                          NO!

                                                                                                                                          [–]DreadPirateHenry 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Shoot it in the face.

                                                                                                                                          [–]echo_the_bunny 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Whip my dick out.

                                                                                                                                          [–]dalnkh 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Make it obvious that I will viciously attack, then wait to see how long he/she can keep up the charade before they are thoroughly freaked out.

                                                                                                                                          [–]themosinbrony 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                                          SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

                                                                                                                                          [–]normalityisahoax 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                                                                          KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

                                                                                                                                          [–]OldSpider 70 points71 points ago

                                                                                                                                          BLAST IT WITH PISS!!!

                                                                                                                                          [–]FunnyChiz 92 points93 points ago

                                                                                                                                          THROW NOKIAS AT IT!!!

                                                                                                                                          [–]AC_Mentor 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                                                          We want to kill it, not destroy the world!

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                                                                                                                                            [–]psychroclasm 52 points53 points ago

                                                                                                                                            That kinda defeats the purpose of setting it on fire. Get it together, Tyrone.

                                                                                                                                            [–]OldSpider 40 points41 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Suck. An entire bag of dicks.

                                                                                                                                            [–]goodmoaning 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                                            That's gayer than 9 guys blowing 10 guys.

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                                                                                                                                                    [–]mgates37 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    Scream and piss my pants

                                                                                                                                                    [–]classy_stegasaurus 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    Throw meat at it, barricade everything, look for silver, knives, and a gun.

                                                                                                                                                    [–]Enron3 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    defecate right then and there

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