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[–]Juggernaught038 13 points14 points ago

This blindsided me like a freight train. A really creepy freight train...

[–]infa_MOUSE 17 points18 points ago

I came in looking for a black joke. This was also funny.

[–]thatnewjunksmell 4 points5 points ago

Certainly was black comedy.

[–]MorbidRampager 2 points3 points ago

Yeah me too. Stereotypes FTW?

[–]ZenithE 2 points3 points ago

nom nom crunch.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 0 points1 point ago

when eating a baby, there would also be a lot of brown.

[–]lazermoon 1 point2 points ago

But.... but I thought this was normal. :(

[–]hidell 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Nothing like a good old fashioned picnic 45coms 668pts 5mos WTF
Just an ordinary picnic. 9coms 157pts 3mos WTF
At least babies don't have seeds 35coms 207pts 1yr funny
An atheists perfect picnic 4coms 10pts 7mos atheism
Watermelons (and other things) are delicious. 1com 9pts 13dys funny
Just another day in the life of an atheist [x-post from r/wtf] 35coms 757pts 6mos atheism
Almost forgot! 45coms 900pts 6mos WTF
So... I'm hosting an atheist picnic. 3coms 29pts 7mos atheism
Now for that watermelon. 7coms 56pts 1yr WTF
Poorly drawn I warned you. 138coms 800pts 1yr atheism
Just a nice picnic. 4coms 22pts 1yr pics
Heres some slight dark humor 1com -3pts 1mo funny
Now for the watermelon 14coms 246pts 1mo WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Attackoftheglobules -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously. Look at how many times this image has been fucking posted.

[–]TevoKJ[S] -3 points-2 points ago

But it stays funny...right?

Right???

[–]turkeysandwiches 0 points1 point ago

i giggled until i realized that name of fruit does not exist..

[–]EmeAngel 1 point2 points ago

Plot twist: The guy who ate the baby suddenly dies of an incurable prion disease.

[–]Gilgion 0 points1 point ago

I... Did not expect that...

[–]LOTF 0 points1 point ago

JonTron? Did you eat a family?

[–]SurfinArbiter 0 points1 point ago

belongs in r/atheism

[–]calebhall 0 points1 point ago

What does it have to do with belief in a God?

[–]gerrettheferrett -1 points0 points ago

Wow.

This is fucked up, OP/

[–]Jtaltstatt 0 points1 point ago

Wut

[–]nimby44 -2 points-1 points ago

this belongs on r/wtf

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 1 point2 points ago

You've been a Redditor for 8 months. How could make such a suggestion?

[–]benton907 -1 points0 points ago

This is stupid. Not funny at all :/

[–]RvnClw -5 points-4 points ago

Atheist! ahhhhh

[–]shogun95 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck does.....nevermind......