Being homeschooled my whole life, this is how i felt starting my freshman year at a public school... [Fixed]

doiveo · 2012-10-27T20:00:28+00:00

So you're a judgmental arrogant asshole?

mattdawg62 · 2012-10-27T20:06:52+00:00

Downvote for being the kid that everyone tries to make you feel welcome but then we all realize is a huge prick... good luck with school...and life.

UnexpectedSchism · 2012-10-27T18:49:13+00:00

You are the employee in this image?

FloppyWonkers · 2012-10-27T20:04:31+00:00

judging by this post, your one of "those" homeschool kids. Have fun at school buddy.

Bearcubby17 · 2012-10-27T22:02:33+00:00

As a fellow high schooler, your peers will chew you up and shit you out with that attitude

Dokturigs · 2012-10-27T18:15:15+00:00

You're probably more socially awkward though

original-finder · 2012-10-27T15:52:29+00:00

Original Submission (100%): Being homeschooled my whole life, this is how i felt... [D]

Posted: 17h before this post by mr_turds_9000 (fixed by Att67)

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Saphiric · 2012-10-27T20:10:56+00:00

Oh, so you were that guy who thought he was better than everyone else and was never able to make any real friends in school due to appearing as a pretentious douche to anyone he spoke to? Yeah, I remember you.

Rohm · 2012-10-27T20:35:23+00:00

Hahaha you're going to get torn to shreds.

CaptainCuntHunter · 2012-10-28T02:43:20+00:00

Am I the only one here that knows public school, at least in America, is by far the worst education possible?

user_name2 · 2012-10-27T19:42:16+00:00

You know how there's that saying that goes "what if I'm retarded but everyone around me acts like I'm normal to spare my feelings?" Yeah, that's you.

as1126 · 2012-10-28T01:43:06+00:00

Being humble is important. You probably have some general knowledge or specific knowledge that may give you some advantage, but there are skills that others have that you may lack.

Source: My wife and I home-schooled two sons until last year (one to college, one to high school).

hihi44 · 2012-10-27T20:57:08+00:00

OP going to be the most popular kid at his school no doubt

Santacloz · 2012-10-27T20:15:08+00:00

ITT: Everyone hates homeschooled kids

Jamog · 2012-10-27T23:31:39+00:00

Being homeschooled is actually the opposite. You have no idea about life.

crushcrushcrush · 2012-10-27T22:52:15+00:00

You were homeschooled and you are saying you know more than me? This is why everyone hates you and thinks ur a fucking weirdo.

dolemite- · 2012-10-27T21:42:50+00:00

You don't.

kbox · 2012-10-27T20:13:34+00:00

"i know more than you.... about religion, the gay agenda and how science is a big conspiracy."

lol what am i talking about, homeschoolers don't talk to other people, they sit in the corner having a panic attack over the reality of life.

kuj4k · 2012-10-27T22:09:03+00:00

Must suck having to work at hardware store. Sorry your parents are so dumb.

Dinocologist · 2012-10-27T23:42:32+00:00

Then they beat the shit out of you.

smithal3 · 2012-10-27T23:48:05+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good luck fitting in with everyone, prick.

LFK1236 · 2012-10-27T23:58:19+00:00

Which one are you...?

Grandmaofhurt · 2012-10-28T00:15:10+00:00

And everyone in the class was thinking, "I know what a vagina and social skills feel like"

GnomeInvasion · 2012-10-28T02:04:36+00:00

I was home schooled. Thanks for making us look like pretentious dicks.

GrooveCombo · 2012-10-28T02:13:05+00:00

You sad pedantic child.

Rincey · 2012-10-28T03:25:02+00:00

ITT: Insufficient sample sizes

devo1138 · 2012-10-27T22:09:32+00:00

Seriously, most home-schooled kids that I met are complete fucktards.

foxtrotftw · 2012-10-27T23:23:05+00:00

i believe south park said it best: those home-schooled kids know more, but always have the personality of a wet dish rag.

Tazthewonderdog · 2012-10-28T00:34:56+00:00

I totally know this feeling. I just went from homeschool to public school. I'm in grade 10. People don't know what a preposition or syllable is. Geez.

Disco_Bloodbath · 2012-10-27T23:04:28+00:00

You probably don't know more about socializing. Also, HOW DARE YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO RON FUCKING SWANSON?!?? You should be ashamed of yourself.

faeden · 2012-10-27T20:05:40+00:00

I bet the person from public school has more social skills...

jbread · 2012-10-27T23:29:29+00:00

I found this post so irritating that simply downvoting it was not enough. I went back through OP's posts and comments and downvoted all of them.

joeshmoe16 · 2012-10-27T20:56:19+00:00

I can't wait until this person realizes that mommy and daddy weren't right when they said that there little genius was so smart. My bet is this kid is going to make up a bunch of excuses for doing badly on tests and say their being mean to him just because he is homeschooled.

crAbsolution · 2012-10-27T23:59:16+00:00

I remember when I was about 7 some kids asked me which school I went to. I said that I was home-schooled, but they didn't believe me. In an attempt to prove that I did infact go to school, they asked me "What's 2+2?" to which I obviously responded "4". They then declared that I must go to school.

DaNizzles · 2012-10-28T00:34:28+00:00

All home school children have a fundamental problem recognizing authority. The only authority figures they ever know are required to love them unconditionally.

sherman92 · 2012-10-27T23:17:54+00:00

From what show is this screen made of? I live in germany and never saw this show, but nearly everyday i see a picture of this show on reddit.

darthpreslie · 2012-10-28T00:14:40+00:00

You went to school at a hardware store?

YanRaygur · 2012-10-28T01:24:37+00:00

As a Lowe's employee, I find this very accurate.

squiggilysk33t · 2012-10-28T01:27:38+00:00

False

jdaltgang · 2012-10-28T01:58:51+00:00

Prepare for a extremely shitty high-school experience if you are really this much of a asshole

celticd208 · 2012-10-28T02:06:43+00:00

Aaaand the number one reason I work for Home Depot is...

thm2130 · 2012-10-28T02:21:06+00:00

soooooo... this post has all hate comments... but why so many upvotes???

Cryptic0677 · 2012-10-28T02:46:28+00:00

So youre in high school? Sorry dude you dont know anything. Im finishing my phd and I still dont know anything.

Marchie · 2012-10-28T03:02:44+00:00

Well it's clear you know how to interact with people better than those uneducated dummies.

nathanv221 · 2012-10-28T03:27:21+00:00

im watching that episode right now on netflix!

grumblesatlife · 2012-10-28T03:47:57+00:00

Keep it to yourself. Do not correct people when they are wrong. You will survive longer.

guyver_dio · 2012-10-28T04:52:05+00:00

Homeschooled kid ey?

So god made everything and Mountain Dew is the best soda ever?

alphabot · 2012-10-28T06:22:41+00:00

Knowing random facts (essentially what you learn in ANY school) does not make you smart. IQ is derived from ones ability to solve problems.

tevert · 2012-10-28T00:26:56+00:00

I see a lot of hate flying your way...... those are the people who are too stupid to recognize their future boss. Here here to homeshooling bro.

Evesore · 2012-10-28T00:15:17+00:00

I was in private school until 7th grade; I remember being utterly confused my first day of math class as to why we were doing 5th grade math. After two days I was moved to the advanced classes and it was a little better.

It makes me cringe seeing all the people posting things like, "you're going to get torn up/ you have no friends/ you're going to get chewed up/ torn to shreds." Excuse me if I've been out of HS awhile (10 years) but I'm pretty sure that being arrogant has often no bearing on popularity. At young ages you can treat the majority of people like shit and as long as you're attractive and dress nice, you wont have any lack of "friends".

andybent25 · 2012-10-27T22:38:03+00:00

I knew kids who were home schooled from elementary through middle school. High School was academically horrific for them.

DnWeava · 2012-10-28T00:48:33+00:00

I've known quite a few homeschool kids,about half are extremely wierd/awkward but the other half were pretty normal. They always seems ahead of public school kids in their school work but I wouldn't say they are smarter, now I went to private school and we were smarter than public school kids, suck on that suckas.

pseudogentry · 2012-10-28T01:16:45+00:00

Bravo. You've found a way to be elitist and exclusionary at the same time. Speaking from a position of experience, your attitude will be the cause of a lot of hardship for you, unless you drop all pretenses of superiority. You're not special, you're not a higher class; I'm willing to bet you're socially inhibited and have been taught by people without qualifications, in contrast to all of your peers. If this post is how you're going to go about public school life, good luck. You'll fucking need it.

omarcumming · 2012-10-27T21:11:54+00:00

Damn everyone's hating on you but you probably are much more educated than public school kids of the same age. Public schools in the U.S. are absurdly poor.

Rixxer · 2012-10-27T22:47:14+00:00

Can't tell if you're the employee, or Ron in this scenario.

fucme · 2012-10-28T01:34:22+00:00

You seem to think you are smarter than everyone else but you haven't been around them to compare. And even if you are smarter, my guess is you are a social cripple.

Att67 · 2012-10-28T03:50:56+00:00

To all off you hating on me go ahead if you must but I do apologies if this post offended anyone that was not the point. Its point was to be a counter to the earlier post that insinuated home schooled kids are idiots. Which is far from the case. So please don't jump to conclusions about me because its simply silly to judge someone as a complete douche over one post. I hope all of you have a good weekend.

frozenkiller7 · 2012-10-27T23:18:09+00:00

... are you swanson or the idiot?

maelfyn · 2012-10-27T23:24:25+00:00

Wow, a lot of butthurt, insecure, public school educated schmucks on this website. Homeschoolers score better for a reason. Your globalist, white male-hating, Obama worship schools suck, losers.

theemprah · 2012-10-27T22:02:45+00:00

this is what i think of you.

shawnpeps · 2012-10-28T00:11:35+00:00

I'm thinking OP meant to say he was the employee in the first image - but, I can't really tell and if he's not, well, then he's a dick.

midgetparty · 2012-10-28T01:44:22+00:00

Jesus-y homeschooling? You probably don't know more than them.

drabe1 · 2012-10-28T00:55:33+00:00

exact opposite at my school. my dumbest friend was homeschooled until 8th grade

GMasterIII · 2012-10-28T01:54:03+00:00

home schooled kids may have the book knowledge, but they are awkward as fuck. Parents do a disservice to children by keeping them at home. My parents dog has never been to the dog park and has only dealt with the handful of dogs she sees on a walk or that have come over, her lack of socialization makes her act weird to the other dogs.

OhGeeGee · 2012-10-28T03:15:47+00:00

I cant fucking stand home schooled kids. They are so socially awkward and annoy the shit out of everyone the come in contact with because they know more than everyone!

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