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[–]RamboLucien 66 points67 points ago

Reward this man accordingly for fuelling my oh so wrong boner.

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 29 points30 points ago

Do you ever wonder "What happened to me to make me like this?". I know I do.

[–]DiogenesHoSinopeus 25 points26 points ago

Post masturbation regret here I come!

[–]AveRuth 10 points11 points ago

I cant believe you guys, this is nothing.

[–]lollette 3 points4 points ago

Every time I come :(

[–]swantonblk93[S] 39 points40 points ago

I love you.

[–]Tridian 24 points25 points ago

But I thought you did not want.

[–]i_like_salad 8 points9 points ago

I want you to want me

[–]pablothe 4 points5 points ago

What's the source OP? User deleted the comment.

[–]UltimateFapper 6 points7 points ago

I bet the other dildo came from the Intestines!!!

[–]ApeofBass 1 point2 points ago

What was the top comment? It's gone now.

[–]pyramideyes 15 points16 points ago

I call my bookmarks 'hell' too!

[–]iamNebula 31 points32 points ago

COMPLETELY relevant.

[–]brainstein 6 points7 points ago

isn't this one of the anal abyss series? after I wake up if I'm not too hangover I'll try to find it...

[–]Tonytarium 16 points17 points ago

Deep Anal Abyss 4, Scene 5.

[–]Turbomullet 18 points19 points ago

Will I be able to follow the story line if I have not seen Anal Abyss 1,2 and 3?

[–]firemogle 4 points5 points ago

You will get the gist of it, but if you really want to understand the abyss you will need to see the others.

But really the series climaxed with #2.

[–]wolferson 5 points6 points ago

I just want to know how the hell did you figur that out?

[–]Tonytarium 13 points14 points ago

Went on a wild goose chase through the internet, Had to find the DVD, then the scene, then the actors. Google images is your best friend.

[–]alexcroox 4 points5 points ago

Why is that link purple...

[–]xspudlyx 426 points427 points ago

And that's how dildos are born.

[–]Hoodedki 453 points454 points ago

I bet she feels like she took the biggest and best shit of her life.

[–]georgeo 234 points235 points ago

That was a really relieved smile on her face.

[–]fuckinhell 19 points20 points ago

The smile came while both of them were fully inside.

[–]apullin 117 points118 points ago

Have you ever received anal sex? That is exactly what it feels like.

[–]DancesWithDaleks 70 points71 points ago

When it goes in it's like shitting backwards.

[–]NottaGrammerNasi 12 points13 points ago

[–]DrHemroid 2 points3 points ago

That's no Hemorrhoid.

[–]blowconfused 19 points20 points ago

That's why I'm really hesitant to even try it. That just doesn't even seem pleasant to me. As a women, I don't have a prostate. I don't want to feel like I'm shitting during sex.

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 7 points8 points ago

It varies from person to person. I know a girl who loves it.

[–]blowconfused 7 points8 points ago

Yeah I'm not completely opposed to it. Obviously it can't be that horrible because there's lots of women who love it.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

Actually, you might want to. There is a signifigant endorphin release from such an action, and there is a curiousness to the whole thing, just like massaging a sore muscle, where your inciting a response other than the standard type of operating. (For the massage analogy, I mean that muscles are meant to tense up, and massaging them is going the opposite, squishing them all out).

Now, I don't know anything about women because I rarely interact with them, but I have heard that for vaginal orgasms in women, there is a distinct feeling of needing to pee, due to swelling and diaphragm contraction. The advice that I've heard again and again for women having difficulty achieving orgasm is: Go pee before sex, get completely empty, and then let yourself succumb to the need-to-pee feeling during the act, and it'll all work out. (and you won't end up peeing everywhere). I bring this up just as a comparison that maybe the feelings of egestion are exactly what you want/what are linked to orgasmic function.

But I think there is a lot of caution and prep required. Sufficient hydration, so the colon isn't too sensitive. Sufficient relaxation, so the sphincter doesn't get hurt. Sufficient cleanliness, since feces isn't a good lube, nor do it play well with lubes. Stuff like that.

[–]DiogenesHoSinopeus 9 points10 points ago

My ex-gf never had multiple orgasms when she was shitting...so I am going to assume it feels somewhat different than shitting if you do it right(?)

[–]ifyouknowwhatimeanx 11 points12 points ago

How do you know she never had multiple orgasms while shitting?

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

What you've said is the converse of my comment, and does not necessarily follow. All sheep are white, but not everything that's white is a sheep.

The feeling of rectal fullness is what is similar between the feeling of needing to defecate and having an objected inserted in your anus.

As an aside: I have taken a dump do big once that I'm pretty sure it stimulated my prostate almost to orgasm.

[–]reagan2016 6 points7 points ago

And that's got to be a great feeling.

[–]reagan2016 24 points25 points ago

That's exactly what it feels like to be a homosexual. That's why the gay people are always happy. They always get to feel like they're taking a good shit.

[–]overridemymind 15 points16 points ago

That actually raises even more questions in the case of homosexual women.

[–]poopedonme 38 points39 points ago

Since others have mentioned it, let's talk about prolapsed rectums. I've been down that path.

When I was a medic in the Air Force, my duty one night was to push this fairly-good-looking chick's fully prolapsed rectum (I'm talking a good four to six inches of prolapsed ass) back into her asshole each time she coughed. She had a cold, so she coughed a lot, causing her ass to pop out each time.

So five to ten times each hour I'd hear her coughing from the nurses' station, walk to her room, and find her already propped up on all fours waiting for me to lube up and guide her rectum back into her rectal vault using slow circular movements with gentle pressure. A dark part of me recalls this woman having a very content look on her face during these procedures.

Anyhow, when the doc came in the next morning, I asked him what could possibly be the cause of this poor woman's situation, and with a quizzical look and a raised eyebrow he replied simply and deftly: "trauma".

So yeah, that was fun.

[–]drunkenly_comments 4 points5 points ago

o-o

[–]CarpeDiem96 10 points11 points ago

whoah you didnt hit on that? come on man

[–]crackity-jones 111 points112 points ago

She would do great at kid's parties.

[–]swantonblk93[S] 50 points51 points ago

Brings a whole new meaning to "party tricks."

[–]noodlez222 79 points80 points ago

Illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money.

[–]James-Lahey 43 points44 points ago

Well, given the circumstances, this just may be a trick.

[–]ellsworth92 7 points8 points ago

...or cocaine!

[–]wildawkwardredditor 2 points3 points ago

Or candy

[–]stormclaw11 5 points6 points ago

And funerals.

[–]WestEndStench 80 points81 points ago

[–]Gypsyfy 28 points29 points ago

Butt Wait

There's more

[–]WestEndStench 9 points10 points ago

You don't know how bummed I am that I missed that pun...

[–]teH_wuT 4 points5 points ago

You do seem to be a bit behind.

[–]rbrink13 65 points66 points ago

Is that a third pink dildo still inside her anus right at the very end, or her intestines trying to become her outestines??

[–]xconde 36 points37 points ago

according to wikipedia that's a mucosal prolapse.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 40 points41 points ago

The word "prolapse" belongs nowhere near anyone's ass. O_O

[–]iamemanresu 33 points34 points ago

Nah, there's plenty of porn of it. Because when the butthole is just gaping open it's so dark and hard to see. Gotta get it out into the light so we can jerk off to intestines being outestines. I really like that word, rbrink13. I'm going to use it a lot.

[–]BPcoL66 132 points133 points ago

I think it's kinda hot.

[–]Ceejae 55 points56 points ago

This wasn't upvoted purely on it's wtf merits, I can tell you that much.

[–]iamNebula 4 points5 points ago

How is it WTF?

[–]Ceejae 4 points5 points ago

That was sort of my point...

[–]equeco 8 points9 points ago

Kinda?

[–]adeptpanda92 4 points5 points ago

i wonder if anyone has a link.

[–]fakingitout 177 points178 points ago

It still boggles my mind that the toys came out clean-looking...

[–]FeNgArAeRiTh 451 points452 points ago

That's a girl's ass, ain't no shit in there.

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points ago

Things come out cleaner then you think they would when it comes to ass play...unless you have to go to the bathroom beforehand and didn't.

[–]slapded 59 points60 points ago

I trust you bro

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points ago

Haha I'm a girl, but okay bro :)

[–]jaredpothead 32 points33 points ago

o.O

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

Wha?

[–]eastern-honshu 69 points70 points ago

Pornstars use enemas. o-o Normal buttplay can be much messier. I know this from experience.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

o-o...Well also speaking from experience, I never had any problems with feces lmao. Okay, I guess I'm just weird. Different girls, different situations. It does help if the girl or..guy..went to the bathroom quite a while ago before hand.

[–]Zapafaz 112 points113 points ago

[–]JaronK 3 points4 points ago

It's true... I've never had problems with this either. No enemas required.

[–]metalcoremeatwad 3 points4 points ago

My hero

[–]poopedonme 2 points3 points ago

Me too bro. Me too.

[–]Grombrindal18 15 points16 points ago

"He must be a king! He ain't got shit all over 'im."

[–]suck_my_dick_reddit 1 point2 points ago

Yea, it only comes out full of shit when they give blowjobs.

[–]LerithXanatos 44 points45 points ago

I am certain that pornstars use enemas before anal scenes. Except for Annette Schwarz. I once saw her drink enema liquid that consisted a dude's piss and shit flakes. I almost gagged with her. Look her up, she's hot.

[–]creepyeyes 23 points24 points ago

Why was there urine in the enema liquid?

[–]jeffk47 24 points25 points ago

ASS PISS

[–]James-Lahey 59 points60 points ago

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS! PISS COMING OUT OF MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!

[–]Zombie_Lover 17 points18 points ago

[–]Ceejae 7 points8 points ago

From now on I will show this to anyone that tries to claim romance is dead.

[–]LerithXanatos 2 points3 points ago

You don't watch enough porn to understand!

[–]FictitiousInName 2 points3 points ago

Did you see the hotdog one 0_o

[–]zublits 11 points12 points ago

Porn stars go through a pretty rigorous enema routine prior to anal.

[–]FictitiousInName 7 points8 points ago

Stoya said she didn't I think.

[–]dynastat 7 points8 points ago

That was for personal buttsex.

Doing professional buttsex with a dick the size of your forearm for roughly an hour puts entirely different demands on rectal cleanliness. Even if things were clean to begin with, shit will get shaken loose, so to speak.

[–]poopedonme 16 points17 points ago

Amateurs don't, sometimes, and then you end up with people like me.

[–]Cb1976 4 points5 points ago

Read username as poo, pedo, 'n me.

[–]freddit1 1 point2 points ago

As someone who takes dick once in a while.. Enema. No mess or fuss.

[–]kersplona 8 points9 points ago

what the fuck am I doing with my life

[–]pubicenemy 8 points9 points ago

[–]Trivalodyssey 30 points31 points ago

Isn't this shit dangerous? This has to scramble your insides.

[–]TinyShoggoth 20 points21 points ago

One could easily fit nearly 18 inches in before even encountering problems! Source: Don't ask.

[–]ZaeronS 12 points13 points ago

Source: "Oh god, oh god. Please, no. No more. WHERE IS IT ALL GOING?"

[–]Gottheit 38 points39 points ago

That's not shit. It's dildos.

[–]therunnykind 24 points25 points ago

Scramble? Not unless you're using a whisk as a dildo. If you're used to this and/or go slowly and carefully, you've actually got several feet of colon to work with.

[–]Cotyledon 17 points18 points ago

are you genuinely saying you can squeeze a couple feet of...fun up there without it getting dangerous? not that i'm tempted..

[–]reposts_old_stuff 5 points6 points ago

Imagine being extremely constipated

[–]stevwst 34 points35 points ago

Source?

[–]ghostinseashell 31 points32 points ago

There is another one in there...

[–]IHateShorts 37 points38 points ago

Nope... that was her rectum. Almost.

[–]kdokk 16 points17 points ago

Rectum? Almost killed him!

[–]ithinkitsin[!] 1 point2 points ago

"please don't be a link to rectal prolaps-goddamnit"

[–]Syngomes 7 points8 points ago

The Pink Slipper

[–]harryballsagna 2 points3 points ago

Or pink legwarmer.

[–]SANDYSQUID 31 points32 points ago

Just showed this to my grandmama, she was all like, "Whaaaa?!"

[–]lunaneo1007 46 points47 points ago

Why would you show that to your grandma....

[–]HippieLettuce 21 points22 points ago

You have a weird relationship with your grandma.

[–]doubleyouteef 14 points15 points ago

[–]AnitKarmanaut 2 points3 points ago

source?

[–]Plancus 41 points42 points ago

Sauce?

[–]Nazrel106 7 points8 points ago

4 hours later still no sauce.

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 10 points11 points ago

I don't think my boner was supposed to last this long.

[–]Gepettolufkin 2 points3 points ago

Deep anal abyss 4

[–]blueajah 2 points3 points ago

Scene 5!

[–]Upvotesplease 5 points6 points ago

some one should do an x ray of this because I don't believe it

[–]01xCreeper01 6 points7 points ago

I couldn't stop staring at her butthole

[–]OriginalAnalFister 83 points84 points ago

I got instantly wet watching this and yes I'm a girl.

[–]thisisthelaststop 27 points28 points ago

I only believe you because of your username.

[–]CARmakazie 10 points11 points ago

Every post has clarified that you're a girl.

Dude, no you aren't.

[–]really_a_dude 4 points5 points ago

Am I a girl?

[–]settnfiretonugz 35 points36 points ago

I'm a guy and I erect

[–]entersimon[!] 54 points55 points ago

buildings for a living. As a matter of fact, the other day

[–]securicorscares 24 points25 points ago

I came across a beautiful, young woman, in the same business. So I decided

[–]A_DERPING_ULTRALISK 19 points20 points ago

To grab a hold of her massive..

[–]AlexoftheAura 16 points17 points ago

bags. You see she was having some trouble carrying them

[–]Bulgarin 13 points14 points ago

so I carried them home for her. And before you know it

[–]Nailcannon 15 points16 points ago

She was gladly thanking me by

[–]EyesIsMine 14 points15 points ago

Giving me a pound and sending me on my way.

[–]Feltasneezecoming 8 points9 points ago

She hinted to me that

[–]dragonite_life 14 points15 points ago

That statement would boggle the mind otherwise, I think.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Frozone470 4 points5 points ago

And that's how red roses are born

[–]MartyMcMxyzptlk 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only person who imagines anal feels like pooping?

[–]FilthyFrog 10 points11 points ago

But wait, there's more!

[–]nsk08001 2 points3 points ago

This pops up every couple months and it always makes my day

[–]TheDerpofYork 2 points3 points ago

Butt wait, there's more!

[–]drumthumper 2 points3 points ago

Red vs. Blue just took on a whole new meaning...

[–]Hyperian 2 points3 points ago

I have this vid, it's very good, she's hot.

[–]MahWaifu 0 points1 point ago

HOW.

[–]stuckinthepow 0 points1 point ago

That is so horrible for your body. Wow.

[–]farkdog 2 points3 points ago

"He who draws the sword from the stone, he shall be King!"

[–]feejee 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me or does it look like theres another one in there after the blue one comes out?

[–]fuzzycuffs 3 points4 points ago

The smile does it for me. Looks like she enjoyed it, which is the most important part.

[–]God_of_Abraham 3 points4 points ago

dude that's hot

[–]Prtyvacant 3 points4 points ago

Hot Kinky Jo I think, just Google it.

[–]Jurryaany 5 points6 points ago

not every anal queen is the queen of anal queens bro.

this one has a prettier face

[–]s0452514 3 points4 points ago

I believe she's called Alisya

[–]qazplu33 1 point2 points ago

my first thought was roxy raye. either way, they're both... special in a... unique sort of way, i guess

[–]NuclearStudent 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit.

[–]feared_rear_admiral 1 point2 points ago

this will be a downvote gif one day

[–]bdylan39 1 point2 points ago

Fapfapfapfap

[–]Acrondefy -1 points0 points ago

Well, there goes my neck.

[–]remingtonsteel 1 point2 points ago

I feel better after watching this.

[–]soxmaniacnd 0 points1 point ago

i have the strangest boner right now

[–]pwnyoface 1 point2 points ago

do want

[–]santisabar 1 point2 points ago

source?

[–]Raiden1312 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if that was her rectum or a third dildo.

[–]ponyboy423 0 points1 point ago

About that...

[–]rumckle 1 point2 points ago

Heh, reminds me of that classic magic trick with many scarves tied together.

[–]polterchrist263 1 point2 points ago

At least it wasn't shit, I thought it was going to be shit.

[–]afrankiewicz12 1 point2 points ago

never going to be constipated again, luck gal.

[–]coffeesleeve -1 points0 points ago

That's how you activate her asshole-gag-reflex.

[–]bishun -1 points0 points ago

Butt wait, there's more!Infomercial voice

[–]complete_asshole_ -1 points0 points ago

Where is this from? So I can avoid it...

[–]Wyrmshadow 0 points1 point ago

Is this how they train drug mules?

[–]SirTokesMcGrokes 0 points1 point ago

How many days did she have to not eat before doing this?

[–]tarheeldarling 0 points1 point ago

I was just unbelievably relieved that it wasn't a turd...

[–]Haphazardhostile 1 point2 points ago

No

[–]humanbeingarobot 0 points1 point ago

Dildo enima.

[–]biclighter_ 0 points1 point ago

Drug smugglers doing porn for some extra cash...

[–]SgtCalhoun 0 points1 point ago

How is this anatomically possible?

[–]bluemirror 0 points1 point ago

Jesus fucking christ. lol...

[–]Kinkonthebrain 1 point2 points ago

This brain says 'yes - is good'. weg

[–]AveRuth 1 point2 points ago

But I do want.

Hot diggity.

[–]guyver_dio 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if porn casts get together for coffee after work

[–]beky-sue -1 points0 points ago

fucking rank

[–]cloud0009 0 points1 point ago

Did she died?

[–]semipeeled 0 points1 point ago

phew, nearly prolapsed.

[–]Anal_Advenger_3 0 points1 point ago

Avenge that anus!

[–]acefrehley12000 0 points1 point ago

I probably shouldn't have watched that as many times as I did

[–]shneakyshnake 0 points1 point ago

the plot twists these days

[–]mjc1027 0 points1 point ago

Judging by her face, she enjoyed it....and so did I?....I'm weird.

[–]e8ghtmileshigh 1 point2 points ago

Do want

[–]enator 0 points1 point ago

my god, check out the look on her face during that...

[–]ssdestroyer 0 points1 point ago

I want.

[–]Niggabackstabber 1 point2 points ago

Source please