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[–]mirx 11 points12 points ago

This children, is why you don't eat candy apples from strangers!

[–]FThisNoise 5 points6 points ago

This is frickin evil.

[–]karmadust 5 points6 points ago

Mmm, caramelized onions.

[–]monkeyuncle8 6 points7 points ago

or do caramel lemons and put razors in them

[–]104372 5 points6 points ago

Good lord!

[–]GirlyWhirl 2 points3 points ago

About time. Those little bastards always claim trick OR treat, but only expect treats.

[–]beeper917 3 points4 points ago

Simpsons did it!

[–]CrystalElyse 1 point2 points ago

You're the very worst kind of person.

[–]DeusCaelum 1 point2 points ago

Nobody wants your crap anyway.

[–]Chlomiah 1 point2 points ago

You are the worst person in the world.

[–]mnemoniker 0 points1 point ago

still get free caramel though, right?

[–]willscy 0 points1 point ago

if you peel off the outer layer or two I would eat this.

[–]WarFuzz 2 points3 points ago

Jokes on you, I fucking love raw onions.

[–]Space_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

So... Evil...

[–]ThederpiestOne 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I haven't had a caramel onion in years.

[–]iLuVtiffany 1 point2 points ago

It's funny, but seriously... fuck anyone who does this.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 1 point2 points ago

You sadistic bastard!

[–]BigWigggly 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, I wouldn't mind this if those were fried onions with a nice sauce on them.

[–]GentlemanBigfoot -5 points-4 points ago

Re-re-re-re-re-repost!!!!

[–]the_internet_clown 1 point2 points ago

that's nice

[–]TryToGuessMyUsername 1 point2 points ago

I don't eat anything from Halloween that isn't completely sealed. I kind of go about it the same way you would a condom. So this would just be thrown out anyway. Also whoever does this is a dick.

[–]shannininks 0 points1 point ago

repost of a repost of a repost

[–]paelf8 0 points1 point ago

Asshole.

[–]lookitsaustin 0 points1 point ago

Post this to /r/childfree and you will get better responses.

[–]cupcake95 0 points1 point ago

I don't see any happy Halloween kids....

[–]DJCherryPie -4 points-3 points ago

Heh, no one likes caramel apples anyway

[–]LastGladius -4 points-3 points ago

Happy Repost Kids!