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[–]RedManDancing 35 points36 points ago

I'm not sure... This cat is not grumpy...

[–]thalescosta 3 points4 points ago

This cat actually looks like Tard's brother, Pokey.

[–]JasonoftheOregonauts 1 point2 points ago

And the picture contains supernatural beings.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 108 points109 points ago

[–]ani625 10 points11 points ago

[–]ZombieLightWave 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why some people just can't distinguish a picture from a nutshell.

[–]GoogledItForYou 0 points1 point ago

Oh, Austin...

[–]Andssup 22 points23 points ago

To be honest the only pictures and posts about cats i see on reddit are the posts about reddit being all about cats.

[–]HitlerSexy69 -4 points-3 points ago

+1 Edit: I was actually going to say that.

[–]RockFerrit 6 points7 points ago

If i had a nickel for everytime I heard this title...

[–]Bleep_bloop_beep 4 points5 points ago

You would have $81. Source : 1620 * $0.05 = $81. Math.

[–]anti_queue 0 points1 point ago

And you still wouldn't have enough to feed a cat for a year.

[–]Bleep_bloop_beep 0 points1 point ago

Let them outside, then they eat for free. Plus they're even nice enough to bring you a little bit too :)

[–]anti_queue 0 points1 point ago

Ahh yes. The old bring-the-pigeon-in-through-the-catflap-and-release-it-in-the-kitchen trick.

[–]Akoraceb 0 points1 point ago

I have witnessed this before. The bird was still alive and fluttered around for a good hour.

[–]Joliet_Jake_Blues 45 points46 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Googled "Reddit in a nutshell", wasn't disappointed 4coms 63pts 14dys funny
Looked up "Reddit in a nutshell" spot on google, spot on 2coms 2pts 3dys funny
Welcome to r/aww 1com 16pts 4mos funny
reddit in a nutshell 0coms 11pts 5mos funny
Bow before your king. 1com 2pts 5dys funny
Let's say a big AMEN to Saint Reddit... 1com 4pts 15dys funny
If reddit had profile pics, this is mine :D 9coms 193pts 21dys pics
Presenting Sir. Meowington, King of cats. 2coms 3pts 1mo pics
I give you our king 2coms 11pts 7mos pics
How my cat probably sees himself 98coms 1069pts 1yr pics
I see your king of the internet and raise you. Ladys and Gentlemen, I give you the ruler of the internet 1com 6pts 3dys pics
I found the king of Reddit. 3coms 3pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ani625 21 points22 points ago

[–]HitlerSexy69 0 points1 point ago

whaT a twist.

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[–]Joliet_Jake_Blues 13 points14 points ago

If you "found" an image, its probably been on reddit.

Karmadecay it yourself. That way you don't copy a 3 day old post almost word for word.

[–]checkoutmybadass 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, we're all in it for the karma. You don't have to lie.

[–]Joke_Getter -4 points-3 points ago

I like when the faggots cry over the way they are.

[–]streetbum -3 points-2 points ago

Congrats, you're a douche

[–]UncleDrunkle 7 points8 points ago

This type of post is so played out and old. Yes. Reddit likes cats. There is a simliar post made every few minutes.

[–]I_CATS 1 point2 points ago

It is I, Cats. Bow down before me!

[–]ShoutsObscenely 0 points1 point ago

Redditor for 561 days. Not bad.

[–]Zafara1[S] 3 points4 points ago

The artist for those looking is Tokuhiro Kawai. Great Artist.

[–]EpicGotRice 0 points1 point ago

does he sell these stuff? I want a cheap copy on my wall

[–]indigo_star 4 points5 points ago

only if the cape is made of bacon

[–]Blueplastic1 0 points1 point ago

Dogs are better

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 1 point2 points ago

That cat would be eating those baby angels and leaving their heads for us as presents.

[–]warcrafter 0 points1 point ago

Dogs are too much work

[–]paavopesusieni -3 points-2 points ago

no

[–]Xurv 2 points3 points ago

Angels are known to be master thieves, guess this picture proves it. King cat is not amused.

[–]ContentEnt 2 points3 points ago

It's a Monarcat

[–]Pastorius124 0 points1 point ago

I've got to be the only redditor who gives less than 0 fucks about pictures of cats

[–]jakemcd184 1 point2 points ago

the cat lovers are the first group we take down when our kind gains power.

[–]Speedy_Greyhound 0 points1 point ago

Needs less wiener and more boobies, just saying.

[–]Oh_I_Geddit -2 points-1 points ago

'cos redditors... and the internet... and pictures... and cats...

[–]DarkInsight 0 points1 point ago

The Aristocat!!

[–]fayvalentine 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is like a cat wearing a cape being crowned by a bunch of flying, naked babies? Huh.

[–]katzenkoenig 1 point2 points ago

Where did you get my picture? God, I'm beautiful.

[–]Mr_Pie_Eater 0 points1 point ago

Lé King of lé Pussies

[–]gblove82 0 points1 point ago

That is an awesome painting, and I want it. Who is the artist?

[–]hedgomatic 0 points1 point ago

We're just getting our ancient Egypt on.

[–]flignir 0 points1 point ago

You see us as a bunch of naked babies who can fly?

[–]sqq 0 points1 point ago

where can i get a print of this ?

[–]Canadianme 0 points1 point ago

I wish i could upvote this more than once

[–]Koshatnik 0 points1 point ago

is this a cat being dressed like an infant of prague???

[–]GoatsTongue 0 points1 point ago

An appropriate receptacle.

[–]twasdreary 0 points1 point ago

It aggravates me that you think cats can sum up Reddit. Reddit is so much more than that and the mere idea that a cat can sum it up is inane, man.

[–]IEntendu 1 point2 points ago

Plot twist : the cat believes in god.

[–]SnarkSnout -1 points0 points ago

Cats are evil wastes of time and not nearly as cute as dogs and bunnies, and... oh, wait! Is that a Scottish Fold? I LOOOOOVE Scottish Folds!

[–]Nathien 1 point2 points ago

Stop putting Reddit into nutshell and do someting worthy.

[–]Mr_Aids 0 points1 point ago

Can someone photoshop grumpy cats face on to that cats face?

[–]ShellsofDeath 0 points1 point ago

More like the Internet in a nutshell

[–]spacepack 0 points1 point ago

praise to the cat gods

[–]SaturnMoth 0 points1 point ago

Yay, a Scottish Fold cat! They were originally bred near Coupar Angus in Scotland and have that unique folded ear look.

[–]IT_IS_HAPPENING 0 points1 point ago

New tattoo.

[–]fuck_this_fuck_you 0 points1 point ago

I think a more appropriate picture would have naked women instead of babies

[–]Prime21 0 points1 point ago

His crown needs to be made of bacon for it to truly be Reddit in a nutshell.

[–]pinchhazard -1 points0 points ago

What a shameless and terrible repost. Fuck off.

[–]Trigger_impact 0 points1 point ago

That part of reddit was shut down

[–]Smiles_and_Sunshine 1 point2 points ago

*14-24 year olds who think the know it all.

FTFY

[–]Ilikekittensyay 0 points1 point ago

fucking shit like this makes me wonder if people who upvote are retarded..

[–]Kahnza 0 points1 point ago

I don't like infant genitals

[–]plm980 0 points1 point ago

Angels, seriously? I didn't know reddit was invaded by rethuglican fundies..

[–]mandano 0 points1 point ago

I posted this like 2 years ago, but only got like 100 karma, lol. Nicely played

[–]orangeplusplus 0 points1 point ago

Reposted multiple times.

prepares for downvotes and copy paste of reddit ethics saying reposts are okay

[–]willyum4 0 points1 point ago

This used to be my iPod background about 2 years ago never thought I would see it anywhere else haha

[–]hakuna_matitties 0 points1 point ago

The cat is thinking.. Can I eat those?

[–]MDef255 1 point2 points ago

...Can I get a print of this to be framed?

[–]Palmpay 0 points1 point ago

You have got to be kitten me...

[–]Kriztauf 0 points1 point ago

I really want to write a thesis on how cats are set up to inhereit the Earth of we're gone now...

[–]Reverse_Img 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Googled "Reddit in a nutshell", wasn't disappointed 4coms 63pts 14dys funny
Looked up "Reddit in a nutshell" spot on google, spot on 2coms 2pts 4dys funny
Welcome to r/aww 1com 16pts 4mos funny
reddit in a nutshell 0coms 11pts 5mos funny
Bow before your king. 1com 2pts 5dys funny
Let's say a big AMEN to Saint Reddit... 1com 4pts 15dys funny
If reddit had profile pics, this is mine :D 9coms 193pts 22dys pics
Presenting Sir. Meowington, King of cats. 2coms 3pts 1mo pics
I give you our king 2coms 11pts 7mos pics
How my cat probably sees himself 98coms 1069pts 1yr pics
I see your king of the internet and raise you. Ladys and Gentlemen, I give you the ruler of the internet 1com 6pts 3dys pics
I found the king of Reddit. 3coms 3pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]em22new -1 points0 points ago

Not true, depends what subreddits you subscribe to.

[–]ZetsubouZolo 0 points1 point ago

Also egypt in a nutshell.

[–]CrazyBastard -1 points0 points ago

HEY GUISE, DAE THINK LE REDDIT LIKES CATS? LOL UPBOATS TO THE LEFT!!!!

[–]Blinklink7 0 points1 point ago

Waaaaay to much religion.

[–]awesome_nards 0 points1 point ago

that's because dogs are ugly and they smell bad and are annoying

[–]midtowngroove 1 point2 points ago

I am glad to be one of the large minority who has downvoted this post.

[–]ashmawaq 0 points1 point ago

Reddit in a nutshell posts ARE reddit in a nutshell you annoying unoriginal cunt

[–]protomd 0 points1 point ago

This painting came up in one of my art history lectures once. Reddit is much older than we think..

[–]MmmCremeEggs 0 points1 point ago

Our ancestors are all Egyptians, clearly

[–]keepitcutthroat 0 points1 point ago

100th COMMENT!

[–]fogard14 0 points1 point ago

It has to be atheists instead of angels

[–]cassx3 0 points1 point ago

Where can I buy this?!

[–]Stollykin 0 points1 point ago

Is there a site where I can purchase this or similar paintings?

[–]ScreamWithMe 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

it's funny because of the cat

[–]johnyg 0 points1 point ago

this is actually a repost in a nutshell

[–]Keeks15 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost.

[–]dutchieh 1 point2 points ago

This fits nice as a painting in my living room.

[–]Sy87 0 points1 point ago

If it fits it sits.

[–]Corvus133 2 points3 points ago

I think posts with cats in it claiming to represent reddit are so overdone, that the idea of mocking reddit for loving cats will define reddit.

[–]cononor -2 points-1 points ago

[–]InsaneBlaco -2 points-1 points ago

Already been said as the top response. Dipshit.

[–]cononor -1 points0 points ago

when i put it, it wasn't....'dipshit'