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[–]Stall0ne 488 points489 points ago

Try that in Germany. Plenty of fucks will be given.

[–]neweralt 121 points122 points ago

Well, it would be against the law in Germany...

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 76 points77 points ago

Dressing up as Hitler is illegal in Germany?

[–]neweralt 480 points481 points ago

Yep. They're a bunch of Nazis about that kind of stuff in Germany.

[–]Nightwing11 84 points85 points ago

Bravo

[–]NakedNaziChef 18 points19 points ago

I guess i'm in the clear considering i'm not wearing any clothes.

[–]TheDragonzord 22 points23 points ago

Displaying a swastika = up to one year in prison.

[–]golergka 15 points16 points ago

They have to remove all Nazi references from video games, including those about WWII. Yes, it's hillarious.

[–]RNRSaturday 10 points11 points ago

Schindler's List in Germany was just about a guy at a train station, then it ended.

[–]BenAdaephonDelat 0 points1 point ago

It's 11:57pm on saturday, and this is the first thing to make me literally lol on reddit tonight. Thank you sir.

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 9 points10 points ago

How would that even work anyway... German people killing Germans in CoD, without the Nazi-ism as a reason... Seems pretty messed up.

[–]orthag 25 points26 points ago

All CoD games released in Germany have the player fighting for the Nazis, so it's less weird.

[–]DarkStar5758 2 points3 points ago

How does Nazi Zombies work then?

[–]orthag 2 points3 points ago

They have Commie Zombies.

[–]DarkStar5758 2 points3 points ago

Russians instead of Nazis? I might order a German version of CoD now.

[–]ThisOpenFist 5 points6 points ago

Remember that CoD game where Hatler was furious and stole all the juice?

[–]1mannARMEE 0 points1 point ago

Let's hide all the references so we can forget ... isn't that how progress works and mistakes will never be made again.

[–]badpath 0 points1 point ago

I'd agree with your point more if there wasn't an entire continent, plus some other countries, who pretty much constantly remind Germany that it happened. It's kind of the international version of blacking out drunk and sending a guy to the hospital from the party you're at.

You may never speak of it, you may have part of you that refuses to believe you did it, you may even pretend to forget about it. But you'll always remember the shame, and your friends will never think of you quite the same way.

[–]airmasszero 2 points3 points ago

Yes, making any kind of suggestive or supporting references to Nazis, Hilter, etc are illegal.

[–]ThisOpenFist 0 points1 point ago

Nazism and Nazi paraphernalia are very illegal in Germany. Can you maybe guess why?

[–]neilwightman 0 points1 point ago

In Germany, Hindu, Buddhist, and Jain temples are exempt from the swastikas ban, as well as historical films + books.

[–]MrDoe 154 points155 points ago

Usually the whole "plenty of fucks given" is used sarcastically. Here, not so much.

[–]keagmcG 36 points37 points ago

When I went to Germany in high school the tour guide told us not to make Nazi jokes or we'll get shot. I didn't make Nazi jokes.

[–]Fartles-and-James 89 points90 points ago

In high school we had a German foreign exchange student. Our History teacher asked a question about Hitler, and I said, "Hey, ask Andreas. He's the Nazi." Well! Let me tell you. Young Andreas leapt across an entire row of desks and beat the shit out of me. True story.

[–]crispin-glover 59 points60 points ago

good

[–]Magnon 18 points19 points ago

Don't fuck with san andreas, and follow the damn train.

[–]Auroros 1 point2 points ago

I think you're new to the internet. You should never ever tell the truth if you got beat up. You must edit the story so that you become the hero. I mean, you got beat up by a nazi!

[–]Ragnalypse 61 points62 points ago

Possibly literally.

[–]ThatAssholes 139 points140 points ago

Probably Hitlerally

[–]Einlander 59 points60 points ago

Hitlarity will be ensued indeed.

[–]apocalypse_IRA 38 points39 points ago

A Lolocaust, if you will.

[–]MTK67 14 points15 points ago

It will hit you reich in the funny bone.

[–]Forhavu 5 points6 points ago

Gas chambers.

[–]ZombiePope 1 point2 points ago

That pun chain was about 7 femtohitlers.

[–]Zrk2 2 points3 points ago

I got that reference!

[–]dumbassbuffet 58 points59 points ago

Yeah, German pride just hasn't been the same lately...

[–]mxxz 18 points19 points ago

No fucks will be given because in Germany nothing happened between 1935 and 1945 everybody was on holidays.

[–]Glampire 6 points7 points ago

I asked Poland and Czechoslovakia, it checked out.

[–]zsakuL 1 point2 points ago

They were scouting the Mediterranean east coast for summer homes.

[–]g4tvftw 19 points20 points ago

well we all know hitler did nothing wrong, just ask mountain dew.

[–]Derpettia 3 points4 points ago

Still waiting for that new jewlicious soda to come out.

[–]OperatorMike 0 points1 point ago

You can't mention Hitler without getting arrested.

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[–]gesamtkunstwerk 30 points31 points ago

I believe it is illegal to even display a swastika in public in Germany. Your friends might not care, but the German authorities probably would.

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[–]p07434d 6 points7 points ago

that is not really correct. if you walk around with a swastika or something else this obvious in germany people will definitely be offended. maybe not all of them, there are a lot of dumb fucks here too, but there are enough that will beat you up for stuff like that. (although i think it is dependent on the region, urban/countryside, east/west, stuff like that)

[–]elj0h0 6 points7 points ago

Yes exactly. Like most countries, there are multiple types of people holding multiple types of opinions in Germany.

[–]Steve_the_Scout 8 points9 points ago

Which is unfortunate because Buddhists, Hindus, Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, Indians.... etc.

[–]theturban 9 points10 points ago

I believe the swastika used in the Hindu religion and maybe others is the correct way around whereas the nazi one is reversed.

[–]AnHonestQuestions 11 points12 points ago

Nommer means "to name". This would be a common misconception.

[–]Rosetti 10 points11 points ago

Eh, whadda ya expect from me. Why, one time, I ended up on the twelfth plane of torment on my way to the kitchen!

[–]AnHonestQuestions 6 points7 points ago

You must not be a clever man.

[–]BumCum 2 points3 points ago

Wait, I saw this same comment on something else today, also on the front page....

[–]AnHonestQuestions 1 point2 points ago

Huh. If you find it, send a link this way.

[–]Fyyasg 0 points1 point ago

It can go either way.

[–]GirlZGetZGasmZ 0 points1 point ago

You are correct the swastika has no tilt and the Manji ( kanji for full) goes the opposite and also has no tilt.

[–]zigaliciousone 0 points1 point ago

I have a mala (prayer beads) from India that has a swastika on it, I can confirm this.

[–]MindlessJamiroca 0 points1 point ago

The swastika used by the Nazis is tilted. The original in all those faiths is stood on one of its feet.

[–]Steve_the_Scout 1 point2 points ago

Yes, I'm familiar with the different swastikas, I guess my comment didn't really convey that. It's just that some people lump them all together and the ones who use it for its original purpose get punished for no reason, either by the law or by society.

[–]Steve_the_Scout 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I'm familiar with the different swastikas, I guess my comment didn't really convey that. It's just that some people lump them all together and the ones who use it for its original purpose get punished for no reason, either by the law or by society.

[–]torquesteer 3 points4 points ago

Also illegal to do the Nazi salute in public.

[–]xenthum 5 points6 points ago

What if you're just trying to hail a cab :(

[–]Tfish 3 points4 points ago

How can they differentiate between a Nazi salute and a Roman salute?

[–]BrainInAJar 1 point2 points ago

fun fact: the nazis didn't actually goose-step

learned that one from QI...

[–]shaege 1 point2 points ago

"You call this archaeology?"

-- Stephen Fry

[–]peex 1 point2 points ago

Don't want to be a Grammar Nazi but it should be "were" not we're".

[–]Jigsaw_Falling 0 points1 point ago

Plenty of fucks should be given everywhere. Why is this considered funny just because it is a child? It's actually pretty fucked up.

[–]pumpkinkarver115 51 points52 points ago

Man, I miss that show.

[–]DefiniteJux 16 points17 points ago

I miss Wonder Showzen

[–]Magnaen 45 points46 points ago

Wasn't this from Wonder Showzen?

[–]drcturkleton 22 points23 points ago

http://youtu.be/UiyLtMPuWRA

Yes, and this is why it was my favorite show. And that interviewing puppet that asked joggers in the park 'What are you running from?'

[–]Kamiwife47 7 points8 points ago

''Women.'' ''No you ain't, I've seen your face...''

[–]jeeenkins 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha grandpa is in for the rematch! (1:10)

[–]drcturkleton 1 point2 points ago

Also a gem.

"This is your song; Thank you, slaves" http://youtu.be/q-KUbflnMEs

[–]Skoolz 0 points1 point ago

Patience.

[–]hippiechan 1 point2 points ago

"You're running away from the truth!!"

[–]KeatingOrRoark 3 points4 points ago

SHUGGIE!

[–]zenith66 112 points113 points ago

oh wow, source pls? :D

Found it: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/165852/

[–]wojokhan 65 points66 points ago

"Do you remember me? I was over there in 42, 43, and 44!" "You want a rematch, buddy?" Lost it.

[–]Gammro 16 points17 points ago

I actually didn't think those old people would not flip their shit when they saw a kid dressed as hitler.

[–]AATroop 48 points49 points ago

Your double negative hurts my brain.

[–]babeltooth 8 points9 points ago

just add the negatives together like math! An even number of negatives = a positive, an odd number of negatives = a negative.

I didn't (1) not(2) think he wouldn't(3) not(4) get upset. This means, "I thought he would get upset".

Hurray! flies away

[–]Thunder_Butt 79 points80 points ago

Wonder Showzen. It's hilarious. Didn't have many seasons, though. Your local hipsters probably have the DVDs for you to borrow, though. Sometimes, those hipsters really pull through.

[–]deadlypliers 17 points18 points ago

I just found out that the MTV site has complete first two seasons streaminging for free.

[–]whoacolors 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for saving me a google. Awesome show.

[–]zenith66 37 points38 points ago

well...i searched for 'hitler kid'.

[–]Thunder_Butt 17 points18 points ago

lol, yeah "beat kids" was a spot on wonder showzen. it really is a good show. you should try and find it online, if you can.

[–]HellsNels 30 points31 points ago

Kids on the street! Kids on the beat! Beat kids! Beat kids!

[–]zenith66 6 points7 points ago

Found some more clips, pretty funny. Why the hell did I get downvoted?

[–]herrjoe 7 points8 points ago

The clips on youtube are NOTHING compared to the show itself.

[–]TomSelleckPI 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin Nihilists...

[–]PeteVenkmann 5 points6 points ago

I remember that show. I loved it's weirdness. I remember coming home from the pub one night and channel-hopping. I found this and sat through the entire programme with a stunned look on my face. It was awesome, but wasn't on TV long enough.

[–]fenderbender 2 points3 points ago

I have it on dvd...i'm not a hipster. ....but before you ask....i am a vegan ...

[–]portablebiscuit 2 points3 points ago

...and I do ride a fixed gear bike... and have an ironic handlebar mustache...

But really those are just coincidences.

[–]BR0STRADAMUS 1 point2 points ago

And I DO shop at Whole Foods and Urban Outfitters, but that's just because I live across the street from both

[–]fenderbender -1 points0 points ago

well SOME people here really... -_- CARE about the environment

[–]DrDreampop 1 point2 points ago

How deep is the v on your shirt right now?

[–]fenderbender 3 points4 points ago

It's all V baby.. All V

[–]fenderbender 1 point2 points ago

I only have a handlebar mustache because I ride bikes because of the handlebar mustache.

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 1 point2 points ago

I'm no hipster, but I was tripping over my own feet to get season one on DVD when it finally came out. Season two was meh. It had good moments, but I think it was mostly the shock value of the show had worn off after season one.

[–]insomniasystems 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, well hipsters thought hitler was cool before... oh, wait.

[–]TomSelleckPI 0 points1 point ago

MEXICO!!!!

[–]Karlor 1 point2 points ago

:( i have the dvd. My brother got it for me didn't realize it made me a hipster.

[–]elTiburonysuamigo 2 points3 points ago

next clip that came up - pizza guy run over by a car. now my eyes hurt.

[–]rileyrulesu 3 points4 points ago

Ebaums world is the original source? Somehow i doubt that.

[–]recoil669 0 points1 point ago

This video may be the best thing on the internet.

[–]BigY 0 points1 point ago

That guy with the cowboy hat made my shoot Sun Drop from my nostrils

[–]fullmetaljackass 8 points9 points ago

Kids on the street, kids on the beat!

[–]sfnwrx 7 points8 points ago

BEAT KIDS! BEAT KIDS!

[–]autiger8l5 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only one who misses Wonder Showzen?

[–]Pianopatte 8 points9 points ago

Wondering if the boy knows what exactly he is doing.

[–]you_sir_are_wrong 3 points4 points ago

Wonder Showzen is the best television show ever created!

[–]TomSelleckPI 0 points1 point ago

MEXICO!!!!

[–]OctopussytheDestroyR 9 points10 points ago

who does this to their child???

[–]xiandrii 16 points17 points ago

hitler.

[–]Robert_Cannelin 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of The Man Show Boy.

[–]murderousmarty 5 points6 points ago

[–]verstand 17 points18 points ago

Punchline. In the title.

[–]sarge21 1 point2 points ago

It's not the punchline. There is no punchline. It's just three panels, the first giving a bit of context and the second two are giving humerous examples. If the final panel was the punchline then you'd expect the second panel to be leading up to it somehow.

[–]lordkabab -3 points-2 points ago

nope

[–]right_guard_7299 0 points1 point ago

So you're telling me you knew what the image would be about when you read the title?

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 8 points9 points ago

Mein Summer Kampf? Sign me up!

[–]Pluvo 6 points7 points ago

Mein Sommerkampf*

[–]asldkfououhe 1 point2 points ago

taking this out of context does a disservice to wonder showzen and pffr in general

they are far more masterful and ambitious than this /r/imgoingtohellforthis type of shit

[–]PandemoniumExpress 2 points3 points ago

"Sign up for mein summer kampf."

[–]DJwalrus 2 points3 points ago

Wondershowzen: way ahead of its time. Makes South Park look rated G.

[–]cootiesratsemen 2 points3 points ago

ADULT SWIM WHY AREN'T YOU SYNDICATING THIS.

[–]2dfx 1 point2 points ago

Because it's too risque, even for them.

[–]covertaffair 4 points5 points ago

That is kinda funny actually.

[–]evst676 2 points3 points ago

dude this was the best fucking show

[–]ColloquialVernacular 1 point2 points ago

"Camp Concentration."

[–]ShitFlingingApe 1 point2 points ago

Heil five

[–]anorexia_is_PHAT -1 points0 points ago

Never high-five a rabbi.

[–]Michy06 1 point2 points ago

i love this kid he's soo fucking badass :P

[–]Veriztio 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit, the punch line was in the title. Didn't see that coming.. wait..

[–]sarge21 0 points1 point ago

It's not the punchline. There is no punchline. It's just three panels, the first giving a bit of context and the second two are giving humerous examples. If the final panel was the punchline then you'd expect the second panel to be leading up to it somehow.

[–]Bunnymancer 0 points1 point ago

Geez, if you dress like that you're literally Hitler.

[–]zekaaay 0 points1 point ago

2nd cap looks like Walter White.

[–]thisistheyear 0 points1 point ago

my girlfriend just looked over and said "what a cutie." i am jewish.

[–]Skoolz 0 points1 point ago

Patience.

[–]BlueNotesBlues 0 points1 point ago

[–]corewar 0 points1 point ago

nope. In remembrance, everyday, I beat kids.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Heilarious.

[–]Sweddy -1 points0 points ago

Wonder Showzen?

[–]killedyourhero 0 points1 point ago

i totally forgot about wonder showzen. i loved that kid.

[–]jpzivot 0 points1 point ago

Wonder Showzen? Wtf ever happened to that show!?

[–]Harumpfalumpf 0 points1 point ago

This kid is the comedy messiah.

[–]ashmole 0 points1 point ago

I like the one clip where he's talking to an old man and the guy laughs and says "I remember fighting some of your friends when I was younger!"

[–]Musicray 1 point2 points ago

Wonder Showzen!!! imagination

[–]piratestronghold 1 point2 points ago

It should have never ended.

[–]Musicray 0 points1 point ago

"What are you running from?" lmao

[–]TechTwista 0 points1 point ago

Is that Wondershowzen

[–]rnepmc 0 points1 point ago

I'd sign up as a camp counselor

[–]quotebear 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the Andy Milonakis Show.

[–]thetrannymonster 0 points1 point ago

famous skate spot in the background if you fellow skater folk missed it

[–]DeezyF 0 points1 point ago

Why are the chickens blue?! Why are the chickens blue?!

[–]abbimarie89 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone remember the name of this show?

[–]mightykill19 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who sees the giant down vote in the background?

[–]kratistos 1 point2 points ago

I want to clear up some things about Germany, because many people in here are talking major bullshit.

Illegal in good old Deutschland

  • Symbols of banned organizations, like:
  • Swastikas without an obvious disconnection to Nazism. If you display a statue of a buddhist monk with a swastika in your Buddhist temple, that's fine. If you spray paint it on a Synagogue, it's obviously not.
  • The SS runes
  • A skull with the quote "Meine Ehre heißt treue" (My honor is called loyalty), another Symbol of the SS. Skulls alone are cool, though. Context, guys. Context.
  • Denying the holocaust

legal Stuff

  • Hitler mustache
  • brown uniform
  • nazi jokes

So, as long as the kid is not displaying any Nazi-Symbols and is neither guilty of denying the holocaust nor Volksverhetzung (incitement of popular hatred, aka "Let's kill all ze Jews!"), his is guilty of bad taste but not any crimes.

Edit: Wow, how did the bold letters get so big?

[–]RockyCoon 2 points3 points ago

But he has one on his hat...

[–]MindlessJamiroca -2 points-1 points ago

Mmmm what a delicious beating.

[–]BlackHilter 0 points1 point ago

I find this high offensive.

[–]Scarmanz 1 point2 points ago

You don't say.

[–]MrFace1 -2 points-1 points ago

Could you, uh, maybe read the giant red text that says DON'T put the punchline in the title?

[–]sarge21 0 points1 point ago

It's not the punchline. There is no punchline. It's just three panels, the first giving a bit of context and the second two are giving humerous examples. If the final panel was the punchline then you'd expect the second panel to be leading up to it somehow.

[–]herrjoe -4 points-3 points ago

Come on, give me a high five! holds up right hand straight out

[–]jakethekitten 6 points7 points ago

Nah! You caught that too?

[–]Halaku -3 points-2 points ago

Whoever put that kid up to that deserves to get his ass kicked.

[–]CrapNeck5000 0 points1 point ago

Its from an old show called wondershowzen, on MTV2.

[–]post_post_modernism -4 points-3 points ago

disgusting they would have a kid do that

[–]TexansRaised -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe it's just me, but it's pretty disgusting that a kid is involved in this. I don't think he has an idea of what he is truly doing or who he is representing.

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[–]jrbcnchezbrg 2 points3 points ago

So does your face