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[–]thearsenal14 9 points10 points ago

That kid is pure evil. Always kind of freaks me out.

[–]loswaga26 17 points18 points ago

I'm totally with ya.

[–]wait99 4 points5 points ago

Hi-Five!

[–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Daawww, I can't downvote you. I'm just bitter b/c I didn't karmawhore my Cakeday.

[–]loswaga26 0 points1 point ago

Implying that I did?

[–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb[S] 0 points1 point ago

No? There was no hidden meaning or sarcasm in that sentence.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

But you are trying to karma whore about not karma whoring on your cakeday.

[–]bluebunnyram 4 points5 points ago

I love this sudden trend (not that it hasn't always existed) of people hating on cakedays, then they turn around and post "LOL MAH CAKEDAY" x amount of time later on THEIR cakedays.

[–]Where_this_belongs 2 points3 points ago

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

Are sure? I think the people over at r/gifsaboutbirthdaycandles, would like this, or maybe the people over at r/gifs or maybe the people at /r/funnygifs or maybe /r/giftsinvolvingupvotes?

[–]apennismightier 2 points3 points ago

Also when some douche reposts something from 2 days ago with the same exact title... fail

[–]remembername 0 points1 point ago

I love that gif. That little kids face. HAHAHA. Fuck you!

[–]Moncole 0 points1 point ago

Or when someone says its their first post.

[–]humblebrag -1 points0 points ago

damn you.

[–]VSFX -1 points0 points ago

test

[–]VSFX -1 points0 points ago

today should be my cake day but I don't see any cake

[–]j3ffy 0 points1 point ago

One of my favorite gifs.

[–]HotMayo 0 points1 point ago

That blows.

[–]magictoenail 0 points1 point ago

I love how he shimmies in at the last second, instantly blowing out the candle

[–]urabunch0fassholes 0 points1 point ago

I think mine was this month.Who the fuck really cares? I don't celebrate how long I have been on Facebook, or any other website frequented by millions of people.

[–]Squirming_Coil -1 points0 points ago

If I see "Cakeday" in any post I instantly downvote (with exception to this post).

  1. Stop saying "cake day", it's lame
  2. Stop karma whoring
  3. Why do you care about your karma score anyways?

[–]ZoffyX 0 points1 point ago

Report them, cakeday posts aren't allowed in this subreddit.

[–]kmarch2 0 points1 point ago

totally read cakeday as chivalry

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you irrepressible little scamp!

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

On my "Cakeday" Im going to attempt to get as many downvotes as I can

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 0 points1 point ago

See you in 5 months.

[–]jerobrine 1 point2 points ago

:(

[–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I can't see your cake...?

[–]jerobrine 0 points1 point ago

it's not my cakeday any more... ;) i dunno why, but it stopped at about 20:00 (central european time)