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[–]Wait_what_whhaaatt 0 points1 point ago

This is why religion still exists.

[–]love2shpongleIRL 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you can convince a child of anything. Imagine if going to Mecca to walk around the Kaaba(that big box) was a new thing, people would freak the fuck out. It exists as a thing because people have forced that shit down their kids throats from birth for century's. Religion needs to die, if you want to believe in a god that's fine(can't be proved either way), but religious institutions are tools of social control and financial extortion. Oh and if you attend a catholic church and donate money, you're directly funding the defense of child molesters. Food for thought...

[–]carlosb82 0 points1 point ago

Cool story bro

[–]canehdianchick 0 points1 point ago

I really appreciate that I never had to go through this in my childhood-- instead my father waited till he hit mid-life to start attending belief driven institutes.

[–]bloxxhead[S] -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I wasn't so fortunate

[–]carlosb82 0 points1 point ago

I second that

[–]TayMac92 0 points1 point ago

I always used the classic "pretend to be asleep while your parents are getting ready" strategy. Shit never worked.

[–]SQUISHIY13 0 points1 point ago

This is opposite for me. i'm normally the one who has to get my parents to go to church.

[–]rocker285 0 points1 point ago

more like "forced to go to school"